#green ass trees

[endcant]

[housecow]

I find it strange how you'd like to get so fat that you depend on someone but at the same time you're saying that you wanna do gardening. It's like there is a confrontation between your kink and your regular life...

in fantasy (or with a lot of consideration between me and my feeder) i’d become dependent. realistically, i’ve always dreamt of having my own garden and i think i could keep up with it at over 350lbs tbh

why can’t i have both…… scooter accessible garden pls. with raised beds i won’t have to bend over too much 🥺

bonus. bacon and tomato sandwich w home grown red snapper variety tomatoes, one of the only beefsteak-like varieties that grow in TX 🥳 DELICIOUS w mayo and some black pepper.

[yurki-posts]

Comfort sillies :>

[ickyguts]

@technicoloranimalviolence SENT ME THE ORIGINAL AND SAID IT WAS FLIPQY AND I HAD TO DRAW IT

[smashwolfen]

The most perfect picture of Soshi I may ever take! Noticed she was sitting looking out the window and I had to get up and take this so fast before she decided to move ;w;

[ashtonisvibing]

oh also i'm nearly done with summer in stardew and i'm fucking loving the 1.6 update so far

especially how much fishing stuff has been added!! new fishing tournies!! bait maker!! you can make your bobber a rubber ducky!! you can steam fish!!

as an avid sdv fisher, this makes me quite happy :333

[somerandomgal19]

WHO CARES ABOUT FUCKING FORTUNE! COME HOME RIGHT NOW!

DID YOU REALLY LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTER BEHIND JUST TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY?!

[woundedheartwithin]

There’s an influx of city folk out here in the fuckin boonies where I live, and occasionally one of them will think it’s funny to rev their engines to try and scare my goats and/or horses. And just based on principle, I frown on that type of behavior and don’t appreciate it, because hey you’re harassing my animals, but I do concede that it is funny to see them run, because my goats have floppy ears and they fly around everywhere. The funniest part of all of this, tho, is that they’re inevitably disappointed because my goats and horses do not give a single shit about the cars/motorcycles/what have you or their silly little engines, so they just flat ignore them and keep grazing and I sit here on the porch laughing as they just putter off real slow in defeat

They do end up making my dogs start howling but I guess that’s just not as entertaining

[jusiri]

birthday cake for me :)

[garlic-sauc3]

also, on that note, why does every "futuristic" thing lack color. I do not want to live in a place with white metal walls everywhere and 0 plant life. I want color and murals and street art and forests and trees and bricks and stone and proof of life

[marciliedonato]

god said you can dye your hair a funky fun color......BUT WATCH OUT !

[aincretop]

its so fucking wimdy!!!!!!

[kationella]

You know what, guys? You're right.

The tales of Garth's children do sound like they were the mythology from pre-Pact Reach, with the "founders" being the original gods of the region, later adapted to make them not gods but mortal heroes like so many mythologies in our world.

I mean, we have the fertility god + king of the gods + dying-and-rising god + primordial teacher (Garth), the divine twins (Harlon and Herndon), the golden apple (Rowan Gold-Tree), the little people (Children of the Forest), the trickster (Florys the Fox), the horned deity (Bors the Breaker) and more.

Heck, for all we know the original nobles were priests of a specific deity before the Pact was made and they adopted the Old Gods from the Children of the Forest. Of course, some names were forgotten like the "king of the bees" or the lover and "rich rival" from Rowan's tale.

[swiftiebxtch]

sorry, they hid him under THE WILLOW CAPE? ahahahahaah

The way they wanted to make sure it was a full-on surprise and no one caught onto it!

- The Eras Tour in London, England (N3) on June 23, 2024

[thejoyofviolentmovement]

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[time-was-over]

not to vaguepost but those takes are actually so bad holy fuck