#The Foreman/Cameron/Chase polycule IS toxic

[cowpokezuko]

The thing about the House MD toxic workplace polycule is that it's actually more like two workplace polycules, one is dramatically more toxic than the other, who occasionally team up, then whatever Kutner, Taub, and Thirteen have going on.

[funkylittlebats]

Watching HouseMD: The polycule is in fucking shambles

Reading HouseMD fix-it fic: The polycule is ok :)

[ratiohoe]

house md is such a funny show like in season 3 episodes are constantly like

medicine plot: woman has 25 seizures nobody can figure out why. chase thinks it’s drugs silly chase. they do 3 lumbar punctures. she is lying about being a sex addict

hospital children plot: chase and cameron are committing psychological warfare. foreman is vexed by this. they spend a lot of time looking perplexed at house’s peculiar actions because

hospital parents plot: house wilson and cuddy are locked in the most toxic polycule of all time. they are each individually trying to sabotage the other two. house makes quip about wilson’s 3 ex wives. eureka! patient got a brain worm from her ex wife who poisoned her! patient is cured and wilson and house go for drinks so they can discuss the next move in their secret plan to further toxify the polycule.

[dilfsisko]

(Image ID: A promo still from House MD featuring, from left to right: Foreman, Cameron, House, Wilson, Chase, and Cuddy. White text reads "New Jersey's most toxic polycule" /end ID)

[housemd-described]

[ID: a promotional picture of House from House MD sitting on a hospital bed, his hands folded over the cane that's across his thighs. He stares at the camera with extreme intensity. Around him, also staring into the camera, are Foreman, Cameron, Wilson, Chase, and Cuddy. Across the picture, text says: "New Jersey's most toxic polycule" end ID]