#hadley is normal

[cowpokezuko]

The thing about the House MD toxic workplace polycule is that it's actually more like two workplace polycules, one is dramatically more toxic than the other, who occasionally team up, then whatever Kutner, Taub, and Thirteen have going on.

[greghatecrimes]

seeing more promo pics for the first time. This is literally just a christmas/holiday card of House and Cuddy and their two (gay) daughters

[starry-slithers]

Yeah I’m totally stable

My comfort character:

Idk how tumble works so I’m just gonna tag @trashygayspooder and @neptunas so that they (hopefully) join in ❤️

[thutner]

thinking about how in 5x01 when house told the team that thirteen was tested positive for huntington's and her "life span's been cut in half" and after that revelation the camera pans from thirteen to kutner ...... his reaction ..... OH IM SO ILL IM SO ILL ABOUT THEM ........... IT'S THE WAY CAMERA MOVED FROM THIRTEEN TO KUTNER ..... IM NEVER MOVING ON FROM THIS

[kindchenschema]

Dogpile Prompt #4 - Sick

for @housemdanniversary ^^

& inspired by some convos with @greghatecrimes <3

House + Cuddy + Thirteen, mostly PG (but it's House)

When Cuddy entered House's office to let him know he had a new patient (and no further say in the matter), she expected to see a lot of things, God knows, but she didn't expect this.

Before she could even fully make sense of the scene in front of her, House put his finger in front of his mouth. "Shhh. Don't wake the baby."

House was sitting in his armchair and, halfway on his lap, legs draped smartly over his good leg and with her head lulling against his chest, lay a sleeping, slightly clammy-looking Dr. Hadley.

It was one of the few times in Cuddy's life where she was simply at a loss of words.

"I would've sent her to nap outside by the trash dumpsters, but some guy claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ beat us to it. Made some convincing points, but then Thirteen was all, "snorting crack and throwing feces on people isn't very holy of you", which did make me wonder--"

Cuddy shook her head with a small smile.

"As unsettlingly adorable as it is to see you giving a crap about other people, this patient really can't wait."

"Ask Taub to do it."

"He's needed in the ER. Flu outbreak."

"Okay, then, what about Foreman or the one with the accent?"

"Foreman and Chase are out sick. As is this one, I suspect," Cuddy nodded towards the younger woman currently drooling onto House's shirt, blissfully unaware of the discussion happening in the land of the awake. "Case's all yours."

"Ugh, why did that selfish idiot have to kill himself," House grumbled under his breath.

"Hm?"

"Nothing, mommy. Fine, gimme the case," House said a little too quickly, and she knew he wasn't finished. "But you have to do something for me, too."

"Do I?" Cuddy asked, though it wasn't really a question.

"Yup!" And just like that, House gingerly scooted Thirteen off his lap and gradually removed himself from under her, all the while making sure none of his movements would rouse her from her sleep, his hands holding her by her shoulders and gruff of her neck to keep her from tumbling over sideways.

Cuddy had never seen him so openly gentle, so considerate before. Just who exactly was Thirteen, to him? She had no idea they were this close, and though she couldn't for the life of her imagine how this relationship came to be, she had to admit it tugged on her heartstrings a little, for some inexplicable reason. If anything, she should berate the both of them for napping during work hours, berate House for not simply sending her home or telling her to tough it out if need be, berate Thirteen for - well, what exactly, Cuddy wasn't sure, since she couldn't imagine they were actually involved with each other. Then again, Cuddy supposed, apparently she missed more of what went on with House's team than she'd liked to think.

"Sit," came the simple command from House.

Cuddy stared at him, once again, mouth agape.

"I mean it. You want me to take the case, you're gonna have to stay with her."

Cuddy, caught in that state between deciding whether or not to take a step forward or keep standing still, shook her head in disbelief.

"Oh come on, Cuddles. You're a childless woman in your 40s and in front of you is a vulnerable younger woman in need of your tender maternal affection. I know your ovaries must be so close to exploding right now, don't fight it. Come oooon!"

The increase of volume caused Thirteen to stir lightly, her brows furrowing and a small whimper escaping from the back of her throat.

"Okay, okay, fine," Cuddy conceded, taking over House's hold on Thirteen's shoulders. "But if you tell anyone about this, House, I swear to God--"

"Which one, the one that's outside by the dumpster, or the one that doesn't exist? Relaaax, mom. I'm not gonna go yelling in the hallway about you cozying it up with your employee. Now, should the two of you ever decide to lez it up--"

"Goodbye House, take care of your dying patient, I've got this from here."

She waited for him to start walking away before carefully sitting down, her body flush against the other woman's, House's chair being just big enough to fit both of them comfortably.

With the way Thirteen's stomach slowly rose and fell as she breathed warm little puffs of air onto Cuddy's collarbone, and the way her dark eyelashes fluttered against pale, peaceful features, and the way her body seemed to curl into Cuddy's out of instinct, it was almost easy for Cuddy to block out House's teasing voice as he turned around in the doorframe one last time. "There we go. Have fun, mommy."

[hanhwrites]

The fact that I'm supposed to be doing something right now and all I can think about is KYLE ADAMS' GRANTAIRE AND HOW I WAS TOO SCARED TO GO SAY HI TO HIM AFTER THE SHOW BUT I NEED HIM TO KNOW THAT HIS GRANTAIRE WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY TIME IN THE LES MIS FANDOM AND I COULD NOT STOP WATCHING HIM THE ENTIRE SHOW

I need him to know

Later edit cuz I was tired when I wrote this: Kyle Adams plays Grantaire exactly how I imagined him in the brick and listening to the songs. He's that good

[superhell]

house will literally make non stop jokes about his team being his kids and then be surprised when he cares about them like you fucking dumbass. you talked yourself into being mama duck

[justaboutsnapped]

[ginger-grimm]

JOLLY HOLIDAY EXCHANGE

Bravada Yara Character Profile for @supermarine-silvally

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I hope you like it!

[bowofbalance]

I was going to complain that House is so good about Chase's religious trauma but there's no representation of evangelical religious issues, but honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that's how 13 grew up.

[spark-circuit]

yay yahoo yippee! :) i can run Baldur's Gate 3 on my laptop! *laptop is currently a smouldering piece of plastic with a cooler tray somehow stopping it from going molten*

i made an Asmodeus Tiefling Violin Bard and it's been fun! i haven't died yet so i'll consider that a blessing.

(also get absolutely fucked lady)

[greghatecrimes]

inspired by that one choreman meme

[adreamshouldneverdie]

So I really like „next to normal“. Of course I discovered it back in 2012 thanks to my adoration for movie Enjolras aka Aaron Tveit. And I think it‘s awesome that it (for the first time?) comes to the West End.

But….I‘m sorry, I know nothing about Jamie Parker, so no offense, but I really totally wish Hadley would play Dan. He would break the audience’s hearts.

Does anybody know if he‘s working on something else right now?

[thutner]

everyday i think about a.) kutner stealing glance/s at thirteen just to look at her reaction when house and taub were bantering and b.) thirteen smiling at kutner's playful antics when announcing the lab test results SEE EVEN WHEN THEY DIDN'T END UP IN THE CANON TIMELINE NOTHING WILL ACTUALLY SHUT ME TF UP ABOUT THEM

bonus gifs: hallucination/nightmare: thutner version.

[atomicradiogirl]

i have completed the foreman rewatch™️ and now it is time to grace you all with my meta analysis of foreman.

foreman is such an interesting character. i guess i should start with the central themes that follow him: choice, family, and risk.

foreman has many points throughout the show where his choices in life are brought up. choosing to go to college and become a doctor over following his brother’s route and going to jail, choosing to work for house instead of someone else, choosing to do a treatment on a patient that will hurt them but will save them. foreman is the character that makes the “right choices” for the greater good, to improve himself. this is a front, however, for his imposter syndrome. growing up poor, black, and with a criminal record it seems that imposter syndrome was unavoidable for foreman since he’d be surrounded by people richer than him who’ve had easier lives than him in college. he’d always feel like he’d never belong and this continues at PPTH where he’s jabbed by house as his “affirmative action hire” and was pinned as the “break in man” meanwhile he is just as smart and considerably more successful than house and his peers. foreman is someone who is afraid of being told he doesn’t belong, that he’ll never make it, meanwhile he has made it and they never told him he wasn’t good enough. “some part of me i can’t get rid of always thinks if i’m not the smartest, if i’m not the first everywhere i go they’ll figure out i’m not supposed to be here. they’ll send me back.” foreman is also afraid of becoming like house, unfeeling, uncaring, and there are moments when he acts almost exactly like house. he makes sarcastic remarks, he puts patient’s pain on the line to save them, he was fired from his other job after quitting his job at PPTH in season 3 for acting too much like house, nearly killing a patient to get the right diagnosis. house tells foreman that he’s always been like him but foreman is in denial. foreman’s choices betray this though. when foreman kills a patient accidentally by destroying her immune system with radiation so that she couldn’t fight off a staph infection, house was wrong and foreman was wrong. both of them are distraught but foreman is the hardest hit over his choice and guilt. he sits with the patient so she doesn’t die alone. despite foreman’s biases against patients who use drugs or are homeless, he cares and stays with them in the end, holding their hands. house never does this. this growth and choice is always reserved for a foreman centric plot line.

foreman’s second central theme is family. specifically related to brothers. this is usually tied in with wilson who also has a complicated and guilt ridden estranged relationship with his brother. in histories, wilson and foreman are connected through homelessness where wilson’s brother was presumed to be homeless while foreman simply had a bias against them while growing up around them. the episode starts out with them bickering over the patient, wilson being defensive of the patient while foreman wants to send her home. in the end it’s foreman that cares the most and doesn’t want her to die alone. in family, two brothers are sick. one of them is dying of cancer and the other has an unexplained illness but to save his brother he has to be cured to donate his bone marrow. foreman puts it upon himself to put the older brother through a painful procedure to cure him and allow him to donate the bone marrow. foreman is scared that he acted like house to save the brothers and quits shortly after. foreman’s older brother, marcus, who took a different path leading him to several stints in jail for drug use, is the instigator for this. foreman is usually given brother patients so he can insert himself into their shoes. an older brother patient unknowingly harming his younger brother is a common trope that follows foreman. this might be a manifestation of foreman’s relationship with his brother, marcus being older than foreman might have pushed him to commit crimes with him. this is what estranges foreman from him, however when marcus gets on parole they mend their relationship and foreman still loves him even though their relationship was strained. foreman is seen to be very close with his mother although there aren’t many patient plot lines to expand on this. he says that the only time he felt at home was when his mother hugged him and he seeks her comfort after killing a patient but she doesn’t remember him due to her alzheimer’s. foreman keeps her later death from house and the team, choosing to repress it. foreman’s relationship with his father, rodney, is brought up a lot especially in euphoria but this really only considers foreman’s relationship with religion and isn’t mentioned much in the rest of the show. house and rodney seem to have a cordial relationship however and house probably sees him as a more caring version of his own father.

foreman’s last central theme is risk. he is one of the riskiest diagnosticians next to house and chase, putting his foot forward to argue with house and go against him. foreman makes mistakes because of these risks but more often than not it helps the patient and the case. foreman doesn’t want to become house although this is the trait that makes him most like house. foreman’s risk taking is what gets him sick in euphoria and is what gets him to lose most of the close relationships in his life, especially thirteen. like house, this could have been foreman’s professional and personal downfall but foreman never chases unhealthy coping mechanisms like drugs or sex and is one of the most stable diagnosticians. foreman’s risk taking is what gives him the dean of medicine job and allows him to move further up the ladder while house’s risk taking and impulsivity is what crashes it down. coupled with foreman’s imposter syndrome, his risk taking is more calculated and purposeful and foreman cares the most about the risks he takes. while chase sees house as a father figure, it’s house that sees foreman as an extension of himself. caring about his development the most and devolving into desperation when foreman gets sick, playing it safe and worrying about him. chase and foreman being the only ones left in the end of the show are the only extensions of house left.

foreman is one of the best characters of house and his themes and arcs have some of the greatest acting and writing moments of the show. we heart foreman.

need to rewatch house md solely in a foreman lens you don’t understand i need to get inside his brain

[darkmold]

The Hunger Games d!ck analysis post because i have severe brainrot rn

Warnings: d i c k

Finnick “The Peacock” Odair

Finnick’s cock is an average length but it is so PRETTY- it’s tan like the rest of him with a slight tone shift towards the tip and no particular curve. Thick enough to give his partners that little stretch when he first pushes in

He has a neat patch of curly blond pubes above his cock, probably no treasure trail

The skin is silky and very pleasing to run your tongue along. He has a sensitive spot on the underside near the base. Use that information as you will.

I feel like he cums a lot and it tastes good. He seems like the type of guy to eat a lot of fruit

Haymitch “The Alcoholic” Abernathy

Longer than average but a bit on the slim side, his dick is lined with veins and the head gets purple when he’s close to cumming. Has an upwards curve that hits all the good spots

I don’t see him as the shaving type, so he probably has a good amount of hair on his belly and thighs

His depression makes it difficult for him to get in the mood, but when he is, he has good stamina. He’ll make the session worth your while.

He produces a good amount of cum, but it probably doesn’t taste very good cuz of the alcohol. He’s aware of this though, and prefers to finish outside the mouth

Cato “Career Girl” Hadley

A bit shorter than average but makes up for it in other ways. Decently thick though! There is a vein running up the side of his shaft that’s most prominent at the base

Sensitive at the tip and loves getting head, his cock blushes a pretty pink color when he’s hard

Shaves as often as he can manage because the hair is uncomfortable in his training gear back in district 2

He cums suddenly (though not prematurely) and gets embarrassed and a little upset when someone mentions it. Yes, he’s tried to fix it. No, he hasn’t been successful.

Peeta “Baker’s Boy” Mellark

Another smaller than average lad, but anyone who doubts him will quickly learn otherwise.

Values the warmth and connection of sex, it’s like he’s trying to meld himself with his partner and never leave. The heat of his skin quickly takes over the mind of his partners and they’re left in a puddle of orgasmic affection

His cock blushes red when he gets worked up and it’s very fun to stroke (especially when he feels safe enough to make some noise- the whimpers will melt your heart)

He cums a normal amount, but it leaves his mind mushy every time. Eyes unfocused and everything. Something tells me he’d want to finish inside but he’s wary about doing so. Cum tastes sweet and a little salty (almost like if trail mix were a fluid)