#got me shooketh

[pirunika]

also, I've been to an eye doctor again after 4 years bc I've been having these spots in front of my sight (left eye especially) turns out I have astigmatism......... I got new glasses...

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

shout-out to my public library for getting me an inter-library loan copy from the fucking LIBRARY OF CONGRESS?!?

[megamindsecretlair]

Girl, why did I just find out that he is casted as the live action John Stewart for the LANTERNS tv show. Like you thought he was good in Rebel Ridge (which I’ve rewatched cuz of you), he is gonna kill us with the green lantern show!!!

Prepare to be sicka meeeeee 🤣🤣🤣

I am a diehard Marvel girlie. Marvel can do no wrong in my eyes (I'm a stan but I can recognize good criticism chuz Marvel is not perfect)

DC is like the uncool, bastard child that i keep hoping will turn its life around and I do enjoy their movies for the popcorn it is. Gunn can also go straight to hell (convo for another day)

But BAAAYYYYBBBEEEEEEEE. Prepare to be sicka me when Lanterns drop. Every little ounce of screen time he got, ima be on it 🥵

Him in all that spandex, my favorite color green, running around showing off them muscles and being Big Daddy in the Lantern Corps? Baby 🫠 I'm sweating just thinking about it. 🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[mintaikk]

Analyzing Tumblr Sexymen so people can explain their "HEAR ME OUT" characters with less potential judgment, Hornet from Hollow Knight Addition!

Part 1, Prev, Next

[starlightopia]

Not me yolo-ing it and Jamil came home with just THREE single keys

[aforgottenthing-in-space]

Ok so. Miles Edgeworth is trans. Gregory was definitely a trans affirming father so when Miles told him he was like “sure son. What name do you want to go by?”

And so all Manfred von Karma knew was that Gregory Edgeworth had a son. When he gains custody of Miles, he just. Does not realize that the kid he’s now in charge of is a trans boy. (Maybe Miles already had a name change. Idk. Somehow legal name wise, von Karma just. Does Not realize.)

So Miles grows up being raised as a boy and von Karma just. Doesn’t realize. Until puberty begins.

And he notices something, that Miles isn’t experiencing puberty the way he would have expected and he’s like hmmm. I am not sure what is happening.

And then like preteen Miles, incredibly nervous, comes to him and he’s like, “excuse me, Mr. von Karma, sir, but would I be able to start puberty blockers please?”

And von Karma’s just like “WHAT!”

He’s so caught off guard and so used to thinking of Miles as “Gregory Edgeworth’s pathetic son” that he just… kinda lets Miles medically transition bc he’s so caught off guard by the realization.

And for his entire life, Miles is like. Unable to wrap his head around von Karma being surprisingly trans accepting???

[brellie99]

This season is one half doomsday show and the other a full on telenovela

[kyoupann]

Bestie send help I've fallen for the millitary propaganda anime 😭

[rubberduckyrye]

Kaito's beard is fake

WH--HANG ON

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE HIS GOATEE FAKE???

HOLD YOUR HORSES EXPLAIN THAT FURTHER RIGHT NOW

[dreaming-in-daylight]

LETA

why’s your name leta? who named you that

so queenie and tina had fandom during covid, and i wanted to join but, if you havent seen fantastic beasts, tina and queenie goldstein are sisters and they didnt have a third one so they gave me another character, leta lestrange and ive stuck with it since :)

i dont mind one bit

whats funny is that i didnt watch the movies till like last year sooo

[scatterpatter]

WHADDA HELL,,, MY FRIENDS ARE SUCH TALENTED ARTISTS,,,

[robertleckie]

I'm here, crawling out of my little hole to say that I am currently in Melbourne (in fact, I've been in Oz for almost 6 months y'all, it's been a wild year), so guess who's gonna look up filming locations for The Pacific and sob about walking the same ground as not only Robert Leckie, but also my boy James Badge Dale and the rest of the cast and crew?

[coinsweepermaster]

I’M SORRY BUT AM I JUST DUMB OR DID EVERYONE ELSE KNOW THAT DIALGA IS HALF STEEL?? LIKE, I KNEW PALKIA WAS WATER/DRAGON SO I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE BUT ALL THIS TIME I JUST THOUGHT DIALGA WAS PURE DRAGON LIKE WTF???

I’VE PLAYED EVERY SINNOH GAME HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THIS AND WHY WAS IT BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING UP POKEMON THAT APPEAR IN POKEMON FRICKING CONQUEST????

[revyn-moonfox]

Wait, that isn't a common experience?

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[smollsmule]

Ok ok but you wanna know the real tea?? I've read several beach fics at this point (which are all awesome btw, y'all are amazing writers) and it's a beloved staple to have Edwin be somehwat scandalised at everyone's beach outfits not to mention all flustered from seeing Charles in swim wear. Which is a Good Trope, don't get me wrong, I love that just as much as the next person

HOWEVER

I think actually it's Charles who should be more shooketh about Edwin in his funky lil edwardian two piece!!

Picture this. The year is 1916. You are 16 year old Edwin Payne with a bunch of repressed gay thoughts. Much unpleasantness happens, you die and get dragged to hell, even more unpleasantness happens, 70 years later you finally manage to claw your way up and suddenly women are allowed to vote. There's been not one but two world wars, several countries you grew up reading about in the news don't exist anymore and mini skirts are a thing now.

All I'm saying is, for all the teasing Edwin gets for "What is a handjob?" and "Crystal's internet", this kid was essentially thrust into a scifi world full of weird shit and gets mostly by via an attitude which can only be paraphrases as "fuck it, this might as well be a thing (maybe ask Charles about it later)". King of adaption, master of radical acceptance.

Charles on the other hand, and I say this with only love in my heart, is at his core a boomer. He was there for every tiny gradual shift from '89 to modern day. Sure, he was dead for most of that time, but that's not really relevant. All I'm saying is, seeing the bbc announce marriage equality was probably a bigger shock to Charles than it was to Edwin. That's a guy who already had to accept he will never fully wrap his head around home television.

Also consider the states of undress they've been exposed to seeing the other in. Edwin was stripped to his underwear in hell and still had his knees and elbows covered. And that was probably a more exposing outfit than he'd ever be comfortable with. His usual casual get up features a sweater vest for crying out loud! Meanwhile you have Charles going full 'ceps out in his undershirt first chance he gets. Edwin either got real cool with a lot of shit real fast or he would have combusted several times over those 30 years.

And yes yes, we've all seen Edwin "Haunted By Gay Thoughts" Payne's mental slideshow of abs n hips close ups after getting one (1) glance at the Cat King's stomach. But to his credit, the man was going through a full blown sexuality crisis at that and has since emerged victorious.

So all I'm saying is. Edwin seeing Charles shirtless at the beach? Probably not even the first time this is happening, a lil flustering for sure but just last week he saw two people making out nasty on the tube so hell if he knows. Charles seeing Edwin's kneecaps and upper arms for the first time? Incredible, show stopping, pride and predjudice 2005 hand flex level of suppressed horniness.

Anyway. I'm writing this fic now and none of y'all can stop me.

[iicynox]

Out here shaking’ like a chihuahua in a mall shopper’s handbag (had to socialize with new people)