#haha school amiright?

[geoblitzz]

I’m going afk for an indefinite period of time ✌🏼

@urlocalllama

If I don’t get this project finished then I will fail

[bat-luun]

*crawls out of dark hole covered in blood* im back!!!! ^_^

[fumrell]

It's so fucking homophobic that my homework won't do itself.

[leiflitter]

hey i need ur felix and oliver and cattonquick headcanon s RIGHT NOW… ❤️

Well uh uh uh there's 200k+ words on ao3 which contains some of this but... under the cut because it's vaguely nsfw in places, keeping this as like... Oxford Ladz.

Felix is shit in bed unless you turn it into a challenge/game, and even then he's lazy as fuck so good luck. Most girls don't care because shagging Felix is like being chosen by a god. His routine is: snog for a bit, maybe shove his hand down your knickers, then it's the Catton Jackhammer asap until he rolls off you and falls asleep.

Going out with Felix is generally shit. He shags you maybe 4 times, then ghosts you and you find out he's moved on by seeing him fingering another girl outside of a club at 2am. He might buy you something, but the most expensive gift he'll get you is most likely some shots or a 3am kebab.

Oliver? Good in bed because he is An Observer and will see what works then Do That Until You Die. However, he only really sleeps with girls to help Felix out (he gets the friend, Felix gets the hot girl). He mostly thinks of Felix when he does this, but tells himself it's in a lie back and think of england way. He also tends to stick to hands/mouth stuff, because otherwise it's "why aren't you hard" and he panics.

Oliver is perpetually single, despite Felix's best efforts. Felix does not understand why girls have such bad taste. He insists Ollie is an absolute legend and anyone would be lucky to have him. He also gets oddly grumpy if any girls DO organically hit on Ollie, though.

Felix's short-lived "girlfriends" all think it's a little weird that Felix touches Oliver more than he touches them. Like he won't hold hands in public, but he's got his arm around Oliver all the time? Weird. If you're dancing with Felix and go to get a drink, most of the time he'll be dancing with Oliver once you're back and it is hard to get his attention back.

Felix gives me vague adhd vibes, maybe dyslexia, but he was born in the 80s and he's rich af, so it's never really mattered because he never has to try.

Big Oliver Autism vibes, the man is MASKING but again... circumstances mean he's just brute forcing things.

Felix has been made to play Team Sports but doesn't like them unless it's for silly reasons.

Oliver likes exercising, but mostly goes to the gym to be in a weird little physical activity enduced void.

Felix has honestly been bi as fuck forever, but never really considered why he was down to let lads in his dorm snog him back in boarding school because it was just kinda the done thing. Haha, just hormones, amiright?

Both of them feel vaguely destined to become their fathers and do not want to do that.

Felix had very weird feelings for Damon Albarn as a teen but again. Never thought about it too hard, he's just a pretty man, bloody hormones again!

Oliver cannot drive. He refuses to drive. He has his provisional licence for ID and that's IT.

Felix is often trying to annoy Oliver because any attention is good attention. Oliver just wants to revise, Felix, please stop drawing dicks on his notebook.

Felix absolutely is going full hair-twirly, eyelid-fluttery, dreamboy bimbo at Oliver constantly. Oliver does not pick up on this, but Farleigh does and is honestly a little disgusted.

Speaking of- Farleigh is primarily concerned that he pegged Oliver for an absolute capital-L Loser on day ONE and now his stupid cousin is basically throwing himself at Oliver. Farleigh has theories, including maybe hypnosis or Felix having some sort of brain injury from Team Sports.

Oliver was absolutely bullied in school, but not extremely, because he learned to make himself invisible. Head down, keep going, don't react.

Oliver didn't really GET music until Felix showed him stuff that wasn't just radio pop music. Unfortunately, this was after Oliver spent way too long trying to understand why Steps were so popular.

Oliver's initial haircut is based off of Zac Efron's in High School Musical. He has never seen HSM, but something about Zac Efron made him feel weird, and it just sort of... happened. He has a type, and it's Jawline and Eyebrows.

Felix's first thought upon getting close enough for Oliver to do the Big Blue Eyes Look Up At Him was "oh no," followed by just question marks and bike panic. And also, bi panic.

Farleigh complained to Felix a lot about Oliver but never used his name. It was just "the fucking nerd in my tutorial group".

Oliver honestly didn't connect Farleigh and Felix as cousins, because he was mostly too busy trying not to be painfully in love with Felix to join the dots from a throwaway comment in his first tutorial.

The money in Oliver's wallet at the pub was meant to last for the next two weeks. Boy gotta get lunch and buy bodywash and stuff, not shots for rich kids.

Felix immediately begins relying on Oliver to know his schedule. Oliver just accepts this and sends Felix reminder texts for his tutorials.

Felix keeps leaving hoodies in Oliver's dorm room. This is weird because they are rarely in there for longer than a minute or two. Oliver wears these hoodies because Felix keeps insisting that they'd suit him. Farleigh, yes, sees this and is fucking CONCERNED.

Felix assumes he'll have to get married and have kids as it is his duty to continue the Catton Line. He keeps making weird jokes about his and Oliver's kids getting married.

Oliver says he fancies Kiera Knightley. This is incorrect. Kiera Knightley is just the closest woman he could find to Felix.

Oliver lies to his parents mostly to avoid any visits or needing to go home because going back there is awful and stifling and guilt-inducing.

A few people in their group refer to Oliver as Felix's Pet, but only when neither of them are there. Farleigh started it.

Felix's initial emotional reaction to Ollie's Field Reveal was immense pride and the urge to punch Farleigh in the arm very hard if he didn't stop staring, the pervert. Felix was not staring, he was merely pointing his eyes in that direction, thanks.

Felix always has something in his mouth and it makes Oliver want to die. Most of Oliver's pens and pencils have Felix toothmarks on.

Felix does not understand how much things cost. Oliver does. Oliver wishes Felix would stop picking things up that "made me think of you, Ollie!" Because. Felix. That t-shirt was £50. What is WRONG WITH YOU.

Felix has occasionally considered seeing if Ollie'd be up for a devil's threeway if he found someone willing. He isn't brave enough to ask, because he knows Oliver would say no, but he thinks about the idea a lot. You know. Just a regular wild Uni party thing, right?

If Oliver hadn't gone to Felix, Felix would have turned up sloppy, SLOPPY drunk outside of Oliver's room one night and had a big baby tantrum and probably shoved his tongue down Oliver's throat. It would be the worst handjob of Oliver's life, but also the best.

[the-heart-of-a-monster]

I’m doing this completely on a whim right after seeing the recent 2 pages so this is probably gonna be very emotionally driven idk

Because… Wow. Just wow. Omega’s dead now. He’ll probably be brought back because we have a Tails, but judging by how his body looks… I don’t have much hope. He’s just so black and broken, literally a “Black mark on the floor,” as the song from Heroes suggests. He looks so old, so damaged, so hurt…! AAAUUUGGGHHHHH I AM NOT OKAY.

Please. Do not let me start on Shadowks reaction. Por favor. Pretty please with a cherry on top. My heart is already broken enough I don’t need to shatter it into a million pieces plz

OKAY I’M TALKING ABOUT SHADOW BECAUSE THEY WERE BESTIES AND THEN OMEGA JUST UP AND DIED ON SHADOW AND HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Shadow. This little prickly idiot of a hedgehog. He just walked into a fight, ready to help Sonic, ready to help his boyfriend beat up his friend from high school, (idk man I’m just sad that Omega’s dead) and then he walks in, AND THAT FRIEND IS NOW DEAD BECAUSE OF SAID BOYFRIEND. JUST. JUST THINK ABOUT ALL THAT’S PROBABLY GOING THROUGH SHADOW’S HEAD RIGHT NOW??? THINK OF ALL THE TERRIBLE THOUGHTS SWIRLING IN HIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG BRAIN. THINK OF ALL THAT! Shadow, for once in his life, was too late. He was too late to save a friend, a teammate… Too late.

Just like Maria.

Ohhhhh my god I just realized that holy crawdad.

So when Shadow sees Omega, beat up and broken on the floor, smoke coming out of his innards like a fireplace, robotic guts literally everywhere… He naturally pushes his boyfriend to the side and goes straight for Omega. He kneels down beside the robot, memories flashing in his head of all the good times they had together, and he just… He just stays there. He cries beside the body of his best friend, the one who looked out for him when no one else did. (Aside from Rouge [IF ROUGE COMES IN AND SEES OMEGA LIKE THIS I WILL CRY]) He cries until his heart bleeds out, and he just continues to wait there, waiting for something, anything to happen. Waiting for Omega to come back and be like: “Man what a jerk amiright Shadow?”

But instead, all that happens is Sonic’s broken, whispery voice, mumbling apologies into the air. Shadow turns, his cheeks stained with his own tears, and he glares at the one who dared do this to his friend. Sonic looked sad, vulnerable, scared, worried, and everything in between. But that didn’t change what had happened. That couldn’t bring Omega back to life.

Is it just me or is whatever’s bouta happen gonna be genuinely scary?? Is Shadow gonna go off on Sonic again?? Are we gonna see something happen between them?? WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE AND WHAT OF OMEGA PLEASE TELL ME THIS DEATH ISN’T PERMANENT PLEASE I BEG OF YOU MY LORD WHAT IS TO HAPPEN TO THE ROBO-BUDDY???????????????

Still sad about his death like 20 minutes later haha… Good job. That is some good writing right there. You made me feel sad for a robot. Wonderful work. 10/10 I would totally 100% recommend.

Don't worry buddy!

(for real tho i appreciate this comment so much thabk you!!!!)

[lemurzsquad]

Stressed rambling 😭

On today's episode of Why I Am Stressed: stressed about having to move into my dorm tomorrow and being all by myself with my enitre family 3.5 hours away from me for a whole week before my brother moves onto campus with me (since we're going to the same school) ;-;

I packed so many things, probably overpacked although I do have a whole apartment to fill and not having all of my clothes readily available to me is stressful

It'll also be the longest drive I've driven myself in one stretch, and on one of the most dangerous highways, but at least my brother will be with me ;w; hopefully he'll actually help me out

Haha anyway, college, amiright? I totally didn't forget about that job application I need to do to get a job on campus or anything

[sealovinq]

XELLE OMG HI its been way too long 😭😭 idk if u rmbr me .. previously @/recordplayershipping (scout) !!! i saw u as i was clearin out my discord friends list recently n i wanted to come see how u were doing 🥺 i hope schools going well!!! also take this as a free pass to introduce me to the f/o ur fixated most on rn!!!!!!! <3

HELLO HELLOO!!!! AAAAAAA SCOUT I MISSED YOU SM!!! of course i remember you omg you're literally one of my fav moots /gen i'm sorry if this took too long WAAA i didn't know which f/o to talk about.... and yes i've been SUPER busy with school and it's starting again in a few days so 😭 BUT TYSM FOR STOPPING BY, I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL TOO<3333!!!

it's actually been a while since i got a new f/o... but i started rewatching m.lp (my lit.tle pon.y) and am currently around season 5 and erm... ya girl got a crush on one of the main 6 GGRGRBRHRJFJ she reminds me of my partner irl so WIWIWIEIJEJ HAHA NOT SURPRISING....

in reference to that previous post of mine i was actually referring to appl.ejack 🙈🙈 LOOK who doesn't like a masculine woman (mare in this case) who can carry me without breaking a sweat amiright WEEEHEHHEJD.... and the human version (NOT E.QG) fanarts of her DID NOT HELP because they all drew her with a muscular body and i am literally!!! so weak for that!!! HELLO!!! SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWGIRL 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

i've made a ponysona too UABAYUSBDHDJ i haven't drawn her with aj as of yet because i suck at drawing ponies 😭 and i haven't made much lore about them either but i just like thinking about them hehehehehe

here she is!! my precious lil gem!! i based her off of the color palette of the beach hehe classic ocean-loving me. she's besties with ra.rity and would often come to her for advice about what to do with aj (pre-dating). again i haven't developed her but she's very Pretty and i love her so so so much. i would love to see her getting introduced to farm life by aj even though she's a bit icky about dirt but she'd do anything for the Girlfriend!!!

speaking of ra.rity i actually kin her! so it doesn't bother me when i see ra.rijack or any other ships involving aj tbh. BUT HELL when i do see ra.rijack I GET SO HYPED BECAUSE WE ARE SO CANON<333!! yes she is holding my waist and kissing me on the mouth yes that is me with the curly purple hair ehe

idk i just love aj a lot 🥺🥺🤧 i love especially how she's so blunt sometimes UABSHDIJD and she's so hardworking and does everything for her friends and such a sweetheart eeuuuuuuehhhh.... i wanna smooch her so badly and make her flustered AWAWWAEAEEEEEE

also i've re-explored my gender and decided i am more of genderfae (basically a gender that fluctuates to any gender except masculine ones, for example i can be feminine or neutral any time but never masculine ones) and have developed an attraction to mascs which aj perfectly fits into... aha <33

i don't think i'd be shipping with her e.qg version. they're canonically high schoolers and usually range around 16-18 but it's not confirmed so it's still kinda weird so i'm sticking to her pony version! og is always the best anyway 😍😍🙏

look at Her and her Handsome Face

SHE!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🧡🧡🧡🧡

[mafufuu]

i realized. i said id open up the milgram pridecon recs to tumblr when my school year is over. its been a couple days since the moving up ceremony and my list of things to draw has (at the least) doubled (haha 09 milgram amiright). i dont even know if i wanna do them anymore aaa

[speckledjoy]

MY PACKAGE CAME INNNN

Multicolor pens with pencil- oh my!

Maybe it’s the adhd talking but I am literally singing buzzing they feel so nice!!!

AH I literally feel so snazzy rn

[widevibratobitch]

Wow I'm feeling real... bad. Just that. Bad bad bad fucking bad. My future is under a big question mark because I am an idiot and because the educational system is shit and I just... wow. Can i just stop it with the *existing* thing? Plz I just dont wanna *do* anything ok. It's fucking exhausting.

[astolfofo]

alright alright okay. hear me out. 

So highschool au where you and Heizou are forced to do a project together. Heizou is an annoying little rat, and he’s forcing you to do all the work. As per usual. 

You ask him to do the work, and miraculously he actually agrees, but he asks you to go to his house. 

Okay, so you go. No one’s home, Heizou’s entire damn bedroom be looking like his personality (it’s very messy), and you frown. You tell him it’s too messy, and he tells you to shut up, while blushing.

So after fighting for about 10 minutes, you guys start working. Maybe he isn’t such a bad guy, you thought, or maybe he gets more decent when he isn’t with those weird friends- oh how you’d switch Heizou out for Kokomi, or someone who actually works, instead of this annoying rat. 

Well, you guys were pretty efficient, and you managed to finish the project. Now, Heizou tells you to stay. You ask him why, he kicks you in the knee and says he doesn’t want to be alone, because his parents have gone on a trip without him (haha how generic amiright).

You tell him your mom is going to beat your ass if you stay. He tells you to call your mom, and well your mom agrees (for plot reasons again).

So now, he takes you down to the basement, into the nut room (ily if you get the reference). 

There’s a big 55 inch Samsung smart TV in there, and a couch, and a rug on the floor. There’s also a blanket. 

But it’s cold, and there’s only one blanket. 

It doesn’t matter, Heizou says, we’ll just share. 

So halfway through the movie, you guys start throwing the blanket at each other in a p l a y f u l way. 

It turns into a tickle fight. 

You’re not very ticklish, but he is extremely ticklish. So you keep tickling him, and he’s wining that it isn’t fair, and he should tickle you.  You tell him no. 

complete slience. 

Heizou is what people would consider an “innocent boy”, and he didn’t know the only place you were ticklish was at your upper thighs, and under your chest. 

Then you said the inevitable: “I dare you to do it.” He smirks. But says nothing more.

You feel instant regret. 

Then out of nowhere, Heizou pins you down to the ground and starts tickling you in your sensitive places. (How did he know? he didn’t, but everytime his hand would pass your upper leg, you would jump away so yeah)

Unmercifully until it straight up just became full on lustful desire. Your face is red, you’re sweaty, and Heizou is looking at you with pride. 

So that’s what he kept you in here for. 

His tickling just becomes groping, and eventually, he takes off his clothes and yours. Slowly inserts his fingers, and then his cock. Both of you reach your orgasm at the same time, and end up passing out on the floor.

The next day, you go to school, and well. Yeah. THat was the end of your realtionship with him, you now hate him more, and he now bullies you more. 

[whereonceiwasfire]

Drabble prompt: Danny wakes up one day and everything is normal. Until someone asks what’s up with his teeth

Oh haha, this was a fun one! (I took a few liberties with it, I hope that's okay). Thanks for the request :)

Danny is fine. Danny is ok. Sure, maybe he just about died in his parents' ghost portal last night, but so far there don’t seem to be any adverse effects to getting nuked like a freezer-burnt Hot Pocket, which. Yay for him. And, besides, nobody was around, nobody actually knows that he accidentally turned the portal on with himself inside of it, so...no harm no foul. 

That’s how that works, right?

Still, he’s jumpy, uncomfortable at school this morning. He doesn’t know what he’s expecting—Sam to turn around in her desk, her arm thrown over the back of her chair, her features turned on a knowing smile as she asks him, “so, Danny. Have any near-death experiences over the weekend?”  

Well. On second thought, that wouldn’t be the weirdest question she’s ever posed to him out of the blue. Maybe he’s right to be concerned. 

“Hey, Fenton.” 

The whispered words come with a gentle tap on his shoulder, and Danny lets out a startled shout, slapping his hands over his mouth as half the class turns to look at him with lifted brows and bemused frowns. Lancer gives him about fifteen seconds of attention before giving his patented I-should-have-been-an-account sigh, and turning back to the board to continue writing his list of hyperbole examples.    

It’s only then Danny twists a hesitant glance over his shoulder where the petition came from. Valerie is pursing her lips together as if to smother her laughter.

“Did you, ah, need something?” he asks through a cough, scrubbing the back of his neck. 

“I was just going to ask to borrow a pencil. Though you’re obviously going through it, so don’t worry about it,” she says, tucking a dark ringlet back into her headband and scribbling circles in the corner of her notebook, trying to get her pen to do more than leave empty gouges against the page. 

“No, that’s okay, I can lend you a pencil!” he basically shouts the words, fumbling with his pencil case and spilling his crap all over the floor with an enormous clatter.

The class just ignores him this time. 

With an awkward laugh, he stoops out of his seat to grab an extra pencil off the grimy linoleum—gives a broken smile, caught somewhere between a nervous grin and a pained grimace, as he hands it back to Val.    

“What is up with your teeth, Fenton?” she asks, a horrified crease at the corner of her eyes.

“What?” 

She arches a brow, wordlessly slides an orange compact across her desk to him. He accepts it, fumbling with the catch a second before it pops open, revealing the mirror inside. He turns back around in his seat, ducks his head, shields his face with a hand, and bares his teeth in the glass. 

What the heck? He has fangs. Since when did he have fangs? 

Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. Could this be related to the portal thing? 

He gives a near hysteric burble of laughter as he slaps the compact shut and rapidly twists around to thrust the mirror back at Valerie. 

“Oh that,” he says, though the way his words pitch up in the middle makes it sound less casual and dismissive than he was hoping. He has no idea how he’s going to dig himself out of this, no idea how he’s supposed to evade suspicion, no idea what’s even going on with him. He just starts talking, hoping something helpful somehow finds its way out of his mouth. “My teeth have always been like that. I don’t even really know what you’re talking about. Fangs? Who said fangs? That’s ridiculous. They’re for a costume thing. I sharpened them. I’m a vampire buff? I mean. Teeth are so weird anyway, amiright? They’re bones outside your body? Like. Ew. Did you know that mosquitos have 47 teeth? Now that’s weird. Okay, you can keep the pencil, bye.” 

He turns abruptly forward in his seat, spine straight, chin high, gaze lazor focused on the board—lets out a breath and pretends to jot a few notes like nothing is even remotely wrong.  

Phew. That was close.

Good thing he totally nailed it.

[captainlitebrite]

lads......................................... i don’t want to study

[complete-clownery]

I really dont wanna come backhere tbh but i really Just wanna shitpost, cuz thats my favorit thing to do- sooo---

Have some art i guess

I really should start to involv more ribbons in my everyday outfits theyre really cute

OOo yee look at that an avm fanart made by me of my favorit character yellow cuz i fucking love them éven tho im in the mother fucking sonic fandom rn??? nooo waaaay

Hihi hoho haha hedgehogs go brrRRR--

Ohhh yee and these ig

I have some more but theyre cringe and shit alsó my phone died some days ago, so i got an old phone but its cool i kinda sad about loosing all those achivements and money in animal crossing pocket camp and some of the art i made on phone was lost too,,, haha too bad,, sucks to be me amiright'?

I also got sick so ill be taking couple of days from school off

Haha ye ill be going back to do free labor for my family

Peace

[psiwhirl]

ugh usually if i'm sad or upset i can go to bed and wake up good to go but i'm still super sad and upset and it just feels so shitty...

[mettywiththenotes]

Online Advertisers: You are!! A student!! A student, yes?? Please, take these student memes! Take them, for your enjoyment!! We’ll even throw in ads about student discounts! Because school is so hard, amiright!! Tell me, is this meme of a child crying over their homework relatable to you, a person who is in school??

Me, who only Likes those memes because I still have very vivid memories of school trauma that effect me to this day: Haha yep