#greyjoys

[jeyneofpoole]

[empressofmankind]

"Euron stood by the window, drinking from a silver cup. He wore the sable cloak he took from Blacktyde, his red leather eye patch, and nothing else. "When I was a boy, I dreamt that I could fly," he announced. "When I woke, I couldn't . . . or so the maester said. But what if he lied?"

Close up under the cut.

Send me to therapy, I am completely unreasonable about this bag of human trash.

[fleurdeliet]

Modern (and happy) Urri and Aeron (before growing his hair and beard longer... and wetter... and falling into religion). Urri doesn't have all of his fingers but at least he's alive.

Based on the idea of modern AU that I discussed with @lubitelnitsahe

I just want to draw happy Greyjoys 🖤

[ripperrupertgiles]

Weather you sympathize with Theon, hate Theon or are indifferent to Theon you have to admit his facial expression here is pretty funny.

[softest-beigest-pillow]

if you are 18+, friendly, queer-friendly, and ship characters from ASOIAF/GOT, you are welcome to join Not Safe For Westeros, a discord server dedicated to ship and kink content in the lands of Westeros and Essos

[closethedoorandcomehere]

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Prophet

Close The Door And Come Here - AFfC The Prophet

Is this the worst chapter in all of the books? Maybe, because the Iron Islands suck. Is it Damphair or Damfere and is he naked this entire chapter? Kingsmoot!

[tanoraqui]

relatedly, why don't you click this link and make an Asha-worthy battle plan to vote before or on November 5? Don't forget your downballot races, either - it's not all about the Iron Throne!

justice for all the women of westeros but especially ASHA GREYJOY who ran for president on a platform of “I’ll finally end the forever wars that have brought us literally no gain whatsoever” and still somehow lost to an evil wizard who did the fantasy equivalent of bringing back plutonium rods from Chernobyl

[iphigeniacomplex]

you’ve been a prisoner of war since you were ten years old but the prodigal son is finally returning and this time you have a battle plan. you’ve been to war. you’re the trueborn son of a lord and your only living sibling is your older sister (notably a woman), so there’s no threat to your succession. basically? you have this lord of the seven kingdoms shit in the bag. there’s a red comet in the sky and that comet is YOU, baby! got your nice doublet on and everything. everything’s coming up theon everything’s coming up greyjoy this time for me. Unfortunately your dad is immediately pissed at you he says theon you look gay as fuck. theon i bet that necklace wasn’t even looted. theon did NED STARK turn you GAY during your CAREFREE YEARS LIVING IT UP AS A CHILD PRISONER OF WAR. Like omg i JUST got here. and to make matters worse while you were away everybody became a feminist so you aren’t even heir to pyke anymore you’re just somebody’s flop gay son. you’re just somebody’s flop gay son on a rock in the ocean foreverrr

[shebsart]

POV characters: AFFC

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[agot]

[acok]

[asos]

[asoiafwomensource]

A selection of women of A Song of Ice and Fire (part 1 - part 2)

[jeyneofpoole]

sansa is going to cosmetology school on ned’s money (flunking) so theon begs her to do his frosted tips because he’s scared of bleach and she needs a practice dummy so she’s like sure and she puts him in the stupid little bonnet with the holes that you pull pieces of hair through to lighten the ends but she gets the cheapest ones from the beauty supply store because she’s not going to waste her good stuff on theon so the plastic is so cheap that it bleeds into the bleach. theon and his puke-green frosted tips go home to the iron islands for westerosi thanksgiving and balon calls him so many slurs that theon literally just walks into the sea and never goes home again. also! asha is cyber-bullying his thirst-trapping instagram from five burner accounts until he posts a black screen private story that just says ‘don’t hit me up rn iykyk’ and she feels so bad about it that she creates another fake account to hype him up. but i think what’s really important is his yuckysgusting frosted tips ok this one got away from me a little bit

[empressofmankind]

Magic mirror on the wall,

Who's the fairest one of the worst of them all?

[berriesandcherry]

Jon and Cat every time they thought of Theon

[lycorim]

Robb Stark YOU 🫵 are mom now

[souryam]

" He raised his eyes. 'Sister. See. This time i knew you.' "

[foudreika]

Game of Thrones 3D keychain designs 💅

In case you're not familiar with what I do, I'm also a merchmaker and used to make various merch of stuff I like :D I've been wanted to do GoT merch for years but was too afraid before because I didn't have the skills etc...

But not anymore!! 😼 So here's the designs I've been working on for a while. It was quite a challenge but I'm happy with the result, the backgrounds were the most challenging part lmao!!

I'll post pics of them when I'll have them and ready to be purchased on my shop! 🤸‍♀️ For now, hope you'll like the designs! (I also have some HotD charms that I'll post later, but did months before so I'm less happy with how they look lmao)