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took me 45 minutes to find a spot to park on campus bc students keep parking in faculty/staff lots 😫😚😌😸
now i have to walk a mile in the rain to my classroom!!! i hope you and your daddy’s money pink tesla have wet golden gooses all day!!!!!!!!!!!
#ohhhhh im so mad#guys i could spit#i’ll be good about it#doing a grad degree at a wealthy university is fun until students think rules don’t apply to them because they’ve never heard No ever#OHHHHH BABY IM WORKED UP#god this is why i’m leaving this program after i graduate!!! my stipend was offered through a phd but FFFFUUUCK THA#anyway i love my sweet sweet research stipend but oh my god AT WHAT COST#ej speaks !!
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All China appearances so far in Hetalia Gangsta
(not in order)
#WHO SAID THAT OLD MEN CAN'T SLAY????#4000 YEARS OLD AND DOCTORS HATE HIM!!!#SEE HOW HE STAYED YOUNG WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK !!!!#GET OUT DONE BY GRANDPA#He slayed ❗❗❗#HE GOT GYATT ‼️❗‼️❗‼️#the name of the father#the son#the holy spirit#amen#thank u hima papa for china#can u guys tell i really like china#HE COULD SPIT ON ME AND CALL ME PATHETIC AND ID APOLOGIZE#aph china#hws china#hetalia#soup rambles#china <3#hetalia china
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I would argue that Megumi leaving Gojo out of his loved ones when thinking about his idealist life with Tsumiki and Yuji highlights the continued tragedy that is Satoru Gojo's lack of communication and connection skills. Alsoooo (and this might be an asspull) it feeds into my perception that both Megumi and Gojo wanted the relationship to be deeper but both couldn't ever come to truly understand one another and connect on that level. And I have alot more comments on that but that will wait till another day if I feel like it lol
#and that's on that folks#I love the father-son headcanon and fanfics as much as the next guy but I just gotta be realistic lol#I just need wholesome teen dad who doesn't know what he's doing content NOW#but the tradegy of we could have been a found family but I could never reach you works too ig#I spelled tragedy wrong fuck#I still firmly believe this is a Nani - Lilo situation with just like 10x the emotional constipation and trauma#jjk#anway Megumi and Itafushi nation how are we feeling? I feel like I just won the lottery lmaooo this chapter was made for me#jjk 266#jjk leaks#this is just me spitting out words if they don't make sense or you disagree uhhh contact your local congress person to complain about it
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If your day starts out with you shouting at drive-thru employees you're an asshole. There is nothing else I need to know about you to confidently assert that.
From inside my car I heard all of it.
You got upset with the voice on the speaker, because the price of a caramel frappe vanilla pistachio mochachino, clearly displayed on the huge menu, shocked you. I too wouldn't pay a lot of money either for all that sugar, fat, coffee and flavoring. But I also know the kid taking your order didn't set the price.
Then you snapped at the passenger in your car who, hearing your rage, said it was okay to drop the drink off the order. Wasted words, because you already decided she wasn't worth the price of that drink. "Take it off the order!"
At the first window, where you pay, you made the kid reach way out to grasp your card. It was starting to sprinkle but wouldn't have killed you to stretch your arm a little and meet the employee halfway.
The person at the second window handed you and orange juice you didn't order. More loud words drowned out her apology. When she asked you to pull ahead to the spot were drivers wait when the order isn't fully ready, of course you let her know, with added decibels, that too displeased you.
When I got my order I looked at the woman then at that car in front. I turned back to her and said "Good luck with that." She rolled her eyes, smiled, and wished me a nice day over the sound of Ella, Oliver, Sulley and Stella barking at her. Dogs can be assholes too.
#If I could control one falling meteor or bolt of lightning you know where it would have landed this morning#I'm reasonably confident no restaurant worker has ever spit in my food#But that guy oh he's probably consumed some ingredients he didn't order
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sweet fluffy treebros is great nd everything and i could totally see it but also. i think they should be a teeny bit horribly toxic
#idkk. the way i see it is that it could totally go both ways#like best case scenario they balance each other out#but worst case scenario. oh boy#they ENTIRELY throw each other off balance even more than they were on their own#like its more a matter of whether theyre mutually willing to be open w each other#nd i could totally see one of them wanting to perhaps be vulnerable w the other#but the other in question not really reciprocating that for many a reason#at the end of the day evan and connor are both deeply mentally ill people in ways both different and similar#nd i could so see a scenario where they dont mix well at all#but either way i can see them having a connection. whether they like it or not#treebros to me is “i fear only one person has truly understood me and i fuckin hate the guy”#why is that like. also kleinsen lowkey#ANYWAYS#im gonna shut up now#good god ive written a fucking essay in the tags ummm#mir spits his shit#dear evan hansen#evan hansen#connor murphy#treebros
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@jjaysontodd
Yeah, asks typically stay off because I've been on this hell site for ten years (made my first account back in 2013) and I've been subjected to some SHIT!!
Could be convinced to turn them on, though~
Anyway, the name of the game when it comes to Jason Todd is gaslight gatekeep girlboss, because there is no way in hell some of these bitches rly think he's as bad as they say he is. Especially when you compare his shenanigans to the shenanigans of characters like Bruce or even Tim.
Yes, he kills people. Yes, he can be pretty uncaring about the collateral of his plqns.
But guess what?!
SO IS EVERYONE ELSE!!
The only difference is that we, as Jason Todd enjoyers, know what we're here for.
As for the Helena stans and their beef with Jason, idk what to tell ya, mate. Well, other than it's madness, of course!!
There's definitely a convo to be had about male characters getting more space to be complex than female characters, but that's not what's going here. What's going on here is a treasure trove of fandom feminists have decided that Jason has far too many ~feminine~ traits and that he doesn't deserve to have the support he has within the fandom. Why they’ve come to this conclusion is so inane and idiotic, I refuse to dignify it with a response, but it’s that type of shit why I rly want us to go back to the days of decentralized fandom spaces. Spaces where mods actually had the power to cull and reject nonsense, before it started to spread like a virus. It wasn’t perfect (it bred an air of smug exclusivity that stank of unwashed ass), but it’s better than having to deal with assholes spreading liberal nonsense like”Jason Todd is a cop cause he kills and uses guns”.
As if cops are only dangerous because of the extra judicial killings and the apparatus most associated with them 😒😒😒
Anyway, I would bet money that most of those so called Helena stans don't even care about her like that as a character; they just hate Jason.
Which kinda sucks, cause I find Hintress - like all the Gotham vigilantes - to be fascinating characters. But my want to actually pursue any new info on her has been dead on arrival, because her stans are fucking assholes.
Bottom line, Jason’s story resonates with a lot of people. If you don’t get it or can’t bring yourself to understand, then like… Don’t. You don’t have to. The world would be so much better off if people learned that sometimes… the media you consume is just as personal as it what it says about you publicly.
#Yes I do actually believe the other Bats kill people#Maybe not on purpose#But you don’t get to take the moral high ground just because the fate of some of your victims is as ambiguous as Schrödinger’s cat#Especially Bruce#That man is 200+ pounds of pure muscle and poorly regulated fury#He’s also delusional af#Dude could literally snap a guy’s neck or run a bitch over with the Batmobile#As long as they’re still breathing as soon as he vacates the premises then he technically didn’t break his rule#Not his fault the bastards couldn’t survive their injuries#Or got offed by the rogue they were working with#Maybe yall shouldn’t have been doing A Crime^TM!!#Bruce is so fucking pathetic#Everytime he spits the judge jury and executioner bullshit at Jason - especially after beating hims senseless or robbing him of his…#… autonomy- I lose ten years off my life#Dude might as well put on a GCPD uniform over the Batsuit cause that’s all he’s been fucking reduced to#An agent of the system who operates outside its purview or oversight#The fact that killing is where Bruce and the other Bats draw the line is fucking comical af#And I wish more people would acknowledge that#jjaysontodd#Replies#Jason Todd#Replying this way cause I don't know how to be concise
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Okay freak we know about your thing for Bettyjuice but who are the others
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#I could fix her okay???#I’m not a fan of kids either— I get it.#I would wife guy so hard for her… As with all my other fictional crushes who would spit on me and call me worthless#Ask#Mrs. Trunchbull#Matilda
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the more I get to interpret dreams (mine too), the more I realize how connected they are to our unconscious and how precious they can be when it comes to our healing journey and understanding our emotions and where they came from
#.#psychelis talk#like fr i never thought that dreaming of a guy spitting in my face could have opened such a door inside of me but here i am
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I really wish they had kept the scene of Reaper apologizing to Jessup for having to kill him and promising to get vengeance on the Capitol and Jessup spitting at him in response because this sort of thing really can flesh someone out beyond the 1 trait the narrative allows them
#def happy about them skipping the rabies trasmission part of it but tbh it could just have been a spit not in the eye. or a slap lmao#i think a major loss from book to movie is how reaper is MAJORLY pantsing this whole defiance and rebellion agenda and how torn between#defiance and survival he is and i think its really charming and realistic and a pity to lose#and re: jessup its something beyond the kind protector role and overall a hint of what these guys who presumably are 18 years old and have#memories of the rebellion think about it politically. 11 having high militance and high control VS 12 being more discouraged and abandoned#is a theme in the books so maybe its going on already#tbosas#hunger hames#jessup diggs#reaper ash
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what you’ve got to understand about working conditions in education (and also other care-oriented careers) is that if they’re shit, two things are true at once:
that does not ever excuse being cruel to a kid, no matter what
until those conditions are fixed, education will continue to suck absolute shit
this is because when working conditions for teachers are really bad, many of the good teachers who recognize when they are reaching a point where they can no longer be the sort of teacher the kids deserve due to burnout WILL quit. they will do the responsible thing and go away for their own sake and the sake of the kids. and you end up stuck w a combination of new teachers who are trying their best but won’t last long, burnt out teachers who are trying their best but have nothing left to give and therefore aren’t very effective at actually teaching, and cockroach shitheads who take out their misery on the kids.
we have all had terrible experiences with bad teachers, many of them flat out traumatic, but for fuck’s sake please try to look at the systemic underpinnings of the problem for one minute. spitefully declaring that teachers don’t deserve good working conditions or even the right to complain about bad working conditions because ms. whoever in 5th grade was a bitch is only going to create more of her. if you want good teachers then we need an education system they can survive in
#i get so irritated w the post where like.#95% of it is a good post and then at the end op is like WAAAHHH teachers are complaining about burnout on my post about a bad teacher#like yeah no shit. if the field of education wasnt so hostile to everyone who works in it maybe they could have found a better teacher to#replace that motherfucker with. and then she would not be there to bother the kids any more.#as someone who Has had traumatic experiences w bad teachers.#its scary enough walking into a field i know is pretty much built to chew new teachers up and spit us out#hoping to be able to survive it long enough to do some good and be the kind of teacher i needed as a kid#without people acting as though it is some sort of crime for teachers to want. like. basic human dignity at work and enough money to survive#even people who are nominally pro-workers rights#you guys have no fucking idea how bad the situation is in schools right now#the reason bad teachers didnt get fired perhaps USED to be tenure#but nowadays its the fact that its rare for a school to be fully staffed *at all* bc so many teachers quit or died#so they'll hire and keep absolutely fucking anyone simply because the alternative is No Teacher. and an empty classroom#full of kids who wont learn anything except that the system doesnt even care about them enough to put a teacher in the room.#i have gotten job offers ON SIGHT from principals who know nothing about me and im literally not even legally qualified to teach yet#like before even telling them my name lmao#and im sure everyone else in town who expresses any interest in teaching whatsoever gets the same.
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sir terence...
#I think a lot abt the guy rebuking the emperor and god on earth and declaring for 'guy forbidden to lead by doctrine'...#ok mr middle ranked noble. literally who do you think you are. 'I know better than tradition faith and empire.' WOW OK#kinda character where someone could spit 'know your place' at him and he'd be like: I do ❤️#STONE COLDDDD#lil bit of characterization I keep in the back pocket#it's just. dion's so righteous. he has to have fallen for someone w similar values/worldview/passions#he lit started a Holy Order with terence. seriously.#“Our people” says Dion.#basically I think *he thinks* he belongs at dion's side unquestionably#frankly I think he sits there sometimes w his judgement after dealing with one of his so called 'betters' and winces at himself like#ah#you know#I must be the most arrogant man alive.#swinging for the fences with these 8 mins but I see the nyx in you buddy. I see the riku. the sansa.#like I'm def tucking him under my arm and running wild but I think the textual arguments can be made and also. my city now.
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#who are queue? what do queue want?#incorrect babylon 5 quote#incorrect babylon 5 text message#john sheridan#susan ivanova#source: @therighthandofvengeance#batman#i’m batman#alfred pennyworth#garibaldi spits out his tea when he leans over and sees this conversation and immediately makes a Bester joke#we all know it#mkay so yeah she could be Robin but I wasn’t really feeling the vibe of Robin or any variation thereof#“variation” = not dick. I know almost nothing of DC. I am just a silly goofy guy trying to live my silly goofy life.#my dad watched the 60s show a lot when I was younger#that’s what I’m working with
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Just putting in my two cents for this episode.
One? Fukuchi is ANNOYINGLY op, sorry, but in a really interesting way so I'm also not too mad. I also get slight (just slight) vibes that he's also on the good guys' side? Either he will be defeated as a villain by the end of this or something will come up that actually, he time travel-orchestrated all this all along and he was always on the side of the good guys, idk.
Two? "Sorry, I skipped literature class"
Tachihara, you are PART of literature class
#sorry i just heard that line and my mind forgot everything else#anyway AJFWIOEREWIORJEIAROWEJSAEIORJWER#IM SCREAMING TACHIHARA WAS SO COOL AND I HATE THAT FUKUCHI IS SO OP WHY#but also like....there's that possibility too right?#can send info to his past self. increase abilities. i bet because plot he could send info to his past self to defeat fyodor or whatever#or maybe not i honestly really dont know#but there IS that distinct convoluted plot possibility so im just gonna throw it out there#anyway what about that episode....tachi and aku and all the vampires...#and the airport arc. THIS MEANS AYA KODA YOU GUYS SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I CARE ABOUT NOW#sorry for smashing all my scattered thoughts into one post again XD#bsd#bsd season 5#bsd s5 spoilers#bsd spoilers#bsd tachihara#bsd fukuchi#bsd musings#spitting nonsense#bsd theories
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fucking hate fighting with people's who's main strategy is straight up lying & screaming & crying until you give up trying to even attempt communicating. just coming up with the most batshit, insane lies they can think of to slander you & they literally just don't fucking stop, like persistence predator shit except they're just doing it to avoid having to take responsibility. what the fuck is going on in that kind of person's brain
#30 years old btw. is how old this person is#screaming & crying on the floor like a toddler is apparently a good strategy to make people believe you#even when the other person is saying ''what are you fucking on about none of that shit happened''#& it doesn't even matter that there is absolutely negative proof it happened they will believe this anyways#because i'm already the family Bad Guy. anything you accuse me of i did it. because there needs to be a Bad Guy#the reason i'm being accused of attempted murder today btw is because i said & i quote:#''instead of throwing my food in the garbage just ask me what it is so i can tell you not to do that''#i should've known better than to try the communication route with people who only know how to DARVO#& also that ''accused of attempted murder'' thing is real. that is currently the version she's settled on#i apparently ''chased her around with a knife & threatened to kill the pets'' which i don't even need to explain how untrue that is#she literally spit on my & threw water on me & threw piss (yes. urine) at me & threatened to smash my computer#& broke a door & told me to kill myself like 8 times & said i'm a scammer & that i'm not really disabled#& then started shitting on me for being a furry?? & when i mentioned that's kind of homophobic & ableist#she started going on about how actually most furries aren't gay so it's not homophobic as if there aren't stats stating otherwise#she's a 3rd grade substitute teacher btw. yes this terrifies me#there is a HUGE reason my sisters went into teaching & that's because i was no longer a child they could abuse
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need to shrink boothill down so i can toss him in my mouth and swish him around like mouthwash
#☁︎ manon's mind#he’ll be squeaky clean when i spit him out#sparkling and whatnot#guys can i be so real right now#i genuinely think#i have thought of this guy everyday since may#like#he has literally nestled his way into a crevice in my brain#and i could not shake him out if i tried
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Making a Spore hard mode species that’s a tardigrade/cat combo and kind of acts like Nibbler from Futurama. Basically like ultimate survivalists that eat everything but are also cute and intentionally play that up to manipulate other species into fighting for them and doing all the heavy lifting.
They live right next to the Eu’phoria who are obsessed with them the way we are with cats. I’m making myself laugh at the different federation races being obsessed with them for completely different reasons.
#Eu’phoria: this is my new pet isn’t he adorable#Toxicore: he just spit acid and ate a car I need one#Vithia: you could use these to survey extreme environments or perhaps for some kind of deep sea mining#the Villipedes would gain respect for them after one guy tried to eat one and died#the Magepie and Risk’aa would put a little hat on them and take pictures and try and make them go viral#the Cervi would probably be the only ones that are like ‘keep those things off our planets’#Spore
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