#Burppp
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stupid headcanon I must let out before I sleep
But I think Tiger would smoke using a pipe.
Not as in he’s an avid smoker, that smokes 24/7. No I mean he’ll just pop it out of nowhere from his magic…pocket or something and just smoke it when he’s stressed.
I also feel like he’ll purely smoke out a pipe and nothing else (maybe shisha/hookah every once in a while. >_>) if you ask him if he wants a cigarette, he’ll just decline and bring out his pipe.
It was probably some habit he got due to him growing up in a family that would smoke a decent amount, his dad and grandparents would mostly do it and he got used to the smell of it, to the point the smell was more comforting to him...👅
(Also I feel like Honda would be sensitive to strong smells in general, so maybe..Tiger wouldn’t smoke around him, or at least stay at a distance.)
#punch out#punch out wii#great tiger#piston honda#Snsnahahahh#I’d like to thank Nintendo for making the punch out characters so easy to headcanon#Burppp
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this is like my second or third time ever drawing sol burppp
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Drank so much alcohol burppp!! 😋🥵🤰🤰
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"What was that? Hey, hey. No talking back, heh." *BURPPP* "Excuse me. Ahhhhh, hit the spot. Mmmph. I really should have done this years ago."
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i have brain damage from playing volleyball 😰
BURPPP
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Burppp!! The Omelette. Bow!!
#yourtrekker 🐧
#itadakimasu
#gochisousamadeshita
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久违了,A&W 漂浮的根啤酒 #A&W #rootbeerfloat #rootbeer good to grab one after so long …. #burppp #fastfoodchain #fastfood @anwmalaysia #anw https://www.instagram.com/p/CX2uJiIpcRy/?utm_medium=tumblr
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The nugget stuffing
I wrote this one yesterday and it’s been sitting in my drafts ready to post, hope you like
Eliana couldn’t get the memory of the shop assistant out of her head when she told her that all this food was for her. She was buying food for her latest livestream, and apparently it’s not normal to buy 5 large bags of frozen nuggets just for yourself, who knew!
El began setting up her camera and backdrop for today’s video, chicken nuggets stuffing had been the top request on her latest poll. The nuggets sat in 3 huge see through glass bowls beside her. She adjusted her bra and knickers one last time before loging in. She could see 27 users already in the waiting room for the video. For her that was a lot as she’d only been doing this a short time. The time hit 8:30 and El turned on the camera.
“Well hello there my viewers! How are we all today? Lots of familiar names logged in, I see you! As usual thank you for all the love and support! Now it’s time to get into the nugs!”
El stood up so her full body was in view.
“As you can see, my stomachs pretty flat right now. I mean it’s still pudgy,” she poked her belly and gave it a little wiggle, “ but it’s got plenty of room! So let’s go!”
El pulled the first bowl of nuggets towards her, having a sneaky look at the comments being posted. So far all very impressed, all ready for the show.
Raising the first nugget to her lips she took a bite, licking her lips seductively at the camera.
“Mmmmm these are some good nugs!”
She began eating them whole, putting nugget after nugget into her mouth.
“Oh my god these are good. My big old belly is crying out for more”
She ate more nuggets, getting a third of the way through the first bowl before stopping. She could feel her stomach telling her that actually she was pretty damn full right now. She turned side on to the camera.
“Look at this belly, starting to bloat our already.” She ran her hands over the bulge at the top of her abdomen where her stomach was filled with food. She rubbed it for a few minute, groaning unnecessarily but it pleased her audience.
She picked up the bowl and quickly finished off the rest of them.
“Well that’s one bowl down, two to go!” El smiles cheekily into the camera, again rubbing her belly.
She really was feeling stuffed now, beyond full. Her stomach was beginning to ache.
“Ugh guys, my poor belly isn’t feeling great already! I wish you were here to rub it for me and help me with this challenge!”
As expected this caused an increase in comments users all expressing their wishes to rub her belly for her. She looked at her tummy, it was pretty damn swollen at the top but not much different to normal lower down. If she was going to finish this challenge then she needed the food to move through her a bit. She spent a few more minutes massaging her gorged gut, adding in some belly button play for one of her regulars. It wasn’t her cup of tea but he tipped well so she didn’t mind.
“Here we go” she said after her brief pause. Her belly still felt full and achey but these people were paying to see her stuff herself to the brim and that’s what they’d get.
As El dug into the second bowl her stomach began to stretch out further, desperately trying to accommodate the onslaught of nuggets. She stopped every three or four nuggets to give herself a belly massage as her gut struggled with all the food.
“Guys I am really feeling this today,” El said to the camera, eager for a brief break. Her stomach hurt a lot, it was actually getting a bit hard to breath because her stomach was so jam packed. Looking down at the bowl though, El realised there was only 5 nuggets left.
“Okay my lovely viewers, these 5 as fast as I can, then a break for some much needed tummy TLC”
Grabbing the nuggets she shoved them into her mouth one after another without stopping. When the last one was swallowed she took in a deep breath. Holy shit her belly hurt. Resting her palms over her stomach it was clearly distended and solid as a rock.
“Oh man I do not feel too good.” She ran her hands over and over her tummy, though it wasn’t actually helping at all. “I need to lie down for a bit.”
El placed herself on her strategically placed love seat and lay back, groaning in pain and pleasure at the weight of the food clogging up her stomach.
Groaning and whimpering she lay there, massaging her drum tight tummy.
“I don’t know if I’m going to manage anymore food,” she groaned. As much pain and discomfort as she was in, she knew she’d be eating the third bowl. However it seemed to turn her customers on to encourage to her stuff herself more so she cheekily teased them with “oh but my belly hurts” and “no I couldn’t possibly fit anything else into my tummy it’s so sore and full” before finally going for the third bowl. The fake reluctance had given her stomach enough time to get to work with digesting the food, she could feel it moving through into her intestines. Dragging the bowl towards her she decided to eat the last bowl laying down.
Each nugget got harder to eat. Her stomach had really had enough this time. She was in pain. Actual proper pain. Each swallow was thicker and harder than the one before, and 3/4 of the way into the bowl she knew she had reached her final limit. She swallowed the mouthful of nugget and it went down her throat only to stop in what felt like her chest. The nuggets were piled almost out of her stomach into her oesophagus, sitting as solid and unmoving as rocks.
“Guys” she hiccuped, causing a gag and nugget to reappear into her mouth. She swallowed it down with a grimace, “ I’m done. I cannot...” BURP “possibly eat anymore” ... BURPPP.
She rubbed her tummy gently, but even that movement caused her to feel like puking, so she decided to massage her intestinal area instead to keep things moving. Laying on the sofe she continued to film herself for a while, some of her viewers were only here for the aftermath.
“Oh my belly...it hurts so bad...*gag* oh god I’m gonna puke...ugh my poor tummy.... please I need someone to help me rub it better...oh my god it’s hurting.... I don’t feel good”
She went on like this for a while, giving her viewers time to finish themselves off, before giving her usual closing line.
“I’ve got to go, I need to puke or shit or just be in agony. See you guy’s same time next week.” And with that she ended the live stream.
Collapsing back into her chair El wrapped her arms around her huge gut, rocking back and forth with the pain and cramps. But through all the pain she could feel her vagina tingling excitedly at how full she was. She rubbed her upset belly aggressively, making it churn and gurgle sickly, in turn increasing her arousal. Her viewers had had their fun enjoying her bad belly ache, now it was hers.
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Sooo much of food for 2 😆😉 Fresh Salmon Roll, Dim Sum, Spring Rolls, Meatballs with Mash, French Fries & Shrimp Pasta. Not forgetting Dessert, Raspberry Cheesecake and Almond Triplee Chocolate Cake 😜😎 #sofull #foodfortwo #burppp #weoverorderedagain #butitsokay #atelikepandi 😆 (at Ikea Alexandra Rd)
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Food Galore courtesy of Ram! Thaaaank You ❤ #burppp #airespring_ph
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"You should have knocked before coming in." *BURPPP* "You thought you heard who? Josh? You might have heard him. He just stopped by for lunch, but he's not here now. Technically speaking."
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Soto Semarang on a cold morning! #steady #streetfood #jkt #lapar #eat #thebest #burppp
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Ricking it upp
Something my friend said when they saw it:
“BURPPP Morty...we need to get into a new art style Morty” “Oh geez Rick I don't think we can.” “Shut burp up Moretty. We need to change”
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Alcohol brings #happiness #cheers #burppp #1664kronenbourg #beer #1664blanc #happyhour (at Pallets & Pans Restaurant & Bar by Concept Catering) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNZv8-hJMe-/?igshid=1wwr7t6zd9wne
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