#gun wizard

[crippledgiraff]

WHO SAYS I'M OUT OF SPELL SLOTS!? New sticker, printed on crushed glitter vinyl, art by @diceyjune Multiclass into Artificer today!

[peco5bi11]

oh god, it's him. i thought /k/ was just messing with me but he's real!

It's Gundalf.

Gun Wizard Commission!

[saltyfinalboss]

here are some wizard(-y) characters that i really love and have been meaning to show some love for!!

if you recognise all of them, i tip my wizard hat to you 🧙‍♂️

[sibyllemathilde]

Haley Wood

[fire-bay]

My lil wizard from Wizard with a Gun

[paper-mario-wiki]

here is an anti-joke comedy sketch that feels like it's going to set up to make fun of a bunch of cringe nerds, but then the entire sketch is them getting along and enjoying each others company in a way that is genuine and heartwarming.

[24bughours]

*thinks about d&d AUs* *thinks about d&d AUs* *thinks about d&d AUs* *thinks abou

I totally have a d&d brainworm rn because i'm starting up a new campaign as DM. gonna put a stanford inspired npc in probably because making ocs hard

[wearemercs]

This is the most powerful wizard staff by Hamid Shah

[gollygeewhizard]

casting "5 shotgun pellets" using my double barrel shotgun staff as a ward against trespassers on my lawn

why do wizards all use simple wood staffs?

I personally use a bayoneted rifle for a weapon and an effective spell casting object

usually the spell is bullet

[misteria247]

Can you imagine how Ford would react if something happened to Stan? Like someone attacks him or an anomaly manages to get a hit in, and Ford he hears Stan let out a pained noise and he whirls around just in time to see his twin going down. Hurt. And Ford he just sees this and immediately it's just an all consuming rage. I'm talking he's seeing red, that's how furious he is. Because how dare they put their hands on Stanley?? How dare they hurt his twin??? Just how dare they, how dare they?!?!? And Stanford just goes apeshit.

[clickerflight]

and then because i’m a softie at my core. pls some caretaking for poor gun wizard…./

AHHHHH He's not free yet, but his chimerat familiar (kudos to my friend @dragonfangart on Cara or tumblr for the design) managed to sneak in. While the familiar can't free him, he can provide some comfort and did manage to sneak in a rag soaked in healing potions.

Send asks to continue Torrin's interrogation! Osian still needs that information about guard patterns after all.

If you want to be on the tag list or have a name idea for the chimerat familiar, let me know either in the comments or reblogs or smoke signals or whatever.

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[crippledgiraff]

Got a Big Restock of some of our most popular stickers in! Get 'em before they're gone again!

crippledgiraffdecals.etsy.com

Designs by @kabewski and @diceyjune

[shiftythrifting]

Submission from ImTooTiredForThis

[bethanythebogwitch]

Wizard: I have slain the chimera that was ravaging your lands.

Townsfolk: how did you do it? Did you conjure forth the powers of fire and lightning? Transport it to another plane? Summon demons to wear it apart?

Wizard: Nay. I shot it. With a gun. Until it stopped moving. Then I shot it some more for good measure

Wizard who uses mundane solutions as often as possible because magic is much more likely to go disastrously wrong than something mundane.

Wizard: I shall may my way to your tower posthaste.

Colleague: how shall you arrive? Flying carpet? Teleportation?

Wizard: and risk the aetheric winds throwing me off mid flight or re-materializing inside out? Nay. I shall walk.

Colleague: that will take too long. At least use a planar shortcut.

Wizard: Nay, if I but place one rune out of order I may be dropped into the outer darkness or rest asunder by the horrors of the astral realm. I shall walk.

Colleague: but it's so slow

Wizard: I shall smell the wildflowers along the way

[waterdroid]

"Always watching the ball, missing the cups. I'm never gonna kill you, Zan. You're too easy to outplay."

[lithpin]

Play my wizard game boy