Excerpt from interview with three members of Red Flare District, Inkopolis News Network; 4 April 122023:
Q: Let's... uh, talk a little bit about this latest single of yours, Alma Mat 'Er; Barely Knew 'Er. Considering you are — or at least two of you present are — alumni of Inkbl-
Deryn (she/her, presumed), bassist: [incoherent]
Q: Pardon?
St. Tuna Piano (he/him), frontman & drummer: Didya bring 'er meds, Hiddock?
Hiddock (he/him), guitarist: Forgot.
Q: What inspired you to revisit your alma mater for inspiration?
Hiddock: Got another call from the haunted payphone.
St. Tuna Piano: No, i'was all that gnarly flood damage from that salmonid meet 'n greet last month! I mean, w're no stranger to writin' songs 'bout floods n'all, but the acoustics in those damaged classrooms are [expletive] wild, man.
Q: It doesn't seem to reflect much in the track itself.
Hiddock: Because those acoustics sucked so we left.
Deryn: [incoherent]
Q: Is she alright?
St. Tuna Piano: Oh yeah, Petr [referring instead to the band's absent vocalist, who reportedly "exploded"] is recoverin' just fine. Inkfish, man. All was left was a likkle green globule and now 'e'll be out next month!
Hurdock: It's suspicious, is what it is.
Deryn: [incoherent]