#chewing on bricks

[kytsos]

hot women,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[ashykneecaps6]

Obsessed with the yaelokre art style and media lately, so I had to draw my guy in a similar aesthetic/style

Anyways chat, time for me to disappear for another week byee

[memoryhallows]

banging pots and pans together . these pictures COOK SO HARDDDD

[genderqueer-karma]

oh yeag guys. hoodie soon. if u even care.

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[megamindsecretlair]

If yall would've seen this nasty ass Terry fic in my head, yall wouldve chase me off the innanet 😩

[liyv]

is this what you wanted?

[wraithdolll]

my borderlands era having a rerun after 5-6 years of dormancy is funny

[angomay]

wife returned from the war today who cheered

[metiredlr]

(Spoilers for chapter 252)

Laven in ch. 122 vs 252

[phovaries]

“the wonderful phil”

[yuwuta]

Wait. what do u think about katsuki bc I’d love to hear it all

i think everything about him all the time for like the past two months it’s insane…. he occupied so much space in my mind so quickly…. i fear i love that little pomeranian…

mostly been thinking about a roommate au w him because he can simultaneously be the best and worst person to live with. a pro like him doesn’t need a roommate, but he doesn’t trust you living alone (translation: what kinda hero would he be if he can’t even take care of you?). he’s structured, and tidy, and cooks well, and has decent taste in decor and furniture so that would all be good and fine. he seems like he does most of the labor, and when there are tasks to split, he does them with you. he can be loud and annoying and bothersome, but it’s really just how he cares. when he really needs to be, he’s quite gentle so it all balances out

he gets up pretty early to go for a run or to the gym or to train. he’s always awake before you, so it’s probably not uncommon for you to wake up later in the morning and see a sweaty katsuki making breakfast or sipping on a smoothie and mocking you for finally joining the land of the living. when you don’t wake up by the time he’s done with breakfast, he’s not above doing it himself. and he is far from gentle, he will drag you by the ankles if he has to. like hell is he gonna make all that food and watch it go to waste, nor is he going to watch you waste your day away (see: more katsuki speak for he actually likes spending time with you, and it’s hard to do that when you’re dead to the world). he’s scared the shit of you knocking outside your bedroom window at 11am while he’s supposed to be patrolling, but you weren’t answering your phone and you’re not getting away with sleeping until noon if he can help it. 

he does a lot of dragging you around with him. he claims it’s because he doesn’t wanna be held responsible if you shrivel up in your room alone—his friends tell you that’s how he cares; by taking care of you. he brings you with him to the grocery store, to the dry cleaners; makes his way into your car when you say you have your own errands to run. complains about your shit parallel parking but offers to wait in the car for you so you don’t get a ticket. he makes you lunch to bring to work, and scolds you when you come home and the vegetables are still in there, then makes you sit at the counter like a child while he watches with crossed arms as you’re forced to eat them 🙄 scoffing, “‘m not gonna blend up your cauliflower like some kinda baby. wasn’t so hard was it?” 

he’s a hypocrite, too 🙄 he misses a lot of your phone calls when he’s actively working—to his credit, he does reply, just usually a little after the fact—but he loses his shit when he calls you and you don’t pick up. it makes him pack up whatever he was doing and go over to your job and ask for you. imagine the surprise of the receptionist in your office when katsuki arrives as dynamight for the first time, hero gear on and all, grumbling about how he’s looking for you and he’ll blow this place up if he doesn’t get some answers soon. you have to calm him down and reassure your co-workers that he means well, dragging him by the ear into your office and asking him what the hell his problem is. he’s a lost cause by then, wandering around your office with confidence like it’s his, critiquing your decor and scolding you for not picking up the phone—and pausing when his eyes drift over to a wall collage of pictures of you and your friends and your family and some schmuck he doesn’t recognize with his arm around you in what is clearly a very grainy selfie. when he asks who it is and you jokingly respond that he’s your work husband, something shifts inside of katsuki… and now, suddenly, your lunches are hand-delivered at noon on the dot by dynamight himself, every day without fail… 

[lunarmoves]

who am i to stop the way the wind takes me

[the-meme-monarch]

oooouuuaaaagghhhgg strange someone frisk au/theory from the perspective of the undertale universe. their friends are looking for them bc toriel has their number papyrus undyne alphys and sans all of them have frisk's number but they aren't picking up for anyone it's just garbage noise. no one's seen them since they left the mountain and no one knows where they are and they can't get a hold of them on the phone. they don't know if it's worse that frisk has no missing posters until they put them up since frisk disappeared to mount ebott first and for days or that because of that no one else will be looking for them besides them. they said they had places to be. where could they be. where is our friend. where is our child. we just want to know that they're safe.

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Waitin for this damn plane to take off

[dd-writes]

Surviving NNN when I'm this feral is the most extreme sport known to man