#groovy good looking bastard

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

fellow + gidel ssr time fellas

(This bastard took an entire soft pity :(( but hey, I got a Dorm Uniform Jade dupe and finally FINALLY my first Dorm Uniform Floyd on the way, so I ain't too pressed about it.) RISE UP FELLOWIVES NOW’S YOUR TIME

***Character profile, voice lines, Groovy, and vignette spoilers below the cut!!***

First off! His official profile, coffin, and candy (Fox Candy):

(School) Grade/Class: None

Birthday: May 17 (Taurus)

Age: 26

Height: 181 cm

Dominant Hand: Right

Hometown: ???

Club: None

Best Subject: Mathematics (specifically Arithmetic)

Hobby: Watching theater

Dislikes: Saving money

Favorite Food: Apples

Least Favorite Food: Potatoes

Special Skill: Sewing

We finally get confirmation of Fellow’s age! (He had previously said in Playful Land that he was 20-something.)

I love that Fellow’s best subject is math Deuce is jealous/j; it makes so much sense given that his inspiration, Honest John (and Fellow himself) aren’t good at reading. It’s that whole “kids are either good at math or English” stereotype. In Japanese, the phrase 算数 is used. 算数 refers to arithmetic, or very basic math taught in elementary school (adding, subtracting, multiplying, and dividing). That specific phrase explains Fellow’s elementary level of understanding. His dislike being saving money is also related to numbers; he spends the money he has right away to get by in the moment. Fellow doesn’t really have the skill or the luxury of financial planning, he has to focus on the here and now, looking out for both himself and Gidel.

OMG, his favorite and least favorite foods???? 😭 Playful Land has apple (core) flavored candies and popcorn… and again, this is a reference to Honest John and Pinocchio’s first encounter! He takes the kid’s apple and eats it, lol cnsvwiwguwkw Potatoes being his disliked food… Maybe it’s because it’s the “poor” man’s vegetable? Because potatoes are so versatile, keep for a long time, and are filling because of the starch content, Fellow might resort to eating them a lot, so perhaps as a result he got sick of the taste.

What I find most interesting about Fellow’s profile are his listed hobby and special skill. He largely comes off as despicable and a slimy scammer (which he is, don’t get me wrong), but we can see different sides to him in these details—both the inner child that had his dreams trampled but remains hopeful about the future and the big brother figure/guardian to a child. Gidel is actually formally referred to in Fellow’s profile as his (non-blood related) brother, which made my heart melt 🥺 TWST must know I have a thing for beastmen who act shitty but are actually excellent mentors to the children/j

Fellow enjoys watching theater. It’s a way of transporting you away temporarily to new worlds with crazy stories and emotional performances. When words aren’t enough, you sing. And when singing isn’t enough, you dance. It’s an area that’s so full of life and joy, at least from the audience’s perspective. I’m thinking that watching theater must have been a form of escapism for Fellow, especially with how accessible it is (think of like street performances). Watching theater might also serve a dual purpose of teaching Fellow how to come across as amicable and friendly, which says a LOT about his character. He’s resourceful and able to learn from unconventional sources, then is able to apply those skills to real world situations.

Fellow’s special skill being sewing is surprisingly very cute! If you’ve taken one look at his and Gidel’s designs, we may have already spotted some of his handiwork. There’s mismatched fabric patches on their clothes!! The stitches look so clean too. The patterns not matching is probably because Fellow just used whatever scraps he was able to get his hands on, but I also like to imagine that he tried to make the best of the situation by incorporating the mismatched fabrics in a fun way (like the diamonds in his pants).

Next, can we talk about the composition of that GROOVY????

It’s another reference to the same Pinocchio scene! Fellow’s holding his book like Honest John did and it looks like he’s trying to teach Gidel the alphabet from words scratched on the sidewalk. Notice how the C is written backwards too 😂 He even wears glasses like when Honest John was trying hard to act like an intellectual.

And Gidel!!! Pencil and pad of paper in hand, he looks so interested to learn (something which was hinted at in Playful Land). Gideon in the film is also shown with a pen and pad of paper, scribbling down nonsense as Fellow pretends to diagnose Pinocchio.

Gidel glances up at Fellow with an expression of admiration. I love how wholesome their relationship is depicted as, it leaves a warm feeling in the heart.

The framing of this Groovy is very interesting. We have Fellow to our left—a direction has historically been associated with evil (in Italian, the word for left is even sinistra, as if to imply something sinister) and in the darkness. Gidel is the one to our right and in the light. It presents Fellow to us as someone who has given up on his dreams—but not completely, since we see some light touching his hat, gloves, and highest features + he is currently teaching Gidel and still has dreams of opening his own school. Gidel is shown in the light because he’s still a naive child that doesn’t understand how the world works. His dreams haven’t been destroyed yet, and there’s hope for him to have a better life since Fellow is looking after him and instructing him.

CHECK THIS OUT, GIDEL FOLLOWS FELLOW TO CLASS LIKE MARY'S LAMB OR SOMETHING????? Gidel pops out from under the desk or out of/behind Fellow's cape! Gidel also joins Fellow on the homescreen.

Some of Fellow's expressions are so priceless... For example, look at him in Flight! There's an unsure face and a little bead of sweat. (He makes a lot of pathetic accompanying sounds too, lol) Flying takes magic, so he's probably not confident or powerful enough to maintain flight for long stretches of time--though when he does nail it, he looks ultra smug.

ADGKVAVFOOEFIEQOfsl HIS SHOCKED FACE

How uncool, Fellow-san...

His attack sprites are very similar/identical to what we saw in Playful Land--Fellow's just playing for the opposite team now.

Gidel hops into battle to assist, so I guess they count as the first two-character card. It's been a while since I've seen these animations, but I think I can appreciate them a lot more now. I'm noticing new little things like how Fellow adds a bunch of showmanship into his attack, little flashy flourishes and even presenting Gidel with his arms splayed, as if welcoming a star to the spotlight. The attention to detail really is crazy for these.

If you want to read his voice lines in full, you can find an excellent fan translation of them here! I'll just be remarking on things I noticed while combing through the voice lines myself:

First off: bro calls himself Fellow Hones-SAMA???????? OKAY, KING 😭 Love that confidence you got goin' on there...

bifabsiyofbefe Love how he just reads a textbook and then flat-out admits he has no clue what the heck it's saying. Hey, honesty is a virtue.

Ace 💀 He has the balls to play a prank on an adult... I kind of want to know what the prank was, but at the same time I feel like I should be shaking my head and telling him off for doing it in the first place. I do appreciate that Ace being shitty brought out Fellow's true personality there for a second though, I live for it when Fellow gets real steamed and starts shouting that the NRC students are brats or that they should drop out if they have no motivation in school.

The way Fellow automatically clocked that Kalim is way too trusting and would surely be in danger even if he wasn't the one to come for him... Fellow, watch your back. Jamill WILL come for your sketchy ass for what you did back then.

I didn't find anything super interesting in Fellow's comments about Ortho, but I do think it reveals that there is value in him coming to school. It's only at NRC where Fellow can see such a curious thing like Ortho, and that speaks to the value of really going out there and being exposed to different things. That's part of Lilia's own growth arc too, and a large part of why he now spreads that same rhetoric.

Fellow remarks that Ramshackle is "pretty sweet", which means one of two things: either this is the refurbished post-book 6 dorm OR it's still the shabby pre-book 6 dorm, but since Fellow and Gidel have never really had their own stable housing, even run-down old Ramshackle seems like a massive upgrade.

Fellow and Gidel must have been so happy to see that lunch at NRC is free and served buffet style (so there's no limits to how much you can take). On top of that, they got dead chefs from 5 star restaurants staffing the kitchen! Those two really hit the jackpot, I hope they eat well.

AVUSDGVUADOVIAISDBIDAS THE DIALOGUE IMPLYING FELLOW CASUALLY BYPASSED THE SCHOOL'S BARRIER AND OTHER SECURITY MEASURES... So Chenya-core of him, really. Fellow may not have magical might, but he's seriously street smart to have found a way in like he has.

Small detail but I appreciate how Fellow has lines which call attention to Gidel. It doesn't just remind us that Gidel is there too, but it also demonstrates to us that Fellow actively tries to include him in the conversation despite Gidel's muteness (a condition which may lead others to outright ignoring him or talking down to him).

LAST THING (though it's not in MysteryShopTL's linked post): in his birthday greeting to the player, Fellow says that both you and him don't have talent for magic, so you should get along. I didn't think the game would acknowledge the player and Fellow's similarity in that sense, so it was very nice to be proven wrong.

And to finish off this post (which ended up being way more massive than I thought it would be), a quick summary of the vignettes!! If you want to read them in full, please check out MysteryShopTLs’ post!

In vignette 1, Fellow and Gidel are putting on a street performance in Silk City. Fellow collects fees from the onlookers and then tries to milk more out of them by spinning a story about how Gidel is a puppet that can walk without strings. Buuut Gidel moves like a normal living being and sneezes, which ruins the ruse and leads to the crowd getting mad at them. The duo run off, but Fellow reveals that while the locals were looking at Gidel, he used magic to steal some of their precious metals and jewelry. In the next vignette, Fellow and Gidel have moved on to Fairest City. It's said that they live a nomadic lifestyle and hop from place to place, never staying for too long in any one location because word of their scams may spread and cause a situation where they cannot reasonably make money through their lies. (Cute detail: Fellow listens to Gidel's suggestions on where they should go next and even praises Gidel's smarts.) This time Fellow's trying to auction off a magestone that he claims will allow anyone who holds it to use magic. The people of Fairest City don't believe him and give him the cold shoulder, which upsets Fellow (since he really hates it when others look down on him). He ends up using his UM to get his audience to be more pliant and manages to sell the magestone for a pretty penny. At the end of this vignette, Fellow drops a line about how he and Gidel are so free, how they can do whatever they want since they have nothing holding them back. I really love that thought~

AND IF YOU THOUGHT VIGNETTES 1 AND 2 WERE FUNNY HAHA TEEHEE CUTE, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE VIGNETTE 3 💀 VIGNETTE 3 FELT LIKE IT WAS A TARGETTED SNIPE ON MY HEART

The setting is Sunrise City! Fellow and Gidel are being chased off by an angry person they tried to rob. It looks like they're unsuccessful today and will be going hungry. Gidel tries opening a random can of OIL in search of food, so Fellow scolds him and tells him to leave it be. Apparently Gidel does this a lot when he's hungry (just grabbing random shit and trying to eat it), even though Fellow has tried teaching him how to read. THIS IS WHAT THE CONTEXT OF THE GROOVY IS, FELLOW SQUATS DOWN (like we literally see his 2D model lowering) AND DRAWS IT ON THE GROUND FOR GIDEL TO SEE. O is for orange, I is for ice-cream, and L is for laugh. Fellow realizes that L is the only non-food word, but he couldn't come up with anything else. I wonder if like... this is some common game they do to distract from hunger. They have to imagine the food they could have but can't. And L being "laugh"? That can't be a coincidence. Fellow could have used any other L word as an example, even if he couldn't come up with a food that starts with L. It makes me think he picked "laugh" on purpose in an effort to lift Gidel's spirits and to try and distract from their circumstances.

Aaaah, as I was saying! Fellow gets upset that he doesn't know as much as your average 26-year old would since he never went to school. Gidel seems to sense his frustrations and reassures him with a pat, which reenergizes Fellow. He says he'll try to find some food, so Gidel should focus on making a fire. While gathering wood to burn, they come across a job posting by a shady rich man that Fellow and Gidel supposedly did another job for in the past. Fellow suggests that they check out the job and if they don't like it then they can leave. ADSKJBBSLDIADBLUBAB These are the events leading up to Playful Land... meaning that Fellow’s showmanship is wasn’t something he developed at the amusement park, but as a general coping and survival mechanism to get by day-to-day.

I uh. May or may not have cried a little at Fellow and Gidel's really wholesome interaction 😭 I MEAN YEAH OF COURSE I'M A SUCKER FOR BIG BROTHER CHARACTERS (and we certainly see that in how Fellow scolds Gidel and looks out for his wellbeing, both in the vignettes and in Playful Land) but also???????? ? ? ? ? ?? ?????? ? ? ? ?? I love Love LOVE how Gidel is shown to be supportive of Fellow as well. Fellow as the older person, the adult, and the able-bodied one of the duo is pulling most of the weight when it comes to getting resources and handling communication. However, Gidel plays an important role in their dynamic as well. He's the heart and the emotional support that Fellow needs when he's down in the dumps and being hard on himself. Gidel not only serves as a "reason" for Fellow to work hard (to support a child), but he also gives Fellow motivation and hope that tomorrow can be another day. YOU CAN REALLY TELL HOW MUCH THESE TWO CARE AND LOOK OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER OTL

OOOOOOOoooOOooOOGGHHHH MY HEART *clutches it* I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, I CAN'T HANDLE THE ONII-SAMA OF IT ALL

[suns-pott]

Leona and Malleus Mayhem! - Self Aware!Yandere!Leona and Malleus x reader

A short drabble inspired by Yuri and Natsuki's fight in ddlc hehe

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You logged in to Twisted Wonderland as usual, deciding to reread Malleus's Ceremonial Robes vignette. Everything was going well until Leona and Malleus's argument as the scene transitioned to Malleus's groovy CG.

Leona: ...You thinkin' you're gonna get it next time? Well, sorry to break it to you, but no one's ever gonna invite you. The player's never gonna want to see you in those robes again, so just put 'em away for good already.

Malleus: ...... Have you finished being catty? Wild beasts certainly like the sound of their own howling. And they like seeing me in these too, you know. They've even added me as their home character in these robes.

That's odd... The dialogue is different. Why are they referring to you as the 'player' now?

Leona: Oh? I didn't realise you were so focused on trying to impress them, lizard.

The scene transitioned back to the Diasomnia lounge; Leona looked smug, and Malleus looked surprised, his arms crossed in front of his chest.

Malleus: Eh? That's not...

Malleus closed his eyes and uncrossed his arms, opening them again to a neutral expression.

Malleus: Maybe you're just jealous that they appreciate my appearance in my ceremonial robes more than they appreciated yours.

Malleus looked smug once again, grinning with a hand placed on his hip. Leona suddenly looked angry, his ears twitching in annoyance.

Leona: Huh?! And how do you know that they didn't appreciate my ceremonial robes more? Are you that full of yourself?

Malleus: ...If I was full of myself, I would deliberately go out of my way to take naps around campus and act abrasive towards everyone!

They both seemed to be getting heated now, Malleus had lost any trace of amusement as he looked angry.

Leona: Tch, well, you know what? I wasn't the one that magically grew 5 centimeters bigger as soon as the player started showing up!

Malleus looked shocked now, the accusation was completely unexpected for him, and for you too.

Malleus: Kingscholar...!

Lilia's sprite suddenly moved into frame, his hands on his hips as he had a neutral expression, clearly wanting to break up the fight.

Lilia: You two, this is-

He was cut off by Malleus and Leona speaking in unison, Lilia's textbox moving forward without you tapping the screen to continue at all. In fact, no attempt to reach the menu or skip past was effective, now you were locked in this interaction.

Leona & Malleus: This doesn't involve you!

Malleus: Taking out your own insecurities on others like this, you really act as young as your age, Kingscholar.

Leona: Me? Look who's talking you wannabe edgy bastard.

The screen glitched, the edges of the screen darkened and tv static played over everything for a moment, before disappearing in an instant, both characters looked absolutely enraged.

Malleus: Edgy? Apologies that my natural charisma is too much for someone of your mental age to comprehend!

Leona: See? Just saying that proves my point! Most people learn to get over themselves once they move on from Freshman year, you know.

Malleus: If you want to prove anything, then stop harassing others with your sickeningly obnoxious attitude! Do you think you can counterbalance your toxic personality just by dressing and acting favorably to the player?

The background was slowly starting to fizzle out as the static returned, the character sprites and the textbox were the only things unobscured.

Leona: Whoa, be careful or you might cut yourself on that edge, Draconia.

Malleus seemed to be much more riled up now, and Leona looked smug once again.

Leona: Oh, my bad, you already do, don't you?

Malleus: D-Did you just accuse me of cutting myself? What the fuck is wrong with your head?!

That's new... None of the characters have cursed in the game before, and now that the vignette has gone off the rails, anything could happen. Your screen continued to glitch, everything around Malleus and Leona was getting fuzzy with more static, only their sprites and the textbox was able to be seen.

Leona: Yeah, go on! Let them hear everything you really think! I'm sure they'll be head over heels for you after this!

Malleus looked surprised again, now seeming to actually acknowledge you now.

Malleus: (Y/N)...? He's just trying to make me look bad...

He now addressed you by name, well the name that you put into the game for the protagonist anyways. His tone was strangely meek, unlike that of his usual character, his formal way of speaking has disappeared, now focused on defending himself to you, until Leona cut in again, also addressing you more directly.

Leona: That's not true! He started it!

The screen glitched again, two boxes appeared in front of the characters, one read 'Malleus' and the other read 'Leona', one on top of the other as you now had a choice to make.

Which will you choose?

[istherewifiinhell]

character opinion bingo!! rottmnt donnie, draxum, and cassandra 🥺

BESTIEEEE HELL YEAHHHHHH. my writting gets worse in my excitement please persue the alt for clarity. OUR FIRST TRIPPPPLEEE BINGOOOOOOO

[ALT] DONIIIIIEEEEEEEE MY BOYYYYY my special special shaped boyyyyyy. everyone is wrong i THINK ive disscussed. his autism doesnt present like urs or some other guy just cause u realise hes autistic. HE LOVESSSS HIS FAMILY. he has VARIED interest in hugs and textures and flavours and cleanliness. the fandom meanness isnt actually that bad MORE. they looooove to hit him with the angst hammer. well. by all means. scraped s2 and 3 EPSIODESSSSSS GUH. hessss a botantist hessss going on a journey with his mystics hissss ARCSSSSS. WAH. best donnie design we all know this. u can like other ones (I DO!!) but we all know hes best. look at his eyebrows. groovying donnie still my discord icon <3. I WANT EP WERE HE PASS AWAY. the sacred text. IS LITERALLY ABOUT HIM. DID i cry at rise movie i think so. ALSO. famously. well i never know if any of u know. BUT bnf super popular au comic. I DEF CRIED.

HAVE I MENTIONED. how much of a perfect addition he was to turtles character villian/ally roster. HESSSS SOOOOO GOOD.

[ALT] HES THE HOT VILLAIN REDEEMED BABY TRAPPING GOAT MAN!!!!!!! he was evil and scary and evil and scary and used and then pathetic and wet and then running this lunch room like the navy and then PROTECTIVE COOL DAD. in a hot robe. actually maybe the au evil draxys have calmed down now. or i just check the tag less..... HE WAS. suppose to HELP HIS KIDS. with their MAGICS. there was an EP he was supposed to help RAPH they were supposed to BUILD UP as a FAMIBLY. CRIES FOREVER. hessss so silly hes such a perfect fun cartoon villian i have EVEN more opinions than previously about the laws of cartoon villians. which is that if their fun they can do whatever they want. this is not a contradiction. its the purpose of a cartoon. sorrrrrry sorrrry mr cena sorrrrry i really want to hear his villian song with the second va. think he woulda had the range. tho i dont know. silly bastard man.

(sung like sweeny todd joana) I SEEEE U, CASSANDRA.

[ALT] HER NAME IS CASEY JONES SHELL BUST UR BONES

broooooo. BROOOOOOOOOO. THEY MADE CASEY A CRAZYYYYYY 18 year old GIRL DUDEEEEEEEEEEE. and then REPLACED HER IN THE MOVIE. forrrr normiessss. WITH SORA???? shes a great turtles character fake out moment shes a great CHARACTER. its GREAT that she gets added to the group by being mentored by splints cause he sees a upset child hes like. well no thats not good. DO U KNOW? what ususally happens with caseys and aprils in TURTLES?? U GET ME??? crazy girl 4 crazy girl. she issss SO silly. shes drawn and written and VOICED soooo fucking spectacularly so perfectly executed. frankly. where the hell else are u getting a female cartoon character this buck wild. es arcee... maybe. kdjfgnjdf. WE SHOULDA GOTTEN MOREEEEE. she and raph were gonna be the best of fucking bros U_U. they would fucking BREAK. EVERYTHING <3. her fucking gay dads and their cupcake shop. etc

[belekanepentagram]

headcanon4:(hatred dlc2)

Psychocop  👮🏻‍♂️🚓(👁 ✖)💞🖤 :

-before his incident and hate facts, he was about to marry his girlfriend at the time, but his relationship with her was going bad before, and worse since the incident.

-His real name is Vicent (he burned all his documentation).

-He has Asperguer syndrome, and psychotic delusions.

-He is 26 years old.

-His hair is a dark beige chestnut, it is somewhat fluffy.

-he lived and grew up in New York (pokipsi)

-he has a natural blush on her cheeks, lips, nose, and knuckles.

-When he is nervous or anxious he compulsively pulls and pinches his clothes, especially the collar or sleeves (and if he reaches the limit, he scratches his skin if he panics)

- bugs make him panic (the widow teases him with this)

-He is 1.75.

-He has heterochromia, one of his eyes is opaque light green, while the other (the damaged one) is blue, although since the incident the one with the broken area of his has turned pale (and almost blind).

-He has an athletic build but rather feminine hips.

-He has a very hidden space between his front teeth, it always shows when he smiles.

-he suffers from claustrophobia

-His strange behaviors come from before, they were medically controlled and he decided to lead a normal life, but the attack that caused the injury was one more incentive to finish going crazy.

-He has the habit of talking about nothing when there is a lot of silence or he is alone

-despite his appearance as a common man, he was extremely explosive and violent when he worked

-He hated corrupt cops, he considered them greedy bastards

-He "encountered" Resi and widow in prison for the first time, since he was in both cases of their arrest before the events of the crusade.

-He considers the resident and widower worthy friends for sharing ideals, although he gets along a lot with a widow....fucked

-Even when he's calm, he has a smile and a creepy expression when people talk to him a lot, especially since he doesn't stop staring at nothing for a long time.

-He has a slight eye twitch (only the damaged one) when he is upset.

-He doesn't like cigarettes or alcohol. but thanks to his beloved Master, he adored the smell of nicotine as if it were the sweetest perfume there was.

-He's pretty passive aggressive when he's angry, not to say unstable.

-his old life of him considers it, "a depressing stage" and will not speak anything about it.

-He likes the color navy blue (and cold colors in general).

-He knows a lot about crime and forensics, that helped him to be quite good as a policeman, but he never managed to rise through the ranks due to his evident mental state.

-He's good at cleaning (like a good maid, he doesn't leave a drop of blood in sight uwu) he has a certain obsession with order and routine.

-He is a lover of cinema, especially police series and giallo-type horror.

-He likes German Shepherds

-he likes pop rock (ex: The Groovie Ghoulies) he even has a cassette player.

- Talking to him is a roller coaster, at first he is calm to talk, but the more words come out of his mouth, his way of speaking and behavior go from sweet to accelerated, erratic and sterile (even losing his breath) and then back again back to normal. Basically, the more you talk, the more you notice a loose screw.

-he is bisexual (before he was quite repressed for "leading a normal life")

-one of the strange behaviors of his childhood was having "imaginary friends", he considered them angels

-he has no recollection of his parents, since they were murdered when he was barely 10 years old (if someone asks him about the event he will just say "he was an angel")

-A few days before the genocidal crusade, he was about to be expelled from the police, due to an incident (I will explain this at another time)

-his obsession for Nott is not just sick love, it is extreme, almost religious adoration

-His obsession with Nott came a little before his crusade, when Nott was still a serial killer and kidnapper, he was looking for him endlessly without even knowing him yet.

[creamy-femboy-dilk]

Minor spoiler warning for Disco Elysium

Here is the case for protagonist and groovy dude extraordinaire Harry Du Bois to be an official tumblr sexyman. I havent beaten the game yet (i'm actually only on day 2) but i feel like i already have enough evidence to make a case, a tumblrsexymen is a quality you feel, not make.

Evidence, the first:

This man is a crippling alcoholic. His complexion is pallid, bags under his eyes. He has suicidal tendencies and the onlyone he's fucking harder than me is himself. And there is nothing sexier than self destruction.

Evidence, the second:

He has this *look*. A disturbing leer than makes your blood run cold. The look that says "this is my best impression of a sexual predator". The look in question

I mean, look at that. It's so gross it's endearing. Like, he's trying his hardest and it is so sad and pathetic and CREEPY.

Evidence, the third:

Despite his flaws, his drug addled insanity, probable schizophrenia, his amnesia, he's still a good person at heart (you can play him to not be, and thats something great about the medium of videogames, but i play him to do the morally correct thing because i think that's groovy). He still wants to solve the murder, you can tell he feels remorse about his past, he grapples with his body's desire to use and his volition against that which will impare his ability to work. And sure, he's a cop, and all cops are bastards, but he's a communist, he's a rebel, he wants to bring safety and security to the streets of Revachol and root out the corruption that looms over the common folk of the town.

He's disgusting. He's beautiful. He's problematic. And he's perfect. No, i will not be taking questions.

[joytraveler]

Joy Traveler: Screen 4, Part 2

(Sunday, August 2, 2015)

42: Dr. Boogiedown

This game starts with a disco-tinged theme song, playing over a haunted house silhouette with lightning in the background!

Baconnaise: Bea wake yo ass up HNV: Awwwyeah it's getting GROOVY TaichouSenseiKun: Bacon she can't hear you... you have to type louder

"Sorry, sorry, coffee's kickin’ in.. Hey, a haunted house! Let's frolic in it and cavort with the spirits of the damned! So, typical Tuesday night for me, I guess"

A wolf's howl plays when Bea starts the game, and we get our first look at the titular Dr. Boogiedown, who has a Groucho Marx cast to his face: he's also got a big tank full of various body parts for you to choose from! There's enough heads, torsos, arms and legs in there to make a little more than two people.

TaichouSenseiKun: Uh pigbarrel: me going for a picnic aroseahorseboy: more like doctor BOOGEYMAN, look at these corpses :y Glockroach: That's not how boogeymanning works

"Yeah, this is not what we sent you to boogey school for!" Bea starts messing around, let's see what she CAN built when the game start.. A hand for a head, maybe! "Let's just make some amazing horror children on Bea's Storytime Tea Hour"

Each time Bea places a body part, the game pauses for a moment and the body part does something different; when she places the hand on the wrists, it snaps twice, but when she puts it on the neck, it snaps like a sock puppet and makes a "merp merp" noise

When she places another part, the two of them do their special move together!

"You're gorgeous! Welcome to Boogeyland, new thralls! Should we name them or do we not want to get too attached.. It may already be too late.."

DueyDecimal: NAME HIM NAME HIM! Syrupentine: name him Boogie Nights Shyamalan

"Is it okay that he's just kind of a ball of arms and legs? Why am I even asking! And we'll call them.. Li'l Booger. Boogie? Boogins?"

"So many fingers, no nose to pick... poor bastard.. anywho!"

Once Bea has assembled Boogins and pressed start, the first round begins: another scientist brings his own monster, a blue-faced, horn-headed goon with its tongue hanging out, and a disco ball drops from the ceiling. A beat begins to play-- it's a dance- off!

Glockroach: This is brilliant. If Bea played nothing but this from now on i'd be satisfied ButterflyDefect: !!!!! THEY !!!!!! This is good family entertainment right here

"I don't actually have feet, per se, is that gonna be a problem?" This is suddenly getting tough, she has to time her button presses to the rhythm, but if she goes too fast a limb can fly off!

Some of Boogins' body parts are on the beat and some aren't, which makes it harder; it might have been easier if they'd all been in sync when she assembled him, but too late now!

HNV: Oh, the head hand snaps on the off beat, you've got to wait a second to match that one! This is complicated...

"That's okay we're the little gremlin that could! A great mad scientist never looks at the manual! Just keep it together a little longer!"

Even if it was harder, Bea beat this one-- the blue monster falls apart at the end of the song, and Boogins stands supreme! And better yet, you're allowed to choose one of his body parts to take home!

"Tough choice.. No not really, I want the tongue! We'll just stick it on here, somewhere.. And it gives me "Ventilation"? Oh, so I can dance a little faster without falling apart now!"

ButterflyDefect: So far the only problem with this game is disco DueyDecimal: The TRUE horror! Klickitat_Street: maybe the game lasts long enough that it'll move into the new wave genre aroseahorseboy: for a disco monster game this is weirdly tactics-heavy!

Bea gradually rises up through the ranks of dancing fiends. Li'l Boogins (or Boogie Jr., or Tiny Handser, or Boogly-Wooglins, she keeps changing the name!) out-dances clusters of eyes, a few Frankensteinian fiends and finally, the champ of them all- an enormous and well-dressed spider!

"Guys I want you to call me Queen Fancylegs from now on" she says, referring to its name

HNV: Just Queen? Not DOCTOR? Oy, you never finished medical school like your cousin Boogiedown

"I guess that's a shout out to King Hip-OH, OH SHE IS QUICK!!" Bea's just barely able to keep up, even with all her extra parts, this is the hardest foe yet! And Bea has only NOW figured out how to strike a pose, which earns her just enough points to stay ahead

DueyDecimal: I wonder how many of these characters were homages to classic games? That blue guy was Mega Man maybe? Klickitat_Street: Hush! Silence so Bea can win! DueyDecimal: ...I didn't SAY anything, I typed it, but okay.

"Shouldn't this be over? Uh.. Uh, lady?? Spider lady, you feelin' okay there?" Bea's earned more than enough points to win, but the rhythm keeps going, and getting faster- it's a dance to the death! Or at least down to the last leg, Fancylegs keeps losing hers but getting faster!

HNV: Great, it's the last one and you're earning all the best legs! Where were you BEFORE, Blackarachnia

Boogins Jr. stands- on its one remaining arm- over the legless spider! "Cheer up Ms Legs, they'll probably grow back next time you molt!"

Syrupentine: This is like a game a kid would come up with but no executive would ever pay to get made?

"Kids have good taste. This is what SHOULD be on Greenlight, but no, we only ever get to shoot spiders with dank memes. Sad, really."

And just when they think it’s over, they've unlocked the full monster part gallery! "Welp, starting next time, Dr. Boogiedown episodes 2 through 452!"

Llord_Kuruku: this is my favorite thing, when Bea falls in love with some tiny minigame DueyDecimal: Reminds me of Blitzball from Final Fantasy X! You all remember that, right? TaichouSenseiKun: I wonder if Spanunkos ever get into that Baconnaise: Still wasn't as bad as when she got into the gummi ship editor in KH2. it took all our collective complaining to stop her

"I can't hear ya, making a dancing nervous system!"

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Leona Kingscholar - Birthday Jacket Voice Lines

When Summoned: A birthday party, huh... Well, I guess it can't start without me, so I'll just have to come with.

Summon Line: What're you getting so worked up about my birthday for? You're here to entertain me, right? Well, I'm looking forward to it.

Groooovy!!: You sure did party hard. ...Well, I guess it wasn't that bad of a day.

Home: The man of the hour has arrived.

Home Idle 1: The meat pie Trey sent over wasn't bad at all, but roasting the whole chunk of meat tastes way better, in my mind.

Home Idle 2: Vil brought me some kind of all-in-one gel, telling me to make sure to treat my skin every day. What a pain...

Home Idle 3: Apparently, Epel's planning on collecting the ingredients I'll need for my potionology classes as his present to me. Now ain't that considerate?

Home Idle - Login: I was sleepin' so good before you woke me up. You better be planning on giving me one heck of a celebration.

Home Idle - Groovy: I really wasn't feelin' like going along with the birthday interview, but... this year's present was definitely a win in my book.

Home Tap 1: My dorm mates were causing a ruckus in the kitchen, saying they were gonna make me a meat cake... Heh, I wonder how it'll come out.

Home Tap 2: My classmates keep stealing glances at me here and there. The best present I could receive right now is for them to leave me alone.

Home Tap 3: Oh, the magical shift club were all off practicing on their own? Nice, maybe harping on 'em about making sure to bring us a victory while I'm captain of the team actually worked.

Home Tap 4: Wearing this getup, the herbivores all start trying to talk to me. Heh, normally, they'd be shakin' in their boots if they even made eye contact.

Home Tap 5: This outfit's design's not terrible, but I'm hating how tight it is around my neck. I hate wearin' constrictive clothes.

Home Tap - Groovy: Can't believe you're laughing just 'cause I'm covered in cream. Tch, I'm never going to forgive that bastard Malleus...

Duo: [LEONA]: Didn’t expect you to know my birthday, Malleus. [MALLEUS]: Happy Birthday, Kingscholar.

Birthday Login Message: What'd you want? ...Ah, you came to celebrate my birthday. Then, I guess I'll have you grill some meat for me, or something. You'll have to make it exactly the way I want it. You said you wanted to celebrate me, right? I'll let you keep trying until you get it down pat. I look forward to see how much I get to eat.

Requested by Anonymous.

[steriotypicaloutlaw]

Toki: A theif. Skwisgaar: Thief. Toki: Theif? Skwisgaar: I before E, except after C. Toki: Thceif. Skwisgaar: No.

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Murderface: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Nathan, not looking up from his book: Spear. Murderface: BLOCKED.

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Skwisgaar: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Toki's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Toki: Okay, help me please! Skwisgaar: Got two words for you. Toki: I bet they won't be helpful. Skwisgaar: Your problem. Toki: I was right

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Skwisgaar: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked... Pickles: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine! Murderface: In your pantry! Skwisgaar: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop? Pickles: Is your friend here? Skwisgaar, motioning to Toki: Yeah. Pickles, to Toki: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:( Nathan: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew- Nathan: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?! Nathan: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN Everyone else: No. Nathan, to Pickles and Murderface: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS Pickles: YAAAAAAAAY! Murderface: THE PRESTIGE!

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Skwisgaar: You're a loose cannon, Toki. Toki: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Nathan: I think you play by your own rules. Pickles: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Skwisgaar: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Toki: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Murderface is a loose cannon. Murderface: *smashes a chair*

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Skwisgaar: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Toki: Rude. Nathan: That’s fair. Pickles: Not again. Murderface: Are you going to want this back?

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Skwisgaar: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! Toki: Tubular AF! Pickles: Mood to the max! Nathan, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. Murderface, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Skwisgaar: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Toki: I don’t know how to do that. Nathan: I don’t wear a watch. Pickles: Time is a construct.

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Skwisgaar: Dammit, Toki! Toki: What?! It wasn’t me! Skwisgaar: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Nathan! Nathan: Not me either. Skwisgaar: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Murderface: *whistles*

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Skwisgaar, about Toki: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Nathan: Are we stealing them? Pickles: New or used? Skwisgaar: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Nathan: Why are Skwisgaar and Toki sitting with their backs to each other? Pickles: They had a fight. Nathan: Then why are they holding hands? Pickles: They get sad when they fight.

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Skwisgaar: *Gently taps table* Toki: *Taps back* Nathan: What are they doing? Pickles: Morse code. Skwisgaar: *Aggressively taps table* Toki: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Skwisgaar: Toki, I'm sad. Toki: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Nathan: Pickles, I'm sad. Pickles, nodding: mood.

[to-boldly-nope]

Marrying Picard- Jean-Luc Picard x Fem!Reader

Plot: {Requested by: @groovy-lady} Ooh what about a Jean-Luc Picard x fem!Reader fic about what their wedding would be like! (I’m a sucker for old-fashioned romance/weddings!)

Words: 480

~You wanted a simple wedding because you knew that was what Jean-Luc would've wanted, however he wouldn't allow it

~"Only the best for you, mon amore."

~Picking out wedding dresses was HORRIBLE

~Not that it was bad, but when you have Beverly and Deanna telling you that you looked good in everything made it difficult

~You finally picked one after HOURS of choosing

~Endless chatting about where you were going to have the wedding

~Holodeck?

~Earth? If so, where?

~On the Enterprise?

~How about Château Picard? Sure!

~Listen, you love this man but HE ALWAYS SAID THAT YOU CAN PICK AND IT MADE YOU SO FRUSTRATED

~The day of the wedding, you were pacing around your room

~You were nervous, like VERY NERVOUS but not cold-feet nervous

~The night before you asked Data if he could walk you down the aisle and he said that "there would be no greater honor"

~Beverly was the maid of honor and Riker was the best man

~"(Y/N), the Captain is waiting," Data said while peaking his head inside your room

~"If he loves me then he can wait until I calm down!"

~You eventually calm down and you grabbed your bouquet and waited for the music

~"(Y/N), Captain Picard is lucky to have someone like you in his life," Data said as you rocked on your heels.

~"I know."

~The door opened and that MAN WAS ABOUT TO CRY HE HAS IT DOWN BAD FOR YOU

~Riker would tease him about this but again Riker wasn't getting married...yet

~He had his dress uniform on

~You didn't look up because you were so nervous and you didn't want to start crying yet

~That cheeky bastard was trying to get your attention so you could look at him but you were already crying happy tears

~"Mon amour," he whispered. "Mon amour."

~You do look up at him while the preacher was going on about his thing and you regretted not buying waterproof mascara.

~By the time the vows were done, all of the mascara was gone

~You couldn't say yours without stopping every few words to collect yourself

~Jean-Luc knew what he was doing because not only did the whole thing perfectly while making eye contact around your now raccoon looking eyes, but he managed to quote your favorite Shakespeare sonnets

~He also let out some tears

~When it's time for you to put his ring on you accidently dropped it, making everyone, including the two of you laugh.

~He did the little swoop down thingy when you kissed

~The reception was a blast

~Data singing, you and Jean-Luc dancing, Riker and the rest of the senior officers trying to tell embarrassing stories about the two of you, and cake

~"Well, Mrs. Picard, shall we call it a night?" Picard whispered as you watched everyone drink champagne and laugh.

~"Sure, but one last piece of cake first," you giggled before taking some leftover frosting from your plate and putting it on his nose, making him laugh.

[lovelyjasmari]

Twisted Wonderland Reaction Part 11 ~ Jas.exe has stopped working edition

Welp, Beanfest part 2 has concluded with only the most minor of injuries to all those involved. Except maybe Jamil’s psyche, but we’ll get to that soon enough.

Warning: Pic heavy, minor oc referencing, one or two dirty jokes, some swearing and ALOT OF ROOK/ROOKVIL THIRSTING! I mean it! 

I’m down bad for these beautiful bastards and about to make it everyone’s problem!

YESSIR! 👀

WHATS WITH THE SMOKE?! Now I’m concerned, it would be pretty fucked if these pretty pair of fae ended up burning the school down over their harmless game of tag...

But at least they’re having fun! Look at those smiles! Ughhhhh 💚💚💚

Ohhhhh Kalim, you are too sweet. Too pure for this cursed world. My only sunshine. 🥺

And you deserved better, especially for feeding everyone...

DONT TEASE HIM 😤

Meanwhile, I think Vil is beginning to have second thought about bringing Floyd on board. Right outside this shot, I can hear Danica screaming I told you so to her bewildered dorm leader...

Ohhhh poor Riddle. As an asthmatic, I can sympathize. With my weak lungs, I would not do good with this event at all. 

But at least he’s a good sport about it. Like I said Riddle is really growing on me. I recently reread some of the previous chapters and even though I hated his guts at first, now I really appreciate him as a character. And we like the same kinds of desserts! 💖

THOSE SMIRKS 👀👀👀

Neither does Idia apparently! Also wth, where do you get rankings like that? Like yeah I know Rook is a walking talking french speaking red flag but Trey is pretty chill. I feel like Jade is more sus than him...and Ruggie...and Jamil...actually scratch that. Trey is THE most normal vice dorm leader! Nothing sus about him!

SPEAKING OF WHICH

Sorry Trey, this ain’t a threesome. 

Uh...are ya’ll sure ya’ll wanna do this out in the open? In broad daylight??

Me too, I yield to Rook too. Wait a sec, I’m not in this...😅

MMMMMFFFF SO WHOLESOME! TOO WHOLESOME!!! I adore these two so much! Their dynamic is so entertaining and seeing them on opposing teams in this event was such a treat for my crazed soul! There is absolutely NOTHING heterosexual about their dynamic and YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT!

You know what this reminds me of?

This, it reminds me of this. Sweet apple child...

Oop, sorry Epel looks like Floyd Deucey-ed you.... Welp, see you at the crossroads...💀

Oh god...this is literally my nightmare right here. My sleep paralysis demon. There are few things I can think of in this game that would be more terrifying than Floyd chasing me. Vil’s angry face, the prospect of Malleus overblotting, and even then I feel like I would be more likely to survive those things with less trauma than this...

Jamil is me. I am Jamil. Also I really love when he makes this face. 😭🤣💀

GOD THIS IS SOME FU*KING YANDERE SH*T WTF SAVE ME MALLEUS SAVE ME

TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN. But you did your best Jamil, and at least your team won in the end...

CHILL BRO THE GAME IS OVER! CHILL!

There is something particularly cursed about this image. Also, IS THAT A FU*KING LUCKY EMBLEM?!

Well besides being chased by the scary eel man, I’d say yes. A pretty fun event! The different POV was pretty cool! I’m dreading all the grinding I’ll have to do to be able to access Vil’s beanfest vignette but it will be worth it in the end!

And now...party people, the moment we’ve been waiting for, LETS READ ROOKS BEANFEST VIGNETTE! 💙💙💙

OOF

I love how Rook is telling them about the previous beanfest. Though I can’t help but wonder how much of this tale is true with how...fantastical my handsome hunter can be...

OOF and I say oof on behalf of Leona, not Rook...💀

Awwee. But I still love you, my handsome hunter.

BUT STOP DOING THAT THING WHERE YOU NARROW YOUR EYES AT ME! Are you looking into my soul when you do that?! Please don’t! MMMMMMMMFFFFFF YOU MAKE ME SICK! (very affectionately) 

WAIT?! Were you doing what I think you were doing?! 👀

Yeah what he said! You’re the trickster this time! 😤

SO! FUN FACT! THIS groovy art right here was one of the first I saw of Rook that made me begin to fall for him. Something about his stance, so menecing but his smile is still so charming! He see’s his prey within his grasp but he’s just enjoying the view, enjoying the warm sunny day, not making a sound while is victim doesn’t suspect a thing. Just toying with them, relishing their false sense of security before he begins his hunt. But at the same time there’s something almost...intimate in his gaze. Like the tender smile he would give a lover or something. Maybe that’s my thirst speaking but there is certainly a level of familiarity there which can admittedly be kinda sus depending on who you are and who I am. He’s just so casual as he looking down at us like a cat eying a mouse, ready to attack. And of course the first thing I could think of was Rook looking down as he’s about to [REDACTED]

Yeeeaaahhhh...and with that, I think I’m gonna end it here before I get TOO carried away. But yeah, this was a fun event. Hoping the next event is maybe Ghost Marriage or Fairy Gala. Also this will probably be the last reaction post for a while since I did read a third of book 5. I’ll go back to it once the second third of book 5 hits en and I can catch up with everyone else! That is, if I don’t get too impatient before then! 😭😂

[jimmygibbsjrrr]

What are your favorite voice lines for each survivor and why? (for example, I die when Nick says "you are the first three people in the world I have ever trusted")

I think I have one for everyone (or at least, one picked outta a few favourites) but I really struggled for a coupla them lol

I know and love a lot of these lines because I play on a lovely modded server where a lot of people use voice mods, and I've heard a lot of these lines from the players there, so if they seem random or you've never heard them before that's why! a lot of em are one-off saferoom lines, or dialogue dependent on doing something specific with a certain character. that's also why I seem to gravitate towards the funny one-liners, but there's some more serious/story-related ones here too

also this post ended up being so fucking long! sorry about that! I put a cut in the middle so it's easier to scroll past

Louis:

Louis: "But you know, as long as I have a Molotov I can make a firewall! Get it Francis? A firewall?"

Louis is my favourite and he's got so many banging lines so you'd think this one would be hard for me to choose, but I had to go with this one! the line's originally from The Sacrifice but it's a favourite for Louis players with voice mods. thanks to that, I've got a lotta good memories associated with it from that modded server I talked about. first time I heard it I genuinely laughed because the punchline being that funny caught me off guard. the joke is adorable, very fitting for his character, and the reactions are priceless:

Zoey: "Oh, boooo." Francis: "You're such a nerd."

honourable mention to any conversation about Bill being old because that shit's funny every time

Francis:

Francis: "Groovy." Louis/Zoey: [Short laugh] Francis: "What's so funny? It is groovy."

alternatively:

Francis: "Groovy." Zoey: "[Imitating] Groovy." Francis: "A-FRICKIN'-men."

honestly could have picked any line for Francis because he's so funny but this one is the one that makes me laugh most consistently. that's. that's it really. I just think it's funny. he says this when he picks up an auto shotgun

honourable mention to when he thinks Riverside is in Canada, and any line where he calls Louis 'Louie' because I'm a Frouis shipper and I read into that as a cute endearing nickname :)

Zoey:

Zoey: "Sorry. I can't lower the bridge." Nick: "That's terrific, cupcake. Look, is there a man up there we can talk to?" Zoey: "Oh, boo-hoo, I don't know what to do. Go to hell, Colonel Sanders!"

most of Zoey's funny lines are parts of other running jokes, references that I don't get or very tied to the context of the campaign, so it was actually kinda hard to pick one. I love all of her lines as well which didn't make it easier. but this one has stuck out to me since I first played The Passing because it's brilliant. Nick deserves every scathing insult he gets in that campaign <3

honourable mention to basically all her other lines. especially the ones in The Sacrifice because they cut DEEP her voice actress really went for it christ it hurts

DIShonourable mention to her death scream it's so goddamn LONG and the many hours I've sunk into Tank Challenge have left me hating it with a passion, stop screaming at me I'm doing my best

Bill:

Zoey: "You think one day it's all just gonna go back to normal?" Bill: "I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."

I think this line is just a great example of Bill's character really, and actually prompts an interesting train of thought as to how his hopes for the future shifted from No Mercy to The Sacrifice; originally, they seemed much more aligned with Zoey's, possibly part of the reason she felt so betrayed later. also it just sounds cool. it's from the hospital elevator in No Mercy.

honourable mention to this cut line of Bill pickin up an incapped survivor because I think it's really sweet:

Bill: "Bein' brave doesn't mean you're not scared. It means you're scared as hell, and then you pick up the shotgun anyway."

Left 4 Dead 2 survivors under the cut:

Ellis:

Ellis: "If the laws of nature would allow it, I would bear that man's children."

it really couldn't be anything else. I mean, it could, because everything that comes outta this guy's mouth is funny, but I cannot believe this line is real. I love it. as y'all probably know this one's from Dead Center.

honourable mention to every Keith story, and all of his 'Taunt' and 'Argh' lines from the voicewheel. seriously my favourite part of this character is his lines we could be here all day.

Nick:

Nick: "I am breathing shit air into my lungs. It is being absorbed into my bloodstream. I am literally full of shit."

does this make me immature? perhaps. again, I really struggled to pick for Nick, but like many others on the list my reasoning is just that I find this one funny. he sounds so disgusted.

honourable mention to all of his whining about his suit, mostly because the others' responses are golden. and obviously his swearing. because again, I'm immature.

Rochelle:

Rochelle: "Axe me a question, I dare you."

I have such a weakness for bad jokes. first Louis's firewall joke, now this. it's just the way she says it I think. wow my sense of humour is fucked. this one's a possible voice line for when Rochelle picks up a fire axe

honourable mention to all of the funny things she says when she's on low HP, and "Dibbs on Gibbs!" when she sees an infected Jimmy Gibbs Jr.

Coach:

Coach: "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." Ellis: "Well, Coach? I aim to let you."

I hear this line every time I play Dark Carnival - which, considering how much the playerbase loves Dark Carnival, is a lot - and it just makes me smile, especially since they re-added the previously cut line from Ellis in The Last Stand update. also, it reminds me of my first introduction to the L4D2 characters, "Steamed Hams but it's Coach and Nick", which is a masterpiece of video.

honourable mention to his opening line from the trailer, which sets the tone and introduces the character brilliantly, and would have been a great first introduction if my real first introduction hadn't been a Steamed Hams meme.

this post took a surprising amount of time and effort. holy shit. you're welcome ig lmao

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

About time I did more soul stuff

Paige: What does 'take out' mean? Keith: Food. Isabelle: Dating Paxton: Murder Justin: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Paige: I’m an idiot. Keith: Isabelle: Paxton: Justin: Paige: Keith: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

(GODDAMN THAT’S COLD KEITH)

Paige: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! Keith: Tubular AF! Isabelle: Mood to the max! Paxton, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. Justin, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

(They are both dying inside but their dumbass friends are enjoying it so they will deal with it. Also Paxton saying “Groovy, I hate it” is hilarious efhbef)

Paige: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked... Paxton: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine! Justin: In your pantry! Paige: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop? Paxton: Is your friend here? Paige, motioning to Keith: Yeah. Paxton, to Keith: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:( Isabelle: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew- Isabelle: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?! Isabelle: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN Everyone else: No. Isabelle, to Paxton and Justin: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS Paxton: YAAAAAAAAY! Justin: THE PRESTIGE!

(this is canon and no one can convince me otherwise)

Paige: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Keith: 'Prettiest Smile' Isabelle: 'Nicest Personality' Paxton: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Justin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

(Goddammit why can’t you two JUST BE NORMAL-)

Paige: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Keith: Rude. Isabelle: That’s fair. Paxton: Not again. Justin: Are you going to want this back?

(Justin- the negotiator)

Paige: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Keith: Rude. Isabelle: That’s fair. Paxton: Not again. Justin: Are you going to want this back?

Paige: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right Keith: Looking right because you left Isabelle: Looking up cause you let me down Paxton: Looking down cause you fucked up Justin: What is wrong with you guys

Paige: Anyone d- Keith: Depressed? Isabelle: Drained? Paxton: Dumb? Justin: Disliked? Paige: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Paige: You're a loose cannon, Keith. Keith: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Isabelle: I think you play by your own rules. Paxton: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Paige: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Keith: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Justin is a loose cannon. Justin: *smashes a chair*

(Scavenging for parts like a true pro)

Paige: You kidnapped Keith? That’s illegal! Isabelle: But Paige, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Keith, or destroying our dreams? Paige: Kidnapping Keith, Isabelle!!! Paxton: Paige, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Paige: What, to kidnap people?!?! Paxton: To work together! Paige: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Justin: Paige, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

(soul swap au)

Paige: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need! Paxton: To the city? Paige: Yeah, no matter what! Justin: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly? Paige: I... I don't know! Keith: Oh come off it, be serious! Paige: I am serious! Keith: You're insane! Isabelle: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved! Everyone: Paige: What??? Isabelle: Or maybe it was a basset hound! Keith, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

(This feels like something that would happen in grouptale. Look, Isabelle just got hit by a flying rock, she’ll be fine in a couple of minutes-)

Paige: Bye Keith! Bye Isabelle! Bye Paxton! Bye Justin! Bye Keith! Isabelle: You said ‘bye Keith’ twice. Paige: I like Keith.

(As you should)

Paige: Rules are made to be broken. Keith: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Isabelle: Uh, piñatas. Paxton: Glow sticks. Justin: Karate boards. Bentley: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Paige: Rules. Keith:

(Reminds me of the underswap au)

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Paige: Thanks fam! Keith: oh no Isabelle: *cries* I love you too Paxton: Sounds fake but okay Justin: *A flustered mess* Bentley: can i get a refund

(PFFFF “Oh no”)

Paige: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Keith: Okay, but what is updog? Isabelle: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Paxton: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Justin: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Bentley: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Paige: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Paxton: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Isabelle: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Keith: What’s a henway?? Paige: Oh, about five pounds.

(I like to think she did this on purpose)

*The squad is over at Paige's house* Keith: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Paige: ... N-No... Paige, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Keith, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Isabelle: I see a- Paige, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Keith: Oh, well I- Paige: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Paige, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Paxton: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Justin: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Paige: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Paige: I am someone who owns four ovens... Paige, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Paige: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Bentley, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Paige: Keith: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Paige: Paige, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

(The single braincell)

[theficplug]

l Sunflower Vol. 6 l Harry Styles l

Harry Styles x Black Reader

Warnings: none , pure fluff

[harry and reader feels like it’s just time to let the world know.]

As Harry was coming to an end of an era with the Fine Line album. Sunflower Vol. 6 was the last of the bunch to receive a visual to the groovy almost psychedelic track. 

You remember when the idea of the song came up. You had explained where your nickname Sunflower came from. 

-flashback-

He was sitting on the couch in your shared home with his guitar resting gently across his chest playing the same melody and humming sunflower to himself while watching the rain fall down heavily through the cracked window.

The slight breeze coming through blew his disheveled hair around. Harry had been up all night saying that he didn’t wanna forget the cords and the rhythm of the song that was still coming to him.

You quietly walked down the stairs to find him still up humming and tapping along to the beat as he tried to get into the groove. 

“I didn’t wake you, did I?” he asks quietly as he sits the guitar aside and opens his arms for you.

“No, but the cold giant you shaped empty spot in the bed did. Tea?” you ask chuckling softly before handing him the mug in your other hand and kissing the top of his head. 

You had also brought blankets with you and draped it over the both of you while settling onto his lap and resting your head on his shoulder. You watched as he instantly relaxed and settled back against it at the sound of your voice. Placing a gentle kiss to your forehead he accepts the pink mug.

“Thank you love.” he says quietly to you before trailing his hands up and down your leg gently as he takes small sips of the earl grey. 

“I love nights like this. It reminds me of growing up back home. My mama would yell at my dad and me for dancing around in the rain.”Don’t come in here asking me for vapor rub and soup when y’all are coughing up a storm”. She would say with her face all scrunched up. But we knew it was from a place of love because every time she’d end up running out to joining even if only for a few minutes and she had an umbrella. But the deal was that I couldn’t complain about being woken up at 5am to get the hot comb before school. She knew she couldn’t resist dancing to My Girl with us. To our neighbours who were always in our business we probably looked like a bunch of maniacs just laughing and being happy to love and be loved. ” you explained to him and he would chuckle softly and tell you about how he wished he knew you when you were kids.

 He swears that he would’ve known then that you were it for him.

“I was 6 years old when I got the name Sunflower. As usual it was my mother, father , and I sitting on the porch. I was just sitting eating sunflower seeds and staring out at the rain. Waiting for my father to set up the radio and put our favourite songs on. We ran out onto the grass and as he twirled me around. My father said to me “you’re my sunflower because you always grow towards the sun and bring such a light to our lives. Becoming your parents was the best day of our lives. Getting to see you grow is the small moments of magic in this life. That’s how I knew you were the one for me. Because he didn’t think anyone was good enough for me, but when he met you and you actually got him to laugh with you and say yes to proposing to me. I knew this was it.” you explain and laugh at his expression. 

“Bae, are you tearing up?” you ask as he leaned over to kiss all over his face then peck his lips. 

“I’ve just got something in my eye. That’s all. I just can’t wait to share how much I love you with the world. I want them to feel that when they listen to this album.” 

“And they will” you reassure him 

-present-

After over a year and a half of dating and being engaged you knew that it was time to share it with the world. There was only so much can take after 10 years of speculations. He was more than ready to tell everyone that there was only one woman he wanted to spend his life with. 

He’d like to have a meal with a childhood friend without him being painted as a cheater on someone he wasn’t even dating in the first place. 

A sigh of relief washed over you both when the video finally wrapped. You remember telling Harry that if you were going to be a part of this video you wanted the entire crew to be black or at least of colour. 

“Those are my rules , Harold. I wanna put my people on, and no offense baby  but can’t nobody white touch this fro. I haven’t let anyone besides my mother do my hair since I was a little girl. You got me? ” you expressed to him and he nodded because he had already had the idea in mind knowing he wanted to put his money where his mouth is with supporting black creatives.

He began searching social media for black hair stylists, videographers, directors , and everyone else that would be needed to get the project done. 

Now it’s less than 24 hours before the world would know about what has been sweetly yours for a little over a year. 

From what you could tell a lot of people assumed that his album was about exes or previous relationships but on the contrary he had actually written one song for closure about a past situation. The rest of the entire album was essentially about you,and how he fell in love with your kindness and how much he adored you. Some of the fans who listened closely picked up on the line in Adore You. ‘Your wonder under summer skies. Brown skin and lemon over ice’ . It was about the vacation you two took a few months before the pandemic right after he wrapped on his newest film. He swore that your mahogany skin glowed under the warm July sun and against the cerulean coverup. That man looked at you like someone told him that you were made out of pure gold. Thus sparking his first track on the album, Golden. You two were even papped together while on the beach with your families but of course most just assumed that you were a family friend. It seemed to be a trend when he’s photographed with a woman of colour before but he reassured you that he was single when he asked you on a date the day he met you at the farmers market. 

-flashback-

He tumbled over his words while trying to ask you about what kind of jam you would recommend for him to bring home to his mother.

“I’m gonna be at her home for the weekend and just thought that I’d bring a few things for breakfast while I’m there. Yours caught my eye. Are these little sunflowers all over the jars?” he asks as he bends down to inspect them. 

“Yeah , you like it? It’s kind of my brand. It’s been a bit of a slow day. I think it’s because it’s gonna rain. Never one to be scared of a little rain. I can tell that this is gonna taste far better than bringing home a jar of Nutella.” you say to him with a small smile on your face. 

After grabbing a plastic spoon for him to try out peach, strawberry, and cherry. He ended up purchasing several jars of all 3, but the cherry jam was his favourite and blushed the entire time you scooped the spoon in his mouth. 

“What’s it like to be so lonely like this? I feel like it would be difficult to not be able to be out with others because you don’t want them to have to go through all of this.I feel like even though someone’s “famous” you’ve got to at least treat people with kindness and some level of respect. ” you say to him as the people pushed their way over to your boutique once they realized who was standing there.

You didn’t even really know who he was because you hadn’t been into One Direction in their prime. So, you knew he was a big deal from the whispers and people walking up to him and asking him for pictures and practically offering him their entire supply. But you just knew him as the dorky slightly awkward and weird cutie standing in front of you in the giant sunhat and pearls that stuttered while trying to tell you about his time working in a bakery before they came over. 

“It’s alright. You kind of just learn to adapt to all of it after 10 years. . I worked there for like a year but we never had anything that tasted this good!” he admitted and you would giggle softly at the complement and give him your number on the receipt. You could see him doing a little shimmy while waving the number in the air. 

-present-

You think back to the conversation fondly before Harry’s low and soothing voice snapped you out of your thoughts as he peeks his head into the room to ask if you want to see the finished video.

You followed him to his little makeshift studio in your home and take a seat on his lap so that you both could see it.

Harry had come up with the concept of you being a sunflower and him being like a bee because he swore he was drawn to you from the first conversation you two had ever said.

He wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his head on your side. He was already trying to hide his smile as the video started with you in a canary yellow dress that flowed over your body making you look like a sun goddess as you twirled with the sunflowers in your afro.

You soaked in the sun and swayed to the music before Harry came into focus. 

You remember that day his mother and your parents were on set because they were going to make a cameo at the end and both of your mothers had been behind the camera giving you both thumbs up and standing with their hands over their hearts the entire time. 

Harry dances across the screen dressed in bumblebee-esque colours with the black and yellow as he danced around you and you looked over at him wide eyed before moving away from him. You followed the script and continued to dance around to the music doing your own thing as he danced around you to get your attention. 

“You look so beautiful babe. Look at you! God damn I am a lucky bastard, aren’t I?” he says giddily laughing and smiling like a boy on the schoolyard with a crush. 

“Oh stop, but keep going.” you say jokingly as you pat his thigh softly. 

“I mean it. You could’ve gone on set just like this with no makeup and wearing this old shirt and looked like perfection itself.” he complements and it was your turn to break into a smile cause this man really was the sweetest little thing.

“Right back at you, sweet thing. I love how they cut your hair for the video. That was probably the best line up you’ve ever had. It was a game changer wasn’t it? You didn’t know black barbers are magicians.” you say giggling as you watch him prance around in the video in the yellow and black suit. 

It comes to the part of the video where your parents and his mother both walk into the shot and your father takes your hand and dance with you as the mothers dance together. 

Harry glides over to you and asks for your hand and your father puts yours in his. 

He twirls you around as the parents look on and you both show your engagement rings to the camera and smile up at each other. 

By the end of the video you and Harry blow a kiss at the camera before sharing a moment of pressing your forehead against his and the video ends.

You sniffle and dab at your eyes with a napkin from his desk and he turns to you before leaning into press kisses to your cheeks and lips.

“I love you and you know that there isn’t anyone else I would wanna tell the world about. It’s going to be just fine because I plan on making you happy for the rest of your life.” he reassures you and you nod before kissing his nose.

“What else can I say Harold? You went from being the awkward sweetheart that wrote me love letters and sung me to sleep when we couldn’t be together to someone I could not imagine life without. If people can’t see that there’s nothing but love and happiness here that’s their business. But this is ours.” you say to him knowing that it’s out of your element to feel so sappy but with him you just can’t help it.

The next day the video dropped along with the caption ‘it’s also our anniversary. So be kind or leave. All the love, H.’ 

The outpour of love and support from his fans and other celebrities was ridiculously overwhelming but well received as you made sure to make a small short follow up video thanking them for all of the love, well wishes, and compliments.

[ a little different for me but i hope you still enjoyed it to the lovely person who requested it !]

[queenofnohr]

Twisted Wonderland: Idia Shroud Scary Outfit (R) - Voice Lines + Personal Story

Voice Lines

Summoning Line: Th- th- there are some events even I look forward to…… Is there something wrong with that!? Groovy: Once you see what’s under this helmet, you will never know peace again…… Fuhihihi! Set Home: Wah hah hah! Here comes the Pumpkin Knight~! Home Idle 1: Every time I told Ortho, “Trick or Treat!” he gave me cheap candy, then got mad when I tricked him anyway. Home Idle 2: Events can only be enjoyed if you mind your manners. That rule holds true in every world. Home Idle 3: This is the time of year where every social game has a big event going on, so not having enough time in a day is overwhelmingly apparent…… Home Login: Fuhihi…… Happy Halloween. Huh? What’s with that face? Is it really so strange to see me excited about something? Home Tap 1: Being able to hide my face with the helmet is such a relief…… But it’s a little hard to breathe with it on. Home Tap 2: Wh- What are you going to dress up as……? There’s no way you’d be satisfied with just putting on a headband or hat and calling it a day, right? Home Tap 3: Lions are supposed to be members of the cat family, but Leona isn’t soothing at all like them. *sigh*, I wanna bury my face in a cat’s fur. Home Tap 4: I can guarantee it. Otaku who hate Halloween…… Don’t exist! Home Tap 5: Fuhihi…… The armor is quite durable since it was made with a 3D printer. How much did it cost to make? If you care about that sorta stuff, you’ll lose.

Personal Story: I’ve Done a Good Job~

-Ignihyde Dorm-

Idia: I finally completed my Pumpkin Knight costume~!! *sigh*...... It was so hard to balance doing limited-time events in online games and making my costume…… The amount of times I ended up watching the whole movie even though I only meant to check the costume’s accuracy is too many to count. But what else did I expect from “Pumpkin Hollow?” It’s a masterpiece among all of horror movie history. Mysterious incidents that happen one after another in a peaceful village surrounded by fog. Villagers found with their forms completely changed. And then the culprit, the Pumpkin Knight who has a pumpkin for a head, confronts the two investigators dispatched to uncover the truth surrounding the incidents! Not to mention the complete lack of CGI in this day and age due to the director’s enthusiasm and commitment to making full use of various practical effects, and of course, who could forget the totally unexpected and outrageous plot twist of the investigators quitting their jobs and becoming pumpkin farmers after being charmed by the cursed pumpkin! You can only get this stuff from B-grade horror!! I totally understand its deep-rooted popularity with hardcore fans. I also handcrafted all the costume parts from scratch to give the original my utmost respect. Taking into consideration the need to march in a parade, the helmet and armor were made with highly-durable yet ultra-light polyurethane. The vines affixed to the base of the armor are made from highly flexible silicon. It makes for a realistic reproduction of vines’ natural curves and volume. Now then, not being able to move, or the whole thing falling apart pathetically…… those are catastrophes I’d like to avoid at all costs. I’ll put the cursed pumpkin on my head…… there we go. Alright, all ready to take a test run outside. There seem to be lots of people on campus, but…… I wonder if that place will be okay?

-Woods Behind Campus-

Idia: The elbows have sufficient mobility, and there are no problems with the strength of the joints either. Hmmm, it’s actually really comfortable to wear! As expected of me, I’ve done a good job~. (However, the head parts need adjustment. Visibility is poor because my top priority was making it look like it was hollow.) (I wonder if I could put a small camera at the top of the helmet and run the feed to view on a head mounted display……) *mutter mutter*……

Crash!

Idia: Uwah……!? Ouch…… Did I trip on something? It’s difficult to see near my feet, so I’ll have to make improvements to that, too…… Leona: You bastard, get off of my stomach, now! You’ve got some nerve to use me as a rug. Idia: Eek, that’s Leona’s voice! S-s-s- sorry, I didn’t think there’d be anyone around! I’ll get out of your sight immediately, so……

Clang, clang...

Leona: Ow! Oi, don’t move so suddenly, Pumpkin-boy! You’re gonna rip my tail off! Idia: Eh, your tail!? This is bad, I can’t see anything with the pumpkin on…… (Oh crap, the end of Leona’s tail is tangled with the ivy parts on the costume!) (My commitment to remaining faithful to the original is backfiring……) Leona: Tch, so it’s you. You rarely go outside, and yet you have the nerve to get into trouble. Hurry up and do something about this. Idia: Awawawawa…… (Using that tone while he’s knocked on the ground! He must be livid!) (“This ill-tempered guy’s tail got caught on my armor and now I’m in a tight spot,” is so not a “My hair got caught on his clothes, kyaa~ ☆ meet cute,” kind of plot hook.) (No, I don’t have the luxury of thinking about that in this situation.) J- Just hold on…… I’ll get it unstuck right away…… (Even though I said that, isn’t it impossible in this position? The range of movement in my arm is restricted, so I can’t reach at all.) Leona: ...... Idia: (Ah—! This is bad—! The more I try getting it unstuck, the more tangled it gets!) Leona: *growl*...... Don’t put your hands all over my tail. Idia: No, he’s the one who has more hands free, right? Could he help out a bit more? Actually, in the first place, this totally isn’t a place he should be napping, right? He’s totally cutting class...... He’s the one who blocked the path in the first place…… Isn’t he so proud of how tall he is? I’m not the one at fault, Leona is the one who should be apologizing…... Leona: ......Oi, I can hear everything you’re saying. Idia: H- Huh!? I- I was just joking…… hehe. (Oh, that’s right. Beastmen have really good hearing.) Leona: *sigh*...... You’re slow and inefficient. You don’t have scissors or anything, do you? Idia: A- Actually I do. I brought a repair kit just in case the costume broke…… huh!? (No way, is Leona gonna cut his own fur!?) Leona: Good grief, took you long enough. Idia: (Is he for real? Isn’t this a cool-guy maneuver only reserved for pretty-boys in manga!?)

Thud!

Idia: Huh? Thud? WHAAAAAT!?!?!?!?! You cut the vines I worked so hard on——!!! Leona: You were being too slow so I cut it myself. You should be thanking me. Idia: ...... Leona: Aren’t you glad it was me you tripped over? If it was someone scaaaa~ry it wouldn’t have ended this amicably, now would it? Honestly, aimlessly walking about with a tacky pumpkin on your head. You’re a real nuisance. See ya. Idia: ............ ......H- Huh~~~!? Did he just call the Pumpkin Knight tacky? He must not have eyes if he doesn’t understand the charm of this design……! That’s why I can’t stand Savanaclaw students; they’re all so rowdy…… Though I pity him for not being able to comprehend the greatness of the Pumpkin Knight. Just you wait! By the time the parade rolls around, I’ll have the equipment completely upgraded! And he’ll recognize just how cool the Pumpkin Knight is!

-

*Small note; I usually use (parenthesis) interchangeably for both whispering/talking quietly to oneself and for internal monologue that is put in parenthesis in the game itself. Here, however, since Idia uses both and it’s important to differentiate between them, (internal monologue is in parenthesis like this), while whispered dialogue is completely italicized, like this.

[twstarchives]

Sebek Zigvolt・Voice Lines

School Uniform - R

Unlock Card “Get to class now! You’re wasting time.”

Groovy “Someday I ought to teach you how you’re supposed to behave towards your superiors.”

Home Setting “I take close care of my appearance.”

Home Transitions “I was miraculously able to enroll at the same school as the Young Master. I’d like to watch his growing success from as close-up as possible.”

“I’m hungry... The bread from the school store isn’t filling at all. I want more meat.”

“I joined the horse-riding club because I thought it’d be wise to pick up practical activities. All knights should be able to ride a horse.”

Home Transition (Login Greeting) “To make sure that you’re not a threat to the Young Master, I’ve decided to observe you all day today. Don’t run out of sight.”

Home Taps “Styling my hair every morning is a chore, but I never want the Young Master to see me looking sloppy.”

“Silver is the only person I know in the Valley of Thorns from the same generation as me. ‘My friend’...? As if I’d call him a friend!” 

“The Young Master is also taking classes here. It’s 1000 years too early for us to be skipping them!!���

“I have a loud voice? What are you saying? Your voice is just too quiet!!”

“Are you trying to play tag? I’ve long since outgrown childish games like that.”

PE Uniform - R

Unlock Card “As if I’d lose any contest! The training all of you have done is nothing compared to mine!”

Groovy “Want me to tell you my training routine? Only if you can keep up.”

Home Setting “Let me take you on.”

Home Transitions “To improve yourself, you need to eat well, work well, sleep well, and play hard! ...That’s what Master Lilia taught me.”

“I train so that I can be the Young Master’s sword and shield whenever he needs me.”

“I heard we’re having a long-distance race for our next PE class. I’m better at short-distance, though... No. You aren’t a guard without good stamina.”

Home Transition (Login Greeting) “Why is your back hunched over like that? You look sloppy! Stick out your chest and fix that posture!”

Home Taps “Whenever I go to practice for the horse-riding club, the horses always get scared of me. I’m not going to eat them or anything. They’re so skittish.”

“Being left-handed often comes in handy when I’m sparring. But no matter which hand I use, my victories will always be in the name of the Young Master.”

“There’s no point in training without a reason. It’s important to me that I gain power to protect the Young Master.”

“Don’t waste your breath. All that matters while you’re training is willpower, persistence, and a fighting spirit!! That’s it!”

“You want to play soccer together? ...Alright. I certainly have no plans of losing to a human.”

Lab Coat - SR

Unlock Card “Your appearance reflects who you are inside. I won’t let a single wrinkle to pass.”

Groovy “You want to study with me? Very well. Show me what you’ve got.”

Home Setting “I don’t have any blind spots in today’s class either.”

Home Transitions “I’ll get the highest score on our next test. And then the Young Master will praise me...!”

“The environment in the greenhouse is just amazing. It’s warm, humid, and so easy to relax in there.”

“I learned everything that was covered in our lesson last period when I was in middle school. Education in the Valley of Thorns was very intensive.”

Home Transition (Login Greeting) “The most I’ll do is give you a few hints for your assignment. I’d rather not be dragged down during our joint class.”

Home Transition (Groovy) “You look exhausted. I’ll share some tips with you on how to remain focused.”

Home Taps “I’m very good at solving both numerical and chemical equations. But there’s never a need to use cheap tricks like that when the Young Master is around. Heheh.”

“Do you have any Awakening Potions? I want to try making Silver drink an entire bucket full.”

“Master Lilia gave me this drink. He said it’s an excellent beverage that lets you take in your meat, fish, fruits, and vegetables all at once!”

“I’m not good at art, since it’s so subjective. Subjects where the solutions are very clear is more my speed.”

“Stop tugging at my clothes. I can’t appear in front of the Young Master looking indecent!”

Home Tap (Groovy) “Could you recommend a book for me? I’ll try reading it tonight.”

Ceremony Robes - SR

Unlock Card “The Young Master would never get upset over something as minor as a school assembly.”

Groovy “Hmph. Even you look befitting today.”

Home Setting “I don’t want to see the Young Master look so dejected...”

Home Transitions “As if I’d ever feel nervous at a school event of all things! Festivals in the Valley of Thorns are so much grander than this.”

“Have you seen the Young Master anywhere? I haven’t been able to reach him in a while. ...Don’t tell me he— ...Again?”

“It’s not worth having a ceremony if the Young Master isn’t participating. They should just stop it midway through.”

Home Transition (Login Greeting) “YOUNG MAAAASTER!! Where did you go...? Oh, perfect timing. Come look for the Young Master with me.”

Home Transition (Groovy) “Grim was causing a ruckus again. I swear, I can’t believe how much of a pig he is. ...What? Why are you looking at me like that?”

Home Taps “Before coming to this academy, I spent an entire year dedicating myself to my studies. I did it because I had faith I’d be able to get into this school too.”

“No matter how alert you think you are, Master Lilia will always find a way to sneak behind you. Oh, see? Turn around.”

“I feel like I’ve gotten taller again lately. These robes might even end up being too small for me.”

“Do I look okay? Nothing���s out of place? It’s fine if I appear in front of the Young Master like this, right..? ...Oi, are you even listening to me?”

“Stop with that mumbling. If you want to say something then say it loud and clear!!”

Home Tap (Groovy) “The Young Master’s ideas are so grand. Sometimes, I can’t even begin to understand them. That’s why I admire him so much.”

Birthday Celebration Outfit - SSR

This card was only obtainable during Sebek’s birthday event (Mar 15 - Mar 21, 2021).

Login on Birthday “Human, have you come to give me a birthday present? I see... Thank you! I was just giving the Young Master my gratitude earlier as well. I am the luckiest man at this school!”

Unlock Card “No matter if it’s my birthday, I’m not going to abandon my duties as a guard or stop being vigilant!”

“I-I never thought I’d be able to receive a birthday blessing from the Young Master... How lucky am I!!”

Groovy “Despite being a human, you’re celebrating to make me happy... I’ve improved my opinion of you, just a little. J-Just a little!”

Home Setting “Alright! I think I can still perfectly carry out my guard duties in this outfit.”

Home Transitions “This cutlery and tableware is placed in the wrong order. Did you not know I’m left-handed? You didn’t do enough research beforehand!”

“Lilia told me that ‘a sound soul lives in a trained body.’ I must not forgo my training, even on my birthday.”

“My magic manifested at a late age. When I was little, I always wanted to be like my older brother and sister, who could magically light the candles on a cake.”

Home Transition (Login Greeting) “I’ve gone hungry all day to get ready for this party. I only had three servings for lunch!”

Home Transition (Groovy) “I-I lost again... This may be a party game, but I can’t stand to keep losing to the likes of a human! One more round!”

Home Taps “Azul told me ‘I heard you liked Magical Analysis’ and gave me a rare book on it... but I feel like he wants something big in return.”

“Riddle gave me a special horseback riding lesson. You don’t often get a chance like that. I’ll remember it as a fond birthday memory.”

“Silver, that bastard! He gave me dumbbells as a gift! That can’t mean anything but him thinking my training isn’t enough!”

“Epel gave me a fruit carving of the Young Master. It’s an incredible piece of work... but there’s no way I could bring myself to eat it!”

“I-I hear an explosion!? What’s happening!? ...Oh, you’re popping party poppers? It’s so loud! You know you’re bothering the people around you!!”

Home Tap (Groovy) “Here, I went and got you ten plates of food. ...You’re good with just one? Heh! I know you’re a human, but you eat so little.”

Duo Magic Sebek: “Let me thank you for your blessings, Cater!!!” Cater: “HBD, Sebek-kins~!”

Tutorial “Follow me, human! Make sure you commit the grand sight of the Young Master to memory.”

Lv Up “Did you see that!? Look at the progress I made!”

“I’ll be able to take even more action now with this!”

“Mm. Not bad.”

Max Lv Up “Maybe now I’ve turned into a man who can gain just a little of the Young Master’s approval. ...No, I shouldn’t act conceited. I need to get rid of these thoughts and focus on keeping myself devoted. Let’s go!”

Episode Lv Up “I always viewed you as nothing but a meager human, and yet you’ve become someone I rely on so much... You’re just always surprising me.”

Magic Lv Up “This power...! Young Master! Did you see that just now!? Wait... He’s not here. Kgh. That must mean this still isn’t enough...!”

Limit Break “I need to get even bigger, smarter, and stronger to be a proper servant for the Young Master!”

Groovy “I’m feeling happy and energized! This really does feel nice. Make sure you never forget all this success I’ve made!”

Lesson Select “Human! I decided to take a class with you today. Which one do you want? Hurry up and pick.”

“What? You look so nervous. Isn’t the point of classes you’re weak in to be a challenge for you?”

“Master Lilia taught me that your classes are just another part of your training. I’m not going to slack off in any of my subjects.”

Lesson Start “Let’s give today our all!”

Lesson End “Knowledge enriches the body and soul! Let’s work hard next time too!”

Battle Start “I’ll swallow you whole!”

Battle End “This win is for our king!”

Other

Profile Quote “Don’t even think that you can come close to the great Lord Malleus Draconia, lowly human!”

January 2020 Trailer “Are you a new student too? Take utmost care not to be rude to the Young Master.”

Countdown Poster “Meager humans ought to bow down before the Young Master.”

Login Bonus “Hmph! You’re pretty capable for a human. But I don’t go a single day without training myself.”

Player Birthday Wish “What are you doing here? On your birthday, you’re supposed to eat your favorite food, sing, and celebrate. You didn’t even know that…? Very well, then. I’ll teach you how to spend your birthday the right way!”

Magic History

Good ★

“Come at me anytime!”

“I’m... not tired!”

“Humans are so shallow.”

“I learned a lot from this.”

“The Young Master is even more incredible.”

“Cat! Shut up!”

“Serve the king.”

“The Young Master will make history.”

“Silver’s asleep?”

Great ★★

“I want to get closer to the Young Master.”

“Fascinating...”

“Piece of cake!”

Perfect ★★★

“Easy.”

“I have no business with weaklings.”

“Don’t make light of me, human.”

Special Lesson Perfect ★★★

“My answer is this!”

“How old is the Headmaster...?”

“I won’t let you disturb me!”

Flying

Good ★

“It’s a beautiful morning.”

“I’m not letting Silver win.”

“I’m not scared of getting hurt.”

“I can’t turn smoothly.”

“Trust me on my speed!”

“My stomach growled.”

“I respect our coach’s stamina.”

“Take control of your problems...”

“I’m going to master this.”

Great ★★

“Oh...! Young Master!”

“I feel like jumping for joy!”

“I’m never off my guard.”

Perfect ★★★

“No one can catch up to me!”

“All right!”

“You want to challenge me?”

Special Lesson Perfect ★★★

“Headmaster, what do you need?”

“Don’t stand where I’m about to go!”

“Everyone’s so slow!”

Alchemy

Good ★

“You’ve looked miserable all morning.”

“I’m keeping an eye on Master Lilia.”

“I’m very adept.”

“Let’s do this!”

“Immortality, huh...?”

“Did I get ahead of Silver?”

“That’s a gross color...”

“I’m hungry...”

“I’m not a dog!”

“Did you read the footnotes?”

“I see.”

“Humans are so greedy.”

“Gold isn’t going to satisfy me.”

“This jewel would suit the Young Master.”

“Be quiet and take your lesson!”

Great ★★

“There’s nothing I can’t eat.”

“Please praise me!”

“You think I could fail at this level?”

“Hmph. Piece of cake.”

“Gape at the power of the Valley of Thorns!”

Perfect ★★★

“Young Master, please accept this.”

“No trouble at all.”

“This is probably how the Young Master would do it.”

“What do you think? Perfect, huh?”

“You still can’t do it?”

Special Lesson Perfect ★★★

“Stay cool... and composed.”

“No one could outshine the Young Master.”

“Hm? He’s watching me.”

“I’ll get grades that won’t tarnish our dorm’s name!”

“A perfect brew.”

[submissivekillers]

michael myers (og ?? rz?? u choose. up to u), herbert west, n ash williams first kisses w/ their s/o?

drwhat if…. DOUBLE the mikey…. we getting soft tonight my good binches

Michael Myers (OG)

he’s following you

this isn’t out of the ordinary - Michael likes to keep you close, at first to make sure you weren’t going to run to the cops or anything stupid like that and now more for the novelty of someone who isn’t scared shitless of him - but he’s particularly clingy today 

you woke up and he was standing over your bed. you took a shower and he came in to watch your silhouette through the curtain, not leaving until you threatened to turn the detachable showerhead on him. you made breakfast? he was looming over your shoulder. you sat on the couch to read? he was sitting on the other end, masked gaze fixed on you 

you get the idea. the final straw is when you’re grabbing a drink from the fridge and he’s standing behind the door when you close it, nearly making you drop the damn bottle you’re so startled

you try and take a moment to breathe - try being the operative word, because as soon as you put your things on the counter and turn to shoot him A Look one heavy hand settles over your eyes, broad enough to cover pretty much the entire upper half of your head, and you freeze. you don’t think he could straight up crush your skull with his bare hands, but it’s Michael so you’re not going to risk it? and - 

he’s kissing you

his lips are a little cool, but surprisingly soft, lingering on yours for only a moment before it’s over. you’re not even really sure it was a kiss at all until his hand lifts from your face and you see him readjust his mask, tugging it down to hide a full mouth and strong jaw 

he leaves abruptly, but you call after him that next time he should just ask instead of being weird about it (spoiler alert: next time he’s still weird about it) 

Michael Myers (RZ)

you’re in a bad way

i’m not talking mildly upset because of a rough day, or sniffling a little because of what happened in that book you’ve been skimming - you’re full-on sobbing, hiccuping for breath, folded into a crumpled ball on your couch 

you’re so out of it that it actually takes you a moment to register Michael’s hulking shape filling your doorway, head tilted to the side (normal) and body language distinctly worried (less normal.) now that you think of it, this is probably the first time he’s seen you cry

he comes to his knees before you when you call him, tall enough that he still has a couple inches on you. you try and give an abridged version of your troubles through your blubbering, pausing often to sniffle and scrub furiously at your red eyes. it’s after one such halt, lowering your hands and blinking away a fresh wave of tears, that you notice his mask has been pushed up, the realization cutting off your words like a needle lifting from a record

he tentatively cups your cheek, angling your head so he can press a kiss to the corner of your eye, tracing the sheen of tear tracks to lay his lips on the hollow of your cheekbone, the angle of your jaw

by the time he finally kisses you for real, your tears have dried, surprise and a slowly-growing warmth replacing your desolation. his stubble scrapes pleasantly over your skin and you sigh, the sound morphing into a startled moan when he slips his tongue in your mouth 

Michael pulls back and studies you for a moment, the weight of his gaze evident despite the odd angle of his mask. apparently pleased by the fact that you’ve stopped crying, he grunts, shifts the mask back into place, and flops onto the sofa 

you let him pull you close (not that you could really stop him) and cradle you against his chest, heartbeat steady under your ear. yours still races, the implications of your serial killer sort-of roommate kissing you starting to sink in - but he’s warm and solid beneath you, and it’s much easier to just give in

Herbert West

your lab partner and maybe-boyfriend is legitimately one of the smartest people you’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing

he is also a fucking dumbass

you are thinking this as you duck to avoid the swipe of a very pissed off corpse, retaliating with a swing of your baseball bat into its side that only seems to make it angrier. Herbert grabs your arm and tugs you back, pulling you into an alcove and slamming the door in the reanimated’s face before leaving your side so he can dig through one of the many boxes scattered throughout

you’re pretty sure this is all going to work out fine - Herbert has a knack for getting out of messy situations like this, and really it’s only one undead - but still, it feels like an appropriate time for you to lean your bat against the wall, take his face in your hands, and kiss him 

he flails, making a startled sound against your mouth. you keep your eyes closed, not wanting to see his expression if you’ve been reading him wrong - but then his hands clamp down on your shoulders, pulling you close desperately as the pair of you kneel on the cool floor

the sound of fists banging against the door (which creaks alarmingly) snaps you out of it, breaking apart with a gasp. you avoid his grasping hands as you rise and retrieve your bat, locking eyes with him still on the floor. he actually pouts at you, the bastard. “kiss me again.” 

“the faster we put that thing down, the faster you get another kiss,” you hiss back. Herbert ponders this for a moment, then nods, beckoning you behind the door and withdrawing a power drill from the box with a smile that is way too giddy given the circumstances

what an asshole. you’re pretty sure you’re in love with him 

Ash Williams 

of course it happens in the Delta

you’re pulled over somewhere, bellies full of greasy diner food (that you paid for, but hey, the man deserves a good meal.) maybe you’re both kinda buzzed, but it’s pleasant, just enough to lower your inhibitions a couple notches

you’re both sitting back, seats reclined. you’re rambling about something inconsequential and suddenly you realize that Ash is looking at you like you hung the moon, soft and warm with a tender little smile at the edges of his mouth. he catches you gawking at him and clears his throat, looking away and raking a hand through his hair in an attempt to keep his cool

and you can’t have that, not when the two of you have been dancing around this weird, fragile flirtation for months now, so it’s the easiest thing in the world to seat yourself in his lap and kiss him 

it’s a little awkward - you’ve got one knee braced on the center console and the steering wheel’s pressing into your back - but the immediate moan makes the discomfort worth it 

Ash holds you flush against him, flesh hand settling on your hip and the other sinking into your hair. his grip is tight but he’s happy to let you take the lead, opening to you when you nip gently at his bottom lip and whining into your mouth. it’s very little time at all before you can feel how hard he is against your thigh

you break away to breathe, but he doesn’t let you get far, holding you close enough that you can still feel his exhale on your lips. he looks completely wrecked from that one kiss, face flushed and eyes dark with want and warmth

“groovy,” he breathes, hand sliding off your hip to squeeze your ass, and you laugh and kiss him again