#got me all hot and bothered

[egosdelirium]

Likeafunerall draws Remus like they've personally read my mind, collected every single horny though I've ever had in my twenty years of living and channelled all of that in that motherfucking nose and those brown curls OH MY GOD

[the-sunflower-room]

this goes crazy oh my god😳somebody sedate me

Hands! Again. A little bit old but still good?

[plistommy]

Steve’s known to be very good at charming girls.

He’s used to making them blush and giggle at his sweet words. Used to them giving him the bedroom eyes as their delicate hands slowly moved up his arm, squeezing the muscle there while begging for him to take them to his room and fuck them.

He never left them unsatisfied.

So, it wasn’t any different when he used the same technique on Eddie.

They had been sitting on his couch, a movie playing in the background when Steve had finally made the first move after months of them tiptoeing around each other and their feelings.

He’d made the older boy laugh at his dumb jokes before he had scooted closer, slowly moving his arm to rest on the back of the couch, very close to the Eddie’s shoulder and then… he had leaned in.

And Eddie had responded so well.

He kissed Steve back with the same type of desperation, arms finding their way around Steve’s waist and Steve felt like he was buzzing with excitement as he deepened the kiss, softly caressing the back of Eddie’s neck.

”Let’s go upstairs,” He had said, voice deep and low and it had made Eddie moan.

When they got to his room, Steve was all but ready to push Eddie to his bed and make him stay there looking all pretty while Steve did all the work.

But instead, he felt Eddie pushing him towards the bed and soon he was the one laying there, big brown eyes looking up as Eddie came to lay between his spread legs with a wide grin. He grinded down on him, making their clothed dicks brush against each other and Steve let out a soft moan out of surprise.

It was a total switch up from the nervous Eddie from earlier and it had made Steve feel many, many things as the older boy started to kiss his neck.

Steve had to bite back a moan when he had licked his pulse, but Eddie wasn’t having any of that, apparently.

”C’mon, let me hear the real you, sweetheart.”

Steve hadn’t known what he had meant by that. Wasn’t this the real him?

When he has had sex before, he’d always focus on his partner and their pleasure over his as he’d try to make them as loud as possible when they cum. That’s what he does and what he loves.

But once Eddie was cock deep inside Steve’s tight heat, holding onto him and praising him of being such a good boy and the most gorgeous creature he’s ever laid his eyes on, Steve couldn’t help the way he whined.

Couldn’t help how he moaned with every thrust his lover was giving him. How he begged for more as he held onto Eddie’s shoulders and cried when Eddie answered to his pleas and fucked him harder.

How he came untouched for the very first time.

After that, when they were laying in his bed, both sweaty and panting from the sex, Steve realized he’d been so so wrong about himself and the sex he loved.

It made him a little irritated how much he had held back his own pleasure.

So, it hadn’t taken long until he was already up for a second round, riding Eddie with earnestness as he took control of the pace this time, listening to his own body and the things it liked. The things it needed.

Which was the way Eddie’s dick felt inside him. How full it made him feel and how it always hit that spot inside him that made his whole body tingle.

Yeah.

Steve was never coming back from this.

[lxvvie]

Have you imagined Pillow Princess!Ghost before?

Like, he just returned to base from a mission, he didn’t even bother to change into comfortable clothes before falling into bed. Yet here you are, waiting in his room, looking like that. How could he resist you?

You’d have to do all the work but he promises to make it up to you.

Ghost who’s so tired and yet so fucking pent up.

Ghost who'll make it up to you, just... fuck, just—

—Just help him take the edge off, baby. Take it. Take control.

Do whatever you want to him. Suck him. Ride his hard cock. Let him feel you squeeze around him.

Fuck him.

His cock is yours. It's yours, goddamnit, always will be, just... just make him cum. Milk him dry.

He'll make you feel good, yeah? He'll make you feel so good, make you cum so hard, all you gotta do is take it.

Take it, baby.

Take what's yours.

[the-lewd-bot]

imagine being in two split bodies, your robot consciousness cloned out, one servicing your mistress, the other being absolutely destroyed by your mistress. you get to watch as your mistress pleases itself in destroying your flimsy shell of a body, ripping the light from your eyes, as your mouth is firmly engulfing their genitals

[antiadvil]

Genuinely the only criticism of phan in that thread that bothers me even slightly is all the people saying they're ugly and it's only bc it's so factually wrong LIKE... sorry you have no taste I'm a lesbian but I recognize objective attractiveness when I see it

[jsabimi]

alright lee know is always gonna be my bias. always always always 🙂‍↕️🫶

.. but why is felix kinda.......... like. lix . stay back ! stay back i say ! 🤺

[e-adlirez]

Spoilers for Sinsmas/Sinsmas ramble

So I had Sinsmas paused on my browser to do life stuff as usual, I Will Be Okay was in my head, and I walked back to my computer after life stuff and realized the frame I had it paused on was

D

Do you see what I'm seeing

Their positions aren't just similar, they're reversed. In "I Will Be Okay", Via is on the floor and Stolas's shadow is standing up, looking down on her and reaching a hand to her from above, which she swats away. At the end of Sinsmas, Stolas is kneeling on the floor, with Via looking down at him from above, and her hand resting on Stolas's, which she pulls away from.

AND THE PARALLELS AND REVERSALS DON'T END THERE

From what I could see, it seems like there's only one instance where the parallel doesn't totally apply.

This.

Merry Sinsmas, Helluva Boss fandom :D

:'D

[soaps-mohawk]

the stalker romance lover in me had a cute little thought about it being one of/all of the boys who left the cameras in reader’s room

I KNOW it wasn’t, that it was some nefarious doings buttttttt what if they just couldn’t bear to leave her alone unsupervised so they planted little cameras around so they could check in on her at any given moment and make sure she was safe and happy (and so what if they caught her with her hand down her panties they just wanted to make sure she was still breathing but boys yall better come gather round this phone screen quick let’s make sure no one attacks her while she’s vulnerable yeah that’s what we’re doing standing guard mhmm)

johnny’s idea 100% to put one in her shower but no one really fought him on it tbh

simon’s not in her room cleaning he’s re-planting the cameras so next time he has to leave he can watch her hump the bear that’s wearing his shirt and listen to her crying his name from wherever his mission has him bunked down for the night

Mhm that would be so pervy of them.

They say it's just to make sure she's safe but then they start checking more and more, start checking every time there's a movement alert. Have to watch and be sure no one sneaks up on the reader while she's changing. Then suddenly it's on a stream 24/7. Can't leave their omega unguarded at any time.

Johnny definitely puts one in the shower. She's in her most vulnerable state in there, gotta make sure no one tries to murder her or something.

They all pack earbuds now, just to make extra sure no one else is spying on the reader, especially when her hand disappears under the covers and she starts letting out those sweet little breathy moans...

[blood-teeth]

been getting free therapy today from making conservatives so mad they block me

[gojoest]

i am clinically crazy about him this isn’t funny anymore 😔😔😔😔😔

[plistommy]

I need him to fuck Steve so badly right now

[fuckdamn]

everytime i’m faced with wild overt misogyny that’s just platformed like it’s nothing i remind myself that people don’t actually have to feel this way about women. men are fully capable of treating women like human beings and viewing them as such. “but socialization but male fantasies but patriatchy speaks through us even when we don’t recognize it” sure but actually regardless there exist men who are fundamentally not raging misogynists and they generally seem happier and better adjusted. misogyny to me isn’t disappointing because “oh i can’t believe Men, as an essentialized category of person, are like this” it’s disappointing because people make the choice to be like this. “it’s my biological imperative as a man to dominate you” okay well it’s my biological imperative as a freaky bitch to dominate you so what now. what biological imperative is making you comment “onlyfans detected opinion rejected” on every picture of any attractive woman. i think i will always be understood by most people as a woman and i’m learning to accept that and trying to like it but misogyny makes me feel very trapped of course. but misogyny is a choice. which means some people make the choice to be misogynistic which is profoundly frustrating. but many other people choose not to be actively misogynistic and i believe anyone could choose not to be actively misogynistic if they wanted. so it’s a whole thing

[themoonking]

im all for making fun of and criticizing the way booktok (and booktube) aestheticize reading to an insane degree, making it more about being percieved as a reader more than like. actually reading. but some people on here lump the most normal things ever into the booktok consumerism pile?

like yes, booktok/tube places a lot of emphasis on the visuals of "reading", but then someone on here just went and said that simply "not wanting to damage your books" is a stupid booktok thing??? what? it's not vain or pretentious to care about your posessions, especially if they mean a lot to you. simply wanting your books to remain in good condition is not the same as having 100 unread books, or five editions of the same book, or books you hated, purely because they look nice.

and someone else said that having a yearly reading goal was also a stupid booktok/tube thing? since when? i've met people who set themselves yearly reading goals before youtube even existed. it's literally just a new years resolution, but tailored to a specific hobby?

[flowercrowns-n-punks]

Hi so!?????

My dumbass who cant socialize for shit making mutuals here???

All because of Dndads, mainly because Glenn Close???????

Uh so a proper hi to some y'all like

Shakes you all these arent all the people who are now moots ????? Like these are the ones most recently minus a few i couldnt find.

These arent even mentioning the cool fellas on discord

But you are all so cool?!?????? Like ahhh??????

Cries in surrounded by cool people

I cant believe because of a dominio of hot glenn autumn & started posting dndads got me so many cool moots i wish i could yell at all of you who became moots on being cool!!!

[mwagneto]

unfortunately for everyone involved im hitting the exact right combination of summer melancholy + extreme mental illness spiral + late july/august + insomnia that makes me rewatch shadowhunters. sorry in advance