#graystillplays Florida man

[milestonekestrel]

Gay people (and Reginald the chicken) hanging out

[childofhalloween]

Aussie wearing a neon high vision vest: if you wear a high-vis you can go anywhere and do pretty much anything.

Tim: That's true actually

Aussie: Especially if you got a clipboard and a ladder.

Florida: So where'd you go?

Aussie: I thought it'd be kind of funny if I went into Macca's and took their ice cream machine.

Claire Danes: What!?!

Aussie: It's always apparently down for maintenance anyways. So I thought why not take it home for maintenance?

Florida: Did you have a clipboard at least?

Aussie: Yeah mate, had the holy Trinity high-vis, clipboard, and a ladder to take me to higher places.

Ellis: What'd you use the ladder for?

Aussie: Well I had to look busy so I just kind of went onto the roof.

Beth: What and then what happened?

Aussie: Well as they say what comes up must come down.

Tim: Oh down the ladder right?

Aussie: Nah....I kinda dropped the ladder...

Colono: What?

Aussie: Yeah get this it took out the ice cream machine funnily enough.

Bab: Far out and then what happened?

Aussie: Well in all the commotion I lost my footing and I came down...less gracefully?

Claire: Oh my god

Aussie: Yeah took out some trainee. Poor kid.

Bab: So what happened?

Aussie: Well the cops showed up so I had to bust out the big one.

Tim: Oh the clip board right?

Aussie: Nah mate I tried the old "wait don't you know Gary?"

Claire: What are you talking about?

Aussie: Everyone knows somebody called Gary. So I just had to wait and see if he bit.

Florida: And did he?

Aussie: Yep Gary's his brother

Ellis: And what did he say?

Aussie: He asked me if I was coming over to their joint this weekend for Gary's birthday.

Ellis: what'd you say?

Aussie: Well I told him the truth. I said I'd love to but I'm probably going to be doing maintenance on this ice cream machine all week.

Aussie taking a bit of an ice cream cone: And that's why we have an ice cream machine in the kitchen.

[pikos-den]

[welcometothetablesimsfour]

Last night I made Florida from Ben Brainerd videos, and Florida man from Graystillplays Sims videos fight

They were fighting over explains the spleens

[kaz-playz]

Do you guys have any content creators that you associate with the states? I assume for most people Ben would be Florida bcs well, he is the florida man

But for me? It GrayStillPlays. He is absolutely Florida in human form imo. StrangeÆONS is somewhere in the PNW.

Thoughts?

[buddy-the-bud]

Air Marty headcanons, because fuck it, I wanna share em!!

(Also applies to my RealWorld AU ofc)

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Marty (he/em)

Martin Clark Jones

Voice claim: Will Wood or GrayStillPlays

40 years old (canon)

Chaotic Neutral

Origins: Marty was born in Chicago and has spent his childhood in the Midwest. He did move to Florida when he reached his early 20s to attend college. The same college he also dropped out of midway through-..Though he remained living in Florida since then, now working as an airport janitor.

Accent: Southern (possibly canon?)

Despite growing up in a christian family, he doesn't actually follow a religion.

Neurodivergent: ADHD, OCD

Maladaptive daydreamer

Pansexual

Demiguy (refers to himself as "half-a-man")

Chaotic anarchist

Enjoys wild west themed movies and corny 90s sitcoms

Mid-life crisis.

Is a 70s and 80s kinda guy

Doodles from time to time despite not being really good at it.

Mostly knits during his free time.

Cracks corny puns/jokes every now and then.

Has a small mole above his lip on the right side. Also one on his right forearm and left elbow.

Has heterochromia (left eye is blueish grey and right eye is hazel green)

Lost a tooth after drunk fighting at a bar.

Tall and lanky.

His room is full of handmade army planes. (Nearly lost his middle finger when making one-)

Clumsy, but has fast reflexes.

Flinches and tics if he sits/stands still for too long.

ALWAYS tries to remain as polite as possible, no matter how angry he is at the moment.

Y'know shits really going down when you catch em saying "Fuck" or "Shit".

Emotional - gets stressed easily.

Often overdramatizes things.

Whiskey enjoyer (preferably Jameson)

Used to smoke weed in his teen years.

Chocolate chip cookie enjoyer.

Rambler (overshares all the time)

Always comes up with the most ridiculous goofy scenarios/stories.

Favorite colors are neon green and pastel yellow.

Would rather hang around in his imaginary world.

Takes late night walks.

Hates cherry soda.

Usually a bad liar.

Owns a few Gameboys since he was a kid.

Hopeless romantic.

Randomly zones out.

Is actually very insecure.

Tends to eat very bizarre food combinations/snacks when hungry past midnight; mainly chomps on dark chocolate pieces with sardines on top or something as simple as a mix of mayo and ketchup slapped onto a rice cake with salt sprinkled on top.

Either smokes or eats sweets when stressed.

Snores loudly when sleeping. It is almost impossible to wake em up once he falls asleep.

[moodboard-creator]

Graystillplays moodboard?

“Not today Satan!”

“Stay foxy, much love.”

“FUUUULL LIQUOR BAR!"

“YEETUS!”

Spleens the cat

Reginald the chicken

Masochism

Florida man

i've already made a moodboard for graystillplays here, lmk if you'd like a different one

[fenetfox]

Spleens the cat and Tonsils the cat, my favorite little derps

[joeyhazell-art]

Only real simmers know all 4 (my personal favourite chaotic youtube sims)

insta | twitter | kofi

[wordstoreadby]

[childofhalloween]

TSA Agent: Are you sure this is a registered emotional support animal?

Florida Man: *holding up an alligator in a cage* Of course it is or my name isn't.....whatever it was I told you it was.

[djpumpkinsoda]

oh yeah i had a graystillplays hyperfixation for some reason i even have the spleens hoodie sitting in my closet anyway have these guys, i still can't bother to draw feet most of the time

to keep track of time, we're in may 2020 by this point

[mogai-headcanons]

Jim Pickens from CallMeKevin’s Sims 4 series and Florida Man and Australia Man from GrayStillPlays’ Sims 4 series are all bisexual trans men with NPD and are dating!

dni transcript here

[milestonekestrel]

Gay ppl

[ls-mcmilkshake]

I made The Man family before they started drinking Bud Lite and committing astounding amount of felonies while ingesting tons of Spleens’ blood. 

Or they might be the original’s great great grandchildren by now...

Insanely fit Florida Man with his judgmental tattoos and not wearing a shirt yet again. He is a pro at mixology thanks to his alcoholism. 

Australian Man is half fish in my save. They both have the Bro Trait and are just...good roommates...or are they?

And Bab Ross is here too! Her necklace actually signifies her Draino drinking problem but she’s fine. We love you. She works as a successful artist just like her origin, Bob Ross.

Tim Horton the Canadian Bob Ross! Bab and he are happily married but everyone in my save (and in my Man Family) keeps hitting on Tim. 

Colono Scopy is now a twilight-ass-vampire-looking guy with a smug attitude. I really love the mushroom-headed bastard and here he is, looking extra entitled. He likes eating, drinking, and hot women, as well as wearing a suit in a middle of the summer.

Tommy “I’m depressed always” Wenis, who are one of my absolute favorites!  He is a vampire with vampire depression in my save. Colono and Tommy somehow hooked up once and I really don’t know how I feel about it.

Ellis Dee looks like a cosmetology school dropout but I actually like how she turned out! She likes growing weed tomatoes in her small garden. After dropping out and got married with Beth, who were in the same school, she works as a professional gardener.

I know how much I butchered the original design of Beth Amphetamine but I love her fashionista look in here and her sweet personality... She is married to Ellis and works as a stylist. Currently they have been trying for a baby!

[determinedowl23]

Good morning to Floridian masochists, Bud Lite addicts, bitchy Australians, children-hating people with afros, pastel serial killers, horse-faced southern Belles, people who forget their pants, mushroom-headed bastards, emo people that wear curtains, cocainos who had too much beer, murder cats that have about 3 iq points, and the children of the former two