#gotta be wolverine

[fabiansociety]

batman is a cryptid stories are fine, they’re whatever, but you have to think spiderman is a cryptid too. not in the sense that people think he doesn’t exist, but that everyone thinks he’s some neighborhood dweeb whose only power is climbing things and swinging around.

because he’s a friendly neighborhood spiderman, right? people think, oh the mutant kid is dressing up and walking people home from the bar or rescuing kittens, that’s sweet but weird. jameson hates him, but whatever, the bugle’s a rag anyway

and every time he makes the news for being in some sort of major fight, people come up to him and tell him someone’s stolen his look AGAIN. every famous hero who gets disgraced gets accused of pretending to be spiderman to hide his face. folks think the avengers just stole this dweeb’s look and they feel kind of sorry for him.

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[bluegiragi]

save me trans wolverine save me

full version on patreon

[notfernintheslighest]

to you they are gay jokes, to me it’s queer representation, we are not the same

[mackerelhann]

There is no homoerotic tension at all😁😁😁

[nuggetpool-hi]

Sorry 4 not being as active i've been a wee bit busy BUT but I got a lil spam building up so wait for that bahah

[captainmaxatx]

I honestly haven’t been this obsessed with something in a long time, I don’t know what Hugh and Ryan put into Deadpool and Wolverine but it is dragging me back to my old levels of hyper fixation and I’m going insane

[creedei]

Not the best but I tried

[crnl-chicken-tots]

Quick! Another one, because I cannot get them out of my head!

[sidddrawss]

“Gilgamesh was called a god and a man; Enkidu was an animal and a man. It is the story of their becoming human together.” - The Epic of Gilgamesh, Anonymous

[johnlennonirl]

As an Wolverine fictionkin (/srs and doubles dni), I agree we fucked in that fuckass van 👅

[asaltysquid]

"In His Gaze"

Censored NSFW under cut!

Love these two mwuah

Full Uncensored can be found on my Patreon! I'll be mailing this out as a reward next month.

[cowboylikeyouu]

my friend works at the cinema and brought me this i‘m gonna cry

[icarusredwings]

"Make sure you include my senior discount."

"Oh yeah. And a senior discount for grams over here."

"Don't forget mine."

"Huh?" The attendent says, obviously not believing that he is over 60.

"Erm- No kitten- thats... just no."

"But I'm 284 next month."

"Christ almighty on a stick!- sorry- I just... Damn.. if im not this chiseled at 280 im sueing the network."

"What?"

"Nuthin' peanut. Welp! You heard him! 2 senior discounts. One for the old coot and one for my big strong boy... whos.. apparently 3 and a half times my age..Fuck wolvie you like'm real young don't you? Oh, you naughty boy!"

"Shut the fuck up.."

[flourishing-toxicity]

Oh they're fucking :)

Good for them :)

[buckyscap]

i keep thinking about logan, who has lived for more than 200 years, had seen and fought the weirdest things any human could ever come across, meeting eddie and venom.

an alien doesn't even surprise him at this point, yet this is the face he makes when he sees venom slither out of eddie's back