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lamortwrites · 3 months ago

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God I wish tumblr had a better blocking system

#ash.txt #did you know I'd almost clawed myself up out of the hole #but guess what #guess fucking what!#I have poor impulse control and if you show me something I know will actively harm me #I'll still click on it anyway!!!#I hate it here #I HATE it here.#I was almost doing well enough to trick myself into thinking I was doing well #lol #here we are again ig!#I am nothing but a crab and my brain is made up of bigger and stronger crabs and trying again is SO fucking exhausting like what's the point #what is EVEN the point #if it's always gonna end the same way what's the point in even starting. you know.

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tuttle-did-it · 4 months ago

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

#Fuck your Rowling #Fuck terfs #David Tennant #Fuck Harry Potter #And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show #little whinging fuckers #gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR #maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR #if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge #But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment #He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR #he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you #which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe #says a lot #described

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incredubious · 4 months ago

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MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

#acesan #one piece #portgas d ace #sanji #monkey d luffy #comic #ive been meaning to make this comic for like a year Btw. and it got stunted for 6 months cuz I couldn't get past a part that was like #Slightly too ooc for my liking without fuckin up the whole thing even tho its already stupid as is ANYWAY. SOLVED IT OBVIOUSLY so yaaay #i spent so long on it and it still had mistakes. but gues what I Fucking Ball #also initially posting this on twitter was such a headache because the alt text limit is so Small so i was like ok Fuck My Life i guess #anyway. blow s a kiss to the crowd. Enjoy my insanity

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blorbologist · 29 days ago

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Misc Chateau Shorthalt screengrabs because OH man, look at how happy they all are!!!!!

#tumblr fucking hated me putting this together idk why #its done with my tlovm bullshit KNTKRNHTRNHN #ok guess it's time to get some sleep then #man. this romp full of joy and references is just what i needed this week. and you can tell the animators had fun #tlovm spoilers #cr spoilers #critical role #tlovm #the legend of vox machina #tlovm s3 #tlovm liveblog #vox machina #allura v

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beemovieerotica · 1 year ago

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HELLO?

#nsft #dubcon cw i guess???#what the fuck is happening asfjsjdh

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xrd · 2 years ago

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Oh before I forget it exists again I need everyone to see this r/whowouldwin post

#03 #sorry someone left a fucking bizzare comment on this so guess whats getting locked for the time being

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the-lonelyshepherd · 7 months ago

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literally how is it fucking real

#i can’t breathe #gharial #why the hell #how #like how #someone answer me #the nose?? the posture??#i don’t get it #biology #shep speaks #i guess #like what the fuck #crocodilian #500

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thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup · 6 months ago

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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

#dunmeshi #really cool art i thought up #kabru of utaya #mithrun #dunmeshi spoilers #<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning #labru #<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life #i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny #also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.

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problemnyatic · 4 months ago

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executive dysfunction really is a complete fucking nightmare. all the decisions you could make, but you won't. All the things you know you should do, you want to do, but you won't. Yeah yeah we all know it's a symptom but it feels and looks like just.... deciding not to be responsible.

It's easier not to, so i guess I just won't. I promise it's not laziness, I swear. It's not me just giving up on things that affect more than just me, I swear. Maybe if I say it enough I could hope to believe it myself.

#I need to make dinner but only decisions that lead me in the other direction are capable of having any strength #I can step back but pushing forward is completely useless #fuck me I guess. I'll just hate myself because what other choice have I been given here #problemnyatic vents #problemnyatic thoughts

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pollyanna-nana · 7 months ago

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“Actually Falin’s not fat-“ wrong. I spoke to Marcille last night and she told me herself how much she loves sucking on her gf’s fat tummy. Also 12d6 fireball damage

#polly speaks #tw suggestive #I guess #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #as a fat person let me fucking have this. she’s fat in my heart and that’s what matters

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nicktoonsunite · 5 months ago

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Given how Miracle City is, wouldn't Manny look at the hero/villain dynamic, age difference, and similar powers, and just assume that Vlad is Danny's dad. The longer until Manny asks about it, the funnier it'd get.

HE WOULD. It's also funnier considering that's the most devastating thing you could say to Danny I think. Like if it wasn't Manny who's saying it he would've been so offended he'd launch him into space

The topic was never brought up at all (Vlad isn't an active threat nowadays and Manny only knew him because of past recollections from Danny and the others) so I can imagine Manny just sat with that assumption until one day he gets to visit Danny's parents' house and makes some offhand remark about his dad. Danny gets confused and asks what he means

Manny says smth like "are we supposed to be careful around him or is he retired now"

Danny: who do you think my dad is

Manny: is Vlad not your dad?

Danny:

#asks #dewdles #tigerghost #i guess #anon #danny (internally): WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT !!!!!!!!!!!#what he says out loud: no he is not my father. dont be silly :)

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point