Do you guys have any content creators that you associate with the states? I assume for most people Ben would be Florida bcs well, he is the florida man
But for me? It GrayStillPlays. He is absolutely Florida in human form imo. StrangeÆONS is somewhere in the PNW.
Air Marty headcanons, because fuck it, I wanna share em!!
(Also applies to my RealWorld AU ofc)
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Marty (he/em)
Martin Clark Jones
Voice claim: Will Wood or GrayStillPlays
40 years old (canon)
Chaotic Neutral
Origins: Marty was born in Chicago and has spent his childhood in the Midwest. He did move to Florida when he reached his early 20s to attend college. The same college he also dropped out of midway through-..Though he remained living in Florida since then, now working as an airport janitor.
Accent: Southern (possibly canon?)
Despite growing up in a christian family, he doesn't actually follow a religion.
Neurodivergent: ADHD, OCD
Maladaptive daydreamer
Pansexual
Demiguy (refers to himself as "half-a-man")
Chaotic anarchist
Enjoys wild west themed movies and corny 90s sitcoms
Mid-life crisis.
Is a 70s and 80s kinda guy
Doodles from time to time despite not being really good at it.
Mostly knits during his free time.
Cracks corny puns/jokes every now and then.
Has a small mole above his lip on the right side. Also one on his right forearm and left elbow.
Has heterochromia (left eye is blueish grey and right eye is hazel green)
Lost a tooth after drunk fighting at a bar.
Tall and lanky.
His room is full of handmade army planes. (Nearly lost his middle finger when making one-)
Clumsy, but has fast reflexes.
Flinches and tics if he sits/stands still for too long.
ALWAYS tries to remain as polite as possible, no matter how angry he is at the moment.
Y'know shits really going down when you catch em saying "Fuck" or "Shit".
Emotional - gets stressed easily.
Often overdramatizes things.
Whiskey enjoyer (preferably Jameson)
Used to smoke weed in his teen years.
Chocolate chip cookie enjoyer.
Rambler (overshares all the time)
Always comes up with the most ridiculous goofy scenarios/stories.
Favorite colors are neon green and pastel yellow.
Would rather hang around in his imaginary world.
Takes late night walks.
Hates cherry soda.
Usually a bad liar.
Owns a few Gameboys since he was a kid.
Hopeless romantic.
Randomly zones out.
Is actually very insecure.
Tends to eat very bizarre food combinations/snacks when hungry past midnight; mainly chomps on dark chocolate pieces with sardines on top or something as simple as a mix of mayo and ketchup slapped onto a rice cake with salt sprinkled on top.
Either smokes or eats sweets when stressed.
Snores loudly when sleeping. It is almost impossible to wake em up once he falls asleep.
oh yeah i had a graystillplays hyperfixation for some reason
i even have the spleens hoodie sitting in my closet
anyway have these guys, i still can't bother to draw feet most of the time
to keep track of time, we're in may 2020 by this point
Jim Pickens from CallMeKevin’s Sims 4 series and Florida Man and Australia Man from GrayStillPlays’ Sims 4 series are all bisexual trans men with NPD and are dating!
I made The Man family before they started drinking Bud Lite and committing astounding amount of felonies while ingesting tons of Spleens’ blood.
Or they might be the original’s great great grandchildren by now...
Insanely fit Florida Man with his judgmental tattoos and not wearing a shirt yet again. He is a pro at mixology thanks to his alcoholism.
Australian Man is half fish in my save. They both have the Bro Trait and are just...good roommates...or are they?
And Bab Ross is here too! Her necklace actually signifies her Draino drinking problem but she’s fine. We love you. She works as a successful artist just like her origin, Bob Ross.
Tim Horton the Canadian Bob Ross! Bab and he are happily married but everyone in my save (and in my Man Family) keeps hitting on Tim.
Colono Scopy is now a twilight-ass-vampire-looking guy with a smug attitude. I really love the mushroom-headed bastard and here he is, looking extra entitled. He likes eating, drinking, and hot women, as well as wearing a suit in a middle of the summer.
Tommy “I’m depressed always” Wenis, who are one of my absolute favorites! He is a vampire with vampire depression in my save. Colono and Tommy somehow hooked up once and I really don’t know how I feel about it.
Ellis Dee looks like a cosmetology school dropout but I actually like how she turned out! She likes growing weed tomatoes in her small garden. After dropping out and got married with Beth, who were in the same school, she works as a professional gardener.
I know how much I butchered the original design of Beth Amphetamine but I love her fashionista look in here and her sweet personality... She is married to Ellis and works as a stylist. Currently they have been trying for a baby!
Good morning to Floridian masochists, Bud Lite addicts, bitchy Australians, children-hating people with afros, pastel serial killers, horse-faced southern Belles, people who forget their pants, mushroom-headed bastards, emo people that wear curtains, cocainos who had too much beer, murder cats that have about 3 iq points, and the children of the former two