Portland Babe / Oregon native / Freak
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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so many leftists think abt a revolution like the rapture
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keep being emo in public. you're saving the world
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I work at indeed.com my job is throwing all of the applications away
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Many of you say community when what you really want is friendship
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transphobes are on a different plane of existence than the rest of us how do you manage to come to these conclusions
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please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate
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CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock
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Everyone made fun of this but he had a valid question tbh
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