#gross ewww

[zxro-404]

Not screaming bc they're a zombie... screaming because they're GAY!!!!

[chiiroptereh]

Edit: thanks for all the notes, guys! I made some edits so that this is easier to read. If you like Bill and spec bio vibes, here's another one I made of some possible psychological instincts a Euclidean might possess. Lots of love :Dc

A study into 90% of Bill's organs

I went so overboard omg but I wanted to try underpainting :Dc See if you can guess what color was the base for each of em! Reasoning for design choices beneath the cut.

Teeth are retractable so as to not puncture the eye when not in use

Lashes are retractable because I couldn't figure out what else to do with them LOL they're pretty thick whiskers and so he'd have some trouble if they stayed in the way, but having them fully retracted would, I imagine, risk them getting stuck or the pores plugging with oil/dirt

Whether or not his tongue is forked varies in canon, just as his blood color does, so I just chose the ones I prefer! I do really like it when people give him blue blood but I think in subtler hues it can make him look a lil nauseous so it's easier for me to work with red

He cleans himself with his tongue because he's a gross little beast and can't just take a shower or something. Ok but really I just thought it was cute what are you a cop leave me alone

Every villain needs to be able to have claws it's like a rule somewhere I think

The second set of eyelids serve to protect the optic nerve but are mainly something I added partially for emoting purposes and partially because of how many times the animators do this thing where his lashes don't follow his lids and it drives me less insane to have a hc about it

[superbellsubways]

computer application yuri blast ☄️

[comvi]

me when my horrid messengers all parallel each-other

[mrmistakemakeroywg]

How i feel anytime i see Lord dominator shipped with a man / wander 🤢 |

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(editing these little brackets in to try and avoid people being jumpscared again )

(TW: Wander x dominator images ) /VERYNEGATIVE /ewww EWW EWW

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE HELPPP GET ME OUT OF HEREE HELPPP

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[cromulentreader]

Unlike the whole High Court after the Coronation, I was thinking about Valerian the other day. His interactions with Jude escalated more into violence but they were somewhat similar to Cardan's: hair-pulling, name-calling, generally getting in her physical space, etc. Hell, they threw the girl into the river together. Quite frankly, in Jude's inner monologue in the first part of TCP, they sound very similar, with one being much prettier - guess who am I speaking of. Hint: they have really long fingers. However, Jude reacted differently to their "teasing" (trying not to swear on this one). With Valerian, she mostly ignored him and hoped he would go away, following Taryn's terrible advice. She's even trying to de-escalate when he tries to murder her in her bedroom. But when Cardan did it, she reacted to it as if interacting with Cardan was her new purpose in life. Even when both Valerian and Cardan did it. They both kicked dirt on her food and threw her in the river, yet Jude's eyes were on Cardan the whole time. She basically argued with Cardan and ignored Valerian whenever he spoke.

Now, from Jude's mind, this sounds like it's motivated by hierarchy (both in Elfhame and in their friend's group), as we don't know much about Valerian except that he's part of the Gentry. But I wonder if part of his escalation was that he could see the toxic obsession going on between those two and he hated it.

[toovaeloe]

Hard truth: Gojo thinks burp jokes are funny and no matter how much he loves you, you are NOT🚫 free or safe💔

you’re out and about with Satoru and he drinks a soda or just feels a nasty large burp coming on, he’ll belch a huge one. Burps LOUD— secure small objects to your person before they get blown away burps. You’ll be horrified and disgusted, and everyone around you will be too

And then he starts elbowing or lightly shaking your shoulder, other hand cupped over his mouth and he’s quiet but purposely loud enough for those in your vicinity to hear,

“Oh my goood, babe, ewwwwuhh…you can’t just do that…” Looking over side to side like he’s embarrassed to be seen with you.

Or he’ll suddenly get really stone faced and be like, “no, come here.” waving you in close to whisper something and then rips a huge “bRRRUUUUUaaPP” burp in your ear, tears in his eyes and he’s laughing so hard it hurts

thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world. Never fails to make him giggle and kick his feet (grown ass man, btw)

[autism-corner]

christmas grill

[uzi-x33]

im sorry but I beg your finest fucking pardon??? did we watch the same anime? did we read the same manga?? I don’t fucking think so bc what the fuck. And don’t get me started on the caption “we love our p3d0 king” he’s not a p3d0????💀💀 like plain and simple he’s not. he’s more likely to kill a p3dophile prove me wrong.

[oli-7]

cw > eyestrain ?

oough i love listening to albums in the dark oouggh i love cars

(not-blacklight below)

[thedreadvampy]

The thing is. Bad/gross food is rarely a DISH - when food is bad it's because it's been badly made, whether because of skills or available ingredients. but a dish p much only exists recognisably and has a name because someone likes at least one version of it.

which is to say. there isn't really a way of naming a dish, school of dishes or specific food culture and going EW ISN'T THIS DISH UNILATERALLY CONCEPTUALLY DISGUSTING without denigrating quite a lot of people.

like you don't have to like it in any form. but it's eaten and shared because it's good to a not insubstantial number of people when cooked right.

(and I don't really understand how you approach that with total incuriosity when it's a dish you haven't tried like. ARE rocky mountain oysters good? Maybe! I would very much eat some to find out!!!!)

this is actually something the British food poll did in a way the American ones I've seen haven't really - they described how the food they're imagining is, specifically, badly prepared (grey meat and veggies; unseasoned shepherd's pie). which is wildly tipping the scales by calling it British Food but. like. that is an on point definition of why that food is gross.

(this also applies to American chocolate, which like. Broad category but I think most of us understand this refers to low-cocoa high-sugar chocolate, probably with bucolic acid. so we are being invited to imagine Badly Made Chocolate not. the concept of chocolate)

personally I just think it's very rarely a good or funny idea to shittalk how gross any given food culture is. partly because food is important and culturally evocative for most people, partly because it's very...alienating? to be like WHO COULD EAT SUCH A THING? just because you wouldn't, and largely because to be frank it says more about you than about the food that you have so little imagination or curiosity that you can't imagine why a food might be enjoyable to folks who aren't you.

yes this includes jello salad, I would like to try it. ONCE. if it wasn't appealing to someone it wouldn't be so widespread.

[itspileofgoodthings]

Never happened to me in my life before but I’m starting to experience people being relieved to know I like Taylor.

[willowycreature]

d&d's obsession with punishing sansa for being a child and having her have all of these speeches or chats with other characters where she puts herself down like they really thought that was an empowering girlboss moment

[c0zmozys]

uhlyass

[mrsfitzgerald]

paul's hand 🥹

[francy-sketches]

'Let people enjoy things' warriors r like yes I'm anti harassment unless you make a general negative statement about something I like not targeting any one specific person in which case we're all gonna dogpile on you to tell you you're being a mean bully :((( bc of how anti harassment we are