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Ok so I was watching beetlejuice and why did my goofy ass start crying over Adam and Barbara ‘dying’ like OH MY GODDDDDD I SOBBED. THEY LOVE EACHOTHER SO MUCH
#my favorite straight couple#guys they are lowkey really hot#both of them#I’d be their third sorry who said that#okay I’m normal#💛!me talking💀
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Okay this is pretty short compared to my other posts but my dad and my brother's favorite character in the pjo show was Luke. I just find that so funny
#luke castellan#luke makes me sad#luke pjo#family#dad#luke actor is hot#charlie bushnell#luke and annabeth#traitor#traitor pjo#betrayal#funny#i dunno#luke is just a girl guys#lowkey a Luke defender#but not really#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#the lightning thief#luke castellan is bae#percy jackson reread#percy jackson tv show#pjo#pjo series#obssessed#i add tags willy nilly#pjo show#big brother#watching pjo
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#not to be a parody of myself but I'm lowkey crushing on my housemate for spending like an hour last night (until like 1am) explaining#the mahabharata to me w all this discussion of its themes & philosophical elements etc etc in a really clever passionate way. it was so hot#And comparing the concepts to ones in the iliad in the process. hh <- guy who is into epics & apparently also into guys who are into epics#I mean I already thought he was really cool but that really did it for me lol.#thoughts#<- i WILL be deleting this in like two seconds out of embarrassment but I had to say it somewhere
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holy fuck you guys i just realised who hoosier is
he's that one hot sniper dude from that cowboy law enforcement show that i haven't watched a single episode of but somehow have a playlist full of edits and clips saved simply bc of that fine ass dude with a gun and the one liners and it's fucking hoosier
#damn my guy#he's either called tim or jim or something#it's gotta be a tim right#who names their sniper character jim#jim the sniper#but yeah can't believe he's the hot marshal i've lowkey been crushing on forever#like i legit considered watching that show solely for him#i'm very much anti guns#but ngl it's kinda hot that he's a faster shot than all of the bad guys#idk the context of anything that's happened in that show#but there was one scene i saw where he's trying to find out who shot his friend?#and he does this whole speech about how the other guy shouldn't even try bc he'll have shot him down before he's even close#and then i think the guy admits he killed the person#and goes to shoot someone else? idk i can't remember#but then jimtim downs him in like 0.4 seconds#and i was like ok yeah i see you#they're marshals right?#i really didn't need this many tags#but alas here we are#the pacific#julian finally watches the pacific
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boyfriend dungeon good
#what a surprise guy who likes action roguelites and hot people likes the action roguelite hot people game 🙄#but also it’s by the moon hunters ppl so of course i’m gonna like it#all of the weapons control really nicely. i think my favorite is the rapier with daggers a close second#lowkey i wish they hadn’t asshole flagged eric so early. like he follows you to date 20 minutes in and then it’s like oh ok i see#i thought he was charming. i can appreciate someone who’s direct#but i think he could have used a second date where he went a little harder on his weirdo takes#maybe he does have a second date but i just shut i down bc i asked him to chill out? who knows#but when he goes waah baah you do pay attention to me it’s like bro i TRIED i visited ur stupid shop#not my fault you didn’t have dialogue options !!!!#yellings#anyway. game good
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#vent#kaj rambles#to delete later#that 'no nuance are you hot yes/no' poll has had me in a weird mood all day#don't wanna be thinking about it but it did hit a sore spot i guess#doesn't really help that i saw the guy i'm lowkey having a crush on for the last time for the next uuuuh roughly three months#(or maybe the crush is not so lowkey who am i trying to fool. like. it's not romantic at all but there sure are emotions involved here.)#eugh#gonna go hide in bed or something i think#well once i get back home that is
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Forgive me for the person I'll become when Missa releases all his new music <- delusional
#been on a missa kick lately which I've never really shared#been getting reeeeally into some of his music and lowkey getting a crush on him 😳🥰#and like. who cares if its been a month or smth. im still very obsessed with that stream he did where he showed off music he was working on#like his voice is insanely good and im going crazy like. to this day i still dont know if he plans to release all that or if that was just-#-scrapped music. with how excited he was when showing music i dont think its scrapped? but idk#dont wanna get my hopes up but. gah#also im just gonna come right out and say it. missa sinfonia is fucking hot as hell#he's so insanely hot and attractive and the music makes him hotter and he's so funny and grhgrgjfrh#ive been a little bit a lot obsessed lately. oh my god how are you so damn attractive#ive kinda told myself that if i ever get a partner the first thing i would do is show him missa and make them fall for him like i did#he's like. handsome like a guy from my culture. does that make sense#missa sinfonia has malay guy swag#i think i can say that here yeah. ive spoken my mother tongue language here#sorry im reaching he just reminds me of someone irl. but also. missa is hot asf i need someone to shake hands with me#frickin. schoolgirl crush on a funny mexican youtuber#ive watched more missa videos than i thought i would and its embarrassing how giddy i would get watching like#i am in my 20s but i am resting my chin on my hand like 🥰#brother I've fallen someone pull me back up i cant do this today
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You may be surprised to hear or see that I also dont just "write" things, but that I also draw gay people for a living. Speaking of my sketchbook is literally full of this guy and I need some to talk to about him please the government is on m
#we ball#artist#artwork#sketch#sketchbook#this guy is British#btw#also hes in a band#also hes hot#like really hot imo#ideal look#lowkey insipred by a wolfstar au at first#but not anymore#hes his own being#also hes naturally blonde#just emo#is this too many tags?#oh well
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me and my sister went to the mall today and we ran into hot topic so fucking fast it was unbelievable. me and my sister are literal opposites when it comes to fashion. she picked pink, pastel shit like she was trying to be all uwu kawaii meanwhile im just standing here with my arms full of emo and goth shit, i legit felt like daigo and masato with all this emo drip i had walked out with. (p.s. they should put yakuza stuff in hot topic if they havent already because i have yet to have any yakuza related things in my room </3 also hot topic is like the only store i will shop at)
im so sorry to say these words to you but reading this reminded me of my immortal
#snap chats#I ALSO HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK THOUGH CAUSE I LITERALLY JUST GOT BACK FROM HOT TOPIC AND SPENCERSLKEAKVJA#rubbing off my fucking eyeliner as we speak im no better than a goffick and im sure the stuff you got was actually real fire and im jealous#i actually wore my hakuho pin out today- i pinned it on my back jean jacket. not to flex on you or anything 🥴#i remember the day my college friend said something about me being goth and i looked like a dumbass saying 'im not goth...'#when all i ever did was wear black. and tbf i toned it down a LOT while i was at school. i wanted to be normal-passing 😭😭#that aside i only went in to get jewelry and a new belt chain. also a kirby keychain and nail polish#but like it was that Blackheart brand so you know i just wanted it for the skull container and the name. also i was running out#my hot topic really doesnt have any clothes- or at least clothes i fuck with like its mostly skirts and puffy-sleeved shirts#and yeah those are epic and awesome but they're not my style yk. love it on other people just not on me#i usually get my clothes from like. express or skate shops. very different fashions as you can see LMAOOO#like today i got this really pretty crane shirt and then like. i got a black-and-white striped long sleeve with a skeleton hand patch LMAO#UGH im pissed i didnt get the red and black variant too but i didnt think bout it til i already left#i want to get new boots- the ones i have now are great and i love them but i want something chunkier#my 'goth' fashion is really lowkey honestly like i hardly consider myself goth cause of it- its very casual ig#ignore the fuck-you amount of rings i wear ok. theyre pretty..... also they have certain meanings sometimes#like i wear an owl ring cause it reminds me of my sis since she loved owls growing up and went to a uni with an owl mascot#i wear a dragon ring sometimes cause dragons remind me of my dad. for whatever reason.#idk its cause he tried to convince me i was born year of the dragon when i wasnt ?? idk funny guy lmao#and then i already said i wore snake stuff and crosses cause I Hate My Mom. also i was born a snake#also my dads a christian so :] i will wear two cross rings and a cross necklace tyvm love you pops i wish you were around more#uhhh did i want to say anything else. idk im just dumping about my emo bullshit thanks for reading ☠️☠️#if this wasnt my yakuza blog id actually just show the haul i got today BUT i will spare you lot from my emo bullshit#ok ill kill the tags here now im SILLY
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wow
#that was unexpected#sooo i had a date today#from a guy i met on tinder and i always sweared i would never download tinder 😅#well i got curious but it still lowkey freaks me out#anyways we had a gym date#at first i thought he wouldn't like me anymore after looking in the mirror and i always feel like i look horrible working out 😂#and during the working out part we didn't talk that much and i was a bit worried#also yeah the guy looked really good 🫠#really tall almost 1.9m and well my thoughts were 'uh he's hot' and i don't feel like that abt many guys 😳#but then after the gym part we went to this hottub in the sauna part of the gym and talked#and he got closer to me i didn't know what to do as i haven't been on many dates at least not such one's#then he just kissed me asfhk#(which really surprised me on a first date but there also were signs it might happen)#i don't have much experience besides like once at a party but that was hardly a kiss#it felt weird at first but then as i gave into it i didn't hate it no it felt quite good 🫠🫠#and he knew what he was doing for sure...#at times i was wondering wheter i was on some degree asexual as i didn't have a boyfriend yet and such i might not be#altough i don't think i can see myself having sex ever with someone i haven't been together for at least quite a few months#but yeah i did like this and that i had this experience 🙈
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this is one of my favorite k.yohei moments!!
#he's just so sweet!!#that's my husband right there!!! :D!!! he's such a great guy and i love how kind he is#ash rambles 💚#he's so comforting and sweet and i just wanna kiss him and tell him i love him! and thank him for being the best husband ever!!!#my s/i doesn't always feel great abt herself and pre-relationship he once gave her a whole 'you're worth it' speech#and ever since then she's been so comfortable being who she is around him#and hey clearly he did something right since they got married a few years later but still#my husband!!! he's the best!!! i love him#he's been on my mind a lot today#that and uh. you know how reboot d.ante is my bestie forever? and you know how he has a twin brother that's lowkey evil as shit?#that twin brother also happens to be my s/i's ex! he's a horrible guy but fuuuccckkk he's sooooooo attractive#also i'm so not okay about his dlc. THE STORYTELLING... THE SYMBOLISM... AHJSQHDJQHJEHA#yeah he's been on my mind. one of my fave characters <3 he broke my s/i's heart and has done horrible irredeemable things but he's so l#so well-written and also soooo hot hehe! sorry d.ante but- oh but d.ante's reaction to finding out they dated was so funny ajskajsj#d.ante assumes it was a one night kinda thing since my d.mc s/i does that a lot but. nope. his brother was all 'nope. she was my gf.'#anyhow that relationship ended horribly which is part of the reason why ash is the way she is- anyhow d.mc lore aside!!! once i start#talking about this game i seriously cant stop LMAAAOOO back to my husband!!#he's the best and he makes me feel so safe! i love my husband! kiss kiss kiss! also i really love kissing his wedding ring. he's just the#best! and he's such a great dad to my fankiddo too! i love this fankid <3 she doesnt have a name yet (i call her daughterdota) but she's#so cool! usually wears a hat like her dad! she can come off as kinda 😐 sometimes but she's sweet!! she loves her skateboard and her pet dog#who is a shiba inu named ginger! i love her <3 !#and i love my husband!!#okay it's getting late and i have class tomorrow- goodnight my friends!
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saw someone else’s post on the matter but if hsr is really as good as everyone says it is then just import the shit into genshin duh end of story
#the actual op thoughts were like. it's kinda unfair that obv mihoyo has the capacity to apparently make a nonfrustrating and ultimately enga#engaging game with a lot of the same mechanics just implemented nonfrustratingly#and refuse to do it for one game thus using the first game's fanbase to generate revenue for their new better game#<- basic sentiment maybe paraphrased a little#im f2p so i really dont give a rats ass but i agree like idk L skill issue your level design sucks ass get on the improvement grind bruh#however i will not be playing hsr i touch grass and one gacha is already enough plus there's not enough nice hair colors or like fantasy ele#elements for me to want to play LOL my number one rule is i hate gray in character designs and theres wayyyy too much in that game#also lowkey torn between i want that tag (hsr) blocked and out of my head and i want to know whether a new hot guy is coming out in a game i#dont even play#i said i touch grass but do i really if im making this post#ramblings!#whatever im just like :\ this evening i think i should probably Ignore honkai because i genuinely just do not care or should try not to#ahhhhh anyways whatever good luck everyone playing the game i hope you get everyone you want on your pulls!! <3
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i feel like i need to confess
that oikawa was the inspiration for my url
#liike okay#the first url for this blog was alienconspiracy21#which i BELIEVE was from national hot dad alliance is calling#u kno#THE QUINTICENTIAL CHAT FIC!!!!!!!!#then it was helical-synodic#bc i took an astronomy class and i just really like space#like everyone hcs oikawa to#and well i wanted something less bleh and more fun and flirty#which is how we came to be at aylienboi#they were all themed#and oikawa was the catalyst#even tho i was lowkey an oikawa hater but like in a fun way#i was also 17/18 and stoopid#oikawa is just a funny freaky guy#and tbh same bro#conspiracy lvl: text
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Trying to decide whether to be gay or straight
#lowkey want a long haired fembrained/femlooking guy but like women are really hot and nice#and the local guys are just meh
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I wish I could take my plushies with me to cool places and take cute pictures of them there. Sadly I don't go out often, and on the very rare occasions when I go, its with friends who'd probably think I'm weird for toting around a plushie to [insert activity here]
#for example I went to a fair last week and really wanted to bring someone like Soup or Squish with me#especially because other people would have stuffed animals there by winning games and stuff#but I thought my friends would think its weird to bring a stuffed animal to a fair vs winning one there#so I didn't bring one#also I was lowkey scared they might fly out of my bag during a ride#my datemate doesn't usually mind me taking plushies places with us as long as we're not on a fancy date like to a restaurant or smth#unless its to like. denny's or friendly's or a place like that. then its fine#but my datemate and I hardly ever go anywhere special beyond the mall or out to eat#We've gone to a park once but I didn't think to bring a plush#we do wanna go back but it's been too hot lately. when we do tho I will bring a buddy#we also go down to an area full of antique stores which is nearby a waterfront/marsh#I could take a plush there next time the weather is nice#the reason I haven't done that before is because my datemate was worried one of the shops would accuse me of stealing my own plush#if my plush has a handmade beaded necklace (especially with this name on it) I doubt I'd get accused or stealing tho#but other than those places I have nowhere to take my little guys to#I really want to go to some museums or the zoo at some point but I feel like those wishes are impossible to fill#mostly because I'd have to travel like 2 hours to get there via bus + subway + walking#and my datemate doesn't wanna go thru all that because we'd have to *gasp* wake up before 11 on our day off to travel!#he likes sleeping in. I don't really blame him#and it would be a long time traveling#especially compared to the time it'd take in a car vs the way we'd need to travel (our travel time would be cut in half with a car)#maybe in the future things will change and I can bring my plushies out with me to nice places#oh well#viti shoosh
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i hope that the person who liked my tweet about dunes birthday and has been reposting dune the movie things knows that idc about dune the movie i only care about dune my oc. my beloved oc. my very very very beloved oc who was named after a grumpy elderly character in the hit book series wings of fire, not dune the movie
#if they are happy for my ocs birthday then HORRAY ^_^#if its dune the movie then i hate to say it but i just accidentally fed u misinformation idk how old dune the media is#btw i did watch both the dune movies. i mean i liked them#but i think of the word dune like three hundred times a day because i love him he’s my special guy and i think of him always#i thought the world building in those movies was alright#i liked the thumpers those were cool#jerboa sighted 🫵#they don’t know my oc universe set in the desert places significance on the jerboa too#except like literally like an old religious figure (their gods mentor) was a literal jerboa#shoutout to elder jerboa i love u king i miss u#(he’s been dead for millennia when canon starts taking place)#i wish there was more flora and fauna in the movies#i know the point of a desert is its barren but there’s so much cool life that can thrive there#tbh i feel like there wasn’t enough desert in the movies#which may be a hot take but it didn’t satisfy my need to look at desert#i just wanted to look at so much desert but it was kind of a really boring desert#anyways#i was lowkey worried i would hyperfixate on the dune movies but im not at all#my dune is the only dune in my heart#🖕 you dune the movie for taking my ocs name and making it popular media (/hj)#dune the media has been around way longer then my dune so yadda yadda whatever i dont trademark my ocs name i cant#but everytime i see someone say dune i get so excited and then remember literally only i talk about my dune#what a spinterest does to a man
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