#gumball x hot dog guy

[yahtzee-pardy]

[grabowskibeepboop]

What if Penny's ace, Gumball's a little poly, Hot Dog is gay and Gumball is dating the both of them? And they're okay with it? Gumball is like, yeah I kinda have to date this bloke otherwise we both would die of embarrassment. Also he's hopelessly in love with me and would die anyway if I didn't kiss him once a while. And then there's Penny, his highschool sweetheart, his wife, the mother of his children, who most of the time doesn't want to deal with any of his shi, but she loves him dearly. Penny and Hot Dog are kind of like business partners or smth, they work together when Gumball gets in trouble, otherwise they just exist in the same vacinity or smth. When they get asked about Gumball's relationship, Gumball just says he's dating a couple of hotties, Anais explains the whole situation that ends in the listener losing interest and Darwin tries to avoid the subject, but ends up just saying it's complicated. Penny and Hot dog usually end up on the same conclusion too. The world isn't ready for what they have.

[sampanyalilokum]

THEY ARE BOYFRIENDS IDC!

[dax-enfinity]

out of boredom I made a gumdog playlist

[a-pureevil]

Hot Dog Guy wanted to kiss Gumball

[serpentartist]

Unfinished yet.

[bee-birb]

compiled my thoughts whilst watching sonic prime s3, shes a doozy

WATCHING IT

he ate shit again :3

AHHHH THEY HELD HANDS (for half a second to propel forward) BUT STILL

shadow COUGHING??? he can get HURT??? nah he just fell

HE ATE SHIT AGAIN I LOVE THIS SONIC

🎶there goes hawaii, there-ere goes hawaii🎵 🎵there goes hawaii, the island is gone🎶

THE FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY IS GORGEOUS

THE LITTLE DETAILS AHHHH LIKE TEHIR EYES MOVING AND EARS AND SHADOWS CHEST FUR MOVES WHEN HE BREATHES AHHHH SO GOOD

BIRDIE GO BRRRR

times sonic has eaten shit this season: 4

nine: “i hate chili dogs!” sonic: dramatic and wounded gasp

I need to get this off my chest why does sonic slap his ass as a taunt ive seen it in prime and ive seen in in x, this is a recurring theme and i am wtfing at it, why does sonic have a thing for smackin his ass as a taunt? idk but its fuckin hilarious, your ass is not that juicy it is not tempting, save the ass slapping for the bedroom you blue gumball son of a bitch, Sonic you have flat ass syndrome stop

DYING ONE OF THE BIGS JUST GOT SPINDASHED AND LOST HIS MEMORY AND STARTED TALKING BRITISH THIS WAS NEVER RESOLVED WHAT THE FUCK, DAMNIT NOW I HAVE TO HATE PIRATE BIG CUZ HES FUCKIN BRITISH

GIANT BIG HAHAHAHAHA GIANT BIG ROBOT SOBS HES JUST A GUY HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE MADE A ROBOT DOUBLE WHO SHITS FROGGIE NUKES

where the FUCK is sonics boyfriend you cant hide in the crater the entire climax battle dumbass getchyo gay striped glutes out here and save you bf

bro got hit with a bomb and SURVIVED

SCREAMS AT THE GAY IDIOTS IN THE CREVICE DOING GAY SHIT LIKE SMASHING EACH OTHER GAYYYY

LMAO SHADOW ACTUALLY SMILED, granted, he was talking about “smashing hordes of sonics” (probably about destroying them but it was offcamera so we’ll never know) IT WAS SO CUTE

i also need 4 rocks, 80 ft of vine, and a time machine

times sonic has eaten shit this season: 6

the gang is not impressed by sonics bf

there goes hawaii, there-there goes hawaii, there goes hawaii, the island is gone pt 2

gonna draw this stupidhead 🫶

THE LIL NODS I AM SCREAMING

me when 6 identical copies of me attack my boyfriend (its kinda hot)

"AAAAAHHAAAHHAAAA! aaaahhhaaaahhh! splat."

YUHHH STEP ON YOUR BOYFRIEND AGAIN thats like what the 4th time???

renegade knux makes the best faces ngl like his expressions are top tier

shadow has not been onscreen in 10 minutes give me more of the edgy swifty, THE KING HAS RETURNED

SHADOW NODDING WHEN SONIC SACRIFICES HIMSELF HE KNOWS AHHHHH THE FUCKING NODS I AM SCREAMING THEY ARE COMMUNICATING WITHOUT WORDS LOSING MY MARBLES GOING KOOKY SCREAMING

OMGOMGOMG WHEN SONIC IS SAYING HOW HES GONNA SACRIFICE HIMSELF AND HE SAYS "If I do this" AND SHADOWS FISTS TIGHTEN HE CARES IM NOT CRAZY BUT IM SURE NOT NORMAL

CRYING he still has a smile as hes going to fucking DIE AHHHHH SCREAMING

ahhh the gateways are the shape of the shards

HE FUCKING SMILES AS HES ABOUT TO GET THE LIFE SUCKED OUT OF HIM HIS LITERAL GLUE HOLDING HIS ATOMS TOGETHER WILL BE SLURPED LIKE SPAGHETTI THROUGH A STRAW AND THIS INSUFFERABLE SELF SACRIFICING IDIOT IS SMILING IM GOING TO COMMIT SEVERAL WAR CRIMES

HIS FISTS TIGHTEN AGAIN WHEN THE MACHINE TURNS ON IM LOSING MY GRIP ON REALITY

AHHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING DROOP THE REACH SCREAMS IN AGONY THE HOPE IN HIS EYES AND HOW HE REACHES UP TO HELP- HE DROPS IT HIS EARS DROOP HES SAD AND LOSES LIGHT AND HIS EYES OH HIS EYES SPEAK MULTITUDES

old man soccer

HE STAYS BEHIND WHILE THE RESISTANCE FIGHTS THE CC SO HE CAN MAKE SURE SONIC DOESNT EAT SHIT WHILE HES BREAKING APART AT THE SEAMS

gay ass hand on hip side lean, fucking queer

OMGGGGG RUSTY KEPT THE GRIM ROSE HAMMER CACKLES SHE WILL BECOME AN EVEN BETTER WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION

HIS FISTSSSSS THEY CLENCH WHEN SONIC IS LIKE DYING ON THE SHIPPPP

hA the sisters rose are FAILING now his bf gets to save his blue gumball ass

HE LOOKS SO SAD WHEN SONIC FAINTS GEDGIYFVJITWSGHIFE

BRO IS FUCKING TRANSPARENT SIR WHO GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO BE SO LOW OPACITY YOUR ATOMS ARE SLINGING AWAY FROM YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS FASTER THAN IF YOU WERE RADON YOU SELF DESTRUCTIVE IMBECILE

THE FUCKING NODS I CANTTTTTT

SONIC SMILES HES SO HAPPY TO SEE SHADS ON THE PRISM

lol rock gone get rekt eggbreath

HE DOES LITTKE EAR WIGGLES AHHH SO CUTE

you have 13 seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life, i hope you both die.

SCREAMS IT IS BEAUTIFUL EXCELLENT ENDING 10/10 WHERE THE FUCK DID SHADOW GO WITH THE THING IDC ITS BEAUTIFUL CRYING WHERES MY FANFIC

[freeharmonynightmare]

ROTTMNT x EVER AFTER HIGH

(Incorrect quotes)

Raph: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Briar?

Briar: No

Cupid: I do!

Raph: I know Cupid

Cupid: I'm sad

Raph: I know Cupid

...

Apple: Questions for guys: part 1, do you like tall girls or short girls?

Leo: Men

...

Cerise: ...

Donnie: *sneezes*

Cerise: *runs away*

April: Nice Donnie!

Donnie: I sneezed! Oh i'm not allowed to sneeze!?

...

Leo: Don't argue with me!

Maddie: But your wrong!

Leo: Don't argue with me!

Maddie: But! Your! Wrong!

Leo: That's why your the slowest in your class!

Maddie: That's why you don't have a girlfriend!

Everyone: .....

Leo: I'm about to end your whole career, You know Santa Claus isn't real right?

Maddie: ....What?...

Leo: Yeah, Right, Excactly

Maddie: What!?

Casey jr: Why would you say that!?

Leo: Nah because she had that coming!

Maddie: Raven! Raven!

Casey jr: Why would you say that!?

Leo: Because she had that coming- No don't call Raven! No!

...

Donnie: Faybelle has 19 bottles of dish soap and she gives Briar-

Mikey: Wait why does Faybelle have so many soaps?

Faybelle: MIND YOUR BUSINESS MIKEY!!!

...

Raven: So i just woke up, and i found this laying on my chest

Sunita: Ew! A dead lizard?

Raven: It's dead now

...

Donnie: About Lizzie...

Raph: Yeah?

Donnie: Look, don't take this the wrong way but...

Mikey: She scares me

Raph: Lizzie scares you?

Briar: She scares everybody!

Lizzie: I AM GONNA KILL HIM!!!

Leo: Uhm...

Raph: What happened?

Lizzie: Leo sat on my new scissors!

Raven: Ok, ok, calm down

Lizzie: I'M NOT GONNA CALM DOWN! THE'RE BENT! THEY'VE LOST THEIR SCISS! *throws scissors*

Everyone: .....

Raph: You kids have fun *Kisses Lizzie's cheek*

Lizzie: *blushes a bit*

...

Briar: Ok if i gave you two cheeseburger's and i gave one of your's to Faybelle how much cheeseburger's would you have then?

Leo: Get your crusty ass hands off my food!

...

Apple: Call it what you will, Fate? Destiny?

Cassandra: A horse?

...

Leo: *shoots ceiling*

Ashlynn: *flinches* This is why Splinter doesn't fucking love you!

Leo: *laughs*

...

Maddie: Raph I think there's a monster under my bed

Raph: Maddie there is no such thing as-

Mrs Cuddles: Just wittle ol' me!

Raph: Ok! We're moving!

...

Farrah: What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Leo: Well i was hoping i could be your boyfriend

Farrah: Aww! Well then i hope that i could be... Dead

...

April: I'm thinking about selling my dog

Briar: Why?

April: I don't know, He's always chewing up my homework and eats my newborns

Briar: That's just a phase

April: Maybe

...

Kraang: *At Raven and Leo* You have 13 seconds before the island fucking explodes you Hot Topic wannabe and you Blue Gumball son of a bitch, You have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die

Leo: Hot Topic!?

Raven: No! My secret!

(More coming soon!)

The End, It's just the beggining

[tamivow]

hiiii hi guys

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I miss 'em

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[questionedturkey]

I didn’t wake up today thinking I was gonna ship a cat and a hot dog but here we are

[sampanyalilokum]

look i can’t draw digitally for shit i still got some sketching skills left from high school so here is my two awkward boys. gumball and hot dog guy.

[dax-enfinity]

I’m surprised there are barely any gumdog fics on ao3 yet there are so many on wattpad (which most are in Spanish but still)

[a-pureevil]

There is no avoiding the inevitable

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