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what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years

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🦋 one-and-only-heike follow

whoever clogged the shower drains im coming for you

🦋 one-and-only-heike follow

okay so turns out it was me

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🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow

@Matador26 don i hope you slip on your flimsy ass wig and break your back and have that perfume bottle get chucked at you and your giant forehead

🌹Matador26 follow

WHAT DID I EVEN DO

🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow

i was bored

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🍀 irishlad420 follow

i found a clover on the side of the road while i got pulled over. awesome

👑The-King100 follow

eat it so you can get even luckier

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🐻 Eternalhugs follow

remembered the time i went fishing with mac once and he fell in the lake trying to punch a fish

🥊Macaroni-Mac follow

why would you choose to remind me that

🐻 Eternalhugs follow

how about i remind everyone on that trip @The-King100 @.irishlad420 @Matador26 @charging-bull

🍀 irishlad420 follow

he also tried to eat a bug on that trip too

🌹Matador26 follow

didnt you also accidentally burn your hand, aran?

♉ charging-bull follow

both of you shut up i watched you two throw logs at each other

👑 The-King100 follow

everyone needs to shut up we dont talk about that trip again

🍫 duckthisone follow

i thought you all were going for a walk that day?? is that why you were all gone for 3 days???

🥊 Macaroni-Mac follow

oh no

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♉ charging-bull follow

you ever hit your head so hard you start seeing stars?

🥊macaroni-mac follow

Do you see birds flying on top of your head as well?

🍀 irishlad420 follow

do you also run off a cliff, float up in the air for a second before falling?

🥂 fizzydrinker follow

do you also start flying when you smell something good?

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🥖 baguettedude29 follow

i hate telling myself "yeah ill clean the house" as i sit down and get ready to stalk my opponents bloodline on Facebook for 5 hours

🌹matador26 follow

is that why you liked my moms picture from 2013

🥖 baguettedude29 follow

wait what

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🥯 gabby-yay follow

my back is giving out send help

🎊 bob-posts follow

its called the season of giving for a reason

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🇬🇧 prettybrit follow

Who needs therapy when you have tea??

♉ charging-bull follow

hell yeah

🇬🇧 prettybrit follow

not you though, you need therapy

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🦋 one-and-only-heike follow

branch a locker rooms are literally lawless, saw 3 different bald men stand in a circle like its some evil ritual

📀 dancing-king follow

imagine working off your ass to become a boxer just to get called a random bald dude

♉ charging-bull follow

@eternalhugz @fizzydrinker come take a look at this

🐻 Eternalhugs follow

how is "damn these bitches are summoning demons" your first thought when you see people in groups of 3

🥂 FizzyDrinker follow

"oh my god, 3 people, IN A CIRCLE?? this is some cult shit!"

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🥯 gabby-yay follow

hello tumblr!

🥯 gabby-yay follow

fuck you tumblr!

🥯 gabby-yay follow

sorry tumblr!

🗣️ ricksucks75 follow

the 5 stages of grief in a single tumblr thread

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🌪️ here-comes-the-hurricane follow

"omg i could never do that" not me though i survived a fucking hurricane

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🎖️sandy-in-the-flesh follow

Just got back from a match just to see my locker covered in black paint, someone literally fingerpainted on my fucking locker with black paint. you all better count your fucking days

🌙 hondo1000 follow

have you checked if theres any footsteps covered in the paint? there could be some traces left from the culprit

🥖 baguettedude29 follow

we need a formal investigation for sandys locker @wvba-official-blog

🏆wvba-official-blog follow

We will be looking into this, thank you for informing us.

🍀 İrishlad420 follow

eating a cheeseburger

🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow

i hope you choke on it

🍀 İrishlad420 follow

i actually choked on my burger while reading this what the fuck. bitch.

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🌹 matador26 follow

i have a confession to make: im responsible for the black paint incident.

🎖️ sandy-in-the-flesh follow

count your fucking days im coming for you

🌹 matador26 follow

ok but i can explain myself so i was dying my hair and my hands got messy and ijdjdokenfndkkdlslosoeoenana

🍀 İrishlad420 follow

i think sandy got to him

🐻 eternalhugs follow

may don rest in peace

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🥖 Baguettedude29 follow

i cant live laugh love out of what im in.

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🍀 İrishlad420 follow

I need someone to absolutely decimate me

🍀 İrishlad420 follow

wait that sounds so wrong

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🏆 wvba-official-blog follow

Prepare for the rematch of your lifetimes... The one fight you need to see before dying... Bald Bull VS Don Flamenco! The match will be livestreamed between the times of 10 PM - 13 PM. Stay tuned!

📀 Dancing-king follow

oughh im getting flashbacks to the first fight

🌹 Matador26 follow

dont be so pesimistic! ill win this one for sure! Worst case scenario its a tie...

♉ charging-bull follow

you saying that you'll win this is like seeing joe prepare for a match against Sandman and think "man im soo gonna win this"

🥖 Baguettedude29 follow

Remember my only win, who was it against?

♉ charging-bull follow

you broke a stagelight and crushed the living fuck out of him i dont know why they count that as a win, im so baffled to how you stay so cocky after getting your ass kicked by literally everyone

🥖 Baguettedude29 follow

im baffled to see how people consider you sane and normal after seeing you chuck a dumbell into a crowd and get hit by a bull instead of going to therapy

🏆 wvba-official-blog follow

We will host a match between Bald Bull and Glass Joe to settle this. (After don & bulls match.)

🦋 one-and-only-heike follow

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!! (literally)

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🍀 İrishlad420 follow

i stole hondos sailor moon wig dont tell him

🌙 hondo1000 follow

"dont tell him" And you post it on here

🍀 İrishlad420 follow

im rocking it though

🌙 hondo1000 follow

no way you would fit a cosplay of someone so courageous and talented. go cosplay a leprechaun instead

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🌹 matador26 follow

Who wants to help me write joe's eulogy? I dont have much experience with writing.

🌙 hondo1000 follow

yeah ill help with that,we need a bagpipe player though.

🍀 irishlad420 follow

im irish but i can play the bagpipe, whos gonna put out some flowers for him??

🐻 eternalhugs follow

yeah i can get some!

🥖 baguettedude29 follow

ARE YOU ALL ORGANIZING A FUCKING FUNERAL FOR ME?? ill win that match from spite fucking watch me.

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🏆 wvba-official-blog follow

we write with great sadness to inform you all that joe has been hospitalized after his match with bull. Get well soon! @baguettedude29

♉ charging-bull follow

i might have almost killed you but get well soon though.

🥖 baguettedude29 follow

thank you both but that unfortunately wont fix the broken ribs i currently have

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🎖️ Sandy-in-the-flesh follow

i have a match against glass joe and i feel bad about it like the fuck why am i fighting a wet napkin

🥖 Baguettedude29 follow

none of you are invited to my funeral. all of my inheritance is going towards my 5 cats goodbye

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🇬🇧 prettybrit follow

my day is going so shit

🦋 one-and-only-heike follow

what happened?

🇬🇧 prettybrit follow

Aran

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♉ charging-bull follow

sometimes running over someone with your car should be legal

🏆 wvba-official-blog follow

We recommend you reach out to the WVBA's psychologist as this could lead to unpleasant consequences.

🥖 Baguettedude29 follow

cant you just scare the living shit out of them so they die of a heart attack?

🍀 irishlad420 follow

its legal if you dont get caught

🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow

dont because what if your car gets ruined

🐻 Eternalhugs follow

just hug it out

🏆 wvba-official-blog follow

We have decided to make a mental health day for the WVBA thanks to this post.

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🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow

Surfs up today! 🏄‍♂️🏖️ RISE AND GRIND DUDES! 🔥 The waves are out waiting for us and we cant let them keep waiting! 🐬🥂🏝️

🐅 Mirage-dance follow

this post would turn the average amish person into dust

🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow

GOOD! 🔥🔥🔥

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📀 dancing-king follow

just remembered the time that i didnt notice a fire happening next door because i had my headphones on and i was doing karaoke lol

🥊 Macaroni-Mac follow

imagine dying in a fire and all you hear is judas by lady gaga as your skin melts off

🌹 Matador26 follow

mind if i recommend some psychologists to you all?

📀 dancing-king follow

go ahead

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♉ charging-bull follow

banging my head against the wall for eveytime i get mad

♉ charging-bull follow

hopsital,,

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🐅 Mirage-dance follow

having clones is so fun because you can get them to make a tumblr account

🐯 Tiger5262 follow

stop having me bring you snacks you lazy shit

🐈 Tiger88977 follow

we have had enough of your dumbass, go get up and do your chores

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🏆 Wvba-official-blog follow

We're sorry to inform you all about this: Great Tiger and Disco Kid's match will be cancelled due to an accident. We all wish you well.

🥖 Baguettedude29 follow

dont fucking say it like that he got his ass kicked by his own clones

🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow

excuse me WHAT

📀 Dancing-king follow

GREAT TIGER GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY HIS CLONES SPREAD THE WORD

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🍀 İrishlad420 follow

i think i just saw bull accidentally trip on his own bag and punch the floor

🍀 İrishlad420 follow

guys i think bull is co

🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow

aran is fucking dead

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🐻 Eternalhugs follow

going fishing : )

🐻 Eternalhugs follow

back from fishing : )

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🌹Matador26 follow

going to my bullfighting match, wish me luck 💖

💗 Carmenblogss follow

good luck!! <3 love you! 💖

🍀 İrishlad420 follow

stop being in love this site is meant for screaming your evil thoughts into the evil abyss

🌹 Matador26 follow

shut up the only thing that would hug your body in a milion years is a straight jacket

🕶️ RichAndHot21 follow

oh my fucking god

🥾Fightingmachine90 follow

I wasnt meant to function in this society i was meant to punch people and scream like a wild badger

🍀 İrishlad420 follow

me too brother

♉ Charging-bull follow

hell yeah

🐻 Eternalhugs follow

i love how we all have the same goal, lets hold hands and walk off into that sunset like its the end of a romance movie

🥊 Macaroni-Mac follow

Doc told me to eat my greens and got mad at me when i started eating grass, isnt this what you wanted?? Im eating my greens.

🍫 Duckthisone follow

that is not what i meant and you know it

👑 The-King100 follow

yeah he meant green paint

🍫 Duckthisone follow

NO!!!!

🐅 Mirage-dance follow

unpopular opinion: maple syrup isnt that good

🐅 Mirage-dance follow

why is there a bear in front of my door?

🐻 Eternalhugs follow

i love bears!!

📀 Dancing-king follow

self love is important

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heyy remember that poll i made?? yeah this is the result of that, main blog is @chompchompbite

I make fake punch out tumblr posts for fun here, i hope the names i made up for them are clear enough, if not dont feel shy to ask me whos who and ill answer