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guyss...... i hauve a crussh.....
#ahhahahhah#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH#crush#send help#guys he has A BOYFRIEND#WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELFF???!!???!+))??!??#james yapping sessions
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Danny x ra's but their a fresh from a nasty breakup and danny is just going through the breakup motions watch your favourites eat ice cream cry all that jazz but in gotham why?
Because i want the bat's to come across this guy crying on a roof eat ice cream and comforing him trying to get him off the roof and when they ask what his boyfriends name is he juat says ra's fucking al ghul
"It's not fair" he whines "why are tge hot ones always the leaders of some murder cult"
I just want the bat's trying to wrap their head around the fact that this twink was sumhow dating ra's and presumably dumped him because he was the head of a murder cult and HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny has been dating ra's for years thanks to clockwork#he sent him vack in time to do something that took a couple years and during it he met ra's a dated him because well he was lonly#the next time clockwork sent him to a time past that ras should have been old and decrepit but instead he still had his young self#and he was just a bit to hot so danny went duck it o got an imortal boyfriend who's a hippie#but now he finds out hes a murder head guy#come one why's the hot ones always crazy
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🐕 dog dads 🐕
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#kabru of utaya#labru#dogs#and you know they just keep adopting more and more#Kabru pretends to protest but he loves how much Laios loves them all#Kabru has them all trained flawlessly#Laios doesn't even notice because the dogs all just seem to psychically communicate with him#he would also 100% be that guy in the park doing wild frisbee tricks with his dogs#while Kabru's reading a book in the grass with their senior dogs#pidgy drew#artists on tumblr#people come over to chat up Laios - they're flirting with him and he's just obliviously gushing about his dogs#then they ask him out and he's all 'oh! one second! let me see if my boyfriend has any other plans for us first!' lol lol lol
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jim's toxic trait is being too hot for winter clothes (he runs hot and makes it everyone's problem)











#i like to think they go out into the snow and immediately do different things entirely but theyre all having fun#the guys are parallel playing! woo#mcspirk#mcspirk fanart#star trek#star trek fanart#spones#spones fanart#star trek aos#spock#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#jim kirk#i bet jim just has a t-shirt under that jacket and then nothing#drives bones INSANE#hes an industrial heater and defies all attempts by his boyfriends to keep him away from frostbite#dust trek comics#trek fave#btw on the parallel play: spock totally is out there tricordering snowflakes#oh and happy late solstice!!
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very obsessed with the thought of wade coming home and logan sniffing someone else’s scent on his man and switching into jealous boyfriend mode
#i love doggy logan#hes territorial#that’s his man#and if u even lay a finger on him HE WILL BITE#hes also a kitty AND HE WILL SCRATCH TOO#wades so lucky hes got a catboy dogman boyfriend#who will literally tear someone apart for him#im also just a sucker for jealous logan#JEALOUS LOGAN gets me every time#that GUY has such a bad track record with relationships ofc hes gonna be jealous#esp since this is worstie#and worstie hasn’t had love in the LONGEST time#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#worst wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3
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session 1 to session 4
(we got an enemies to lovers dynamic folks)
oscar (he/him) belongs to me and isofka (he/they) belongs to @mynqzo
#oscar#isofka#witchlight#dnd art#dnd romance#my art#i’m going coo coo for them rn guys#you have no idea#i’m gonna draw dumonte next#bc they’re ALL TOGETHER#IM GONNA LOSE IT#oscar has TWO (emotionally unavailable) BOYFRIENDS#(he himself is also emotionally unavailable)
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suggestive monster stuff under the cut

i havent posted art in almost a year and this is what i decide to break the ice with hi
go big or go home amirite
#as u can see#ive been very busy#every day i stray further from gods light#there is no god#there is no light#so i recently read a soul to keep which then inspired me to read ancient magus bride#and i realized i love wolf skull shaped boyfriends 🤷♀️#it is what it is#these guys are my own characters bc i got so inspired that i started writing a thing#then i got inspired to draw a thing#and here we are#uh what do i tag this#lucilla#tenebrarius#he looks scary but hes a sweetheart#i promise#he eats the occasional human (in the food way) but thats not his fault#everyone has flaws#and lucilla has big ears and i wanna squeeze em#monster fucker#teratophillia#terato#monster x human#tags be wild#my art
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the sheer amount of i've-got-bitches-itis shuichi has during drv3 extras is actually making my head spin like

okay you teal haired twink
#bro really has four boyfriends and thought we wouldnt notice#i refuse to count tsumugi as a “romance” because that involves an incest kink on her side#which is horrendously disgusting#so its kaede. kiibo. kaito. kokichi. and rantaro.#i think he likes people with k names guys#also all of these romances are fucking dead but we dont talk about that#poor kokichi and kaede had a crush on him and got crushed I MEAN#anyway yeah saiouma shipper ✋#danganronpa#drv3#danganronpa v3#shuichi saihara#kaede akamatsu#tsumugi shirogane#kiibo#kaito momota#kokichi ouma#rantaro amami#i guess i need to do ship tags too ugh#saimatsu#saiibo#saimota#saiouma#amasai#i refuse to tag saigane
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drunk alhaitham who yaps about the improvements the sumeru education system should make & kaveh, also drunk, attentively listening- the literal most beautiful man in whole of sumeru, with sparkly red eyes, messy blond hair, and a soft blush across his cheeks, with his full attention on the autistic scribe. flustering alhaitham to the point he stops mid sentence, averting his eyes, "oh fuck."
#THE GAYS#guys literally alhaitham would be drunk#with no filter#and that would make room in his mind to focus on how fucking drop dead gorgeous kaveh is#i should write this#alhaitham x kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#genshin impact#drabble#fluff#they're adorable drunks#your honor#also no im not writing alhaitham here as if he got turned on but just flustered by the sheer beauty this man has#how fucking dropdead beautiful kaveh is#i am alhaitham alhaitham is me#kaveh is AAAAAAH#alhaitham 1 minute flat of silence later: you're so pretty#another; alhaitham remembering this is his boyfriend and putting a hand over his mouth in shock as he recalls#shaky pupils as he realizes he could just kiss him rn#like he could do that#no one would stop him#enter alhaitham panicking#kaveh smiles as he observes his bf just being quiet#alhaitham sees him smile AND LOSES IT COMPLETELY#A BLUSHING MESS INTERNALLY SCREAMING
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You ever think about how Mihawk definitely does not hear his name alot?
Like there are probably only 2 people in the entire world that consistently refer to him by name. To the rest of the world he’s just an epithet. He might as well have no real name for as little as he hears it.
He’ll hear it at introductions always preface by his epithet, he’ll see it in the bounty posters and notice it in the history books. But barely anyone will ever calm him that. Just a pink headed ghost girl and the red headed half of the most complicated situationship panning 20 years.
You ever think about how Shanks probably has a thousand and one nicknames for Mihawk he cycles through at a whim but maybe Mihawk’s favorite will always be the soft way in which Shanks calls out his given name like that’s all there is too it like there’s a Mihawk that exists all on its own. No matter the situation Shanks calls him Mihawk and he has his full attention
#man has no friends other than his boyfriends and kids. claims to be etremely happy. more at six#been listening to First time by Hozier and that is so them honestly#you ever think about how pink is a kinda a lighter shade of red and green is a complimentary color to red#because I just did#this works for zoro and Luffy red and green they are literally complimentary colors they compliment each other#but the fact that mihawk also got pink and green as his familiar counterparts two colors associated with red is kinda crazy not gonna lie#it also probably doesn’t mean anything but it tickles my brain#also the only reason Zoro isn’t counted is because he’s a rude troll who I don’t think has refers to Mihawk by anything other than that guy#so when push comes to shove and he actually has to adress him he probably calls him hawk eyes#Perona I don’t think I’ve ever heard her say it but I can’t imagine her calling him anything else when it’s not an insult#but yeah First Time by hozier fucking with my head might fuck around do a lyric association post 👀#throwing thoughts to the void#mishanks#I’ll never not be obsessed with them#one piece#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#akagami no shanks#op#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#goth fam#goth family#one piece goth family#roronoa zoro#perona one piece#Perona#ghost princess perona#mihawk x shanks
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charlie bushnell 😻
#here he goes again#he’s literally my boyfriend sorry guys#faye spills her guts!#luke castellan#i need charlie bushnell in ways no one has ever heard of#charlie bushnell#pjo#percy jackson tv series#luke castellan x reader#luke’s cabin
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Part 3???
Remus: We've lost the plot, haven't we.
James: I'm very much on top of the plot.
Remus: We're in the library spying on our boyfriends.
James: It's not spying. We're making sure they're safe.
Remus: From who? The Ravenclaw quidditch captain?
James: You're free to leave.
Remus: As if I'm going to let that homewrecker anywhere near Sirius.
James: Good, because there's Benjy Fenwick, and he's headed straight for their table. Wait, where'd Reggie go-
Regulus: Have you both lost your minds? Spying, really?
Remus, startled but quickly refocusing: Not on you, on that harlot.
Regulus: Wow, Remus, I didn't think you thought of my brother that way but I suppose you're not entirely wrong.
James, shaking his head mournfully: And to think I gave you my blessing to date my best friend.
Remus: Obviously, I don't mean Sirius! And are you just going to throw me under the bus, Prongs?
James: Well there's no sense in both of us being in the dog house, is there?
#and benjy still has no idea that he's#benjy fenwick public enemy number 1#that's a recurring tag on my blog now#it makes me laugh because benjy's just a friendly guy#he has no plans to go after either brother#and the brothers are very happy with their boyfriends#except when they do things like this#james potter#remus lupin#you're both in trouble#regulus black#sirius black#black brothers#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards from the 70s#incorrect marauders quotes#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#wolfstar#benjy fenwick
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cw: smut / a/b/o dynamics / cisfem!reader
contrary to popular, old-fashioned belief, alphas and omegas can be friends.
long gone are those times of wilful ignorance, the use of nature as an excuse for shitty behaviour —well, i'm an alpha, see, so i really can't help trying to shove my hand up your skirt, so—
most people are chill nowadays, you like to think — like to being the key phrase. sure, you get the occasional tradomega trying to tell you that you need to dive into your divine feminine and serve your alpha as god intended — and you've definitely been on the receiving side of some ticking biological clock rhetoric, for sure, by snot-nosed alphas with not even a single yen to their name — but it is what it is.
all of this to say that: when sero hanta is guts deep in you, it's completely platonic. completely. cute. casual. nowadays, no hair-brained ideas of marriage or monogamy or commitment accompany your coupling — it’s animal instinct, dirty and intense and slick and hot, scratching a biological itch, and that’s it.
you really lucked out on your choice of partner, too. sero’s an alpha, yes, but not in the derogatory sense. he doesn't get pissed when he smells other alphas on you, like a territorial dog; doesn't tell you that you should be settled down, already, with a household of pups to manage at 25 years of age; doesn't push and prod when you work long hours and devote most of your time to your career. he's funny, and goofy, and tall, and lean, and — and, well, his hair is floppy and inky black, and when he's hunched over you, sweat dripping onto your collarbone from his pointed nose, his cheeks flush the cutest shade of pink…
ahem. anyways.
while there are many omegas that are no doubt stronger than you when it comes to heats, forgoing human contact in favour of 700-odd pounds of silicone, you're part of the large majority that would rather shack up with somebody real. you're not knocking it, of course! your sock drawer is testament to the fact that you love your silicone, really, but there's just something about a person. all heat and skin-to-skin, sticky and nasty in a way that leaves you more satisfied than anything else.
and sero — with his kind eyes and goofy smile (and skintight hero suit) — is not only more than willing to help you through your heats, but have you enjoy them. not an easy feat when your insides are tying themselves up in knots between orgasms, but by god does he do it. something about his hips... something about the way he bows his head to your shoulder, grinding long and slow into you, hips pressed flush to hips. his lips brushing against your skin when he groans, his fingers tangling in your hair to pull your head back. you're not sure if you should be jealous of his obvious sexual experience, or just grateful that you get to be on the receiving end of it.
there is, of course, the obvious romantic connotations of it all. you’re not stupid enough to completely ignore it; after all, heats are these romanticised, coming-of-age-esque happenings, the plot of most early 2000 rom-coms and bad pornos. cute omega roommate forgets her suppressants and goes into heat! real alpha-omega love-making guaranteed!
but its not like that, because hanta is hanta and you are you. you’re like sharkboy and lavagirl. or fireboy and watergirl. whichever pairing fits the dynamic better — you’ve always been the hothead between you two.
“that’s a really shitty idea,” a friend warns you. she’d caught you with your scarf undone, baring the hickies that hanta had left on you to the world — an embarrassing result of the occasional non-heat trysts you’d find yourself caught up in. you couldn’t even blame the heat hormones for the way you’d almost mauled him, but a girl simply has needs! “i’m telling you, casual heat sex never works. trust me.”
but it works for you and hanta, right? because no matter how much you fight, how much you disagree, how much you chastise him for putting himself directly in the line of fire — on live tv, no less! — it all melts away in a pile of blankets and pillows. no matter how deep his cock drives in you, no matter how his teeth scrape your scent glands and have your toes curling against his back, it all ends up the same — slumped in front of the tv, lazily lounging on your phone while he boots up his nintendo 64 to kick ganondorf’s ass for the billionth time.
(and it doesn’t matter that sero isn’t seeing anyone else — it doesn’t matter that he’s deleted his dating apps, or that you keep the pillow he sleeps on when he comes over so that you can scent it when he’s gone. it doesn’t matter that he reminds you to take your anxiety meds — you know, omegas are 44% more likely to have GAD than the average person? — or that he remembers how you take your tea, coffee, and pho. these are things you’d do with any friend, of course.)
it’s cute. casual. not at all romantic, so surely you shouldn’t think twice about leaving a toothbrush at his place. and what harm could a set of pyjamas do? and you could always do with an extra pair of socks, and your skincare, and perhaps an extra phone charger…?
#sero waiting for u to figure out youve been dating for like 6 months: 🧍#anyways. hes just so boyfriend#the kind of guy that eats u out and has u cummin on his tongue and then asks if u wanna play mario kart#LORDDDD#sero hanta x reader#sero x reader#mha x reader#cw: nsft#cw: a/b/o#a/b/o dynamics#a/b/o#abo#sero hanta x you#mha smut#sero hanta smut#anime smut#anime x you#anime x reader
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you. youuuuuuuu. ineed to eat your fantasy wato imdying im dyign im fyign im dyigntbrirvf9ebd
hiii !! i have more witch merchant wato for you :3c and some watobu because i'm definitely making them kiss in this au /silly
#☆ inbox .#☆ mutuals .#☆ my art .#giggling im so so so so happy people are liking them becuase like i said im so insane about this au rn#you guys dont understand#this au is just rotating in my mind rn#wato1876#wemmbu#watobu#mcytshipping#i think wato said he has long hair and im obsessed with it now#shes so pretty#wato and their unhinged harpy boyfriend who broke into their house to steal from her with his best friend#relationship goals lowkey
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Cullen: *trying to distract Ras Al Ghul for his sister who he just found out was Blue Bird* Why do you worship Lazarus anyway? What does it give you?!
Ras Al Ghul: It gives me endless life and eternal youth.
Cullen: But I bet it can't give me a boyfriend.
*Lazarus green portal opens up in the sky and shoots a guy down at Cullen feet*
Ras:
Cullen:
Nightwing:
Bluebird:
Robin:
Cullen: Dibs
Robin: That is a demon. A pit demon.
Cullen: and I called dibs
Phantom: ????
Phantom: I know a place if you like burgers
#dp x dc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#danny phantom#danny fenton#batman#cullen row#cullen row x danny fenton#do they have a ship name yet?#i know nothing about cullens comic charecter other than he:#1 has a crush on tim#2 has low self esteem#3 seems kinda desperate for a boyfriend#somebody help this guy#with the self esteem issue if nothing else#the bats are gonna lose it if danny just disappears with Cullen#which he totally would#maybe he gets Phantom to fight Ras too#bad news#cullen is now seen as a possible Lazarus saint or something idk and the loa wants him bad
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I had a shrink appointment today and while I could not see it I knew my doc was going through the five stages of grief while I explained my fool proof strategy for doing my t shots despite a crippling fear of needles: By abusing my vastly more crippling fear of being an inconvenience.
My mother and I play phasmophobia together every week. she usually has a pretty limited time to do this bc she's like. a doctor and a college professor whos always busy. So I asked her to just. hold me to doing them. We don't start playing until the shot is done. so my needle fear doesn't matter because now it's Wasting™ her time and I have to do it quick. Using one neurosis to defeat another.
It's a horrible coping mechanism because it's feeding the inconvenience fear, but it is definitionally a coping mechanism.
#im a 'has a panic attack during every injection or iv theyve ever gotten' type of scared of needles#no it genuinely has nothing to do with pain the needle itself is the fear not the using of it#like i told this story before but i have these sewing pins with lil bow ties on them and i had to get my dad to take all the blue ones out#because they were triggering the same part of my brain iv needles do#just the sight of them with the rest of my cute sewing pins was a problem#And the fear of being an inconvenience is so bad i cant eat around people or be in crowded spaces or talk at get togethers#without being paralyzed by fear of Being In The Way. its so bad ive been avoiding using my power chair bc it makes me take up#slightly more space than i would just standing. and i never took my manual out and about because i moved too slowly in it#and i dont take my crutches on planes despite using them everyday bc they cant fold up like my cane can and so are In The Way#one of the big reasons i dont use the chairs in stores is they have back up alarms. and i hate making noises in public#Yes this is part of the reason i want a Rottweiler for my service dog because i want people to look at the doggie Not Me.#I like people! i like being friendly and talking and making little connections with strangers!!! But i cant be the one to initiate or#be In The Way of a peaceful moment#dont look at me#this is also a big issue i have with making friends or changing the nature of a relationship because like. im autistic#I have Rules for social interactions memorized that i will follow. but moving people from one category to another#is difficult. It is too the point i had problems for litteral years talking to my boyfriend as though#he was a person i knew well and cared deeply for because i kept using the 'rando guy im flirting with on the Internet' script#I have commissioners i want to be friendlier with but my brain says No Stop that is an Impolite and Overly informal way to talk to#a customer™ despite them not being customers when they arnt in the commission process#im like thise huskies who are scared of carpet because its Different than the floor they're currently standing on#its Too different:(#and to be clear i am Completely aware of how none of this makes logical sense and is in fact deeply self destructive#That does not fix it. it is so ingrained in my head that im certain i could convince my brain to let me bite off my own fingers#before i could convince it to let me talk to someone at a help desk or ask my order be corrected at a restaurant
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