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☆ great tiger headcanons ☆
i might be inactive since school just started and im trying to get my shit together, enjoy this mess
- emotionally unavailable, he uses his clones as personal therapists and helpers so he doesnt show much emotions to the others since he doesnt feel comfortable
- 100% has taken a "am i gay quiz" online (also many others have)
- not scared of bugs, at all, he's willing to spare spiders & any other silly critter but mosquitos & flies are the only exception
- his gem shining is not intentional, he hates it a whole lot and has considered taking it off before deciding to keep it because "its too iconic now"
- Really good friends with the referee, they knew each other way before his career and they chat inbetween matches
- worst cook ever, hes doing his best not to burn down his house
- uses flippity-flappity hand movements while talking,it just comes to him naturally
- has friendly dance-offs with disco kid fairly often, theyre out for blood while playing just dance
- curls up like a cat when sleeping
- jumps around when excited, has to have a moment to calm down
- listens to true crime documentaries when trying to sleep
- unironically good at math (teach me)
#punch out#headcanon#punch out wii#punch out headcanons#great tiger#great tiger headcanons#didnt project on him suprisingly#not his biggest fan but not his biggest enemy either#hes just some guy who can fly or smth#hes cool but not cool enough for me to project onto#oh no oh mama
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Okay so I think it was @sportacandy who requested this I accidentally deleted the original request, IF IT WASNT YOU THEN IM SO SORRY FOR TAGGING YOU AND IM SORRY TO THE PERSON WHO ORIGINALLY ASKED-
warning: gets more unhinged after the minor circuit, some swearing, some shenanigans yknow, just the usual APOLOGIES FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES
Punch out characters stuck in a room with each other for 24 hours😼
Glass Joe:
Hiding in a corner with Piston, Bear, Kaiser and Bull
Had to act out sponge bob when they were all playing charades, he didnt know though because he knew it as bob L'eponge (everyone lost it when he said the french name bless)
Fell asleep first and woke up with drawings all over his face, someone drew a weenie on his forehead. He was NOT happy about it
When they played blind mans bluff, he was too busy running away from Aran that he ran straight into Kaiser and got a fat nose bleed-
Von Kaiser:
Literally a ticking time bomb on legs, by the 5th hour he was on EDGE and was ready to get the flip out of there
Kaiser got into a fist fight with Soda because he accidentally choked and spat knock off pepsi all over his new boot's, he was NOT having it
Yelled at everyone who came near him, then fell asleep and scared everyone because he looked like he passed away
Was screaming bloody murder during blind mans bluff because Aran started crawling at him on all fours
Disco kid:
Had a wrestling match with Tiger for no reason whats so ever, fought like actual siblings tho-
"Dude, im gonna rip your mustache off so hard"
"im going to shove my toes so far down your throat also dont-"
"WHAAAAAAT"
Got a bit loopy and kept singing "party rock is in the house tonight", it started getting stuck in everyone's head so he got told to shut the fuck up by Sandman
Started a game of charades, lost his shit when Joe said he knew 'sponge bob' as 'bob l'eponge', he giggled about it for the remaining time they were there
started dragging Aran by his ankles during blind mans bluff because he kept scaring everyone by running around on all fours. ( by the way, no background music was playing whilst he was singing, so it was just pure awkward silence inbetween the verses)
King hippo:
Had snacks galore. He didnt want to share them they were his life line...
Until he Accidentally scared Kaiser awake and made him cry, he gave the remaining mango he had left to him and shuffled away akwardly-
Tried to nap, but Disco and Tiger started wrestling and screaming next to him so he just kinda sat there in the corner
Also got into a fist fight with Soda because he snatched his crown off and used it as a bat to hit Aran with during blind mans bluff
Piston Hondo:
Made a sort of safe house with Bear, Bull , Kaiser and Joe in a corner away from all the chaos
Was meant to imitate a chicken during charades but he got so embarrased he begged someone else to take his turn
Tried to pull Tiger and Disco apart whenever he thought their roughhousing was getting too dangerous
Screamed the most when they played blinds mans bluff, he jumped onto a random table but slipped of and broke it
(totally not inspired by the time I got thundercunted to the ground by a foldable bunk bed thing whilst playing blind mans bluff with my friends...)
Bear hugger:
Was a little confused as to why: Disco and Tiger were wrestling, why Kaiser was crying, why Joe had a nose bleed and why Aran was getting jumped by Soda with Hippo's crown... But he vibed anyway-
When the time came to sleep, he kept everyone up because this man sleeptalks
Started yearning for the outside as soon as the 5th hour set in, got giddy and started howling for some reason-
Was mid conversation with everyone about the first time he caught a salmon... But he never finished the story because he fell asleep
Great Tiger:
Just went up to Disco and started tackling him, then started screaming because Disco grabbed his mustache in self defense-
Was about to rap whilst most of the boxers were asleep, but a very grumpy kaiser shouted at him
was cheating in blind mans bluff by floating off the ground, so you can imagine what happened when his jewel fell off after all the roughhousing with Disco loosened it
When everyone eventually got bored he had a full blown debate with his clones about who is stronger, him or great tiger clone no.2
Don Flamenco:
Screaming like he was being murdered whilst Aran chased him on all fours during blind mans bluff
Kept talking about Carmen when everyone was trying to sleep. This drove all of them up the wall:
"you know... This reminds me of the time me and my wonderful amor, Carmen-"
"stop simping brah" "man seriously?..." "blyat does anyone have tissue my ears hurt" "SCHWEIGEN DU- just. stop... FUCK-" "you just ruined a vital moment in the manga I am reading Don." "im going to slap you... Then slap you again with all 3 of my clones." "everyone. Be quiet." "DON PAL, NO ONE CARES RIGHT NOW BUDDY PLEASE JUST STOP" "mon dieu, save me-" "FECK OFF YOU PIECE OF GOBSHITE, WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE SO UGLY THE NURSE SLAPPED YER MOTHER"
Started screaming like a fog horn because Macho bitch slapped his toupee off but its okay because it was an 'accident' (spoiler- it wasnt)
Kept leaning against the door dramatically and sighing, ended up falling asleep and he stayed there until someone threw something at him to wake him up
Aran Ryan:
So he threw a shoe at Don because he somehow fell asleep leaning on the door and no one wanted to wake him up cus they felt bad
ended up getting jumped by Soda and Sandman because he would NOT be quiet (he was so loud it was like he had a built in speaker)
Got yelled at for singing party rock, not because it was annoying but because he sang the lyrics wrong
"party rockers in the house tanighttt"
"its party rock IS not rockers in" "yeah🤨"
"dont be daft, really? party rock is in the-...oh it is"
Kept cheating during blind mans bluff by looking down underneath his blind fold so he could see where he was going. (im guilty of doing this-)
Soda popisnki:
Got his ass semi beat by Kaiser after ruining his boots, he thinks he gave Kaiser a concussion but is unsure
Absolutely thundercunted Hippo's crown at Aran, it left a massive dent in the wall so now he is getting fined for it (FREE HIM)
Somehow did an amazing impression of a tractor during charades which sent everyone, even Sandman couldnt stop chuckling about it
Got really 'intoxicated' off his soda and started dancing in the middle of the room and no one could stop him it was really bad-
Bald bull:
Tweaking out in the corner with Kaiser because he was very hangry
Had to be held back by Bear and Piston after Disco, Tiger and Aran sang 'party rock anthem' by LMFAO for the 5th time
Punched a hole through a wall at one point because he was angry, but then he felt really bad about it and got kinda sad
Shouted at Aran to leave him tf alone during blind mans bluff because he kept stroking his bald head (aran tf????)
Super macho man:
Said "totally didnt mean to hit your awesome wig dude" to Don after slapping his toupee (he totally meant it, he just really wanted to slap it)
Kept taking photos of himself with flash whilst everyone was trying to sleep, got pillows thrown at him by Joe and Piston
Broke his sunglasses during blind mans bluff and started WAILING like bro was SOBBING (he sat on them btw)
Got bored so he started flexing his muscles to keep himself entertained, ended up passing out because he forgot to breath-
Sandman:
Sat with Kaiser, Bull, Piston and Joe as they watched Tiger and Disco wrestle. They all had a deadpan expression and Sandy was really confused but decided it would be a better idea if he kept quiet
Found Aran running around on all fours amusing during blind mans bluff... Until Aran crawled towards him and his fight or flight kicked in
Saw Soda beating Aran up and decided to join in, got bored so he did some meditation with Piston
By the time everyone was going to sleep, he had distanced himself. He was in deep thought, not about anything serious, he was just wondering if what had happened in the last 24 hours was real or not-
・*:..。o♬*゚・*:..。o♬*゚・*:..。o♬*゚・*:..。o♬*゚*:.
I hope yall enjoyed!! Bye bye!!
#punch out#punch out wii#Punch out!!#punch out headcanons#OH LORD AGAIN.#glass joe#von kaiser#disco kid#king hippo#piston hondo#bear hugger#great tiger#don flamenco#aran ryan#soda popinski#bald bull#super macho man#Mr.sandman#I think party rock os in the hous but im not too sure
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Some headcanons about the kinda games the PO Boxers would probably be addicted to
Glass Joe: -Literally plays every management and business sim game in existence, when there is something new that looks fun, he will buy it without hesitation
-Vicariously living through the success his virtual businesses have
-When he wants to built off stress he plays games like Doom where he just beats up monsters in a gore fest, it's weirdly cathartic for him
Von Kaiser: -Hardcore civilization addict, didn't sleep for 3 days because he got so into his beef with George Washington after he built a city right next to his capital (Based on a true story that happened in my civilization game)
-Talks shit about his computer opponents like they're real people
-When he wants to actually relax he plays Minecraft, falls into the first hole, never finds the exit and just hollows out the earth and builds an underground civilization
Disco Kid: -Addicted to rhythm and dancing games of all kinds, he probably has a ddr machine at his place and it gets used regularly
-But also Rhythm heaven and guitar hero and stuff isn't safe from him, he will find them and he will get the best score
King Hippo:
-Likes to play the really simple platformers that are usually made for kids. He could play something more difficult, but he just finds the simple stuff much more relaxing and cuter to look at -If the art style isn't appealing to him he ain't playing, end of story, no matter how good the gameplay is
Piston Hondo: -Virtual Pet Games have taken over his life, to the point where he even got himself a tamagotchi. Everything about it just appeals to him, the cute aesthetic, the animals, the emotional attachment, the reward for your hard work by seeing your pet propser? Yes, please
-And Puzzle Games, specifically the Sailor Moon ones
Bear Hugger:
-Doesn't game a lot, but if he does, he likes the cozy simulators, usually with animals or just living in the wilderness and building a house or a bed'nbreakfast, that kinda stuff
-He's also an arcade game enjoyer, he just likes simple stuff he can pick up, play for a few minutes and can then put away again
Great Tiger:
-Card Games. All the card games. No matter, it has a card game, he'll play it. His current obsession is Slay the Spire, he played it so much, he even dissociated and began playing it in his head while he tried to fall asleep
-No matter the aesthetic, he just wants the card games
Don Flamenco:
-Stupidly addicted to Stardew Valley, like it's not even funny anymore. Actually learnt how to mod just so he could add like an absurd amount of mods to the game, you couldn't even recognize the base game anymore
-He has so many hours in Stardew Valley, it took his life over at some point. He used to have a multiplayer farm with Carmen, but then he got so into it that she got kinda left behind in it all, oops-
Aran Ryan:
-Horror Game junkie, this guy just likes torturing himself, he lives for the adrenaline. Stuff like Outlast and Dead Space is his fucking jam, anything that makes him almost shit himself
-If not that, then he wants to play something funny, like actual funny games he will laugh at for hours, he hasn't found a lot, but the few he did find he could play again and again and never stop laughing at
Soda Popinski:
-Also not that much of a gamer, but he really enjoys comforting games, like games he would've loved as a child. It's kind of a way for him to return to those times and always gives him a warm, happy feeling
-He even has some old consoles and an ancient TV so he can really capture the feeling of lil pop playing all his favorite games back in the day
-His absolute favorites are the Banjo Kazooie games, he never finished them as a kid, so he got a little emotional when he actually 100 % them as an adult
Bald Bull:
-He doesn't really game on his own, but when he has people or family over, he will always join when they wanna play Mario Party or Kart or any of the party games
-He doesn't get a lot of enjoyment out of playing on his own, but playing these cute party games with people he loves is like one of his favorite times ever
Macho Man:
-Dating sims, ironically, like he eats that shit up- he gets like all the good endings, but not the ones where he gets rejected, cause getting rejected is Bogus-
-Usually goes the women routes, but 'messed' up one time and went on a man route and has had bisexual thoughts ever since that he will try to ignore till his dying breath, his tiny brain can't handle it
Sandman:
-Adventure games, hands down. No matter what kind, the cool ones, the funny ones, the scary ones, the adorable ones, the ones for kids. If he can click a character around on an interactable background, collect items and combine them with other items to solve puzzles and progress, he WILL play it
-he very much prefers the classics in that regard though, like King's Quest for example
#punch out#punch out headcanons#glass joe#von kaiser#disco kid#king hippo#piston hondo#great tiger#bear hugger#don flamenco#aran ryan#soda popinski#bald bull#super macho man#mr sandman
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PO boxers eye colour's
Blue eyes: Glass Joe, Aran Ryan, Super Macho Man
Green eyes: Bear Hugger, Great Tiger
Hazel eyes: Disco Kid, Soda Popinski
Brown eyes: Von Kaiser, Bald Bull
Amber eyes: Don Flamenco, Mr. Sandman
Gray eyes: Piston Hondo, Lil Mac
Uhhh...?: King Hippo
...I don't know why this mattered to me, but it did.
#punch out wii#aran ryan#bald bull#bear hugger#disco kid#doc louis#don flamenco#glass joe#great tiger#king hippo#von kaiser#piston hondo#soda popinski#super macho man#lil mac#headcanon
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🐅 Mirage-dance follow
having clones is so fun because you can get them to make a tumblr account
🐯 Tiger5262 follow
stop having me bring you snacks you lazy shit
🐈 Tiger88977 follow
we have had enough of your dumbass, go get up and do your chores
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🏆 Wvba-official-blog follow
We're sorry to inform you all about this: Great Tiger and Disco Kid's match will be cancelled due to an accident. We all wish you well.
🥖 Baguettedude29 follow
dont fucking say it like that he got his ass kicked by his own clones
🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow
excuse me WHAT
📀 Dancing-king follow
GREAT TIGER GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY HIS CLONES SPREAD THE WORD
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🍀 İrishlad420 follow
i think i just saw bull accidentally trip on his own bag and punch the floor
🍀 İrishlad420 follow
guys i think bull is co
🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow
aran is fucking dead
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🐻 Eternalhugs follow
going fishing : )
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back from fishing : )
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My headcannon Halloween costumes for punch-out crew:
It's also because if I draw them, the presentation will be horrible as I would rush the drawing. :(
Glass Joe: Napoleon Bonaparte
Von Kaiser: G.I Joe or Frankenstein
Disco kid: Hoodwinked Mr. Flippers (Not so 80's)
King Hippo: King K Rool (Donkey Kong)
Piston Hondo: Uzamaki Shuichi Saito(2000) or Tuxedo Mask(Sailor Moon)
Great tiger:Shere Khan in a suit (I'm not kidding it was actually aired on TV.) Or he could be a Genie.
Bear Hugger: Lumber Jack
Don "Rosie Posie" Flamenco: Manolo Sanchez (Book of life)
Carmen: Maria Posada (Book of life)
Aran Ryan: Sponged Bob or H2o delirious or terroriser
Soda Popinski: Patrick star or CarTooNz or Daithi De Nogla
Bald bull: He's going to be Jafar. (You can suggest in the comments, I want him to have a better costume.)
Super Macho Man: Batman
Mr. Sandman: It's in his name, he's sandman.
Doc Louis: I can't think. :( (Rick Sanchez)
Little Mac: I also can't think. :'( (Morty Smith)
The ref: Unwillingly dresses up as Mario. He originally wanted to be Fred from Scooby Doo. But he also can be squidward.
My.Thougths.Head .Empty.
Have a good Hallows Eve-
#punch out#punch out!!#soda popinski#aran ryan#bald bull#don flamenco#piston hondo#super macho man#little mac#doc louis#great tiger#bear hugger#glass joe#von kaiser#king hippo#disco kid#punch out carmen#punch out referee#mr.sandman#punch out headcanons#halloween
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Back at it With the Punch Out Headcanons.
It's been a long while since I've done any Punch Out Headcanons, and combined with the fact that I looked through my old posts and may or may not have cringed a little, I'm gonna add some more headcanons and update some current ones. (Mostly cause they were made out of little information I had at the time.)
Also, just throwing up a warning real quick as some of these headcanons do mention some heavier topics like familial abuse and childhood neglect for some of these boxers. However, they don't go into detail.
Glass Joe:
I called him a cinnamon roll last time, and that still holds true, but I didn't realize how sassy this man was. Telling you you're bad for his health, making it clear he's coming for you by pointing at you like you just committed a crime, this mfer has some spunk for having a hundred losses to a single victory. He's still extremely chill, but he's not above throwing hands if necessary.. even if he might lose.
100% the type of person to make baked goods for someone if they're down or it's their birthday. Part of the reason why he likes taking his friends to lunch.
Even though the WVBA doesn't seem to have an age limit, especially apparent with boxers like Gabby and Hoy, he's still not looking forward to the day he must retire. He enjoys boxing, it's why he's still kicking despite losing so much, and he hates the idea he won't be in the ring anymore.
Tumblr has broken his humor.
Von Kaiser:
Was exposed to so much propaganda as a kid that he makes a point to learn all sides of the story purely out of spite.
His dad was in the military, so respect was almost literally beaten into this man's head as he grew up. However, despite the trauma, he doesn't believe in his father's tactics, so he chose to turn his boxing career into a place where he can teach other kids the proper way to become respectable adults without the trauma he was put through.
Has a difficult time expressing his feelings, but will eventually give in if it's someone he's close to or with enough coaxing. However, the quickest way to gain his trust and help him open up is to respect his space. His expressions make it pretty clear what he wants.
Kinda has to be dragged to make any sort of online presence. He only has a Facebook and a Tumblr. It would've been strictly Facebook had Joe not encourage him to make a Tumblr. (The site has also broken his humor.)
Disco Kid:
Has 100% wore your typical 80s disco fashion. There's a reason why he's called "Disco Kid." His grandparents were big disco dancers, which eventually got passed down to him. Rollerskating's pretty much paired up with that, so he breaks it down.
Is quite an oddball when it comes to being a boxer. With his history, you'd think he'd just stick with being a dancer, but he's never liked the idea of his passion being his profession. He likes the freedom in his dancing, so it's staying as a hobby. Of course, you need money for hobbies, you saw his car, so he took up boxing when he saw a poster for a WVBA match. He may not be the best, but he loves boxing enough to want to incorporate it with his dancing.
Has made it a mission to learn every instrument there is! He loves his disco stuff, but he has a general love for music. Old, new, fancy, simple, it doesn't matter. If it exists, he wants to learn it.
Is one of the more tech savvy boxers of the group. There's a chat in the Discord server that is solely for memes cause he wouldn't stop posting them in general. ("I've been kicked for posting memes in general. Help-") May or may not be part of the reason Joe's and Von's humors are broken.
King Hippo:
He may be royalty, but he's one of the most humbled beings you'll ever meet. He's definitely an acts of service kind of guy, so he's holding doors open for people, giving people food, using his money to help the citizens on his island, his mother raised him well.
Has personally fought and chased Airbnb off of his island after they tried their greedy bullshit. They already cause people in other places problems, he'd be damned if they're welcomed on his island! (It was televised too, so his appearance alone made even Sandman shake in his boots.)
You're not gonna believe this, but.. Hippo can speak English. He can speak it really well, actually. His iconic way of speaking originally started for show, but became his main way of talking, but English was his first language, so, on the few occasions where he needs to actually talk, he surprises everyone in the room with it.
Has experience in architecture. Safe to say it's one of his biggest passions, and he uses it often to help his citizens because why be a king if you just sit on your ass all day when you can help your people instead? He sneers at most kings he's heard about.
Piston Hondo:
He's such a snarky lil shit in the ring, it's almost comical. He does it on purpose just to cause problems. He's fine outside the ring, but the boxers can tell when he's out to cause problems when his moves his eyebrows more than he normally should.
Second to Tiger when it comes to being a clean freak. He sneezes at the littlest things, so he has air filters and humidifiers all over his home. It's helped quite a bit! If he's in a room where it's dirty, he immediately goes into cleaning mode, outfit and all.
His love for drawing and art still holds true. He gets easily inspired, so he always has a sketchbook on him. He eventually picked up digital drawing, feeling unsure at first, but his determination led him to discover how much he loved it! He now makes a point to learn different forms of art, having made a room in his home dedicated to all things art.
Sneaks up on people too easily. He doesn't even do it on purpose most of the time, he's just very light on his feet. Not even the lightest sleeper can hear him moving around when it's three in the morning. 100% mastered this to raid the fridge, there's no way you're this quiet without picking it up somewhere.
Bear Hugger:
Got his knowledge and love for nature from his dad. He fully understands and accepts nature in all her beauty and ugliness. This also means that anything you'd want to know about nature, he's your go-to. He isn't one to sugarcoat things, so any information you wish to know is to be done at your own discretion. (Is also one of Casual Geographic's biggest fans as he keeps it straightforward while also having master word play.)
May or may not have his DNA altered via a were..bear bite. Yeah, who knew his sparring partner was a mythical being? He paid no mind till he started noticing the typical changes found in such a transformation. His speed and strength led to him breaking his tools by accident fairly often, and his sharpened senses overwhelmed him a few times, but he's adjusted to this and uses these abilities to his advantage, especially in hunting. He's thought about possibly climbing the ranks while he still has the time, but is still unsure as he doesn't mind where he currently sits.
Will fight and has fought people who litter without a second thought. The forest he lives in used to be covered in trash, which he spent weeks cleaning, so he takes massive offense to those who don't bother to throw away their trash. If the person purposely does it after being warned? Only God can save you, cause he's thrown people's whole selves into trashcans. (His werebear abilities make this easier to do.)
Was originally gonna be a massage therapist before attending one of his mother's boxing matches. He has always been good with his hands, so he went all the way and gained his license for it. Of course, he prefers boxing, but he hasn't let his license expire, so he still holds the therapist title!
Great Tiger:
Number one clean freak out of everyone in the WVBA. No one knows where he got it. He doesn't even have health issues that require it like Hondo does, but he feels the need to keep his house clean. This also, by extension, means he keeps himself extremely clean. It's not to insufferable levels like with Don, but he always has a light scent of lavender on him. If he was in a dirty room, or a dirty home, you're gonna see about thirty clones all dressed up and cleaning the place.
If the light shines on him just right, his eyes almost look like they're made of liquid gold. He gets a lot of compliments on his eyes, it's ridiculous. It's either the eyes, or the mustache, which, he won't deny, his mustache is pretty fabulous. He loves the compliments, but he does get a bit overwhelmed if they get too much.
Has a deep love for mythology. It doesn't matter where it's from, he reads and learns all he can about it. He's one of the few boxers who suspects Bear Hugger might've had something happen to him due to the subtle changes he's picked up. He's also dressed up as a vampire on a few occasions just for funsies.
He doesn't want to admit it, but whenever he wears a sash belt, the extra bit behaves like a cat's tail. He tries to control it, but it's apparent when he's irritated, it flicks around just like that of a cat. The only thing it doesn't do is lift straight up, which is something that happens when a cat is happy to see you, but it does curl at the end.
Don Flamenco:
For being as cocky as he is, if he feels like he's in the wrong in any way, he's apologizing FAST. He can't imagine ever hurting someone, even if it's unintentional. He also struggles to not cry as he admits he was wrong, but, dammit, he can't help it.
Absolutely adores games that encourage creativity like Sims and Minecraft. He's always looking forward to designing houses and gardens in these games, using any and all tricks he knows to bring extra pizazz to them. It's even better when Carmen's around to join in. His favorite of the bunch is probably Sims 4. Animal Crossing is a close second. (And you know, damn well, that they got the fanciest, gothic houses in the games.)
Don't ever assume Don performs actual bullfighting, cause this man will not let you hear the end of why he's against it. He's one of cultural heritage, but bullfighting is a disgrace in his eyes and looks forward to the day it's illegal across the country. He'd rather fight the bull with his bare hands in a test of strength than ever bring out a weapon.
Doesn't realize how much his perfume bothers people. He loves the smell of perfume, especially anything floral because of course this dude loves his flowers. He gets fussed at a lot for it, so it's a miracle Mac wasn't fazed by it.
Aran Ryan:
His parents are both terrible. The father pretty much drank his life away while the mother ran away. Because of this, Aran was forced to grow up and fend for not only himself, but also for his little sister, Arabella. It's mostly the explanation for his unhinged and masochist-like behavior. Most people don't fuck with crazy.
Despite his rough background, he was able to get help from neighbors, who all silently agreed to take turns watching the two cause American foster systems tend to not fair much better. He worked at several jobs once he was sixteen. He's worked anything from cashier work to yard work and even some automotive work. He wasn't able to finish school, he dropped out as soon as he started working, but eventually got his GED once he took up boxing and got a steady income to help keep Arabella in school.
Does not give a fuck about what people say about him, but will be on the verge of wailing on someone if they dare trash talk his sister. Soda's had to hold him back a few times cause he'll halt the match to fight whoever said some bs, he doesn't play. Luckily, for everyone involved, anyone with a sane enough mind will not dare cross that line.
Thanks to the WVBA and the neighbors, this is the craziest he'll ever get. Outside the ring, he's pretty much one of the most chilled boxers you'll meet. The most he does is pranks, which all go for annoying the people he targets. You can take the Irish man out of the chaos, but you'll never take the chaos out of the Irish man.
Soda Popinski:
Number one cat magnet. He can't explain it, nor is he trying, but cats love him. He can literally just sit on a bench in a random spot, and it wouldn't even take two minutes before a cat comes out of the wild for some pets. He was even once bombarded with a whole bundle of kittens when he saw one on the side of the road one day. He took them all home, named them, and takes great care of them. Tiger seethes with jealousy.
His calm nature is the Yin to Aran's chaotic Yang. He was one of the first boxers to greet Aran when he first joined, and lent an ear to all the stuff Aran was going through and had to get off his chest. After that, the two pretty much became best friends. He's even helped babysit Arabella a few times if no one else was around to help. It's a bromance at this point. Only Soda can calm Aran down if something, or someone, severely pisses the Irish man off.
Has an immune system of steel. Not even diseases like Covid can faze this man. People suspect it's the soda, but it actually lies in the fact that Soda's technically a genetic experiment gone undetected. Someone messed up the shots and his mother got the shot the Russian government was using to make super soldiers. No one knows about it.
No one has successfully hid from this man, his sixth sense for sniffing out bullshit is insane. Don was sent to get drinks, but came back claiming the store was closed, but Soda pointed out the shirt he left with had tiny flowers, but the one he was wearing currently is only dots. Then Disco came in late for his training sessions, claiming he caught the train, but Soda told him that there's a road that avoids it altogether and questioned why he didn't just take that route. It's almost annoying for the other boxers how quickly he puts them on the spot.
Bald Bull:
Mother died when he was only ten, so the rest of his childhood was handled by his shitty father. Despite being the oldest of three, his father gave his younger brother the ranch due to his disapproval of Bull taking up boxing. He kept what his mother said in mind: to follow his dreams, so he did. He's tried to keep contact with his siblings, but they cut contact with him despite knowing their father is in the wrong. He's understandably bitter about it.
When he has himself a me day, he dresses up in his biker gear and drives his saddlebag bike with the ape hangers. (Ape hangers are high sitting handlebars that encourage upright posture.) His helmet conceals his identity, so no one knows it's him driving around and having fun. He became a rebel/biker as a way to break free from his father's control, so it's forever a part of him. He's also outrun the cops on several occasions. They still haven't caught him!
When it's a good day, he's got that extra bit of shithead energy about him. Doesn't even care if he gets his ass beat by Sandman, when he feels good, he's taunting EVERYBODY. His favorite method of taunting is taking the heaviest dumbbell available and lifting it while cocking an eyebrow and grin while the person is down. Heaviest he's done is 260lbs. He's aiming for higher.
His love for Turkish delights came from his mother making them every weekend after dinner. They hold a special place in his heart, using the same recipe his mother wrote for him, along with several other of her recipes, to keep ever since he took up cooking classes. Will burn someone's house down if something ever happens to that little booklet.
Super Macho Man:
Pissing off people is his specialty. Even when he's not really trying, he'll say something extremely dumb that encourages one of the other World Circuit boxers, usually Sandman, sometimes Bull, to come and beat his ass. He's either oblivious, or he's secretly a masochist, cause this happens a lot.
Takes the BIGGEST offense when someone doesn't recognize him. He thinks he's super famous, and there's some truth in that, but you'll always have people who don't keep up with celebrity drama, so his dramatic self gets salty when the person claims to not recognize him. "Well, I thought I was more popular than that!"
Despite being a dick most of the time, he has his silly moments. People compare him to Randy Savage, they're being generous, so he'll go out of his way to quote him with the voice and everything. He's nothing like the guy other than name, but he does find it endearing and will happily give his fans free meme material. He even quotes memes made of Randy, even the breathing one. He almost passed out.
Loves musicals. He was a huge theatre kid, so he's really good at playing assigned parts and has an extremely good singing voice. (Disco may or may not be slightly jealous.) Absolutely got hooked on musicals like Hamilton, The Count of Monte Cristo, and even the Heathers! Doesn't care he's a buff dude, let him wear the costumes and play those leading roles!
Mr. Sandman:
BIG momma's boy. His mother basically raised him on her own, making sure her boy never lost his way once he got out there. He's grateful for having such a loving mother, and he often gifts her a good chunk of his paycheck so she can treat herself nicely. Not much is known about what happened to the father, but he was a former boxer.
Had dreadlocks at one point in time. Took amazing care of them, even sometimes decorating them with golden braid clips. When they fully matured, they made him look like a lion. He was super proud of them and was upset that they got in the way when he decided to take up boxing. He tried to tie them up in a ponytail, but some of the matches he had got heated, and it led to some of his locks getting ripped out. He plans to regrow them once he enters retirement.
Quietly thanks Mac for taking the belt from him that day. He aimed to be the best, not because of his insecurities, but because he wanted to ensure he could provide for his mom. He thought claiming the belt was it, so when Mac took it, he got the much needed kick in the ass to realize that he doesn't need to be perfect to help out. He's already top dog, so he's already reached that goal.
He tries hard to be stoic, but he can't help but chuckle at some of the shenanigans that occur with the other boxers. Aran smacking Bull's head really hard and getting decked for it? He snickered. Soda constantly putting people on the spot? He smirks at it. Macho almost passing out from doing that one Randy meme? That took some self control, especially when all he heard was Macho falling on his back with a loud "THUD" when he had his head turned.
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Carmen:
At first glance, she seems incredibly tame, but she's feisty! If someone angers her enough, she'll straight up rip a nearby door off its hinges and beating them with it. Hell, when she's really happy about something, there's a chance she'll kick the door on the wrong side and rip it off the hinges. She's had to replace the doors around the house a few times due to this, and Don finds it hilarious.
Pastel goth type. She was a pink hater for a long while, but the color grew on her. She's also incorporated other pastel colors into her wardrobe. May or may not also have Monster High stuff that she wears as well.
Works as a hairdresser. She colors and styles her hair often, and it's done so well that her girlfriends got her to do their hair. Some of them eventually suggested to her to pick up hairdressing as a profession, which she decided to give a shot and winded up loving it. She's even helped Don with coloring his hair a few times cause he tends to make a mess when he does it.
Cannot sing to save her own life. She was long ashamed of it too, but Don truly doesn't care whether or not she can sing. Due to this, she slowly regained the confidence to sing her heart out again. Anyone who judges or dares to wish for her to shut up will be met with a very angry Don.
Arabella:
She can do no wrong. No, seriously, she's far too sweet to even attempt the kind of bs Aran pulls on a regular basis. Unfortunately, this also means she's gotten bullied a few times as other kids think she's an easy target, especially considering she's chunky and is likely on the spectrum. When Aran had to try and teach her to defend herself, she questioned why she couldn't be friends with them instead.
People make jokes Joe is the baby of the WVBA, because, y'know, his record, but it's really Arabella. Literally everyone has adopted her. If she ever needs help with anything, there's always someone around to help her. Homework? Hondo, Soda, and even Macho can all help. Friendship advice? Disco is literally the extrovert. If she gets bullied? Well, God help the school board cause everybody's showing up. It's hard to not spoil her cause she's such a good kid.
There's a good chance she could be an engineer when she grows up. She comes up with the most creative, and sometimes simple, ways to solve an issue. Her and Aran had to use bunk beds for a while, but nobody really told them how to properly bunk the beds, so Arabella dug into the closet and grabbed a couple of hangers that they could break and use. Surprisingly, they worked really well. Aran's pride shows when he tells this story.
She loves to color in her free time. She has a whole drawer's worth of coloring books and coloring supplies. When she's done, she often gifts the boxers her work, which is also often themed based on what she thinks fits them. They cherish her work, often framing it and hanging it around their apartments. Some of her work is even on display around the gym they train at. She mostly uses crayons and coloring pencils, but she's been learning to use markers as well. She loves the alcohol markers.
#Punch Out!!#Punch Out#Punch Out Wii#Glass Joe#Von Kaiser#Disco Kid#King Hippo#Piston Hondo#Bear Hugger#Great Tiger#Don Flamenco#Aran Ryan#Soda Popinski#Bald Bull#Super Macho Man#Mr. Sandman#Carmen#Arabella#Frenchie Headcanons#Frenchie Rambles#Punch Out Headcanons#This took a whole two weeks. lol
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stupid headcanon I must let out before I sleep
But I think Tiger would smoke using a pipe.
Not as in he’s an avid smoker, that smokes 24/7. No I mean he’ll just pop it out of nowhere from his magic…pocket or something and just smoke it when he’s stressed.
I also feel like he’ll purely smoke out a pipe and nothing else (maybe shisha/hookah every once in a while. >_>) if you ask him if he wants a cigarette, he’ll just decline and bring out his pipe.
It was probably some habit he got due to him growing up in a family that would smoke a decent amount, his dad and grandparents would mostly do it and he got used to the smell of it, to the point the smell was more comforting to him...👅
(Also I feel like Honda would be sensitive to strong smells in general, so maybe..Tiger wouldn’t smoke around him, or at least stay at a distance.)
#punch out#punch out wii#great tiger#piston honda#Snsnahahahh#I’d like to thank Nintendo for making the punch out characters so easy to headcanon#Burppp
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Punch Out!! Boxing Style Deepdive
I wanted to imagine each of the Punch Out!! Wii boxers' individual fighting styles as if it wasn't set in a game and subject to rigid and defined attack patterns, though I’ll still be using their movesets as inspiration.
This is still very headcanon heavy. Feel free to let me know if you thought of their styles in a different way or just have some suggestions, I’d like to hear ‘em.
Glass Joe: Out-boxer
From all the experience gained in his one-hundred matches, Glass Joe knows very well that he goes down very easily after getting hit. To rectify this, he’ll keep his distance until he’s ready to punch and then duck back out again. However, he’s a bit too slow to maintain that distance. Hey, it’s his strategy. Doesn’t mean he’s good enough to pull it off, though.
Von Kaiser: Boxer-puncher
In his prime, Von Kaiser’s movements were jerky and mechanical in nature. This made his attacks difficult to predict as due to his lack of flow but sharp and snappy movements, Kaiser could drastically shift from one position to another in the blink of an eye. The way his body moved even felt inhuman. Von Kaiser rarely dodged and opted to take punches instead, giving him more freedom to attack rather than wasting movements to block or evade. His magically-enhanced steel-like body was enough to protect him as well as give his punches extra damage.
Disco Kid: Out-boxer
As a newbie boxer, Disco is still instinctually averse to pain which naturally makes him stay farther away, using his height and lanky figure to outrange his opponent. With his dancing expertise, Disco Kid hopes to use his light steps to have quick movements and good footwork.
King Hippo: Slugger
King Hippo is a deceivingly defensive fighter that starts with throwing small (though still strong) jabs and overheads as well as tanking hits to give the impression that he’ll try to outlast his opponent before throwing power swings when they least expect it.
Piston Hondo: Boxer-puncher
Hondo’s style is very balanced between offense and defense. With his disciplined and rigorous training, he is very precise and accurate which allows him to aim for weak points with his punches. The jabs from his Hondo Rush target just one spot on the body to deal a massive amount of damage to a singular point.
Bear Hugger: Switch-hitter slugger
With his ambidextrous hands, Bear Hugger can comfortably switch between southpaw and orthodox stances to throw off his opponent. He now fights like a bear too, thanks to all the rigorous training from Ms. Bear. His fighting instinct is excellent as well as his use of hearing and smell in addition to his sight. Also, rather than pressuring his opponent with constant punches, Hugger will circle them while he waits for an opportunity to attack in lightning-fast bursts. His bulk makes him difficult to knock down while giving his punches even more power by putting his weight into them. Though he is difficult to knock off balance, he is almost guaranteed to go down once he loses footing.
Great Tiger: In-fighter (with out-boxer positioning)
Great Tiger uses his flashy magical tricks to disorient and confuse opponents in order to pressure and create openings. He has an ambushing style as with his unique ability to teleport, Tiger can “pounce” into close quarters range to deal damage and then teleport out just as quickly before his opponent can punch back. He is a glass cannon when it comes to boxing, opting to overpower his opponent with his magic rather than preparing to protect himself. Teleportation also helps Tiger correct his positioning mistakes.
Don Flamenco: Stylist out-boxer
Don Flamenco treats combat more like a choreographed dance than a fight. His light and quick footwork makes him an excellent out-boxer that can dance around his opponent as he baits them to attack. Don prefers to fight blow for blow, controlling the match's pace by trading hits in tandem to keep the fight feeling even and to show off his elegance. He typically doesn't give his all as he prioritizes his image and giving a good show rather than trying his hardest to win. Of course, all of that goes out the window once the toupee comes off. Then all that’s on Don’s mind is revenge.
Aran Ryan: Inside swarmer
An infighter by nature, Aran Ryan uses his agility and speed to first dodge his opponent’s attacks and get a read on how they fight. After understanding their tactics, Aran then finds any opportunities to sneak hits in with whatever he can think of to pressure and whittle down his foe. He performs better against opponents taller or the same height as him, as Aran likes staying crouched and low to the ground. It’s easier for him to hit upwards than it is for his opponent to punch down.
Soda Popinski: Southpaw slugger
Soda’s style relies a lot on instinct and reflex while fighting and he heavily depends on his sugar-enhanced strength and endurance to carry him through the match, never showing signs of slowing down or getting tired. The energy boost from his soda lets him ignore a lot of pain and strain, letting him hit even harder. He is especially dangerous as during his sugar-induced rage, he’s still as strong as a slugger but becomes as fast as a swarmer. Soda’s body is always working to its limit in his matches, and he will crash hard without his soda.
Bald Bull: Slugger
Bald Bull’s anger makes his stamina wane very quickly the longer a fight goes on, so he will do his best to end a fight as fast as possible while still at his strongest. Because of this, he has a very all-or-nothing style and puts all his strength into every punch without thinking about pacing himself.
Super Macho Man: Boxer-puncher
Macho fears the cameras catching him looking ugly while exhausted. As such, he never goes all-out with his hits, opting to pace himself preparing in case the match goes all the way to decision. He accentuates and exaggerates each of his moves for the cameras to get good angles of his body, and holding back allows him to always look effortless. Due to this, he is an excellent endurance fighter and can outlast most opponents.
Mr. Sandman: Peek-a-boo pressure fighter
If he’s actually concerned about his opponent’s skill level, Mr. Sandman will start out slowly to conserve stamina before rapidly ramping up his power and speed. If his opponent even lasts more than a minute, it becomes more and more difficult for them as their stamina wanes while Sandman keeps getting stronger and faster. Like a train, there’s no stopping him once he gets going.
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Punch out headcanons take one
Sorry super punch fans, this is only wii/nes versions
Minor circuit
Glass Joe
Pretty good baker, can't make complex stuff without help though.
Actually retired once after the arcade/nes version of punch out, came back after Gabby jay retired, has had thoughts about it again but keeps remembering that his life would be dull without it. Also his score rested and he still got 99 loses (102 after the wii game)
Has trouble sleeping, uses weighted blankets to help.
Von Kaiser
Your meaning to tell me that dispite being 42 canon years old with some of the most out of pocket head canons ever im the only one that thought it would be funny for him to have a kid be the near opposite of him? Aka he is a dad.
Knows how to cook, doesn't often anymore but still knows
I believe he would like coconuts.no i won't elaborate.
Disco Kid
Likes all kinds of songs, not just disco. Still loves disco though.
Is a relative of kid quick, nobody knows what relation though.
I like the idea that he is friends with aran, i don't ship disco clover but its still a nice pairing we need more.
King Hippo
Can speak English but prefers grunts or noises.
Likes to explain his culture, specifically gifts and other stuff other find meaningless.
Also has a lot of tropical recipes he gives to everyone.
Major circuit
Piston Hondo
Still has that restaurant from the Wii live action ad.
Piston honda? Oh that's his twin.
Definitely has a manga collection. He also has 3 sets of everything. One for display one for reading and one for borrowing. He does not trust aran,soda, bear hugger, and king hippo with them at all.
Bear Hugger
Dad energy. He essentially went and adopted all the boxers with daddy issues, or parent issues in general.
Forced the WVBA to give maple (the bear) a seat in the crowd so she could watch the match, they had to make an entire separate area for her.
Has walked out in the snow with nothing but his overalls and shoes on. That gave everyone a scare forgetting he's used to the cold.
Great Tiger
Uses his clones to do/help with his chores. Once got beaten up by them (a reference of the century here folks)
Once his jewel was stolen and was found in a pawn shop selling for 3 dollars. He was mad at how low the price was then anything.
Once brought his tiger into the shared house, and it immediately broke the couch. The tiger is not allowed in the house anymore.
Don Flamenco
He and Carmen broke up after his first lost, got back together shortly after and forgot the whole issue.
Used bull fighters techniques on bald bull, he would have won if bald bull didn't right hook him into next sunday (literally)
Has tried multiple different types of hair growers, wigs, and more. He is still Balding.
World circuit
Aran Ryan
Actually got in the world circuit fair and square, not by cheating.
He started cheating after some idiot tried to stab him in the ring, good times from the WVBA!
I have a feeling he would say he likes to eat limes raw just to get on everyone's nerves.
Has also gotten confused with his Older brother, spo Aran Ryan, who promptly got a name change after aram started to cheat.
Soda Popinski
None of the boxer can drink his soda because its a legit health hazard to all of them.
Has no clue what the hell is going on 68% of the time.
Has actually used dry ice as a ice pack. This guy isn't human anymore.
Bald Bull
Hates don flamenco with a passion after the bull technique incident.
Is actually calm outside the ring, any public out brust is to get rid of potential paparazzi's (it doesn't work often)
Makes a pretty good calming tea.
Super Macho Man
Once had a horrible movie shoot that made him lose alot of viewer, proceeded to have an early mid life crisis and dye his hair gray.
After his loss with little mac he was more upset at the ladys chasing after little mac rather then him, rather then the sudden drop of viewers (which wasn't even a dent)
Probably had alot of talks about his boxer outfit, you know what im referring too.
Mr. Sandman
Dispite his name, he gets very little sleep. Not like glass joe but still.
He's so strong the WVBA actually has a ambulance on standby whenever he fights.
One time was put up against glass joe, actually laughed, realized it was serious, looked the referee in the eyes and said "if im put up against him ever again we'll need to find a new glass joe" and forfeited the game. Technically if joes score didn't reset it would now be 2-299.
#mak post 2024#punch out wii#punch out#glass joe#von kaiser#disco kid#king hippo#piston honda#piston hondo#bear hugger#great tiger#don flamenco#aran ryan#soda popinski#bald bull#super macho man#mr sandman#punch out headcanons
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So, got any headcanons for Tiger’s Weretiger form? Like what would make him different from any regular tigers?
He would probably keep his common sense & magic and also some human attributes (speaking, thinking, etc) so that would go a long way to seperate him from your usual tiger
Since most tigers cant clone themselves, teleport or float
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Punch out characters on a road trip!!! 🚙💨
I got inspired after my parents took me on a random road trip across the Scottish boarder yesterday (to ENGLAND EWW/j)
Update: I FORGOT TO PUT THE SEATING ARANGEMENT HERE OMDS im gonna get my sick ass into bed I swear just let me do the punch out grind real quick-
Little mac:
had to beg his parents to let him go on a road trip with everyone (they made him keep them and doc on speed dial)
had a feeling something crazy was going to happen so he chose to sit next to kaiser in the front (and oh boy was he right)
him and disco hyped up tiger to start rapping when there was so radio signal, Mac ended up beatboxing (beatboxing champ of the bronx/j)
got into a disscusion about road laws with Joe and piston because he thought driving with sandals/flip flops was illegal
Glass Joe:
Got left at a service station somewhere so the group had to go back and find him, he was so mad
lore dropped that he got hit and run three times in a row by a car when he was a kid. No one spoke for a while after he shared that information
bear hugger's emotional support squirell jumped him because he wouldnt give it the nuts he brought and he was screaming like he was being murdered (well, it was a squirrel so)
everyone actually liked the music he played, it was the most relaxing
Von kaiser:
designated driver because he has the most experience doing long distant drives
shocked everyone, not because he managed to get to their destination without a GPS, but because he drove the whole way in busted af van
one of his sandals slipped off after psycho squirrel scared him, so he was basically driving with one shoe on (this is what promted the discussion about road laws)
his music kept switching between calm classical and german heavy metal (this made the whole squirrel attacking joe thing even funnier)
Disco kid:
designated DJ but let the others take over the aux
was literally just screaming whilst the squirrel was going crazy for Joe's nuts (haha- wait no be mature)
him, Mac, Aran, Tiger, kinda Don his voice cracked, super macho man, Joe, and Soda all had a little sing song together to the sound of Bear's guitar
was a back up dancer for Tiger's improv rap 'concert' but got sent flying to the back of the van because Kaiser accelerated suddenly
King hippo:
ate all his road snacks within the first hour and got sad about it, joe tried to give him some nuts but thats when the squirrel struck
played eye spy with Aran in the back seat and kept picking Don's toupee as his object since it was the only thing he could see infront of him
fell asleep for most of the drive ngl, apart from the squirrel and Aran almost pissing himself situation-
got his crown stolen whist he was sleeping by Aran who passed it to bald bull , to sandman who passed it to macho who passed it to- basically everyone tried it on
Piston hondo:
lore dropped that he knew how to drive an old fashioned motorcycle, him and kaiser ended up talking about bikes for ages
was eating seaweed sheets and offered to share with the others because they were curious
realised his music could be heard by everyone after the feral squirrel knocked his headphones off (bro was embarrased af)
he took a nap and woke up thinking he got a really good beauty rest, when really tiger had actually just threaded his eyebrows
Bear hugger:
fell asleep alot, only woke up when his flippin squirrel escaped the beanie and started attacking Joe over nuts
collective team effort to get that squirrel back inside of Bear's beanie, he sang a song as an apology bless
brought a guitar and at first sang by himself until he started strumming some club classics and eventually some of the other boxers joined in
tried alot of snacks, but his favourite snack was the seaweed sheets Hondo brought
Great tiger:
Whilst Hondo was asleep, Tiger threaded his eyebrows because why not
got his jewel stolen by bear's squirrel and started arguing with it like it actually understood him
kept teleporting out of the car when he needed stuff (like the toilet or more food) which stressed everyone tf out cus they would be mid convo and he would just disappear
did an improvised rap on the spot, no one realised but the rap was actually a very symbolic diss track about all of them (the boxers, even the ref got mentioned)
Don 'rosey posey' flamenco:
he said the van smelt so he sprayed soooo much rose scented perfume, everyone got a head ache
was afraid to take a nap because he was scared someone was going to sneak up and snatch his wig (Tiger and Aran im looking at you two)
was clinging onto his toupee for dear life when bear's squirrel went crazy, also got a full front seat view of joe getting jumped in HD 4K
was singing really well until his voice cracked and he got embarassed but everyone kept hyping him up awww(I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM)
"sing rosey posey, do a dance for us as well!"
"....I hate you guys why did I even come"
Aran Ryan:
the reason why they had an emergency service break, woke up from a nap and was literally about to piss himself bro was like on the edge
kept barking at people through Hippo's window when they were driving through towns
at one point he managed to grab bear's squirrel, but it ran down his top and he started shouting the most heinous string of swears ever
started calling Don 'Rosey posey' because of his perfume, eventually the other boxers started calling Don 'rosey posey' as well (Aran found it hilarious when everyone started calling him by that nickname)
Soda popinski:
had to sit weirdly at first because he was too tall for the busted van, his seat ended up breaking because of it
the squirrel also annoyed him, it was hanging off his mustache for like most of the ride
his music jumpscared everyone, he put on hardbass and rock but turned the volume up LOUD.
was singing along to Macho's music... well shouting. He searched the lyrics to Kim K's Jam 'turn it up' and him and macho sang it like 2 drunk himbos on a hen do
Bald bull:
bro was not here for the ride he just wanted to sleep and relax, he shouted everytime someone pulled out a camera
him and sandman had a bet on wether or not Kaiser was gonna crash, he won.
genuinely could not believe Bear's squirrel was jumping Joe he thought it was a fever dream
didnt put his music on because he was too busy telling Macho and Soda to put a better song on
Super macho man:
kept fucking singing, even when there was no music playing
thought his part in tiger's rap was a compliment when really Tiger was calling his muscles faker than his fans
someone called him and everyone laughed because he had a really stupid ring tone
recorded Joe getting attacked, also made Bear upset after saying that he was going to chuck the squirrel out the window what a douchebag
Sandman:
Absolutely terrified that Kaiser is driving, has one hand on the grab handles at all time
was laughing at Bear's squirrel harassing everyone in the van, but stopped to shout at Bear to get it under control when it started jumping Joe
fell asleep. Then woke up to tell Aran to fuck off then went back to sleep. Then woke up again to watch Tigers rap performance
(he was the only one who realised it was a hidden diss track)
told Aran to stop barking at people but ended up joining in because he got tired of listening to Macho sing and honestly he was bored
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Okay so I had to refine this sm because when I did it last night they were so jumbled, so mixed and lwk really unhinged so I had to reign it in a lil. If there are any spelling mistakes im just gonna leave them here im so ill and cant be bothered to fix it, anyway I hope you enjoyed!!
#punch out#punch out wii#Punch out!!#DANCE FOR US ROSEY POSEY#Time to tag literally everyone oh gosh#little mac#glass joe#von kaiser#disco kid#king hippo#piston hondo#bear hugger#great tiger#don flamenco#Or rosey posey#aran ryan#soda popinski#bald bull#super macho man#mr. sandman#Oh gosh#punch out headcanons#They all sang kumbaya idc#Also peep kaiser driving okay old man go
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Punch Out Body/Appearance Headcanons (Major Circuit)
Piston Hondo:
- Decently muscly body but not stupidly brawny. Strong arms and legs with a solid set of abs that sometimes turns into a soft stomach when the boxing season is over.
- Tan skin with very few moles or birthmarks on his body. The only super noticeable one is a small mole in the corner of his left eye.
- His hair grows quite quickly so he has to trim it lots but he sometimes lets it grow out a bit. It's also very thick, however, so it's a bit of a pain to maintain.
- Plump round lips and surprisingly soft and slightly round cheeks, which aren't obvious from a distance but they're apparent when you get closer to him. He's a little embarrassed of them.
- Has a few small scars on his torso from general rough-housing with his brother and some larger scars on his hands from his training with bamboo swords.
Bear Hugger:
- Big and stocky, the definition of a bear body. Strong arms, a large fuzzy stomach and strong legs. He also has pretty big hands.
- Covered in body hair all over, aside from his actual head. The places that grow quickest are his forearms and chest and the slowest is, shockingly, his beard. It took a LONG time to grow it and he rarely, if ever, shaves it.
- He's covered in scars. From small scratches on his hands and arms to large claw marks on his shoulders or torso from training with Maple the Bear, he's always got a mark somewhere on him but he doesn't mind.
- Speaking of marks, he has a LOT of stretch marks, especially on his stomach. They're simply from him going through stages of losing and gaining weight but he, again, doesn't mind them and even seems pretty comfortable with them!
- Both his eyes are hazel but his right one has a small hint of blue in it. They look very lovely when caught under light.
Great Tiger:
- Lean build with some slight muscle on his arms, he's not super built or anything but is far from out of shape. He does, however, have surprisingly prominent abs.
- He has a fair amount of body hair on him, especially on his lower body. His hair is pretty long and thick and quite the struggle to tie up inside of his turban. He refuses to cut it, though, not even by an inch.
- Has a few scars from accidental clawing from his family's pet tiger as well as a few moles scattered across his torso.
- His eyes are almost an amberish-brown colour and look absolutely stunning under the light, almost as if they were made of pure gold.
- Has a slightly pointed nose, which is more obvious to the eye when he's looking to the side.
Don Flamenco:
- Lean and slender build with a slightly heavier built upper body to his lower body, almost like an hourglass. Has a small waist that he's slightly insecure about.
- His balding is due to both stress and male pattern baldness on his father's side of the family. VERY insecure about it and hates having his hair piece touched or ruined.
- He has tanned skin, both from natural genes and generally spending a lot of time in the sun growing up. They're not visible from afar but he does bear slight tan lines on certain parts of his body.
- One of his eyes is a slightly darker brown than the other one but it's not very prominent unless you see then underneath light.
- Has a few scars across his body from bullfighting and a small birthmark on the back of his left shoulder.
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👻🎃Punch Out Halloween Headcannons!! 🎃👻
(Not doing colored text anymore bc it's frustrating to do on a phone bruh)
Glass Joe 🥐🇫🇷
- Dressed up as a mummy, but you're forgiven if you thought he got into a bad accident
- Along with the candy, the nurses at the WVBA helped with his costume (he's close to them - dude's a boy best friend to them)
- Not going out, is staying inside and watching old horror movies
- Giving out candy the WVBA nurses lended to him, which consist of tiny lollipops and hershey kisses (if he likes your costume, he'll give you a little croissant he baked that morning)
- Got pranked by Kaiser's boxing class/Aran around 2am! They basically trapped him in his own costume (wrapped into a real mummy) and locked him in his closet. Aran wrote "french fry shelter" on the closet before inevitably leaving him. No one found him until the next morning
Von Kaiser 🔩🇩🇪
- His boxing class is going around, pranking everyone alongside a certain Irish boxer
- Didn't dress up, is just wearing a cutesy (of corny) halloween t-shirt
- Not trick or treating, he spends all night by the door, awaiting kids (he doesn't wanna get surprised by them)
- Giving out toothbrushes and raisins, like bruh, you're German ffs give out chocolates or something /j (borrowed this hc from @bucketspammer4life )
- Was informed about his students pranking the other boxers by Hondo. They're all running extra laps tomorrow morning
- Was the first to find and free Joe the next morning
- Apologized in-person to every single individual person pranked by his students
Disco Kid 🕺🇺🇲
- Dressed as Abba, sung her songs throughout the whole night
- Actually went trick or treating, but his mom is giving out king-sized candy bars (he will happily tell anyone this information)
- Visited Joe and freaked out, thought Joe was seriously hurt.
- Pulled an all nighter (zamn, again, Disco Kid??)
- Ran into Aran and the boys at some point, took a selfie with them, and left them.
- Managed to score the most candy out of everyone that was also trick or treating
King Hippo 🦛🏝
- Not trick or treating or handing out candy
- Literally scaring anyone he stumbles across (halloween is new to him)
- Dressed in a hippo onesie
- Stole as much candy as possible whenever he found a "take one" bowl
Piston Hondo 🥊🇯🇵
- Group costume! Him, Heike, and Tiger are dressed as Sailor Moon characters. He's dressed as Sailor Jupitar (his fave)
- Heike is dressed as Sailor Mercury
- Even Yuki (the cat he owns) is dressed as Artemis
- He's at his apartment, standing near the door, expecting trick or treaters
- He's handing out generic candy, snickers, reeses cups, milky ways, etc. If he loves your costume, he'll give you a piece of his secret stash of Japanese candy
- Got his door painted pink because of Aran and his squad of pranksters. He informed Kaiser about this immediately
Bear Hugger 🐻🇨🇦
- Posted a poll online about what he should wear. His fans wanted him to go as Freddy Fazbear...
- "Erm, what's a Frederick Fast Bear?"
- Learned about the fnaf lore
- Dressed up as Freddy Fazbear (har har har har har) and his wife, Lomasi (an OC of mine, exclusive to my SU) dressed up as Chica
- Spruce (his squirrel) is dressed up as the cupcake, but it is implied that the squirrel gave consent (pls someone get this joke ;-; )
- By far, the best boxer to visit. Bro is giving out full sized pancakes and waffles
- Thankfully, didn't get pranked bc lives far from the other boxers
Great Tiger 🐯🇮🇳
- Dressed up as Sailor Uranus to match the Sailor Moon theme. His clones are dressed as the other Sailor Senshi
- He's out trick or treating while his clones give out candy
- Got a decent amount of candy; He's willing to trade anyone for the candy's that have nuts in them
- His clones are giving out only m&ms in a variety of flavors... and the occasional small toy once they ran out of candy
- The real Great Tiger gets pranked by Aran and the boys! They steal his magic gem and refuse to give it back unless Tiger performs out one of those in def transformation scenes from the Sailor Moon anime. They record it, and it goes viral
Don Flamenco 🥀🇪🇸
- Dressed as Prince Philip, and Carmen is dressed as Princess Aurora. It made for a cute pic on social media
- Wanted to go trick or treating, but Carmen threatened his li-- nicely said to him that someone should pass out candy while she goes out trick or treating with her friends. She promises to share her candy with Don
- All of Carmen's friends are dressed as the other Disney princesses
- He's giving out WAY too much candy... half the kids in Brooklyn Heights (the place in my AU where Don and Carmen live) are all on sugar rushes now. He's giving out the good stuff too... like, full on individual bags of candy.
- Keeps getting catcalled by lonely women and moms... and Aran Ryan.
- Got pranked by Aran and his gang of kids! They stole his toupee and threw it in a tree.
- Spent half the night trying to get the toupee back
- The next morning, he learned that Carmen did not save him any candy from her trick or treating (dw Disco Kid will spare him some candies)
Aran Ryan 😈🇮🇪
- Dressed as himself and spent the entire cold night only wearing his boxing shorts.
- Left a candy bowl outside his place, but that candy bowl is placed within a bear trap... no one knows if it's real or fake.
- Even if you get past the bear trap, the candy Aran placed out will mostly likely have razor blades in them (the candy ain't worth it, it's just those gummy cheeseburger's that Lil Mac's hiding in his gloves)
- Met Kaiser's boxing class of kids while trick or treating and bribes them into pranking other people in exchange for candy
- They egged 18 houses, tp-ed 21, and mugged at least 66 trick or treaters of varying ages
- Ransacked Joe's apartment for all of his candy and his morning croissants. He basically robbed Joe using a tiny army of minors
- Also pulled an all nighter
- Somehow managed to get one of the kids (some nerd named Mason) arrested
- Didn't share any of his candy with the kids (he'll pay for this eventually)
- Stopped his pranks at 7am after attempting to smash a jack o lantern on Bald Bull's doorstep and failing after Bald Bull charged at him
Soda Popinski 🍾🇷🇺
- Had no idea what to go as, so he placed some goofy mimimi pajamas on, and said he was "tired" (dad joke)
- "Bruh what are you dressed as?"
- "Oh me? I'm tired."
- Not trick or treating because he looks goofy. He's staying inside, listening in on Macho Man's halloween podcast
- Giving out tiny soda cans since everyone already knows him as a soda fanatic
- Very careful about pranksters targeting him for his past alcohol addiction... straight up pretended to not be home when Aran and his gang of minors pulled up
Bald Bull 🐂🇹🇷
- No candy, not dressed up
- Literally just vibing, going on a fun scary movie marathon with his nephew and niece.
- He carved a few pumpkins earlier and displayed him outside his place, but otherwise wants to be unbothered
- Heroically placed an end to Aran's halloween reign of terror
- Fell asleep listening to Macho Man's podcast
Super Macho Man 🌊🇺🇸
- Dressed as a lifeguard, specifically a lifeguard character he played as in one of his past movies
- Hosted a failed live halloween podcast where he tries to meet up with fans... this fails hard. Only 5-7 people join his podcast.
- Going trick or treating, but he's really just going out to visit fans... and failing at doing so.
- Got a hefty donation from "ATallGlassOfVictory70" for no reason
- Got bullied for "being fake" by a bunch of children... and Aran Ryan.
- Didn't leave candy out. Instead, he left out a bowl of sticky notes with his name on them. Only 1 autograph per person!
Mr. Sandman 💤🟢
- Didn't dress up. He's not even wearing a Halloween shirt. He wanted to dress up as a Kirby character, but his trainer/boss, Mr. Dream said he would look stupid and unprofessional
- Didn't go trick or treating, and thinks he's too old for it (he's wrong /gen)
- Giving out above average candy... mainly fruity/sour candy
- Unintentionally scaring most kids by his mere appearance, especially really young ones
- Aran and his gang didn't bother pranking him
- Can't eat any of his candy, as it isn't in his 24/7 training diet regime that he has
Thanks for reading guysss :33 Happy Halloween!
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Head-canon names for the boxers:
These are my personal head canons for their names.
Glass Joe: Joseph Monet
Von Kaiser : Klaus Müller
Disco Kid: Percy Brooks
King Hippo: I can't really think :(
Piston Hondo: Hiroshi Okayama
Great tiger: Akshay Basu (Akshay: means one who is immortal) (Basu:Wealth , gem and radiance it's pretty fitting.)
Bear hugger: Henry treliving
Don"Rosi Posie" Flamenco: Juan Rodriguez
Aran Ryan is Aran Ryan
Soda Popinski: Vlad or Vladimir Abramnov
Bald Bull: Ahmed Osman
Super Macho Man: George Diamandis
Mr. Sandman: Moudy Fraser
Little Mac: Carlos Flores
The ref's : Michel Lombardi
and Carmen's name is actually Veronica Alcaraz
That's it for now.
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Headcanon that Doc and Bull have arguments that are several hours long where all they do js fling insults back and fourth about being bald.
Sometimes Tiger secretly listens to them go at it and then relays the insults to Don as his own, and Don fucking hates him for it. <3
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