#the oldest is always the shortest and angriest

[icarusredwings]

"Make sure you include my senior discount."

"Oh yeah. And a senior discount for grams over here."

"Don't forget mine."

"Huh?" The attendent says, obviously not believing that he is over 60.

"Erm- No kitten- thats... just no."

"But I'm 284 next month."

"Christ almighty on a stick!- sorry- I just... Damn.. if im not this chiseled at 280 im sueing the network."

"What?"

"Nuthin' peanut. Welp! You heard him! 2 senior discounts. One for the old coot and one for my big strong boy... whos.. apparently 3 and a half times my age..Fuck wolvie you like'm real young don't you? Oh, you naughty boy!"

"Shut the fuck up.."