#gotta be wolverine

[fabiansociety]

batman is a cryptid stories are fine, they’re whatever, but you have to think spiderman is a cryptid too. not in the sense that people think he doesn’t exist, but that everyone thinks he’s some neighborhood dweeb whose only power is climbing things and swinging around.

because he’s a friendly neighborhood spiderman, right? people think, oh the mutant kid is dressing up and walking people home from the bar or rescuing kittens, that’s sweet but weird. jameson hates him, but whatever, the bugle’s a rag anyway

and every time he makes the news for being in some sort of major fight, people come up to him and tell him someone’s stolen his look AGAIN. every famous hero who gets disgraced gets accused of pretending to be spiderman to hide his face. folks think the avengers just stole this dweeb’s look and they feel kind of sorry for him.

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[bluegiragi]

save me trans wolverine save me

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[mackerelhann]

There is no homoerotic tension at all😁😁😁

[creedei]

Not the best but I tried

[notfernintheslighest]

to you they are gay jokes, to me it’s queer representation, we are not the same

[crnl-chicken-tots]

Quick! Another one, because I cannot get them out of my head!

[sidddrawss]

“Gilgamesh was called a god and a man; Enkidu was an animal and a man. It is the story of their becoming human together.” - The Epic of Gilgamesh, Anonymous

[riddledem0n]

As an Wolverine fictionkin (/srs and doubles dni), I agree we fucked in that fuckass van 👅

[cowboylikeyouu]

my friend works at the cinema and brought me this i‘m gonna cry

[icarusredwings]

"Make sure you include my senior discount."

"Oh yeah. And a senior discount for grams over here."

"Don't forget mine."

"Huh?" The attendent says, obviously not believing that he is over 60.

"Erm- No kitten- thats... just no."

"But I'm 284 next month."

"Christ almighty on a stick!- sorry- I just... Damn.. if im not this chiseled at 280 im sueing the network."

"What?"

"Nuthin' peanut. Welp! You heard him! 2 senior discounts. One for the old coot and one for my big strong boy... whos.. apparently 3 and a half times my age..Fuck wolvie you like'm real young don't you? Oh, you naughty boy!"

"Shut the fuck up.."

[flourishing-toxicity]

Oh they're fucking :)

Good for them :)

[bread-blogs]

Logan in the anime is so funny cause Scott will get hurt and Logan will say smt like “that’s it!” And run head first into a fight.. THIS MAN IS DOWN SO BAD

[halohalona]

GUYS CHILL 😭

4 consecutive posts of he same photos 😭 😭

[mellosghosts]

(wip) who are they !!!!

[cwazytvthings]

Y'all I think burn out has done me in. First thing I've drawn and liked in ages