#got this instead

[kytsos]

hot women,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[indimlights]

SRAM changing the story already on day 2 was not on my plans but I'm here for it 100%

[forever-eternal]

Ar there any Florida stories of him being chaotic? Or just anything in general

When you try to write chaos but it turns into something else 🙃

Idk what to call this

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Ian Jones has always been more of a wild child than the other kids his parents raised.

Not in the sense that he misbehaved or made trouble, no no— more in the sense that he did things with little thought, made jokes and got dirty. Always came home with a new bump, bruise, or scrape.

Of course, he can behave when his parents want him to, he’d hate to upset them, but the 100 years he believed his Papi was dead and stoutly avoided his Mami had locked some of those polite behaviors behind thick walls.

He causes trouble for everyone around him, acted out to get attention he craved from the older States, the Grandpa’s, because he could no longer get it from his parents.

But…Gov…

“Florida, put that away.” The burning match in his hand was put out with two fingers closing around the flickering flame, “You can burn down his shed later.”

The man’s presence was familiar, but impossible.

“Get off the chandelier, you heathen child.” Crossed arms and steady grey eyes, looking up at him.

His self-destructive, arrogant behavior began to turn once more to the playfulness from his youth in the man’s presence.

Florida had assumed, like many others, that Gov was a new personification meant to replace DC.

Several States, starting from Minnesota and ending at young Hawai’i, called the man their dad. That quickly ended the ‘New Personification’ line of thought, but then came the question: who is Gov?

The magical mishap with Loui’s book answered that, and they were all made aware that Gov was Congress. He was their father, he was the boy the OG’s raised.

He wasn’t dead.

And Florida was conflicted.

He had missed his Papi, had missed being Ian Jones and not just Florida.

But his Papi must have left for a reason.

…

Florida may not be the smartest, but even he knows not to look a gator in the mouth on this one.

“Papi! I’m gonna try and shoot the hurricane out on the coast!” He calls out, slinging his shotgun across his back as he makes his way down the hall.

“That’s nice, son.” The man answers from his desk, focused entirely on his paperwork, and Ian grins.

He waits…

The screech of an office chair across the floor, pounding footsteps, a door being thrown open upstairs, his Papi’s voice booming through the house—

“IAN JONES—!” He ‘pop!’s out with an echoing cackle.

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident

this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!

[ochablooms]

life series doodles from this month !!

[chloesimaginationthings]

The day FNAF Charlie Emily was shut out..

[akiretv]

cracking jokes in the cold

[mapletine]

i just know he’s on that switch 12 hours a day

[skrunklyaceartist]

Guys my uncle is toby fox and he told me this will happen in chapter three. Yes, he is winging his ding until he gasters. And chapter 3,4,5 will come out in 420 days. Believe me I’m telling the truth please please ple-

[evercelle]

some favorite moments from orv read :)c

[akanemnon]

I wonder if she takes cash or credit.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[stealingpotatoes]

wanted to draw/design my dao gang all together (then i got slightly carried away and did camp outfits too)

(commission info // tip jar!)

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Curly should've killed J*mmy this, Swansea should have killed J*mmy that,

Anya should have gotten to Brokenstar his ass

Bonuses:

Jackshit mouthwashing first human in the dark forest (warrior cat hell)

Edit: part 2 jotulism gets mauled by wcwiwc (warrior cat women in war crimes) in warrior cat hell

[chloesimaginationthings]

Was dissecting the SOTM trailer and apparently your monty is a mm member comic is now canon

ANOTHER WIN FOR MONTY ENJOYERS!!!

(Original comic)

[applestruda]

Sorry, we'll have to put you on hold