#h2bros

[beeps-mess]

new poll!!!! what pov are you enjoying NOW?

[seawitchkaraoke]

the only two out queer men on the server (afaik) teaming up and immediatly making it as platonic as possible is so funny to me, martyn suggesting ''H2Bros", Scott making their beds twin beds and putting a whole ass plant in between them, and all this after they both had incredibly charged romances back in third life, they really said I will roleplay Such a Romantic Story but only with a straight man

[redstonedust]

ah yes my favourite duo. the coral kids. i mean the h2bros. i mean the big buoys. i mean the mean gills. i mean santas little kelpers. i mean the sons of beaches. i mean lgbsea. i mean the shell-dons. i mean

[yb-cringe]

love those guys. h2bro. mean gills. coral kids. scott and his malewife.

[limelocked]

h2bros: just add water

[minecraftbookshelf]

Two of ???

On AO3

I haven't watched any of the session 3 videos so now that I have this fic done I'm going to go do that.

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The Clockers

Bdubs can still feel the ache in his gut where Skizz's axe had struck home.

If he looked, he knows there would still be a scar, red and angry and fresh. Much like the burn marks litering Scar and Cleo's bodies.

They have more lives this Game, but every death still leaves its evidence on their skin. That'll be interesting by the time all is said and done.

Scar is whispering (loudly) to his dogs a few feet away and Cleo sleeps the sound sleep of the satisfied arsonist. 

Only one yellow so far. When they wake up in the morning and the clocks restart it won't be long before there are more. Scar one of, if not the first.

It'll be fine.

It'll be fine.

~

T.I.E.S.

Etho is still giddy with the relief of an inventory well stocked with TNT and the guarantee of more on the way. He does a lap of the base perimiter to calm his nerves so he can sleep. Rest is vital to survival in these Games and they are afforded so little of it. 

The cows from Cleo and her team are safe in the base, Skizz and Impulse and Tango are sprawled out on their beds, sound asleep. 

He closes the door softly to not wake them.

The ocean, small as it is within the world border, is loud against the beach, the tide low right now. The lights from Scott and Martyn's island glimmering reflections on the water. He needs to figure out how Joel and Grian got through the border. That will be useful later.

The paused clock on the back of his hand taunts him, even through his gloves. He doesn't need to see it to know how much time he has left. He's kept a careful count the whole time. 

He'll need to make a stash in the morning, food, supplies, TNT. A safely hidden chest for when everything begins to fall apart and its time to leave. 

He'll need more sand for TNT. Some more redstone. Diamonds. Iron. 

But that is for tomorrow.

He sleeps.

~

The Bread Bad Boys

Joel had crashed almost before the timers stopped, the adrenaline of a successful boogey kill laying him out flat. Grian had followed not long after, looking both Incredibly Done with everything and also very pleased. He'd shucked his leather jacket and sunglasses and crawled into the nest and been asleep instantly.

And Jimmy can't sleep. 

He's not tossing and turning exactly, because it turns out that for all his grumbling Joel is a cuddler once he's asleep and he has Jimmy's arm hostage. But he's staring up at the night sky and all he can do is think about the session.

The trap had worked. 

Jimmy had half expected Joel to just turn around and kill him, to be honest. Despite the jokes about targeting Grian. He's aware he's a fairly easy target. Even after they'd come up with the plan for the Bread Bridge railcart he'd expected it to fail. Traps (and Joel's TNT traps in particular) don't have a very good success rate in the Games. 

The desert blowing up, sand in the air, smoke on the wind. The only name in the chat Smajor1995, felled by an arrow before the trap ever went off.

He wonders if Grian can feel his wings. Even though they supposedly aren't there in the Games, even if he can't see them, he can still feel them. A dead weight on his back. 

He wonders if Pearl can feel hers.

If Scott and Scar can feel theirs, unmanifested. 

A loose green feather from Grian's hairline is caught in the pillows. Jimmy stares at it until he falls asleep.

~

 The Coral Kids H2Bros LGBSea Santa's Little Kelpers Mean Gills

The whispers are loud this Game, Martyn has noticed.

I need a full hour session of Martyn suggesting team names.

Martyn trying to kill Timmy via laughter at 15:05 is probably the most interesting tactic I've seen so far.

living on top of a small warm ocean and needing green dye is actually slightly convenient, as sea pickles when smelted become lime gree-

He tries to focus on the flickering lantern light to block them out. Scott is still wandering around the beach house he built, adjusting a table there, fluffing a pillow there. It's weirdly domestic, despite the situation. 

Martyn doesn't usually build a home. The heart for Cleo hardly counted, and Dogwarts was for Ren. He just doesn't see the point.

"The point in what?"

Ah. He hadn't meant to say that aloud. 

"This," He waves his hand over his head to indicate everything on the little island. "It's all very aesthetic but it's hardly defensible. And even if it was it'll be gone anyway. Nothing lasts."

Scott throws himself onto his own bed, a block to the side and peers back at Martyn, his eyes glowing green in the dim light. "We're going to die anyway," he counters. "It might as well be somewhere pretty."

"Fair enough."

Against his will, the image of a small, flower covered valley appears in his minds eye, and he grimaces just a little. He does feel a bit bad about that sometimes. Mostly for Timmy's sake more than Scott's. 

Speaking of, now that he isn't the only one who remembers things he can ask-

"You never repeat teammates."

It's less a question than a statement but it's implied. 

Scott is silent for a moment. 

"I don't like seeing them die again."

He'd outlived all of them, hadn't he. Timmy, Pearl, and Cleo. 

"And you always go back to Ren."

"Well, Ren's not here." And Martyn meant for that to sound more agressive but mostly it just sounds tired.

Ren isn't here but they are and round and round they go. Again and Again and Again.

~

The Nosy Neighbors

Pearl drifted off to sleep while they had been discussing the Bread Bridge and if they wanted to leave it or try and do something about it in the morning. Froggy had flopped over on top of her immediately and BigB can hear her purring all the way over in his own bed. 

At least they are inside tonight, the cobblestone walls of the tower Pearl had built with him blocking out the world outside, closing them into a safe little bubble.

And for now, they aren't being watched. 

Breathe in, one two three four. Out, one two three four five six seven.

He can feel the tension evaporating from his shoulders, his back. The creeping sensation of eyes fading away as even They turn away for a time. 

It is Rest Night. Nothing Interesting happens during Rest Night. It isn't allowed.

And so They look away.

Maybe tomorrow he'll try and bring some of the frogs from frog mountain over to the tower, he thinks, as he drifts off to sleep. That should be entertaining enough to buy some time. Before it isn't enough for Them anymore.

[eyesoforpheus]

fuck simplicity start calling limited life groups by EVERY name they've ever considered to reach the widest audience. shoutout to coral kids damp dudes puddle pals sons of beaches mean gills beauty and the beach santa's little kelpers big buoys salmen LGBsea H2Bros

[subrosasteath]

Top 5 traffic series characters?

OOOOOH MAN RAVI, YOU HAVE JUST MADE MY DAY!

5. Scott. OH MY GOD I could go insane talking about life series Scott. He's loyal to a fault, but only to the one person he chooses. In 3rd life it was Jimmy, last life it was Pearl (and also Cleo), double life it was Cleo (he rejected Pearl who was his "soulmate"), and in Limited Life it looks like it might be Martyn. He will fight tooth and claw for the person he chooses, and he will not let go. In 3rd life after Jimmy died, he added little lights to his character that he called "the manifestion of his grief" and was so stuck on revenge that he did not stop chasing Skizz (Jimmy's killer) until he was dead.

4.Rendog. I didn't origonally watch his 3rd life series, but after the series ended I went back to watch it, and it was so interesting seeing the complete opposite side of the conflict (Origonally I watched Scar and Scott, who were both fighting against Ren). He's SUCH a drama kid, he always plays his characters to the max, and it's so fun! In 3rd life he played The Red King (he had Martyn purposefully kill him to get to red so he could fight back against Grian and Scar), in last life he devoted his loyalty to LDshadowlady and started a secret shadow organization, and in double life he lived in a box w a face <3. He isn't in limited life for personal reasons.

3. Grian, but specifcally 3rd life Grian. I think Grian's traffic/life series characters are pretty fun, but 3rd life grian punched me in the gut. He accidentally killed scar with a creeper, so he felt indebted to scar, but even after his debt had been payed off he didn't leave, and he and Scar were the last two standing, and oh my gosh, i can't even describe how it felt. They had fought so strongly for eachother and now they had to face eachother. Grian won, and one of his last quotes was "this doesn't feel like a win" before he jumped off a cliff to end the series.

2. Martyn Inthelittlewood. Martyn is such an interesting guy to watch. He's constantly on the lookout, always cautious, and you can see that from how he constantly shifts in conversations, trying to keep himself in a good position the whole time. He's the other drama kid, and when he and Ren get together it's so much fun! He acted as the hand to Ren's king in 3rd life, was part of a gang in last life, was rejected by his soulmate (who was Cleo) in double life, and is now living on an island on the sea with Scott as part of the "Mean Gills" team (other possible team names included H2bros and lgbSEA).

Jimmy Solidarity. He is the most pathetic, cringe fail man I have ever seen, but somehow the fandom managed to turn him into a poetic omen of death. He accidentally married his friend Scott in 3rd life, joined and then deserted a gang (the same one Martyn was in) in last life, built a ranch and got another husband in double life (he's a straight cis man btw xD), and now he's in a gang again and is living on top of a woodland mansion. He's been the first out in every single game, but somehow I still find myself cheering for him every time. I just want the man to live!

[yourdrugisafartbreaker]

Tagged by @artfartt

- Favorite color is probably a nice dark green or blue

- Currently listening to oasis by Slenderbodies

- I don’t watch films too often so the last film I watched was Crazy Rich Asians for my Media Writing class

- I… Really don’t read much.

- I could really go for some late night chocolate…

- I just watched three episodes of What’s New Scooby Doo not even an hour ago

- Not big into coffee or tea, I will stay an H2Bro

Rules, answer and tag 9 ppl who you would like to get to know better!

Tagged by @tiredtief and @heyftinally

• favorite color, probably purple, but I really love grey too

• last song I listened to, call your mom, by Noah Kahan

• last film I watched, Detroit evolution (for literally the millionth time I'm obsessed lol)

• currently reading, The Time traveler's wife by Audrey Niffenegger (but I've been trying to read it for like a year lol)

• currently craving, probably anything to do with pickles

• currently watching, either helluva boss, or various religious deconstruction documentaries

• coffee or tea, usually always tea, coffee makes me too hyper, but it's good on occasion

Tagging @thatslytherinbitch54 @jesusinstilettos @forbiddenseason @sometimesvaguelyfunny @abyssinspace @societyofsaintignacio @rosebudsandrainbows @oldfatwarlock @violetvix366 @amerillo342

If I @ed you, absolutely no pressure to respond to this, I don't know many people on this app, my list of mutuals is pretty short lol, anyhow, you are lovely, you are wonderful, have a great day ❤️

[beeps-mess]

n-new poll. whose pov are/were you enjoying most

[yoshiintheweb]

This is animal cruelty :(

1. Moon Gazing

2. Chapter Three: Promise That I Keep

3. Little Talks

4. H2Bros AU

That's.... That's all officer 😔

WIP Title Ask Meme

Prompt: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I was tagged by @theneverwriter so thank you so much.

I tried to find as many of my WIPS as I could but I think it is about a quarter of them. I'm worried about where the rest of them went...

Brushes and Needles

A boy with curly brown hair and brown eyes sat (Not Named)

If someone wants to ask what (Not Named)

Friendship's Heartbreak Revival

Heart of the Forge

Tagging: @littlelilliana15 @ultdirkjake @bisexualbiancatruther @nothankyou543 @hallsoffandom and anyone else who wants this!!!

[melodicnommer]

The 7 sins as meme videos

Pride

How do you Describe Yourself?

Lust

Hypermasculine Commercial

Gluttony

The First Venus Fly Trap

Sloth

Surviving College

Envy

Respect Women

Wrath

Water is NOT Wet

Greed

Company is Coming

[lusalemaart]

t’s been getting hotter...

[hydro-homies]

H2BRO

[towritecomicsonherarms]

Just got back form watching Aquaman

Here is my short spoiler free review

7.8/10 Too much water

jk

8.5/10 Extremely enjoyable and entertaining. I saw one person say it was the most MCU film the DCEU has done yet and i have to agree. And that is not a bad thing. At times it felt like a cross between Black panther and Thor: Ragnarok with added water. Jason Momoa was the star of the show. He’s having the time of his life playing H2Bro.

The Black Manta vs Aquaman fight was good stuff.

The end fight was also good stuff tbh. There was some shoddy CGI but not as bad as the shoddy cgi in Black Panther.

Mera and her waterbending was wizard.

Oh and the first scene with Aquaman should silence anyone who thinks he’s shit and can only talk to fish.

James Wan has done a great job and delivered the 2nd best DCEU film after Wonder Woman.

if you really need to know something just message me.

[hootcrossing]

H2Bro