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rose-i-guess · 23 days ago

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What being bored with no internet does to a mf

+ an entire page dedicated to the vontra brightbill beef because it's still funny

#my ipad wasn't charging either so I was forced to draw traditionally against my will.#/j traditional is fun when I feel like doing it teehee #vontra #the wild robot #roz #vontroz #brightbill #roz wild robot #fink the fox #this beef goes so crazy #my friend misread 'HELLO BRIGHTBILL' as 'HELLO BRIGHTBITCH'#gotta remember that one.#still think it's really funny I got kinda obsessed with robot yuri out of all the fucking things- WHATEVER IT'S FUN😌

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morganbritton132 · 7 months ago

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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

#or how many abbreviations that you’ll come across that mean something different from what you’ve always known #I stopped reading a requisition to make this post because I read a sentence that was like #‘something something the COR and the contractor POC’#and I stopped like ‘contractor person of color???’ before remembering Point of Contract #also no one at my job tells you what any of this stuff means. they’re just like Morgan can you take care of this DOA?’#and I gotta sit there like Dead on Arrival??? before figuring out it’s a Delegation of Authority spreadsheet

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anbaisai · 8 days ago

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"(Sigh) We'll continue this another ti- mmf?!"

With a guy like Jamil, you really gotta pick up the slack sometimes. No tie to pull on though, so I guess we'll just have to use that hoodie!

(Inspired by this artwork by オレコ on Pixiv!)

Bonus Jamil for the rest of the day:

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naturecalls111 · 1 month ago

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unorthodox murder mystery

#zosan #one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji vinsmoke #fanart #okay so basically this concept is ok so basically #its a murder mystery where those who are murdered on the ship actually turn into VAMPIRES #but theyre like #guys. how the fuck do we not know who the vampire is #like what do you mean you are literally still alive after being 'killed' and somehow you dont remember who killed and turned you #zoro: well whatever. im still gonna be the greatest swordsman #sanji: right ok so hello FUCKFACE. DUMBASS. GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT IS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THE NIGHT OR WHAT–#sanji: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT WE JUST DIED THAT WE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE THAT WE'RE IMMORTAL NOW. THAT I CANT TASTE THE FOOD I MAKE #zoro: wat dat gotta do wit me #sanji would be suchhhh a good vampire feeder but a terrible vampire I think #thats my opinion stop throwing rocks at me what the hell #anyway i dont actually know who the vampire on the crew woudl be #thats the mystery #its a mystery to the creaotr of the au as well obviously... or else whats the point.....

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stubz · 7 months ago

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"Human Max and Kim?"

"Yeah?"

"There is something that has been on my mind for quite some time now, a question about your work."

"Okay shoot."

"..."

"She means ask away."

"Ah. Yes, well. I was wondering how you two knew to train before coming to work here? As I was under the impression you both joined shortly after the coalition made contact with Earth."

"Train?"

"You mean for taking care of younglings?"

"Yes human Max."

"We didn't. We just used the training we already had and then learned on the job about the finer details."

"What she said. Although we did need to take some first aide courses before opening."

"...come again?"

"We barely had information of other species so we mostly relied on the training and teachings we received at home, Earth."

"Don't worry we took some night classes later on to be more prepared later on."

"How later is 'later on'?"

"About a month."

"...you seem really confused about this."

"That is because I am. . .how were you able to tolerate the biting then? Or the vast difference in height and weight from some of the larger ones? Or keep up with the fast ones?"

"Oh I was bit all the time at home. Both at work and at home."

"I just like running so it's not that hard for me. Kim still struggles though."

"I have tiny legs you jerk."

"But the strength and weight of some of them..."

"Oh right, on Earth you have to be able to lift at least 50 pounds to go into childcare."

"I thought it was 50 kilos..."

"...but that's like a hundred pounds...wait.."

"You have to be able to lift 50-100 pounds with ease!"

"...How heavy are your children?"

"Between 50-100 pounds."

#I took a course for work and one of the requirements was that i could lift a 50 something child with ease #and I can't for the life of me remember if it was pounds or kilos #either way i used that to convince myself to do more upper body days #like for the gym #gotta lift the kiddos #humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #the adventures of kim and max running a space child centre

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kaeyachi · 2 months ago

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Kaeya, despite being a sickly and gentle child, was his own kind of nightmare for Crepus and the other Dawn Winery staff.

See, Diluc is prone to mischief and chaos, dragging along his younger brother and a couple of other children into his plots and messes.

But Kaeya? Kaeya is the type to end up in the most random, and I do mean most random, of places. He would vanish for several hours, only to be found in an unexpected location such as, oh let's say that one time, he was found eating fruit with some friendly hilichurls...IN LIYUE.

He was such a curious soul that would easily get distracted by the wonders of Teyvat, but since he is so silent in both words and movements, whoever is watching over him would lose sight of him just as quickly.

He has caused several search parties in his youth, only for people to find out he was following a seelie to a treasure chest or napping with a young wolf cub in Wolvendom.

Crepus swears that Kaeya and Diluc are competing on who can give him gray hairs the fastest (so far, Diluc is winning, but Kaeya sure is catching up with every scream of panic from a designated babysitter and Diluc)

#crepus and his chaos children #may bartobas bless his soul or something #look if klee can nuke azhdaha for her birthday i think kaeya should be allowed to eat with hilichurls in liyue #nah this is also why diluc followed kaeya and the traveler into a domain one time #*kaeya vanishes again*#*jean sighs in exasperation and nostalgia*#*diluc panicking inwardly again*#one time for funsies i thing he should be found on top of dragonspine after following several warm seelies lmao #crepus: “so...where did you find my boy again?” varka: “...you won't believe me...” crepus: “try me” varka: “...on a ship to Fontaine...”#pls im having fun with this idea yall gotta know how funny this is to me #kaeya #kaeya alberich #crepus ragnvindr #dawn winery #kaeya headcanons #yeah so remember he stowed away to a cargo that was headed for sumeru? crepus was stressed but he was probably used to it lmao #crepus: “ is it morally questionable to put a bell on him?”#bonus hc: kaeya being the knight to ask when needing a search party coz he knows the common places children would get to lmao

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stil-lindigo · 1 year ago

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little dove.

a short comic about Ash and Snow's first meeting / how Snow got her nickname.

Snow's story

Ash’s story

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#cw: animal death #cw: blood #i think after this ash goes back home and finds herself thinking of snow more and more #while snow returns to her own kingdom and forgets much of this encounter until ash reaches some renown as a monster with a blade #after which snow becomes extremely fixated on her and remembers her as the girl who watched her bury a dead bird in a flowerbed #lesbian first dates be like #anyway #i like the irony of snow's nickname being little dove seeing as how shes not exactly a very peaceful person #although she may seem like it on the surface #shes kind of difficult to write too. ive gotta balance her veil of innocence with genuine sincerity #the fact that she believes her own delusions is what makes her such a fun character #one day ill move on from these characters but i love my homicidal daughters very much #thank you for reading #sapphic art #comic art #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics #heartearters

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nevvn · 6 months ago

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my entry for @shootingstarrfish's OM Maid DTIYS (❁´◡`❁)

#obey me #obey me fanart #art tag #fanart #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #OMMaidDTIYS #finally done!!#gotta draw my faves hehe #some notes:#solomon's marks are just random scribbles that may change depending on how i remember it #idk what i was doing with the shading #i was the one who sent the ask abt the extension of deadline hfjdhj #officially done with my finals yippee

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stemmmm · 2 days ago

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Alt cover for Theseus' Guide chapter 4!

Go read it, it's a fun time for the whole family (the Pines family, that is)!

#gravity falls #gf theseus' guide #billford #stanford pines #stanley pines #bill is here but does it really count when its only like halfway. just one eyeball #hes very in the fic at least. good bill moments excellent bill moments. bill fans are encouraged to read #fans of the other characters are also encouraged to read #people who arent fans are also encouraged to read because my wife is an excellent writer and i love them and they deserve praise #m.png #i GOTTA remember to put my art tag on these

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lizaisdrawing · 7 months ago

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Wally, Wally annnnnnd Wally !

I just really like the designs

Clubber @/crocchompers

Royal @/neonross

#welcome home #clownillustrations #wally darling #welcome home puppet show #my art #fanart #digital art #sketch #welcome home au #I gotta do more AUs #there’s so many cool ones #but I just… don’t?#so maybe more to come?#if I remember! hehe #royalty wally au #clubber wally

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trappedinafantasy37 · 23 days ago

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"Minthara is so abusive to the player" *INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*

Minthara would literally go to fucking hell for the opportunity to personally beat the absolute shit out of the person who actually did abuse you. She will throw hands with gods and devils just to avenge you.

And you will not be able to convince her not to.