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hey can anyone else only view this nightmare site on internet explorer or

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everybody please please please look at the shirt i got

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im sneppy

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Every time o'brien takes a transporter he dies in agony and a new o'brien copy rematerializes, this doesn't happen to anybody else

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She/her only now lads!

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coming back to tumblr just to say that this is the perfect ending to spn for me and exactly what i would have written when i was deep in the fandom pit 7 years ago lol

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Acts Of Blasphemy Against The Healing Church Ranked From Most To Least Sexy

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i log back into tumblr dot com and i see

this

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apparently i luv ray bans

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me: logs into this site for the first time in a calendar year

like six of y’all: the solution to tumblrs clumsy algorithm problem is to hire a real live human being to sort through all the pornographic images on this site and separate out the child and adult porn like wheat from the chaff

me: logs back off

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jeb bush 2020 launching himself at ted cruz on the senate floor: you killed my father* prepare to die!**

*George H.W Bush (1924-2018) was killed by the Zodiac Killer on November 30th, 2018

**just a funny quote from a really good movie called the princess bride please go check it out at your local library

***there wasn’t a third astrix but I just wanted you all to know that I appreciate when you laugh at my really fun jokes and that I really work really hard. love you, no hard feelings!

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I saw someone the other day call being against the military “terfy” and now someone is calling the idea that we should be nice to children “terfy” so I think we need to go over how terf isn’t some throw away term for “person whose argument I disagree with that also reminds me of this amorphous group of bad people that exist in my head” and very explicitly refers to a coherent group of radical feminists who advocate for transphobic violence -__-

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eldritch on main. absolutely fucking macabre and incomprehensible on main.

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i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am