#gross ewww

[zxro-404]

Not screaming bc they're a zombie... screaming because they're GAY!!!!

[chiiroptereh]

Edit: thanks for all the notes, guys! I made some edits so that this is easier to read. If you like Bill and spec bio vibes, here's another one I made of some possible psychological instincts a Euclidean might possess. Lots of love :Dc

A study into 90% of Bill's organs

I went so overboard omg but I wanted to try underpainting :Dc See if you can guess what color was the base for each of em! Reasoning for design choices beneath the cut.

Teeth are retractable so as to not puncture the eye when not in use

Lashes are retractable because I couldn't figure out what else to do with them LOL they're pretty thick whiskers and so he'd have some trouble if they stayed in the way, but having them fully retracted would, I imagine, risk them getting stuck or the pores plugging with oil/dirt

Whether or not his tongue is forked varies in canon, just as his blood color does, so I just chose the ones I prefer! I do really like it when people give him blue blood but I think in subtler hues it can make him look a lil nauseous so it's easier for me to work with red

He cleans himself with his tongue because he's a gross little beast and can't just take a shower or something. Ok but really I just thought it was cute what are you a cop leave me alone

Every villain needs to be able to have claws it's like a rule somewhere I think

The second set of eyelids serve to protect the optic nerve but are mainly something I added partially for emoting purposes and partially because of how many times the animators do this thing where his lashes don't follow his lids and it drives me less insane to have a hc about it

[superbellsubways]

computer application yuri blast ☄️

[comvi]

me when my horrid messengers all parallel each-other

[mrmistakemakeroywg]

How i feel anytime i see Lord dominator shipped with a man / wander 🤢 |

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(editing these little brackets in to try and avoid people being jumpscared again )

(TW: Wander x dominator images ) /VERYNEGATIVE /ewww EWW EWW

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE HELPPP GET ME OUT OF HEREE HELPPP

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[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

The crew deciding to play a game of Kiss The Captain as a cute way to show their affection and it eventually devolves into a competition. And after a bit of arguing and debating and scheming they make it a actual event. Its dubbed Luffy Loving Hours and everyone gets assigned a different shade of lipstick. Whoever gives the most kisses, evidenced by who leaves the most marks on Luffy in their shade, wins. If you dont leave a mark it doesnt count so you have to keep track and reapply. The whole crew is unleashed upon a island where Luffy is trying to run away from them

Its cutthroat competition. At one point Luffy runs into friends he hasnt seen in a while (Law's crew, specific Marines, other former allies, whoever you want really) by bursting into a clearing, out of breath, disheveled and covered in kiss marks, begging said friend to hide him. While said friend is trying to wrap their head around Luffy looking debauched (because that just does not compute) Usopp manages to fire himself out of the trees and catch Luffy. They wrestle before Luffy is off again and Usopp, whos lipstick is smudged all over his face btw, is demanding said friend(s) to stay out of his way or prepare to play as well before he chases after Luffy in the distance

What the Winner gets according to the ship situation you want:

Platonic = bragging rights

Poly straw hats = ONLY the winner gets to kiss him on the mouth

The ship is with the non-crew member you want The Friend to be = The Friend is fixated on the fact Luffy has no marks on his mouth. Once they join they're the only one Luffy let kiss him on the mouth during the whole game (regardless of if they won)

[akingswedding]

Dude dude shut up, no one wants to hear you singing

[cromulentreader]

Unlike the whole High Court after the Coronation, I was thinking about Valerian the other day. His interactions with Jude escalated more into violence but they were somewhat similar to Cardan's: hair-pulling, name-calling, generally getting in her physical space, etc. Hell, they threw the girl into the river together. Quite frankly, in Jude's inner monologue in the first part of TCP, they sound very similar, with one being much prettier - guess who am I speaking of. Hint: they have really long fingers. However, Jude reacted differently to their "teasing" (trying not to swear on this one). With Valerian, she mostly ignored him and hoped he would go away, following Taryn's terrible advice. She's even trying to de-escalate when he tries to murder her in her bedroom. But when Cardan did it, she reacted to it as if interacting with Cardan was her new purpose in life. Even when both Valerian and Cardan did it. They both kicked dirt on her food and threw her in the river, yet Jude's eyes were on Cardan the whole time. She basically argued with Cardan and ignored Valerian whenever he spoke.

Now, from Jude's mind, this sounds like it's motivated by hierarchy (both in Elfhame and in their friend's group), as we don't know much about Valerian except that he's part of the Gentry. But I wonder if part of his escalation was that he could see the toxic obsession going on between those two and he hated it.

[toovaeloe]

Hard truth: Gojo thinks burp jokes are funny and no matter how much he loves you, you are NOT🚫 free or safe💔

you’re out and about with Satoru and he drinks a soda or just feels a nasty large burp coming on, he’ll belch a huge one. Burps LOUD— secure small objects to your person before they get blown away burps. You’ll be horrified and disgusted, and everyone around you will be too

And then he starts elbowing or lightly shaking your shoulder, other hand cupped over his mouth and he’s quiet but purposely loud enough for those in your vicinity to hear,

“Oh my goood, babe, ewwwwuhh…you can’t just do that…” Looking over side to side like he’s embarrassed to be seen with you.

Or he’ll suddenly get really stone faced and be like, “no, come here.” waving you in close to whisper something and then rips a huge “bRRRUUUUUaaPP” burp in your ear, tears in his eyes and he’s laughing so hard it hurts

thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world. Never fails to make him giggle and kick his feet (grown ass man, btw)

[autism-corner]

christmas grill

[uzi-x33]

im sorry but I beg your finest fucking pardon??? did we watch the same anime? did we read the same manga?? I don’t fucking think so bc what the fuck. And don’t get me started on the caption “we love our p3d0 king” he’s not a p3d0????💀💀 like plain and simple he’s not. he’s more likely to kill a p3dophile prove me wrong.

[oli-7]

cw > eyestrain ?

oough i love listening to albums in the dark oouggh i love cars

(not-blacklight below)

[willowycreature]

d&d's obsession with punishing sansa for being a child and having her have all of these speeches or chats with other characters where she puts herself down like they really thought that was an empowering girlboss moment

[itspileofgoodthings]

Never happened to me in my life before but I’m starting to experience people being relieved to know I like Taylor.

[c0zmozys]

uhlyass

[francy-sketches]

'Let people enjoy things' warriors r like yes I'm anti harassment unless you make a general negative statement about something I like not targeting any one specific person in which case we're all gonna dogpile on you to tell you you're being a mean bully :((( bc of how anti harassment we are