#haha funny game glitch

[endermen-impasta]

Been playing Pressure for to long and was nervous to post this but EEEEEE, here’s my sona in pressure ig

I found that my sona would be an experiment (( not to be special or something )) but just because my pfp would NEVER show up in any waiting areas no matter WHAT. So every time I play with friends I tell them they’re escorting me to Sebastian.

<< I’m in the middle btw >>

This is Micha! A lovable Jelly fish / cat mix that is still alive because they like to be an errand boy for Sebastian. Micha has a small power up to explode their entire body at random BUT they can’t die-they would only respawn again in the place they last slept at. Though Sebastian and Micha have a strain or bully/friends relationship, they get along better than most people.

The way Micha works is that he would randomly appear in a 1/5 chance during a run and the player would have to lead them to Sebastian on a time limit. So it speeds the gathering stuff faster AND if you do it just in time, you would get a code breaker BUT if you didn’t you would die. Here’s some points

> + Code breaker / personal creature alert system

> - you have to go faster and they steal your locker if an angler comes.

Why they steal lockers is because they have an expendable jacket on and most other creatures get them confused (( and because Micha has infinite lives )) and kill them. So they wear it for an adrenaline high tbh.

Might post more rants about characters BUT click the link below and you can see the fanfic bout them on ao3 and maybe Wattpad soon

AO3 Link

(( this also contained my friend @th3inb3tw33n oc they made! ))

[mommy-chamomillie]

Warframe is a silly

I have never nataruked so hard that an enemy literally froze in time

5.1M damage with one shot and the shit broke so this ancient was stuck in the grapple position but was also down on the floor at the same time

Sometimes you love this game even for all its bugs

[lexydakitten]

i cheated my karma just to leave chimney cuz i am So tired rn and oh my god the white triangle is back. is it just a sky islands thing or what cuz im pretty sure all i can gloss is its an indicator the game is breaking. i should be taking the giant triangle as a warning after last time the flickering was wild

[s6rine]

NO STRINGS ATTACHED INTROS : yuji hate group

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MEGUMI'S PAGE(S)

MEGUMI FUSHIGURO

all skateboard designs must remain secret..... shhh... he majors in business too... who would've thought??? haha... haha miske aka nardi reference HAHA I LOVE U BAE PLEASE banner and pfp of the thing made by me who else up feeling DEVIOUS 👅 his emojis in his bio....... huh i wonder why...... no durr he works at the skate shop

OTHER PROFILES

YUJI ITADORI

THIS ISNT HIS MAIN ACC!! he has another one w way more followers that shall come up later he majors in in psychology cause he loves people... yay.... even in my new smau he's still a clash royale obsessed gamer!! speaking of that, he's a gaming streamer (where he gets most of his funds from) but also a tiktok streamer who joins random old people's lives w controversial opinions and trolls them

TODO AOI

is he really apart of their friend group??? it's more like he'll beat the fuck out of megumi if he's not with yuji 24/7 he majors in kinesiology no surprise he works as a personal trainer that's not his main twitter page its the side one he's more active on. the main one is way more professional but still a little concerning...

YUTA OKKOTSU

as u can tell hes not very active on social media... (hc: the first tweet he made abt rika was right after her death and he tweeted it on whoevers phone he stole) he majors in medical field....... idk i just feel like that would fit him he works at the cafe w maki (again basing it off of that one offical art) (how many times do u think they got caught in the back doing whatever couples do) (probably they got caught while maki was scolding him 😊) yes. yutamaki is canon in my mind idc. (I WAS RIGHT LETS FUCKING GO)

NOTES :

i feel like panda is also in their gc but just not as active please i make myself laugh sometimes todo's page is so funny to me What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go? also This series is going on hiatus (reason why) YUJI AND MEGUMI R ROOMMATES!!!!!!!!!!

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[blackstarchanx3new]

My pokegirl refs are finally done!!!

Currently not going to bother with SM USUM because...I don't feel like it lmfao.

There's a few more girl protagonists I could take a crack at but my love/nostalgia for the protagonists mainly spans 1-6 generation wise since customization got so heavily featured overtime and this "AU" I guess is mostly centered on "OC" versions of the protagonists from Pokémon.

This is what childhood joy is made out of.

For more context: These gals are based on my personal playthroughs of Pokémon games and the redesigns match what I'd personally think is comfy to wear/what would be cute on them ^w^

I wanna draw them with the teams I end up/have already done for them!

I'm very excited about that.

Going down the list I'll give some fun details about each gal (Yes I'll draw the boys/companion versions down the line too! They won't be left out for long.)

Gold -

I've decided for simplicity's sake "lore wise" my take on Gold is the same character from the GBC game to the remakes haha. So we get both outfits here.

Crystal-

The weird glitches I've done in Crystal virtual console are cannon to her adventure so she got caught in a time loop at the start of her journey resulting in her getting all three starters. (Because it's funny to me Dialga is messing with her)

Sapphire-

She is also the same between OG Sapphire and AS. I binge played both games and mained Sapphire both times soooo. It fits.

Her mega stone is on her cute lil bow because I despise jewelry even when it's drawn. (...yes that's why all these ladies have none)

I also am very jealous all the important characters with keystones get to have CUSTOM STUFF. It's truly not fair.

Pearl-

Haven't actually PLAYED her game yet so not much to say about her other than I adore this redesign and I love her so much. 😭

Hilda White and Rosa-

I wasn't just gonna name her "White" because that'd be silly as hell so she gets that as a last name I guess lmfao.

Her and Rosa don't have too much design changes because uhhh I happen to have a LOT of nostalgia for gen 5's protags and you can't add much to perfection. Her and Rosa have similar changes though since they deal with the cold (Especially Rosa because of kyurem's role in the story) I gave them jackets. ^w^ Girls need to be comfy.

Random detail that Pearl similarly got more coverage because that walk to snow point SUCKS.

Lady Y-

Lady Y is the reason I began this project.

When replaying Pokémon Y I decided to have my character be a cute girl who's obsessed with fashion be my vision for her character and it stuck the entire time I played.

She's a model. And Shauna is her GF.

Her full name is "Yveltal"...Because it's hilarious to me she just so happens to be named after the Pokémon known for sucking the life out of things. But her friends call her "Lady Y" because it makes her sound fancy.

She loves fighting trainers in that stupid battle chaetae which is how she funds her shopping sprees for clothes.

Her other interests are pokedex completion but ALL the pokegirls shown are deep into that so that's not a particularly special thing for her to do.

Her Ace is an Aegislash named "Sword".

She deeply apposes Lysandre because she thinks he's a pussy who can't except "The beauty of decay".

Her starter was Chespin who she basically immediately boxed lmfao. Idk what that says about her but it's what I did in my playthrough X'DDDD

Aegislash basically BECAME her starter and she had a Charizard.

[mysteriouslyjovialcolor]

Germany 2019

-Oh the last German GP?

-Lewis and Max first row! Pierre in Red Bull. Lando and Sebastian last row?!

-Look at that, they’re racing in the rain. Albeit, starting under safety car

-“Safety car needs to come in already. Come on let’s go” Lewis’ beef against the safety car will never not be funny

-They’ve done like three formation laps or as they’re calling it: “exploration laps”

-“How are conditions Max?” “Yeah, perfect to go, I don’t understand why we are not racing”

Lewis 🤝 Max: wanting to go race

-Haha all of the cars glitched for a second before the start

-And now Max has somehow dropped five places, wth

-Kimi p3 🙌

-Sebastian too, making up many places! P20 to p14!

-Oh Max back to p3!

-Kevin and Checo squabbling…Checo’s in the wall

-This is giving Brazil 2016 with the multiple safety cars

(Try not to compare every wet race to Brazil 2016 challenge failed)

-Sebastian and Alex falling back to p18 and p19 after stopping for tires :/

-Almost every driver pitting now

-Mercedes double stack!

-Holy shit Kevin is p2 (That’s a rare sight to see)

-All of those pit stops shuffled up the lineup so much. Lance is p5, Nico p7, George p9!

-I don’t think the Williams pit because they’re somehow both in the points

-Yeah, George pit now

-Sebastian finally in the points

-Oh shit Danny p17?

-Aah Charles, Kevin, and Nico fighting for p4

-Pierre running wide! he’s fallen to p19 :((

-Kimi’s still as formidable as ever in that Alpha Romeo

-“Raikkonen turned a threat into an opportunity” yesss Kimi!

-“The three at the front are traveling much faster than anyone else”

-Aw I forgot this was Nico’s home race too

-Engine problem for Daniel :/

-Another safety car? Virtual safety car?

-More pit stop games

-“Just be patient Max” GP has got to be the calmest man ever

-“So you are the fastest car on track” Let’s go Charles!

-Carlos slipping off the track??

-“Sorry guys, that was unfortunate” Yeah, top ten to p14

-“Leclerc is now 7 laps off leading this race” Oh?? Are we about to get Max vs Charles??

-Ferrari trying a gamble with Sebastian’s tires

-“They’re in the clouds of the gods now” Sometimes these commentators go unnecessarily hard

-Red Bull playing a gamble too

-“Lando Norris power slide out of the pit” That looked very cool actually

-Max doing an involuntary donut. I’m not sure if that gamble played off

-Oh shit Lando’s lost power. VSC once again

-Charles p2! At least one driver’s strategies are somewhat working

-Ohmygodd he’s out!! I actually gasped out loud! That was so unexpected!!!

-Aaah that sucks so bad

-The actual safety car is back

-I’m still in shock

-Ohmygod this is all so chaotic!

-Lewis almost went into the wall and damaged his front wing!

-The pit crew weren’t ready for him!! They’re scrambling! He’s lost so many places!!

-Nico’s p3 now ohmygod

-This is still lap 30 of 64. We’re not even halfway through

-Valterri pitting as well, Max leading now

-Everyone’s on inters

-Nico p2 at his home race😭 (I’m going to cry when he loses that) (What do I have to do for him to just stay there???)

-I can’t believe Lewis got a 5s time penalty for going on the “wrong side of the bollard at the pit entry”

-How does that even make sense? It’s not like it affected any other car but his

-Alex though! In p4, holding Lewis back in that Toro Rosso

-??? Lewis under investigation again???

-Valterriiiii stay away from Hulkenburggggg

-Noooooo Valterri whyyyy

-Can’t even hope for p3 now because it’s Lewis who’s behind him

-At this point let him just finish the race please

-“Rare to see Kimi Raikkonen making a mistake” Yes, it was devastating (at least he recovered still in the points)

-Someone kill me, Nico’s out

-“That’s so terrible for him! I was just about to say what a phenomenal run he’s having. He would so have deserved to finally maybe have a chance even for a podium because we still don’t know what penalties Lewis is gonna have. Ohmygod, that’s heartbreaking. Poor guy” Me and Nico Roseberg commiserating together

-“I’m still looking forward to Lewis coming up to Bottas now though. That’s going to really really cause internal team battle there; coming up” And Nico R is now hoping for inter-team drama. He moved on pretty fast. I’m still here (crying over Hulkenburg and his dream slipping away right through his fingers)

-“Right call, right tire, right time” Max: the only one carrying me through this race now

-“Nico Hulkenburg never retired from his home race at the German Grand Prix before” Why must they keep rubbing it in??

-“Verstappen’s pitted 4 times in this race so far” This race is actually insane

-I’m actually still sad about Nico. He was so close! God, why does he have such bad luck!

-None of these commentators talking about how Alex casually made up 12 places and has stayed in p4?? In a Toro Rosso?!

-Ohmygod I should just shut up, why’d he loose a place…two places…and he’s gone wide and dropped down to p8; someone kill me.

-Max pitting again????

-Where did Sebastian randomly gain speed from? Ohmygodd Kimi too? They’re p3 and p2?! What is going on???

-Somehow Lance is in p5 all the way from p15. I did not see that coming. He was the only car who pit for slick tires with the safety car earlier and now with everyone pitting again, this has worked out great for him

-Holy shit Lance is leading the race

-Lewis, Kimi, and Sebastian all pit and now Lance is leading and Max is back up to p2 and somehow Daniil Kvyat is p3 and just set the fastest lap

-Wet races always bring so many surprises. This is all so insane. I feel like I’ve just hallucinated half of this

-Max leading again

-I forgot about Lewis’ penalty 😭 The grid positions changed so drastically, it almost feels like it got reversed

-“How has it got this bad?” Honestly Lewis I actually don’t know

-Aww kinda wanted Lance to stay p2, he missed out on it so narrowly last time he was on the podium

-Haha Valterri about to take p3 from him now, he’s the one who took p2 from his last time I think, if I remember correctly

-Checo looking on from the pit box>>

-Oh shit Valterri is out! God, Mercedes are not having a good race are they? Lewis in p14 (last) pitting again (his sixth time) and Valterri out

-This safety car probably not going to help Lance keep podium position, what with Carlos and Sebastian right behind him at the restart

-“Good for the smaller teams. This is their kinda day” Don’t I know it (maybe it’s something about pink teams?)

-Aah Sebastian right behind Lance now! If he makes podium now he’d have gone from p20 to p3!

-And he’s done it!!

-Oh bloody hell, Pierre’s gone off. He’s not having a fun day either

-Ohmygod Sebastian p2!!! Imagine if he wins?!!

-“And you’re either wearing orange this weekend or red” yesss, the orange army going wild!!

-It is so insane to me that seven cars are out

-Honestly, Lance p4 is cool too, his race did not start out well (and Carlos p5 🙌)

-I wish Sebastian was still racing 😢

-Genuinely didn’t ever expect to see a Daniil Kyvyat podium; when I was watching the races from the past few seasons he barely finished a race

-This podium is kind of a Red Bull family reunion if you think about it

-‘Tis very cute

(Would be better if Nico had finished the race but I’ll take my wins where I can get them)

(Also! I just looked up the race results again cause I forgot if Kimi placed 6th or 7th and he hasn’t placed either??! Apparently he got a post race penalty for some infringement!? That’s so annoying)

(Oh however, that means Lewis did end up in the points after all)

(The more you know)

(Ohmygod, I just noticed that Fernando is not here?!?? How did I miss that when I watched Brazil 2019?!)

(I’m crashing out. I need sleep)

[nightlyrayne]

So after 700 hours of gaming, four restarts due to glitches, five or more different startings, I finally FINALLY finished a playthrough of BG3. SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

So, the playthrough I finished, funny enough, is a Durge run with my girl Octavia. She's a fucking badass monster who wooed God Gale and Ascended Astarion (thank you mods 🙏) and I saved before making the big choice of whether or not to take control yourself or kill the netherbrain. And (of course) I had her control the brain first choice. And I'm kind sad that there was nothing more. Like, I thoroughly enjoyed seeing her sit on that throne of hers and say 'In my name's like the Queen she is. But Ascended Astarion, who was also all for taking over everyone and the world, was not standing by her side. Even after watching with a satisfied smirk as she took control of their friends. And even more so, since he was by her side, I'm a little disappointed there wasn't an ending with them both showing, taking over the world afterwards. A bit of lackluster ending tbh.

HOWEVER, I did reload so I could see the other ending(s). Something definitely glitched with my mod, as I am supposed to get all endings of the ones my 'Tav' is dating. But I had to reload in for those as well. Nonetheless, here are my thoughts on those.

First: God Gale. Sad I didn't get a bed scene with him, but also understandable since he was away looking for the crown. Loved that I could act like I totally didn't want to be a goddess by Gale's side to Tara and had her wanting me to visit Gale's mom. Gale, darling, love. You wouldn't have gotten the crown without my help in the first place. Step down from the clouds a bit and kneel to your queen goddess. Love you, kisses. Thank you for taking me up to heavens with you my love 🖤

Second: Ascended Astarion. Ho ho ho oh my gods. Haha I hate that I love it. But it's also so perfect for my evil little Queen. She fits by his side to rule so perfectly. The matching outfits he insisted on and the subtle "I should have been the one throwing the party" 😂 My darling, you can throw one at our castle and invite all our dearest friends. I promise. Now, pour me some blood so I can sit up on your lap

Over all, still a 10/10. Looking forward to finishing my other 'Tav's to see their endings. I'll be sure to update the poly mod for my self insert too cause I'll be romancing Shadowheart, Gale, Astarion, and Halsin 🥰🖤🖤

I leave you with the gorgeous Queen herself: In Her name

[lynxgriffin]

it makes sense. You've reached your satisfaction and found an interesting endpoint so your Player is able to walk away. The need is there and he was so smug knowing that there's a good chance that someone drawn in with the hook, eagerly seeking a story, would want that.

Forgot to mention: the bonuses again were pretty cool. Unfortunately I wasn't able to read the Princess because my eyes are bad with cursive, but the images alone were hilarious. The other comics were hilarious and the concept art sketches were very cool to look through.

As for OFF, I really recommend going at it again. The fangames are pretty cool too although I can't remember which ones are finished by now and if any new projects have come up or faltered. Aside from Home which is basically "OFF but Judge's PoV" but with its own spin on things.

(3 am Anon at nearly 9 pm. Hello!)

Putting this in another bit just in case because... I get doofy sometimes about things. There is a game thematically/visually similar to OFF while being its own thing if you're interested: Almari. Last I saw it was still being worked on. You're playing as a new entity that is born without emotion so you travel through lands to obtain those ideals. Visuals and enemies are kinda freaky so heads up there. And there's something... sort of similar to Undertale/Earthbound in the sense that it is an fun urban-fantasy RPG with a goofy hometown... and... uh... the MC gets deleted by a glitch before leaving First Town so your controls get hooked to the loser best friend and you can choose to speak with him. Last I saw Glitched was nowhere near done but I know the demo's still up. It's very much Funny SNES Action-Adventure or RPG Game with a cosmic horror twist for the cast.

At the very least, it's the ending I always had in mind from the start!

Oh and thank you for checking out the bonus stuff in the PDF, too! And yeah, I can see the cursive being hard to read...it was just supposed to imitate the sort of thing that Noelle would write in a journal or something, complete with her illustrations!

And haha, I'd have to try it for the first time, since I haven't yet. :P I am spoiled on the ending(s), though. I do think it's pretty neat how many different sorts of thoughtful games there are that spawned from Earthbound and its unique approach to an RPG!

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

Greetings i have been plagued with an idea for Radio Guard and its kind of fucking funny in a weird way? Basically like, context: I read a staticradio fic where Vox was a streamer and Alastor was true crime podcaster and I was just "Haha that be funny if something similar in Radio Guard". And then my brain humored of the idea of "What if Valentino decided to be a dick and stop paying or cut his employees pay in half because Vox is mainly working on the hotel with the gang and not spending time at the towers, so Angel Dust picks up livestreaming as a second source of income on the side". And then it spiral into this:

People expect him to crack dirty jokes and be sexual, but in reality he's chill. He mostly streams fantasy RPGs or Minecraft. Sometimes members of the hotel join. Its mainly Husk or Charlie, but sometimes Vaggie joins in (she joins on indie stuff, like indie horror games because Angel finds her reaction to jumpscares funny). One time they had a big game party with a webcam on and Charlie notices Alastor walking into the room and calls him over. It soon becomes a fun game of seeing if they can get Alastor on camera without him accidently blowing up the equipment, and the most they got is him sticking his arm into frame, which has led to some funny stuff, like for example, Nifty putting googly eyes on Alastor's hand or Alastor having fun "attacking" the group with a feather duster. One incident caused Angel's chat to beg to see Alastor's contract tattoo since it got shown on stream once. The closest they got to Alastor fully being on stream is him wearing super opaque sunglasses and a facemask and he STILL manages to glitch the stream out (i.e, viewers see flashes of red static or a more demonic outline around alastor). It has gotten to the point if Angel wants Alastor on stream, he accepts the fact its gonna have to be voice only even if he does webcam streams.

....i put to much thought into this help fhdsjkf -⚔️ anon

I saw the fic you're talking about, haven't read it yet but it's in my mark for later tab

Niffty putting googly eyes on Alastor's hand is so funny, so is Alastor being a good sport about it in general and humoring their efforts to get him on camera, I love this

[weiward-gomi-blog]

Episode 8 spoilers!

My thoughts after finishing EP 8

Pure greed! Husband and wife bickering as always. I think you're the loudest one here Romeo... The way Taiga telling Romeo he still get to keep the prettiest thing while tryna caress his face?! HELLO??? And I know people doesn't like Ritsu but he's such a good addiction to Sinostra, he keeps Taiga in check and covered up his mess while being messy himself haha (the way he willingly bonk a DA staff like that lol)

The glitch thing creepy af! What happened that trigger this timeloop? This is also make it canon that timelooping is a thing in the game so the theory of MC going back in time or in different timeline could be possible!

And how did Taiga figure out the way to escape the place? There's no way he's just saying shit on random. I feel like he knows so much more than he looks but unfortunately his stigma side effect make him deteriorate (instant hunger upon seeing anomaly, memory loss, disassociation, difficulty recognizing faces).

Glad the MC ask about the train incident, Taiga mentioned Harry or Haru there. So the Kyklos case was a joint mission between houses (Taiga, Haku, and Haru). I think it started as Kisaragi Station case and MC just have terrible luck. I also don't understand why Cornelius hide the curse name, what's the point? Judging from the reaction when Ed revealed it name, Prof Nicolas doesn't seem to know but Cornelius knows (his face was scowling and saying "how did you-"). But what's the benefit of hiding it? Or I'm reading into it too much? Lol

Talking about another sussy thing, PROF HYDE. He's slimier than Moby... What is he planning?? And he's a downright manipulator, saying shit like he's adoring his students and whatever bullshit lol. Prof Dante did say he's a cold man, so yeah I don't trust this guy at all! Romeo tryna deny being a teacher pet, what a brat I love him. So Prof Hyde making the ghouls do errands in exchange for whatever they want ig, but Romeo is really... hmm.. interesting... (His mooching voice is gross lol I can agree with Taiga)

I don't understand why MC ask for Mortkranken help instead of Ed about the anomaly, but the bickering between them is funny lol. We got to know the lore of the characters more ig.

That's it! The more I get into the EPs the more questions I have ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌ fuck DA is all I get from it.

[mystrothedefender]

Me making it so Lister can get pregnant: haha heehee I am being so funny

My game glitching so he gets pregnant even when I don't tell him to: haha heehee I'm being fucking hilarious

[marictheirins]

know your enemy fallacy unlocked in my brain so ive played 10hrs of datv after snapping & the review isnt looking good. ive limited spoilers to just one minor one but look at thyne own risk my honest review thus far---

this game is optimized worse than early access bg3, whole environments just dont load or even unload as i run around sometimes stuff not loading for minutes at a time. i have collected loot from chests locked away clearly from places im not meant to be because the damn wall never loaded sooooooooo

dragon age 2: the sequel right down to varric clearly telling the story like he's written it already. this is not a benefit for me, thats a big negative

the prologue is incredibly disappointing after inquisition's MASTER CLASS in how to begin a game. i could literally play by play moment by moment go into why the prologue of inquisition is one of gamings best openings but haha its funny rook beat up people in bar because bad ass teehee

actually the writing overall has taken a step backwards, most quests are uncreatively predictable & the dialogue is flat & lacks any sort of life. its giving MMO quests.

the combat is fun but it doesnt work half the time with the game forgetting the mouse buttons or number buttons exist ive died twice solely because i couldnt actually attack bc the game didnt register i was clicking my mouse or pressing hotkey 1

custom character gets reset at random & i have to reload the game several times for the game to spawn the correct edited character

i would love to care about neve but its hard to give a shit when her voice actress doesnt give a shit about delivering her lines. bellana's actress over acts and thats fine considering her character but these two have scenes together and its soooooooooooo embarrassing to see which actor cared and who wanted a paycheck

actually it feels like 70% of the various cast of npcs are just flatly reading the script & its violently immersion breaking not to mention the game treats the player, the protag, AND the npcs like they are stupid. rook parroting information to a character who parrots it back is not effective or good writing thats just repeating the same words several times so the player doesnt forget, addled by this happens in scenes back to back multiple times about any major plot point which wastes time & paints me, the player, as too stupid to pay attention when i was told the first time

$80 for 40hrs of main story. youre joking. supposedly theres 60-80 overall if you 100% it but the main story can be beat in 40 flat. for eighty goddamn dollars.

so far this has been a mid tier triple a game with dragon age packaging, it took about 4hrs before i actually felt like i was playing a dragon age game vs a copycat styled game. over the shoulder camera sucks im so over this goddamn pov. it plays, looks, & feels like a sony ip in a bad way. god of war last of us resident evil ass controls camera and gameplay.

its jank, the animations glitch & ragdolling just happens, hair textures muck up, again my enVIORNENTS DISAPPEAR. despite running on ultra bc my rig can handle it the textures & some of the models are plain ps3 looking, not nice at all not a loading issue they are just poor assets.

corridor simulator. i sure love that we finally broke free of the curse origins put on da2 where we had repeat maps long hallways & got to never explore bc dai was more open world & while some of the maps were too big we have regressed to going in a straight line, limited exploration, & each widdle level gives you a chest as a pat on the head because we are playing a very pretty platformer :)c $80

why do i have health pots in boss battles, is this a zelda

companion ai is nonexistent & the tab to open the spell / ability menu to tell my companions to do their job is clunky & invasive & in previous games companion ai let the party fend for themselves just fine why does harding have to be told to heal me when any mage in origins 2 or inquisi just already knew because low health trigger

rook is just hawke again. 3 options for dialogue red purple green dont fix it if its not broke i guess but the inquisitor had more options AND the warden had tons of dialogue choices to really flesh out a character. multiple origins are nice but whats the point of these elaborate backgrounds that are constantly mentioned by both rook & npcs if i didnt get to see or play these events. it feels like im playing someone elses character or that rook isnt a player protag its just the character you play vs one you create

f to jump, not spacebar ???? thats not how video games work bioware even you know this because spacebar to jump is the default in inquisition you absolute morons

if you survived this far heres some positives, the first being that i heavily enjoy the legacy characters popping up to support various factions maevaris tilani the bad bitch that you are i gasped when she walked into frame & i could recognize her INSTANTLY which dai failed to do with its legacy cameos like teagan fiona hell even loghain and alistair are uhhhhh not great so im glad we took greater care in making these characters more identifiable

sorry, lucanis hot. im a stupid bitch who likes the crows leave me alone.

it is pretty, i will give it that its a pretty game. the artstyle is a hit or miss tho

i like when rook smiles its the same smile animation the inquisitor had in dai its very cute

transmog is cool ig

u can call solas an asshole within the first hour of the game and that makes up for negative number six bc its my review and i make the rules

im not having fun. like honestly im not. this game is disappointing but im at this point willing to finish the main story at least to get the lore and closure i want from this franchise. this game is this odd thing that doesnt fit in the series & is vastly different from its predecessors in what i see is a detriment. gaider and weeks are VERY different directors and have split this franchise in two for better or worse. while i love dai its not perfect and started the stray away from the formula leading into scary new territory but at least it felt like dragon age. veilguard just feels generic and boring as any EA or ubisoft title out there it feels like a product im aware im playing a product instead of a game. that hurts the most honestly

[craftyworx]

spoilers for poppy playtime chapter 3

also @ch0cocrave i want at least one person who's willing to read my rant 💀

thank you elliot ludwig for proving exactly why i have trust issues :]

(pls note that i have only just recently gotten out of the school so please NO SPOILERS FOR ME.)

i mean god elliot i fucking loved you u made me so happy with ur goals and for the longest time i latched onto the theory that you genuienly had good intentions and the scientists just went behind ur back but damn

nevermijd

home sweet home was probably the most disturbign to me tho, the fucking radios, hallways, THE WAY OLLIE CALLED AND SAID I NEEDED TO RUN, THE WAY THE GUY ON THE RADIO INTERRUPTED HIMSELF AND SAID "DONT MOVE. DONT MOVE AN INCH." THEN CONTINUED HIS REPORT OF THE DEAD CHILD LIKE OH MY GOD

I DONT KNOW IF THAT WAS WORSE THAN SEEING.. UH.. dogday.

poppy playtime has successfully brougjt up a few of my triggers <3

honestly im okay, i know what my limits are. dogday though- i couldnt even look at him honestly THE POOR GUY, ALSO BRO HIT PUBERTY 😭

i cant really do much but trust ollie and poppy (i trust kissy with my life idc who's side she's on stfu) so, ollie... please dont betray me.... please? i connected to ollie SO. MUCH.

uhm

the teacher fucking SUCKED dude 💀 its interesting to me how she tried to save as at first.. well, it was more of a warning but still. i wish she died worse than how she did. i wish we put her into a grinder and we watched her get grinded to a damn pulp

guys i love characters like her as you can tell they're my favorite <3

I WAS BEGGING BUBBA TO SAVE ME THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS IN THE SCHOOL BAHAHHAA IM RLLY DISAPPOINTED WE DIDNT SEE HIM THERE

UUGHHHAHGSHFIGIGJTNDJSJFJGJKGJTJRJ

OLLIE GET UR FUCKING ASS DOWN HERE AND HELP ME STOP MAKONG ME GO INTO THE

fucking

😭😭😭😭😭

the playhouse- i didnt like the playhouse, i shot dogday wjth the finger gun (i set so many things on fire) and he does a little whine noise when u do that and it hurt me 😭 but anyways i shot the hell out of the other guys but then i ran out of ammo and died

it was funny tho, the smiling critters bugged and their heads were stuck in their butts and they'd walk backwards 😭 and instead of crawling back into their little holes, they group in the front of the holes and then stop spawning cuz if they spawned more, the game would glitch lmfao

uh anyways

THE WAY CATNAP JUST FUCKING GRABBED BUNZO- MY BOY NOO BUNZO

I HEARD HIM PANTING THEN CATNAP JUST LEAPED ON HIS ASS AND KILLED HIM NOOOOOOOO

also i ship picky and bubba so picky's cardboard cutout made me fucking die laughing

SEARED ELEPHANT!!!!

AND FLAYED UNICORN <3

i was slappin thr hell outta kissy here and she wasnt giving me attention and it made me so sad

haha parent issues

anyways

isnt it interesting how catnap never attacked kissy

i mean she was vibin in home sweet home and i found her soon after i saw catnap slinkin around (his skinny ass) so its odd that catnap never found kissy. kissy is working with poppy, and poppy is working against catnap and 1006. and its interesting cuz mommy was working against poppy AND 1006.

ALSO CAN I NOTE HOW MISS DELIGHT, MOMMY, AND BUBBA SAID THEY RECOGNIZED US???? CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

we must've been an important person for that many people to recognize us

right?

didnt dogday recognize us too? i wasnt paying too much attention to what he was saying, i was just lookin at his fuzzy face but i had to look away cuz jesus christ.

huggy phasing out of the tv was cool asf tho.

[worldismyne]

For the Year in Review Ask Game - 2, 9, and 22!

2 - Something new you tried in a fic this year.

I experimented a lot this year!

I opened the year playing around with a Holes style parallel narrative in WDGKG. It flowed alright, but I think I got in my head about Nova and White Star taking up too much of the reader's time. Toward the end a MaStar chap was almost twice as long as a flashback. Still a lot of fun to do. I've always been a sucker for stories with cyclical/fate elements to it. I've also have some different MaStar WIP that are in genres I typically don't write in, but those won't drop until next year. As well as writing f/f for the first time. (also will drop next year)

9 - What fic made you happiest to work on?

Oooo, that's a tough one. They all made me happy for different reasons. I'm going to have to go with HoL. I've made the most accompanying art for it, I just have to wait for those chapters to post before sharing. The other two big fics I made this year had a lot of emotionally cathartic scenes in them, so while I'm really happy with them I def wasn't always bubbly while writing them.

22- What writing program do you use or do you write by hand?

Haha, so funny story, in order to write on work computers in my downtime (thanks to firewalls and stuff) everything I write is in email drafts. I previously used outlook, but it caught something from the work computer and a hacker got into a couple of my accounts before I caught them and nuked the account. I've since set up a few different email addresses to write on, trying to avoid anything that requires personal info. I gave tutamail a shot, but the website got compromised and started glitching. Now I write in proton mail drafts. So far, so good. It's a 'clean' account, so if it gets hacked into, it's not attached to anything. I edit in the fanfic and ao3 editors.

Questions from this

[everchanging-cryptid]

live reacting to The Amazing Digital Circus Pilot because I just realized it came out

it’s all pixelly and then not, neat Ooh, ringmaster’s a fun character, love him

oh, Cain, like the Bible brother maybe?

Time loop?

Lol the flowerpot glitching through the floor

Hostile VR, nice

Haha, no swearing

I would very much like to live in this building

Can relate to Kinger, I too would love to chat with people about an insect collection

The ribbon guy reminds me of Will from the webcomic Nevermore

Blue screening when you need to come up with a list, same

I can’t tell if he’s gonna be a scary character or a funny character, that’s really cool

Why does the moon want to fuck him

Why are you like this

Ooh he’s hiding something yeah

Ok, he does not have control over minds, good to know, and he said “one of the few” so maybe he can’t control other things

Never tell a fae-like entity “I don’t care, just pick anything”

“Whaddya think of: *mouth keysmash*” lol

Pomni, that’s a fun name

“YOU PARASITE!!!” Had me laughing for like 2 minutes straight

Just pop the interrupting people

r u b b e r h o s e a n i m a t i o n b u n n y yeah favorite character material right there

I love how they all just talk over each other but you can still hear what they’re each saying

Assigned “Most Mentally Stable” at mental breakdown

Ooh, I see a bunch of X-ed out faces on the doors, did they get permakilled or something?

The framed artworks make me incredibly happy

Uhoh, Pomni went to the petrified place /reference

Where did you get a centipede???

Ooh that’s not good

he reminds me of a corrupted gem from Steven universe

Ooh that looks painful ouch

Love those broken object physics, beautiful

I love the sense of perspective, when the camera is further back and Pomni looks so isolated

I think Kinger might be the most relatable character tbh

Kaufmo just is not funny is he

God the comedic timing for Jax is PERFECT

RADICAL

Love a good bowling pin joke

Ok I take it back the comedic timing on Kinger is the best I was crying at the perfectly cut scream

Hmm I think poor kiddo Pomni here needs a break to cry

Ooh water cube room I like that

oh that’s terrifying they can just shoot faces at you

Well that’s certainly not Cain

Pfft they rock paper scissors and he won but did the thing anyway

“Oh.” *watches his hands float away*

HIS EYES DID THE CLOCK THING

Can the next person teleported in be a therapist because hot damn have we got some trauma up in here

:o barrel of monkeys! :D

NOOOO THE MONKEYS

Oh door?

Nope nope nope nope nope nope

Oh that’s some backrooms shit right there

Hot damn take a chill pill bro you already got him he’s dead

“This is dumb and weird.” Yeah im gonna quote that forever now thanks

“Ah thank GOD you’re okay, you didn’t experience a game show in there did you?” “Uhhhh… I— What are you talking about?”

Abstracted, like becoming abstract? Becoming just a vague feeling, a mere idea? Ooh that’s some good stuff right there

I too love the sound of a silent moving staircase

Oh this is gonna be fuckin terrifying I see how it is

Musty old computer causes mental breakdown? Interesting

C&A CAIN AND ABEL I FREAKIN CALLED IT YES oh that has some interesting implications now doesn’t it hmm souls trapped in a computer perhaps?

Oh shit it’s the void

I’ll take 5 wacky watches please

ha fourth wall break

oh Pomni is actually broken aren’t they

oh are those all the others who were crossed out

ooh healing spell

Pomni is not okay

analysis on digital eating okay sure

oh that’s an earth shattering ending oh my gosh I feel like I just experienced eldritch enlightenment

Can not wait for more possible episodes! It’s incredible, I highly recommend checking it out! ^^

[gniteruirui]

*tap-tap, runs to you after awake* 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️

what games does Honey know which he's playing with children? if he plays, of course

how far away he can go from Mega pizzaplex?

how long he can be activate without charging? what happens if he has a low charge far away from Mega pizzaplex?

*blinks eyes innocently*

Hdjdhakzlaks I love when people ask about my OCs

He has extensive knowledge of various games, but as he engages with ill children, his focus shifts to entertaining with shows and magic tricks.

When he gets to play with the upset kids from the daycare (only when the sun can't handle the kids), he will also put on an extra show, like a BIG SHOW and make the kids forget about the main problem.

He exclusively visits a hospital not far from Pizzaplex, and he's always in rest mode during the journey. When he awakens, he finds himself in the hospital, and after being put in rest mode again, he returns to Pizzaplex.

Honey is the most modern animatronic among the others, so battery issues are rare. He gets charged by his box hat 🎩! If he were to run low on battery, he would start glitching and behaving funny. Like drunk probably haha