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As an Wolverine fictionkin (/srs and doubles dni), I agree we fucked in that fuckass van 👅
#made this for wade#yall gotta be jealous asf#wolverine#wolverine fanart#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool fanart#deadpool 3#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#poolverine#poolverine fanart#marvel#marvel comics#marvel fanart#xmen#xmen fanart
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“i love you, but that dick is a plus.” ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧⋆
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who in enha has the biggest dick? (hyung line only)
warnings: enha hyung line x reader (seperate !!), smut, unprotected sex, blowjobs, missionary, p in v, talks about dick sizes, dacryphilia, mdni !!
others: enjoy this for now, cause ive been losing motiv for a couple if days cs its been hectic asf 😭 ill post more content soon. but for now this is enough to feed y’all’s horny selves 🫶
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lee heeseung. this man 😖. he’s big alright. 6’0ft tall he’s got big hands, feet, etc. meaning to say he’s got a big dick too. 8 inches when soft, 9 1/2 when hard. i feel like he wouldn’t be as thick as jay or jake. but this man is for sure long. i also bet he and jay would have big balls. he’d prolbably have shaved hairs that were slightly the same as sunghoon’s not too hairy or too shaved down. heeseung is the type to love blowjobs. sucking down on his long cock, just to have him push your head just to hear your whimper and gags. he’d like to fuck you in missionary just to watch his cock slowly go in and out of you whilst watching your teary eyed face.
park jay. he’s thick for sure. 7 inch when soft, 8 1/2 when hard. thick girth and a mushroom tip that would be an angry red type of color. the base would be a little tanner than his skin, and for his hair, i bet he shaves it every 2 weeks max. its neat and not so hairy. gotta be clean to satisfy his girl (>.<) jay would also be the type to be the softest and most loving in bed. he loves reassuring you and talking you through it. this man would also have the best aftercare. jay could also go rough and hard, only if he would be in a bad mood or jealous. (we’ll discuss this soon !) overall, jay just has big dick.
sim jake. thickest. 7 1/2 inches when soft, 8 when hard. jake isn’t exactly the longest. but he beats them in girth. he’s a thick boy. even just the tip inside your already stretched out so wide. his base color would be a little darker than his skin tone. he has a big tip that whenever he was hard it would be such an angry pink and constantly leak pre-cum. jake would not have any hairs at all. poor baby always feels so guilty whenever he sees you in tears as soon as an inch of his dick stretches you out. always shushing you and reassuring that the pain would be gone.
park sunghoon. i feel like he would be the biggest. a positive, 8 1/2 inch when soft. a solid 9 when hard. sunghoon would most like be the one to know his dick the best, and also use it correctly. his dick is girthy with a usual peachy color on his tip. the base color would be a the same color as his usual skin, and he would most likely have a neat shave, something like the hair still being there but at the same time it’s not too bushy. sunghoon would also have some best dick game. there is never a time you won’t be pleasured after being with him. he would also most likely HATE wearing condoms. unless that is, you want him to. anything for his girl <3 but for me i think he wouldn’t really like it cs he wants you to feel every inch and vein of him pulse inside you :0
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yall ive been busy this is all i could come up w rn. its not my best work, but ive just been too lazy. i’ll do better soon 😞
#ella’s thoughts ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧⋆#enhypen#jake sim#enhypen jake#sunghoon hard thoughts#enhypen x reader#sim jaeyun#lee heeseung smut#lee heesung x reader#lee heeseung#park jay#park jeongseong#jay enhypen#jay smut#sunghoon smut#sunghoon x reader#enhypen smut#smut
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demon slayer hcs: how you meet pt 2
characters: fem!reader x zenitsu, shinobu, tengen & his wives
warnings: spiders, minor injuries, polyamory
ZENITSU
he's a sweetheart omg
you guys meet in the forest with the spider demons
you're a slayer
a pretty strong one too. not hashira level but you're working on it
you're weakness?
spiders, bugs, anything creepy and crawly
but isn't that everyones weakness?
idk know how you were convinced to go fight a spider demon
bc personally? ain't no way
but anyways
you get separated from the group of slayers you were working with
so ur alone
when u hear some bushes rustling or som
so u look down and boom
a spider
with a human head
FUCK. THAT.
you take off running and i mean fast
so fast you can't even see where ur going
and bam u run head first
into zenitsu
who coincidently was running from the same thing as u
he realizes ur human, grabs ur hand and TAKES TF OFF
ZOOMMMMM
ur gone
until u meet spider demon w the house
zenitsu passes tf out, ur shitting urself just a little bit, and then
zenitsu handles tf out that demon
while asleep?!
hot af
sleepy zenitsu could get it
SHINOBU
idk somethin abt her irritates me
she still fine asf tho
shes a top fs
you're a slayer
and you were on an easy mission
prob a low ranked demon
and then shit
a lower moon pulls up
low key fucks u and ur comrades up
somehow yall kill it
and your brought back to the butterfly mansion to be treated
and we all know miss gurl shinobu is running that mf
so shes obv overseeing your recovery
for some reason the other slayers heal faster than you did
wonder why?
perhaps purposely ripping ur stiches to spend more time around a pretty lady?
noooooo you would neverrrr
thats exactly what u were doing
and shinobu knows it too
but she plays dumb cause she thinks its sweet that you admire her enough to delay your recovery and cause urself that pain
she does poke u a lil too hard when redoing ur stitches tho
takes care of u til ur ready to go on another mission
TENGEN + wives
he's so fine for what
can we make this foursome into a fivesome?
sooo ur not a slayer
ur not a kunoichi
not a fighter at all
just a cute lil civilian
you meet the wives before you meet tengen
you're out shopping
need some new clothes
or maybe you have an event that you need some new jewelry for
gotta look flashy yk
so you finish your shopping and walk out of the store when your knocked flat on ur ass
it was suma
she was running from makio after making her mad
and she ran straight. into. you.
she immediately burst into tears because she felt so bad
makio is yelling at her for knocking you down
and hina is trying to calm them both down
and ur jus like "wtf is goin on"
you feel fine until you stand up
you hit the ground again
ankle = sprained
que the guilty sobbing from suma
the girls carry you to a bench to assess the damage and this grabs tengens attention all they way from the inside of another store
like "who is getting attention from my wives?"
VERY UNFLASHY
jealous af
until he sees u
a cute little civilian women in pain
and his wives fawning over you
he introduces himself and gets the story of what happened
calms suma and makio down
and apologizes on their behalf
meanwhile ur in awe
um hello?? a literal god is standing in front of you apologizing for his wives
WIVES??
AS IN PLURAL? MORE THAN ONE???
he checks ur ankle
his hand wraps around ur entire leg
dudes hands are big af
not the only thing on him thats big
to make it up to you he carries you to a very flashy cafe
where you all sit and have tea and snacks together while you rest ur injured ankle
tengen pays
does this count as a first date??
i love them
#demon slayer#anime#tengen#tengen x reader#shinobu#shinobu x reader#zenitsu#zenitsu x reader#demon slayer x reader
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For the streamer enid with a twin au
I don't know if you like country music but I was listening to Mercy by Brett Young and I swear that's literally just Enid's pov towards wednesday especially after getting those late night calls from her. This au is so damn heartbreaking that whenever I read all that angst I need a minute to get over it 😔 though I will never say no to some emotional pain or jealousy from Wednesday. Enid is my favorite character so I like it when she's hurting but I feel like most of the time it's her being jealous and stuff so it'd be nice to see the reverse. Only if you want to or like that idea of course I'm not trying to be pushy.
Oh there's another song called speechless by Dan + Shay and Tori Kelly that I think works pretty good for any of the aus where they're happily together.
My favorite so far is the demon baby au though. Gotta love those cute kids. That said I really enjoy all of your aus and I'm so glad that you're willing to share them and your art.
an au inside an au, is WILD
but anyways, listening to the song and im ;-; i didnt expect people to really like enid being sad asf while wednesday goes and gets married. Seriously, that is Enid's pov.
She's just "dam, this is my life now. Stuck lingering on the shadows of Wednesday Addams." i think the reason why she hasn't moved on is bc she hasnt at all confessed. She's the rock remember? the stability and Enid, even if it hurts her to admit, loves that position. She loves that despite wednesday's family being there, Wednesday goes to her. She's special to wednesday, not special enough to be married- not special enough to spend forever with but special enough to go to her and that..?
is bittersweet. Enid takes that position with clenched jaw and blurring eyes because its better than to be nothing.
honestly the only reason yall dont see wednesday jealous is bc i mostly write things from enid's pov and she's a very unreliable narrator in most of my aus. For all she knows, Wednesday could be jealous asf and longing too in song 2.
glad you enjoy my aus anon its flattering :)) demon baby au is so cute too and now that im thinking of it, devotion au has the same premise but is much darker..
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vyn ritcher relationship headcanons // requested by anons 🍋
bro i’ve seen people say vyn is creepy or manipulative and its like?????? hELLOOO not me yall stay safe tho, i’d marry that man. why did mhy have to make them so flawless like damn
- vyn is very particular about a lot of things, instinctually keeping within the bounds of things he knows he can see through to the end. hence, he doesn't even really try to avoid romantic relationships, the uncertainty is just something he had never wanted to personally experience.
- but then he meets you. you are so perfectly imperfect in ways that take him off his feet, and you show him that it’s only natural to occasionally fall short. you get stumped by cases, you let your emotions get the better of you, yet there is no part of him that views you as any less than perfect despite this.
- he says that he has never believed in love at first sight, but you make him rethink that. because, there’s something about the way you put yourself into your work, in the way you strive to understand his, that is so immediately beautiful to him. it’s a quiet symphony that is so hard to find and he cherishes the idea of sharing such a connection with you
- there’s so much romantic tension between you, it was bound to break at some point.
- to let down his walls to someone so completely is the most generous gift you could ever give him, because being with you is a feeling of freedom he’s never felt before. he might never outright tell you how he feels about certain developments, but he will always let you know in one way or another. whether through a hushed whisper before you drift off to sleep or a certain look as you talk.
- his love language is absolutely quality time — he’s happiest whenever he’s with you! anywhere, any time. you could pull him out of bed an hour earlier to watch the sun rise from your apartment windows, or show him the most hole in the wall restaurants you discovered back in college, and he still would love it. any new experience is worth it when it’s with you.
- he’s a psychiatrist, so there is literally not a better person to go to when you’re experiencing stress or the strain of life. he knows you on a deeper level and is able to help you and listen in ways that no one else can. and he’s more than willing to do so — he thinks of it as a way of repaying you, but even if there were no debts, he still wouldn’t hesitate. seeing you unhappy hurts him as well.
- you visit his lectures and if he’s not participating in a case, he attends your trials <3
- learns your tastes and learns them well. vyn isn’t someone who spends extravagantly or places a low value on money, so any gifts you receive from him are personal and thought out. they might relate to a past experience, a fleeting moment or even an inside joke. but no matter the context, it without fail always demonstrates how much he truly does want to know every part of you.
- EUGHHGHH one of his gifts. one of them. would be another visit to that park, the one where you put locks on a chainlink fence to represent something you want to last forever: but this time, you buy one lock instead of two, and lock it next to the old ones before making a new promise together. (ch3 of his personal story im sorry most of yall just gotta imagine ;-;)
- one of his favourite things to do is to hold your hand. it’s the perfect gesture, not being too grand nor something that requires too much attention. it shows that you’re momentarily linked and don’t have the intention of parting, and in times of panic can be an anchor. he could be frustrated over a specific part of a case you share, and while his frustration doesn’t show well, you would know what’s wrong when he sneaks his hand beneath the table to tangle your hand with his.
- he teaches you a bunch of different card games :D
- jealous asf. i mean, like you’re hot so ofc he’s jealous of people that hit on you 🙄🙄 he handles jealousy poorly but will try to never overstep a boundary, and 9/10 time will let you handle yourself. he trusts you. but will definitely not hesitate to humiliate creeps in your stead (or with you)
- constantly is reminding you how beautiful you are to him. fixes your hair when it’s mussed by the wind. runs the pad of his finger over your knuckle when he holds your hand. gifts you flowers according to their meanings. teaches you all of the different way he makes his coffee for long nights at work.
- manifesting a vyn richter brb.
#no one compares you stand alone to every record i own#tears of themis#tot#vyn richter#mo yi#tears of themis x reader#tot x reader#vyn richter x reader
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hot takes on some of the fanon versions of the haikyuu boys bc i hate this fandom /lh
ok so i made a post before abt how i absolutely despise fanon characters bc most of the time it absolutely ruins them (looking at you, deathnote fandom, i see what you did to L and i hate you for it)
SO like the salty haikyuu obsessed bitch i am, i thought id give my two cents on what some of the haikyuu boys SHOULD BE in fanon bc yall did them so dirty
[note: this is just some of the guys that i think the fandom ruined the most, so if ur fave isn’t here, be thankful lmao]
hinata: THIS. MF. IS. NOT. INNOCENT. in the dub he literally calls noya a horny tornado, he KNOWS things. also like,, he’s a teenage boy?? sure he’s excitable and adorable but he’s not innocent. he probably makes deez nuts jokes and daichi falls for them every time
oikawa: i will never forgive y’all for reducing this man to a twink. YES he’s flamboyant but that is in no way his entire personality. he’s a cocky little shit who would probably sell kyoutani to the mafia for a slice of cheese
sugawara: istg if i see “sugamama” one more time i’m gonna call the authorities. THIS MAN WOULD COMMIT ARSON IF YOU ASKED HIM NICELY. obviously he takes care of the first years n it’s a really sweet dynamic but don’t act like he wouldn’t throw them off a bridge if provoked
kenma: listen, i know y’all want ur uwu gamer boy fantasy but this mf probably doesn’t shower. he’s a stinky gremlin who bullies children on roblox and club penguin. trust me, as a kenma kinnie, he’s not what ur imagining him to be lmao
kuroo: the way y’all saw an attractive douche with emo hair and dubbed him a sex god, like THIS MF IS A CHEMISTRY NERD. he can probably sing the periodic table song off by heart, he’s not the suave guy you think he is. mf probably reminds the chemistry teacher abt homework, he’s annoying asf (i promise i love him but like he’s ANNOYING)
yamaguchi: ok i’m not gonna say i hate the “yamaguchi soft boy” agenda, like i love that hc but y’all gotta remember that he’s just as much of a twat as tsukki in the beginning. like they’re the same level of asshole, yams is just more anxious. but dw i know he gets nicer as the story progresses n i love that for him, he has a special place in my heart.
tsukishima: SPEAKING OF THIS ASSHOLE (all out of love don’t come for me), wtf are some of y’all DOING with the “tsukki is racist and homophobic” bullshit?? like??????? mans is probably the gayest one in karasuno????? he’s not a bigot, he’s just an asshole, like calm downnnnn
asahi: tbh y’all didn’t do him too dirty but the whole jesus thing is so annoying like he’s not a saint, have y’all SEEN that scene where he’s jealous of suga bc kiyoko touched his hand?? yes he’s timid and a gentle giant but he’s not jesus
ushijima: honestly he isn’t that bad i’m just here to spread my autistic ushijima agenda. why do u THINK he doesn’t pick up on social cues. also don’t think i haven’t noticed that the traits some of y’all hate about him are also common traits shown in autism =_=
feel free to add to this if u feel like i missed anyone, this was just off the top of my head :]
#now that i think about it this might be more of an issue with the tiktok side of the fandom#but idc some of yall still need this reality check lmao#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hinata shoyo#oikawa tooru#sugawara koushi#kozume kenma#kuroo tetsurou#yamaguchi tadashi#tsukishima kei#azumane asahi#ushijima wakatoshi#anime#fanon is not canon#fanon vs canon#choobspeaks
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what soobin is like as a boyfriend
warnings & other: none i just love him but let’s be honest who doesn’t, this gets cheesy in some parts bc he just gives off stereotypical kdrama bf vibes but guys he’s the one
w/c: round to 1k
ok first off
sorry if i rant soobin is my baby so ofc i think he’s the perfect boyfriend
he’s so
ugh
ok when you meet him he’s a shy boy
like really won’t wanna look you in the eye
ok like super fucking awkward
like painfully and you’re like “hahah ok that’s cute”
that only applies if you look intimidating tho
if you’re one of those people who’s blessed with not having resting bitch face he’ll be flirty
well you know..
he has his own methods of being flirty
he’s charming in his own way
probably does what yeonjun does but more subtle
stares
will stare at you
and when you make eye contact he smiles and rubs his lip with his finger DJSJSKDK PLZ
alternatively: looks away, purses his lips with a smile, ears get red, looks back up to you already looking at him then he waves
youre left like
“omg he’s so fucking cute”
ok but actually like he will reel you in without you even knowing
next thing you know you’re laughing at his lame ass jokes
god forbid you think he’s funny
“you think I’m funny? well we should date” :)
wait im pretty sure he said he doesnt go after someone unless he knows they like him back
tbh he’d probably wait until you make the first move
or wait until you show interest or else he’ll just hide his feelings
you have to bring him out of his shell
once you do...oh boy
100% never leaving you alone
always telling you how much he loves you
he’s the sweetest
teeth rotting sweet
i feel like he would slowly open up to you during the relationship
he’s not like automatically into it if that makes sense
shy to initiate things at first
such as kissing and touching
asks you if it’s ok first
we love consent
free samples kind of guy
dont take him to an ice cream shop or shops in general
he will devour the free samples
next thing you know you’re leaving with goat cheese and the newest ice cream flavour
he gives hopeless romantic vibes
would want to bake with you in the kitchen
and i know this sounds cliche but
flour fight
he’s cute with it at first
just rubs some flour on your nose then next thing you know
“we turned our dog white”
he’s a simple man
however
he probably spoils you
but not like expensive item type of spoiling he isn’t extravagant
god forbid the price range of any of the items he buys you exceeds his actual paycheck
cute gifts that you’ll actually use and cherish
i dont see many fights happening with him tbh
maybe if you question his leadership choices then i can see a fight happening
for example if you think he couldve handled a situation better in a certain way and you point that out to him he’ll get all defensive
“im the leader of my group dont tell me what you think is best for my group”
then you’re just like “well shit fuck you too i was just tryna help”
i can see him distancing himself after a fight if you’re also feeling a bit aggitated
doesn’t talk to you until it’s literally 2am and neither of you are sleeping bc yall always cuddle and you’re not cuddling him
:(
he’s always the first one to say sorry
my god he makes fun of you so much
not on a beomgyu level though
more of a “if you say something silly i will make you feel so dumb for the rest of the day” kind of clowning
wow jealousy
i feel like he’s not super jealous unless he feels threatened
everything was fine until the fire nation attacked
once he sees you getting a little too buddy buddy with someone else he’s like nah i gotta shut this shit down
he’s humble but once he’s jealous he’s all braggy to make himself seem above who ever was trying to get at you
“yeah i think we ALL-”
boy do you have to comfort this big baby
he’s sensitive :(
hold him and rub his head on his off days
tell him he’s the best boy and it doesnt matter what anyone else thinks screw them
he laughs like
“shouldnt i be comforting you?”
soooooooooo sappy
cliche asf boyfriend
buys you flowers
if he could he would be doing the whole radio outside your window thing (side note: yeonjun would too be he’s whipped asf)
college bf (we saw it coming)
see also: college bf who helps you in what he can and tells you to screw math bc you don’t need it anyways
shows up at your school or job after his practice
everyone loves him
everyone
you gotta be on guard 24/7
i wouldnt say you’d be insecure per se but soobin definietly lacks awareness when it comes to being flirted with
he recognizes others advances but laughs awkwardly, forgetting to tell the person he already has a partner
~cue mild argument~
at the end of it all he’s like “dont worry i only like you jeez”
if he’s working on a song he asks for your input
or rather how would you interpret a certain emotion that he isn’t able to convey
just to joke around, if he has to write a song about heartbreak but neither of you have been through that he’ll be like
“well there’s a first for everything :)”
soobin 100% takes the time to learn about your culture
he’s invested what can i say
introducing you to the other members isn’t THAT bad
but they definitely clown soobin
txt: “how come your partner is cooler than our own leader”
“maybe they should lead us instead” (joke)
soobin’s like fuck yall i can be cool :(
always send you cute selfies
with messages along the lines of
“i miss you :((((”
“bring ice cream on your way back!”
“be safe tho xxx”
he gives embarassing dad vibes
you can’t introduce him to your friends !
since he has you around he isn’t too shy and once he engages in conversation you better pack your bags
he’s trying to be funny (keyword: trying) but really it’s just your friends laughing to not make the hot idol bf not feel bad
you help him with his script for music bank
speaking of music bank
yes, yes, you are clowning him like the rest of txt and he comes home like
“not you too :(((((((”
hueningkai
my goodness hueningkai
yall tussle over soobin’s attention
sometimes it feels like youre sharing soobin with kai
you love them both but youre like “kai sweetie it’s cold and i wanna be the one to cuddle my bf so please”
speaking of cuddles
best cuddles
ones where he’s wearing a really comfortable sweater that’s actually nice material and your face gets buried in his chest
his limbs will be tangled in yours no doubt
but wow he’s so warm you almost never wanna let go
they don’t call him “home” for nothing
tall boy
makes fun of you if you’re shorter than him
yes he does tease you by placing items on higher-than-you-can-reach shelves
kick his shins he’ll give in
you: ”hows the weather up there”
him: “nice actually but you wouldnt know now would you :)”
tell him your problems, tell him anything
he will listen
and i mean let-you-ramble-for-hours kind of listen
but at the end of it his input is always valuable and he isn’t judgemental
he’s a good listener and gives good advice!!!
he’s not the leader for no reason put some damn trust in him!
#choi soobin#soobin#soobin imagines#fluff#soobin reactions#soobin drabbles#soobin drabble#soobin fluff#txt imagines#drabble#tomorrow x together imagines#txt headcanons#soobin headcanons#txt reactions#txt scenarios#soobin timestamps#soobin fic#soobin x reader
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On The Dashboard
I was inspired by The Hate You Give for some reason so enjoy. Imma keep it short and hot melo is broke asf with two kids tryna make it out💀
Melo Pov
“Their only nine and ten are you sure?“ My wife Adeya asked. “It’s bound to happen we short on rent so we can’t move right now, this neighborhood ain’t it“ I sighed leaning back in my chair. “If you are ever pulled over you put ya hand on th dashboard spread them likes this and if you are ever in the backseat put them on the drivers head rest.“ I sat my hands on the table spreaded apart “Like this?”. Amara my youngest daughter showed me her hands. “Just like that.“I nodded “Don’t you think their too young?“ Adeya said softly.”Im not gon be here forever and neither are you, it has to be done.” She just shook her head. ”Do you guys know what the Black Panther Party is?”
Tyler’s face lit up.”The Black Panther Party, originally the Black Panther Party for Self-Defense, was a Black Power political organization founded by college students Bobby Seale and Huey P. Newton in October 1966 in Oakland, California” She flipped her braids over her shoulder. “Yes very good there is power in your skin and in your name.“ I sat up, “Amani yo name’s origin is Swahili meaning peace, Amara yo name has many meanings but don’t take that shit for granted” Adeya stomped my foot, “Stuff don’t take that stuff for granted. In Italian, the name Amara means bitter In the Igbo language, which is spoken in Nigeria and other parts of Africa, the name means grace. And in Sanskrit, the language of ancient India, Amara means deathless or immortal.“ A little far flashed over her face at the word deathless.”What do you mean by deathless.?“ Her eyebrows furrowed just like her mother’s when she grew confused, her eyes twinkled with wonder.
”I don’t know, you choose what part about you wants to be deathless.It could be your name, your legacy, your smile, anything.“ Amani looked a little jealous. “Amani not all power is in numbers, Didn’t you run for Vice president at your school by yourself, you didn’t have a manager but you still won. Your the fist evr black student to win. It may not seem lik much, but its worth more than you think.” I lifted her head up she smiled, her smile the same smile that plasters on my face each day. “A good friend of your mom and I who passed Lexii Alija, always told your mother this; If you want something, you gotta go after it. And that's gon' make you the baddest bitch 'cause ain't nobody hand you shit” A tear slipped down Adeya’s face causing me to wipe it away. “What do you think that means?“ I rubbed my gotee. “I think it means that because tomorrow isn’t promised, not everything is going to be handed to you and you have to work hard for what you want and how you go get it“ Amani spoke with passion in her voice. “Yes now remember everything we talked about.“
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7 years later
Amani Pov
“shit mara we got 12 on un I gotta pull over.“ I pulled over to the side of the road getting my license and registration and “hands on the dashboard like pops taught us, Sasha roll your window down and put your hands on my head rest” I told Amara and our friend Sasha. “Ma’am can I have your license and registration?“ He shined the flashlight in my eyes. “Why you flashing that in ha eyes it daylight“ Sasha said.”Listen if you don’t wanna end up like Treyvon Martin I suggest you be quite“ I grunted. “I apologize officer is it okay if I move my hands to grab it?“ I asked steadying my breathing “Yes“ he hummed stand off-ish.
I grabbed it off the dashboard and handed to him. As he walked away Amara mumbled something. “What?” I grew confused “122. His badge number” She nodded ahead.”I’m sorry for the trouble, a white Cullinan was stolen on yours was the first I seen so I pulled you over have a nice day.” He handed me everything I needed. Pulling back into the driveway I saw mom and pops walking up to us teary eyed.”You wassup with yall?” I asked and laughed onc mom flashed her diamond ring all in my face.”Ya hot girl is married boo” She swung her natural brown hair. “Pops we got pulled over” Amar hopped out the car slamming my door.”when you ride in ya own car slam yo own damn door, this Cullinan won’t cheap” I flipped her off earning a laugh. “What happened” Pops asked as me an Sasha got out the car giving our hugs.”Nothing really a white Cullinan got stolen and mine was the first he saw.” I got a basketball shooting a three. “We did what we were told and nobody’s dead so we all good” I laughed.
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*Admin J slides in with 100 topsoos* say no more
daddy soo:
Distraction - horny nini interrupting soo in the mids of working ;)))
Kisses and Cock-tales - age gap, breathplay, i’m not breTAHINGH
Mr. Do - actual dad even (not jongin’s ofc) and it’s Truly Iconic™
El Dorado - another iconic fic from our 10kfr project, everything about this is intense (ceo!au)
Icing on the Cake - (no d. kink yet) school / football + cheerleader au, jongin has a phenomenal ass + Superstar - very slight daddy kink, car sx /pretty sure it’s a Maserati ha ha h
Naughty Little Drabbles + I Need You Now - almost every second drabble is daddy soo
sweet, sweet craving - camboy jongin!!! and kyungsoo gets a live show *soft scream*
nice try, big boy! - reverse daddy kink as in powerbottom lb!jongin, obedient daddy!soo
Rough - soo is stressed so nini helps him relax!!! rimming, spanking, bj, jerking off, bending over the table and all that jazz
Light the Match, Watch It Glow - yes there’s a lotto au p0rn :^) exhibitionism, riding!jongin, pet names, sensitive!jongin (((+ ksoo calls jongin ‘his pretty princess’ sajdkKFKSFKAL()))
He Works Out - soo is obsessed with working out and doesn’t pay his attention to nini, if u’ve ever wondered how it’s like to ride a dicc bicycle……..here u go; slight ddy kink, 69, dom!jongin (sorta), rimming, fingering, bj, cursing, slight sl*t shaming
if you like this (it’s yours) - this is yandere jongin asf, super thirsty for his bodyguard
Playtime is over - sugar daddy au ;) size kink, praise kink, multiple orgasms
pure filth (pwp):
I Like It (When You Watch Me) - tHIS CAME OUT ON KSOO’s BDAY! praise kink, lap dance, lingerie, frottage,…….i’m bald
Sweet Like Sugar - sugar daddy au!!! jongin gets the tip of his life
Lemon Drop - both meet in the club and are immediately attracted to each other, one night stand, wild tipsy smut
And I’m Joining Up The Dots - non au, very needy jongin, romantic smut ;u;
Closer - non au, jealous possessive soo omg
The Past Is Often Dwelled Upon (Even When We Aren’t Aware) - wolf au, slight mpreg
Cropped - non au, the descriptions of the clothes had me creasing (jongin in a crop top ladies and gents)
Let Me Show You - 10k of sin, jongin goes to get his ear pierced and in the end, he gets more than that ;–) innocent!jongin, dom!soo, rough s*x, rimming, mild!face fcking, spanking, breathplay, dirty talk
How’d You Like A Little Alpha In You - college/wolf au, alpha soo has the hots for omega jongin
It’s a Match! - they find each other on tinder and the rest is history ;)
They Never Know - practice room smut, based on artificial love and its grinding on a cane choreo
I Put a Spell on You - vampire soo receives a gift from his brothers on his bday - an incubus
Hit Me, Baby - hate sx (extremely rough), spanking, slapping, hitting, humiliation, enemies to lovers
Young and Beautiful - the great gatsby au, jongin is invited to a grand party and encounters its host in the library
My Boo - they ditch a halloween party to fck in the garden :)))
Hose Over Hoes - halloween again, jongin gives his bf a special preview of his costume :3
You Have a Notification - online dating au, crossdressing (bi!kyungsoo)
I’m Different - …slutty!jongin…*w*
Your New Addiction - werewolf kyungsoo has too much energy and incubus jongin might be the perfect solution for it
Water is Wet - inter-galactic au, jongin is an exchange student and he crushes on this Very Cute boy in his class (..this…sounds so innocent but..yall gotta find out the fun part urslf)
plotty:
Helping Jongin Come - friends!kaisoo, friends with benefits au, it’s basically a chaptered smut where soo teaches inexperienced jongin
You Got Me (Wrapped Around Your Finger) - p0rnstar au, from hate to love, jongin is just being in denial
put your venom in me - dystopian au, all forms of lust is banned in the society they live but kyungsoo is determined to show jongin what physical love is
Whisper the words, “I love you” - kaisoo is on the verge of divorcing so they go on a vacation in hope to save their marriage
Cloudy With A Chance of Kim Jongin - reporter!au, jongin just loves provoking kyungsoo until he snaps
Night and Day - cute barista by day, exotic dancer by night, whether jongin or kai, kyungsoo loves all the same ;)))
Baby, There Is No Line - non au, they’re hiding their relationship and the company wants to shut all the rumors that’s why it releases the kaistxl dating news
How We Love - college boyfriends are very busy but despite their hectic schedule try their best to spend every precious minute together
Real Human - scientist/engineer!jongin, super-human!kyungsoo. Jongin modifies a subject #12 in his lab and gets attached to him
Moonlight Love - werewolf+vamp au, tsundere ksoo and (puppy) alpha jongin determined to win his heart at all costs
Receive My Ball(s), Maybe? - football + cheerleader au, jongin is pining after a very handsome captain of the team (as well as thirsty for that toned ass)
Hold Me, Love Me - domestic + family wolf au, mpreg they’ll have a pup...and more pups!
Curse of a Fallen Angel (and How it is Lifted) - angel/reincarnation au, fallen angel!kyungsoo has never stopped loving his human lover for over 600 years even if jongin dies in every of his lifetime, they r determined to break the curse by having the s e x hey it’s actually very romantic with a happy ending ‘k :’)
Cracked Marble - this is a: werevamp/arranged marriage/gang/model au with slowburn and plot twist! how cool is that???
live long and prosper B–)
- Admin J
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