#had forgotten most of these lmao

[tulisydan]

Bojan & Käärijä timeline: LIVERPOOL

1.5.

They all arrive to Liverpool, Käärijä has his first rehearsal

2.5.

Joker out has their first rehearsal

Käärijä’s ja Bojan’s dinner date and intagram live. During this the rest of the Joker out were doing interviews in their hotel and Bojan very proudly tells this to Jere

Here’s some instagram stories from their date

3.5.

Käärijä’s second rehearsal. Also tiktok-live. He was asked which country he would give 12 points. First he’s so frustrated because “you can only give to one country the 12 points, that’s meaannn” but obviously his answer was:

4.5.

Käärijä had a meet & greet press conference. The birth of ”The Bojan”

may 4th was also the famous boat day!

5.5.

Joker Out has their second rehearsal

Käärijä had a livestream with Katri. Obviously Joker Out and Bojan mentions.

Nordic party where Joker out sneaked to

6.5.

Joker Out’s interview and Käärijä living rent free on Bojan’s mind. (He was asked if people stops him on the streets to take selfies, ”not as much as Käärijä tho, I blame his hair and pants 🥰”)

Famous babyseal interview.

Käärijä, his dancers and Bojan playing never have I ever. THIS was the birth of the “ARE YOUU”.

7.5.

Turquoise carpet day!

Käärijä’s and dancers ig-live. Jere keeps saying Carpe diem when he means turquoise carpet.

Käärijä interview, wild Bojan in the backround saying hi to the dancers

8.5.

Bojan, Kris and Jan visited in Käärijä’s sauna, here’s Yle’s video, here’s some more videos

I have come to a conclusion that this video of bojan and jere doing this carpe diem -thing is from the same day as they are wearing the same clothes.

9.5.

1st Semifinal

This fucking interview. Some highlights:

- Kris saying that Jere said to them that if Joker Out won’t get to the final, käärijä will NOT perform there either!

- live reaction when the interviewer said that Finland is on first place on Joker Out’s monthly listeners -list on spotify

- Bojan said he wanted to go to Käärijä’s sauna today too but it was too full.

- Bojan tries to say ”hyvää päivää” (good afternoon) in finnish but fails. Some people try to claim he said ”hyvää vittua” or ”hyi vittu” but I really think he accidently said ”hyvää yötä” (good night). Because I think it’s cute that jere would teach him all those finnish sayings.

- Bojan telling about the snus proposal. He was genuinely surprised and only realized that it was a joke after he saw everyone filming. Then he pretended to took the snus for the Content. Says he once tried snus but threw up the whole night. (Then tried to impress jere in Tavastia and used snus, what a loser)

- fanfiction talk… Kris asks if there’s fics about Jere and Bojan. Bojan doesn’t know. (Or so he says)

- this fucking thing that Bojan said about Jere:

”We bonded over that childish energy that we both have. Käärijä is a very nice guy. He’s been very busy in this eurovision season, everybody wants a piece of him and I think it was quite necessary for him to find someone to like, kind of relax and put his mind off stuff”

Joker out reacting to semifinal 1 qualifiers

10.5.

Bojan had this interview where he kept saying ”Jere” instead ”Käärijä” to random interviewers

Also another interview where he talked about his and Jere’s friendship. This was his face:

11.5.

Second semi final (SSF)

Jere watching Joker Out Bojan perform

12.5.

Dress rehearsal

Whatever this was:

Did Jere just hang out the whole day under the Slovenian flag?

13.5.

Final

[expelliarmus]

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

I want to carry this scene with me a little while...

[cinnamonsly]

i set a reminder on my family’s alexa to say “your mom” every night at 5:45pm before i left for school last semester (which was in like september) and it STILL goes off every day. no one has gotten rid of it yet. and every time i’m in the room when it goes off i still giggle

[queenaeducan]

every day i put my head in my hands and wonder why (and when) all the living ancient elves (evanuris don't interact) were cut out of the game

[blueskittlesart]

POST MORE SWORD OF FATE PLS IM BEGGING

i have very little in terms of actual art LMAO but i CAN explain the sword thing because i checked and i did in fact never make this plot point public. i struggled for a while with creating a villain for this story until i realized that. i put "sword" in the title of the game. of course it has to be about the fucking sword. DUH.

so i want SOF to deal very heavily with religion, specifically the way in which hyrule's religion forms post-sksw but pre-reincarnation. i've placed it on the timeline directly after sksw, making it the first actual reincarnation in hyrule. what this means is that there's no actual proof yet that the reincarnation thing is real and not just an insane bluff on demise's part, and so several key characters including link and zelda barely believe in hylia or demise at all when the story starts. my thought with this setting's version of ganon is that he's the polar opposite of the nonbelievers. The gerudo don't really exist as of now, but he DOES come from the desert region of hyrule--specifically, he was raised in a cultlike offshoot of the sheikah religion which interpreted the hylia/demise myth completely literally and believes that a doomsday is coming, heralded by the foretold return of demise. Because of this, he knows more about the cycle and how to set it in motion than basically any other character. Crucially, he and his people are some of the only ones at this point aware of the existence of the master sword.

ganon finds. a sword. a sword which he THINKS is the master sword. and this theory is only reinforced when the sword begins to speak to him about his destiny and the salvation of hyrule. unfortunately it is not the master sword and he ends up basically a pawn in the greater plans of what's left of demise & ghirahim within that sword, manipulated into attempting to revive demise and destroy the reincarnated hero and princess. he remains in denial until basically the very end of the final battle, completely convinced that he is the true savior of hyrule and LINK is the one being misled. ghirahim is a very good manipulator lol

[lumiilys]

Looking at my rants from the beginning of this year and bro… I was straight up not having a good time

[crystalkitty1220]

Man I wonder where the leader of the fear realm could've gone, it's alMOST LIKE NEVIN HAS AN

[koskela-knights]

I wish we got more Behind The Scenes for the Koskela ads, mocap footage of Peter and of course, BTS Ilmari.

Show me the makeup set, more videos of Peter goofing off in front of the green screen or that sad prison scene or Ilmo’s revelation talk after Jaakko’s death.

Peter Franzén acted his ass off portraying 3 (basically 4 if u count the Cultist/echo Ilmo) and we get less than 1,5 min of footage in total?? (6 seconds in the dev thank u vid, and about 1min in the livestream vid where people talked over the audio) I hope one day they release that footage on socials becos they keep posting the YY BTS pics shown in the livestream

Did nobody take pictures, vids??? Did nobody care or did Peter have some contract that forbade all that footage being public???

Additionally I think it was a real missed opportunity to NOT use Peter’s characters to promote their IRL Oh Deer Diner mugs and thermoses. And ofc Ahma beer but that’s a different company and STILL it would’ve been awesome for a real life Ahma ad with the Koskelas in it to further Remedy’s trademark of blurring reality and fiction and playing on a meta level

[astranauticus]

not sure if this counts as an AU but.. thinking about the Per Aspera crew as horror game bosses like.. you are wandering through a forested mountain range and you know somethings wrong because the forest shouldn't be this eerily silent, this devoid of life, and then you hear the crash of falling trees and there is a hand that is half your size glowing golden in the night and it is grabbing you and its claws are digging into your flesh and you see the spines running down the golden arm that is far too long as it lifts you over a crater in mountain, over a coiled, serpentine thing with a visage that is not of this world, and if you look closely you can see the shape of a child curled at the centre of the thing, golden hair reflecting the glow of the creature and if you listen closely you can hear her sobbing, 'Don't hurt me, I don't want to do this'. you are sailing through the astral sea when you see an ephemeral, resplendent spelljammer cutting through the starry waters and you rejoice because you have been lost on the seas for so so long, so you board the ship looking for help, supplies, anything, and you are greeted by a blue fire genasi (you wonder, do those even exist? but you can't get off the ship now because where else will you go?) and she tells you she is the captain of this ship but as far as you can tell there is no crew on board, and if she is not appearing right behind you from a trapdoor you've never noticed she is always in the engine room 'fixing the ship' even though the ship seems to be sailing perfectly fine ('Where are we going?' you ask her once and she doesn't even turn to look at you, 'Don't worry about it') and if you are ever so unlucky as to damage the ship in any way, you begin to catch flashes of red and orange out of the corner of your eye, a fire genasi wearing the woman's face who whispers at you with hollow, angry eyes 'Don't you fucking dare hurt my ship'. you are sailing through the astral sea when you see a rotting, decaying spelljammer, so badly damaged it's barely moving although you have to wonder how it's even staying afloat at all, and out of some morbid curiosity you climb on board and the deck of the ship is in no better shape than the hull, the marks of hard-fought battle - scars in the wood from sharp blades and arcane energies, stains of blood and oil splattered about - still fresh but you know time doesn't pass on the astral sea so who knows how long ago this all took place, and as you climb below decks you start to notice the writings on the walls, pieces of parchment nailed to every surface and connected with fraying, rotting threads, or words etched directly into the wood, the deep gouges barely readable, and you start to hear the creaking and clanking of rusted machinery slowly moving about and you turn a corner to see a figure standing in a room facing the wall, slowly scratching yet more of that unintelligible writing into the bones of the ship, and it turns as the rusted dented mechanite stares at you with eyes ablaze and he asks 'Who are you? Where is my crew?' as sparks of arcane lightning begins to arc through the room. you are running through a feywild forest and you know, even without the figure chasing you, that you have made a horrible mistake, you should have known better, should have been more careful, should have kept your impulses in check, and now you are being chased through an unfamiliar forest and the figure, the Hunter pursuing you knows this realm like the back of his hand, knows every tree and shrub and vine that is slithering up to grasp at your ankles, and you glance back desperately to catch any glimpse of your pursuer but there is no pursuer, he has hidden himself with some arcane trick or some innate power or just the knowledge that this realm is his home, and you hear his voice even though you cannot see him as he cries out 'You should not have hurt my family. Prepare to face the Hunter of Hundkiln'

sorry no Vhas yet maybe I'll update with one for him once we get more of his whole deal

[ayyponine]

Same venue. Same-ish crowd. Opposing seasons. Contrasting vibes.

[askthekirbysquad]

When I think about it, the Wii Kirby games have a trend of giving you a little hub world of sorts to hang out in.

And they were absolutely fuckin' right to do so.

[undead-potatoes]

Had a home visit from an optician today (big W), and while I was trying on different frames the optician said something like "these glasses give you a nice, feminine expression" and I just could not get them off of me fast enough lmao

[undefeatablesin]

Page 8 of Altar is finished, 9 just needs to be lined and coloured ✨️ I have 3 requests to work on in the meantime and have been having a real blast with them all omg...since starting Altar I haven't really taken the time to sketch or play around much in the drawing department because I am always so keen to get to work on pages SO!!! Sketch reqs have been a real breath of fresh air, thank you everyone who has taken part so far, you are all a gift to me 💙

[amemoire]

Hear me out.