#gosh my head is going to explode with this whole thing

[nightmanatee]

istg if d9/se will pull the whole good omens s2/3 thing with max and chloe breaking up just for the reunion at the end then i'm gonna start throwing hands.

[padawan-snack-packer]

Hullo my fren 👀🔔 Loving your clone trooper rants! Do you have anything about the Delta Squad, maybe some headcanons of a scenario where the reader is being bullied? Thanks! 💛

💥 Delta Squad x Reader — When You’re Being Bullied (and They Find Out)

OH MY GOSH!!!🧡 absolutely @orangez3st !! I adore Delta Squad, and this idea was SO fun and cathartic to write — thank you for sending it in!!💥💛 Our favorite murder commandos would absolutely ride or die for you, no questions asked, and now you’ve unlocked the feral protectiveness I’ve been keeping in my brain. Hope you enjoy the chaos and comfort, fren!! 👀🔧🧡

Hope you like it!!!😇

🟠 Boss (RC-1138)

You don’t even have to tell him. He sees it once — the way your shoulders curl in, the too-quiet “it’s fine” — and that’s it. His tone goes flat.

“Who did it?”

You say it’s not worth it. Boss says that’s not your call.

If you're with him during the moment? He steps in with zero hesitation. Calm, commanding, terrifyingly collected.

“You’ve got three seconds to walk away. I only need one.”

The bully runs. You shake a little. Boss just gently sets a hand on your back and murmurs, “Don’t let anyone talk to you like that again. Not when I’m here.”

He stays with you afterward, silently watching you breathe until the tension leaves your shoulders.

…Also might send an anonymous military complaint to their superior if they’re Republic-affiliated. No one traces it back.

💚 Fixer (RC-1140)

Fixer has a detailed file on this person within 20 minutes. He doesn’t even look at you when he gets up from the console.

“Where are you going?”

“Out.”

He’s the quiet, vindictive kind. Files misconduct reports. Has screenshots. Logs audio. Turns the bully’s security clearance into vapor. They’ll be lucky if they can access their own email next cycle.

Then he comes back and sits by you and — awkwardly — hands you a stimcaf.

“Here. Sugar’s set the way you like.”

He stares ahead.

“Don’t let them get in your head. You matter more than they ever will.”

You cry a little. He pretends not to notice, but one of his hands stays lightly touching your sleeve the whole time.

🔴 Sev (RC-1207)

”Who hurt you?”

You try to joke. You should not have joked.

Sev disappears for three hours. When he comes back, he’s got blood on his boots and a smile that makes Fixer actually look up.

“It wasn’t their blood,” Sev adds dryly. “Probably.”

You: “...WHAT did you do?”

“Don’t worry. They’ll live.” He leans in, voice lower. “But they’ll think twice before opening their mouth again.”

Then this chaotic horror show just sits beside you like some sort of a good therapy dog, crosses his arms, and grumbles, “You’re one of us. No one gets to treat you like you’re not.”

…It’s the most heartfelt thing he’s said all month.

💛 Scorch (RC-1262)

“WHO—WHAT—WHO AM I YELLING AT?”

He’s immediately at full chaos mode. He wants names. Spelling. Descriptions. Their whole astrological chart.

“I will EXPLODE something in protest! Not THEM, obviously! Because that’s illegal! I will explode… THEIR TRASH BIN. Yes.”

He brings you your favorite snack, a blanket, and five bad jokes in a row.

“Hey, did it hurt?”

“When what?”

“When they made fun of you? BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO MAKE THEM CRY LIKE A WET SOCK IN A VENTILATION SHAFT.”

But real talk: Scorch is the one who stays up with you later. Makes you laugh when you feel gross.

“I know I joke a lot, but... you matter to me. A lot. And if anyone ever makes you forget that again, they’re gonna find out what I keep in this satchel.”

You do not ask what’s in the satchel. You do not want to know.

[pinkteethmarks]

GOOD AND PLENTY; K.B

witchy tip

➤ love spells work better when cast during a waxing moon or a new moon as it symbolises new beginnings

20. bona et multa

m.list.

a soft knock rang through katsuki’s dorm causing a slightly nervous shiver to travel up his spine. the love spell gave him confidence to act like a love drunk fool but now he was faced with the reality, the fact that he does feel strongly about you and does not exactly know how to convey those feelings properly.

he got up from his desk chair and opened the door slowly, as through he feared what was standing behind it.

“hey.” you breathlessly said, holding up the giant tub of peaches and apricot yogurt as well as two spoons, your face pleading to be let in as a shy smile was plastered onto your face.

katsuki’s eyes wandered between the tub and your face, it looked apologetic and soft. your eyes gleamed with hope and the way you slightly bit your lips in apprehension sent his mind spinning. how could he ever say no to a girl like you?

“come in, you witch.” he gruffed out, heading inside his dorm as you followed suit, a bright smile not adoring your beautiful features.

you moved to sit in the middle of the floor, thinking that either you both would sit down or that he would take a seat on the bed.

“what are you doing? sit on the desk chair, i’ll stand.” he scowled.

“no, it’s fine, i’ll stand! it’s your room anyways.” you smiled.

there you go again, making things hard for him with that damn smile that lit up a room and your effortless selflessness that melted his heart. gosh, he really hated you.

more so, he hated how you made him feel and how you could manipulate him with a single look.

‘damn minx.’ he thought to himself as he stared at you for a little while, his hands becoming clammy in his pockets and causing tiny explosions to explode in his hands.

“do what you want, i don’t care.” he muttered, sitting on the chair as you got up to put the yogurt on the table. you handed him a spoon, opened the tub and started eating.

“so, where do you wanna begin?” you asked after swallowing the spoonful you just took in.

katsuki stayed silent, choosing instead to continuing scarfing down large spoonfuls of yogurt.

“okay, i’ll just start with the love spell then… i’m sorry.” you started.

“it wasn’t fair to do that to you, i didn’t do it on purpose. i was so angry with you beforehand and i decided to do a bad luck spell but for some reason i did the wrong ingredients and… well you know the rest.” you apologised, offering a sheepish smile before going in for another bite.

“and i’m sorry for what i said before, about you not being easy to love. previously, i said i didn’t mean it but i think what it is is that i didn’t mean it in the way i put it across. i meant that this- ” you gestured between the two of you. “was hard. loving you is the easiest thing i’ve ever done in my life kat, this whole journey was hard was what i meant. constantly feeling hopeless was hard, seeing that second year happier than ever after hearing about you two was hard, feeling as though my love was unrequited was hard. i’m sorry for saying that, i knew right afterwards that i hit a really sore spot and i don’t want you thinking i did it on purpose.” the more you spoke, the more it felt like there was more to say.

yet, you cut it there. so that you could allow katsuki to process everything and hopefully reply.

“i- uhh, well… it’s not exactly like i made things easy for you.” katsuki muttered awkwardly, his eyes trained on the tub to avoid eye contact with you.

“listen, i get it. i can be… difficult or whatever the fuck you wanna call me, but it just annoys me when the one person i thought could handle me sudden backs out.” katsuki said slowly, talking about his feelings were hard for him but through therapy and having crybaby best friends, he’s managed to learn how to do it.

“i understand, and trust me, i am not backing out.” you responded firmly, causing katsuki to finally look up at you, a smirk growing in his features.

“damn right you aren’t, your stuck with me forever now.” katsuki chuckled.

“right where i wanna be.” you smiled in response.

“but i do have to say something… i, um, i am.. kinda- sorry.” katsuki struggled to get it out.

even though he sorted out his problems with izuku, apologies were still quite hard for him. it felt awkward and clunky coming out of his mouth, but you very much appreciated the effort he’s made.

“katsuki bakugou apologising in 4k?” you joked

“shut up you wannabe mage, a man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do.” katsuki scoffed.

“someone’s been hanging around ejiro for too long.” you further joked.

“anyways… i just… i was doing a lot of thinking about everything that happened before hand and i realised something, i never apologised for leading you on for so long and that whole second year thing.” katsuki explained.

“i never meant to lead you on, i was just scared to be honest. i didn’t think i was, the man you needed or that i could even become the man you needed. plus, the only reason i texted that extra was because, i was planning on asking you out and i need to test out my skills on some loser. i wanted it to be perfect, only the best for you. but she ruined it by opening her big mouth and causing a shit ton of rumours.” your eyes were fully blown out wide as katsuki explained everything.

you thought back to everything, how the whole reason this whole love spell conundrum started was because of that second year. just for you to find out, she was never even the main goal for him to begin with? he did it all for you?

you felt so stupid now.

you slapped your hands onto you face and groaned loudly, feeling embarrassment crash into you like a wave and drown you as you realised you started a whole problem over nothing.

“i feel so dumb, i feel so stupid. please, kill me now.” you muffled out through your hands.

“you should and i will, if you had just waited instead of spinning your shit, we would’ve skipped all of this. you would’ve been my girlfriend by now.” katsuki rolled his eyes, pretending a blush was not presenting itself on his face.

“so confident that i would’ve said yes?” you joked around, hands still covering your face.

katsuki pulled you on his lap, peeling your hands from your face slowly as his crimson pool washed any other feelings away, keeping your focus on him.

“of fucking course you would’ve said yes! what, we have a little arguments and now all of a sudden you thinking of other guys?! fucking cheater.” katsuki yelled, ruining the slightly romantic moment.

“calm down kat! yelling down this entire building, damn. who even said i was thinking about other guys?!” you laughed.

“yeah, well, you’re mine and that’s that.” katsuki replied angrily.

“are you… asking me out?” you raised an eyebrow.

“sure, if that’s what you wanna call it.” he muttered out softly.

“ask me properly, then.” you smiled as you playfully hit his chest.

“ok, be mine.” katsuki said sternly.

as soon as he finished that sentence, you crashed your lips onto him. this time, there was no internal conflict, no moral integrity being questioned nor was that feeling of forbidden desire. this time, there was no question about it, it was completely right.

you two melted into one another, becoming whole as you both kissed each other feverishly. katsuki’s lips slightly quivered with nerves, you can tell he’s still new to this - it was unlike the kiss done while he was under a spell, this was raw and real.

you felt as though you were high, you could taste the faint whispers of peaches left on his tongue, you could feel his his heartbeat spell out your name, chanting for your body and mouth to call to him, respond to him.

you were in heaven.

after a little while, you pulled away, both your lips slightly swollen from intensity of the kiss and grins decorating both of your love struck faces.

“holy fuck, was it that good the last time we kissed?” katsuki sighed out as his eyes were trained onto your lips.

“definitely not, guess this is what love does to a person.” you giggled.

“good, because i like this and i love you.” katsuki said, his eyes bouncing between your own and your lips.

“say it again.” you laughed giddily.

“i love you.” katsuki repeated.

you squealed as you peppered his face in kisses, his heavy blush intensifying by the second.

“nerd.” katsuki rolled his eyes, pretending to be nonchalant about you, his first love, finally being in his arms after so long of all these stupid games.

and he’ll be damned if he ever loses you again. like he said, you’re his and his only forever.

NOTES; IM BACK (never left but now i’m properly updating !!) but omg this fic is FINSIHED (except for the epilogue but you get it) THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR SO MUCH SUPPORT DURING MY FIRST EVER FIC?? LIKE HELLOOOOO lowkey gonna miss my baby, but check or easy with oliver aiku and im cooking up a haikyuu sakusa vs iwaizumi fic so just… LET ME COOK. ANYWAYS THANK YOU GUSY AGAIN, ILYSM ❤️

[ravensuperr]

Danny’s Ultimate Ghost Breakup Playlist

The class was still recovering from Danny’s Phantom romance tragedy when Dash—because of course it was Dash—clapped his hands.

"Alright, Fenton. Time to step it up."

Danny groaned. “Why do I even talk to you people?”

Dash ignored him. “If Phantom had a relationship with the ghosts that attack him, what would be their breakup songs?”

The class exploded again.

Paulina gasped. “OH MY GOSH, YES!”

Star giggled. “This is going to be amazing.”

Kwan leaned forward. "C’mon, Fenton, you clearly have a talent for this."

Danny sighed dramatically but grabbed his pencil and started jotting down names. "Fine. If you must know…"

Ghost Villains and Their Breakup Songs (According to Danny Fenton, Against His Will)

🟢 Ember McLain – Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson "She’d blast this through the Ghost Zone on full volume and make everyone suffer."

🔵 Skulker – Somebody That I Used to Know by Gotye "He’d act all tough, but deep down, he’s crying inside that the hunt is over."

🟣 Spectra – Toxic by Britney Spears "Do I even have to explain? Literally her whole thing is ruining people’s self-esteem."

🟠 Technus – Telephone by Lady Gaga & Beyoncé "Because he will never stop calling me. Even after we break up, he’d still be ranting about upgrades."

🔴 Walker – Break Your Heart by Taio Cruz "He’d make it sound like it was his idea to break up first. Classic ‘my way or the highway’ energy."

🟡 Desiree – If I Were a Boy by Beyoncé "She’d be so passive-aggressive about it. Also, she’d probably curse me to relive the breakup in a loop."

🟢 Vlad Plasmius – Creep by Radiohead "I don’t even want to think about this one."

Back to Reality

The class lost it.

Tucker was crying from laughter. “Danny, I swear, this is your true calling.”

Dash wiped a fake tear. “Man. I feel for Skulker, dude.”

Paulina fanned herself. “Honestly, Ember’s song? Perfection.”

Valerie smirked. "Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how Danny really thought these through? Like, he knew the exact energy of each ghost breakup.”

Danny shook his head. “I hate all of you.”

Kwan grinned. "Okay, okay—so what if Phantom actually dated these ghosts? What would his relationship songs be?"

Danny slammed his head onto his desk. "I’M DONE." ( No you're not)

Ghost Villains and Their Love Songs (According to Danny, Against His Will, Part 2)

Since the class refused to let him go, Danny grumbled and grabbed his pencil again.

"Fine. But after this, I’m done."

🟢 Ember McLain – Betcha Never by Cherie "She’d make it all dramatic, like she never expected to fall for someone."

🔵 Skulker – Animal by Neon Trees "Let’s be real, he’d compare love to ‘the ultimate hunt.’"

🟣 Spectra – Maneater by Nelly Furtado "Because she’d love being the dangerous, mysterious heartbreaker—until she isn’t."

🟠 Technus – Digital Love by Daft Punk "It’s technically a love song, so it works. Plus, it’s Technus."

🔴 Walker – Every Breath You Take by The Police "Yup. The ultimate controlling ex vibes."

🟡 Desiree – I just wanna wish (genie demo)(Genie 2nd ver) by Girl's Generation "Yeah, I know it’s cliché, but tell me it wouldn’t fit."

🟢 Vlad Plasmius – I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys "Because he’s the definition of ‘obsessed in the worst way.’"

🟢 Vlad Plasmius – I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys "Because he’s the definition of ‘obsessed in the worst way.’"

The class erupted into laughter again.

Tucker gasped for air. "Dude. Walker's song? Chilling.”

Dash shook his head. “Technus being in Digital Love is so cursed.”

Paulina sighed dreamily. "Ugh, Ember’s song is so perfect."

Kwan smirked. "Alright, Fenton. Final challenge. If Phantom had one ultimate love song, what would it be?"

Danny deadpanned. “…Ghostbusters Theme Song.”

Everyone groaned.

[jaytalking]

Okay okay.

NAOOOO—

*inhaaalE*

So your Plasmius design.

*claps hands together multiple times*

Where do I even BEGIN to appreciate it OML I would fail at doing so-

Okay so.

Numero uno *cough*

The whole thing about him looking younger to embrace the vampire part. Yes. Yes I love that. That is now canon in my heart because it just WORKS. SO MUCH.

Because I feel like it could also tie into the fact that Vlad in the show is so obsessed with having lost everything and wanting all of it back, his youth included-

So he'd look younger as Plasmius EEEEEEEE

Also I LOVE how his eye shape changes as Plasmius and he looks more. Hostile and dangerous if you will—*explodes* eyes are the windows to one's soul I love eyes sm-

THE FANGS. THE FANGSSSSS—*taps the microphone* HE'S A VAMPIREEEE—

The way you turned the top of his cape into flames??? That is literally so so SO cool and amazing

Makes me wonder if he can maybe. Change the shape of it/make it appear and disappear whenever he wants?

Also his hands constantly looking like they have blood on them??? AND IT CAN SPREAD ONTO THE SURFACES HE TOUCHES??? TEN OUT OF TEN ISTG THAT IS JUST SOMETHING ELSEEEE/POS

Your young Vlad looks so huggable idk why

(Sorry kinda unrelated but I feel like younger Vlad was SUCH a timid person. And he'd get shy fast but he'd also be quite confident whenever he wanted.)

THE LOWER PART OF HIS HAIR BEING WHITE. I WILL—*holds head* "yes officer it's this design right here—"/silly

AND THE SCAR

Gosh my favorite part EVER

THEM GLOWING

OH MY DAYS THAT IS AWESOME

He looks like a fiery demon from the pits of hell I love it

I'm here for it

I'll put him in a freezer so he can cool down—/silly

I think we should give him pomegranate sorbet I think he'll like it

Cuz like

It's sour, but also has a sliiiight sweetness to it, and it has a bitterness in its core because of the pomegranate seeds. Idk I feel like that is just. So Vlad. Shfjfkvkvkv—/silly

Also very randomly: Vlad be like:

"Oh look, a sophisticated business man!"

"Oh, he’s a little bit messed up, actually..."

BUT YEAH I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR DESIGN FOR HIM I'LL HOLD HIM IN MY HANDS LIKE A LITTLE CREATURE/POS

Jophofhchvv thank you I never know how to respond to but know that we're screaming together!

Here's some fun facts about EctoScience Vlad:

-I really wanted to give him a dangerous vibe, ghosts can eat other ghosts to grow stronger extremely quickly in this AU and that's partly why he's as strong as he is, the other part being... halfas are just very powerful. Simply. Anyways everyone in the Zone knows and fears him; at the start of the series he's almost a boogeyman of sorts there until Danny starts beating him.

- Vlad didn't have a ghost form at first! His becoming a Halfa actually took a long time due to how it happened, and that's technically how it'll go for Danny too, he's just further along due to his own death being wayyy more violent than Vlad's. The progression into full ghost has slowed down a lot in Vlad's case, but for the reason I just mentioned, Danny's progression is fast.

- The "I hate you!" "You're like me!" Exchange is something I've had in mind since the start. In this AU specifically the circumstances of their "deaths" are extremely similar, but above all Danny fears turning fully into a ghost will make him lose his humanity and turn him evil due to, you know, actually listening to the "all ghosts are evil" bogus his parents believe. Vlad can sense that insecurity and in this AU he latches onto it like a vice to make Danny think him joining Vlad's side is inevitable in the end.

- Yes, he CAN make his cape disappear if it starts getting in his way in a fight, but I would also like to highlight his fire core making him very warm. Cats love him.

- His general behaviour as a ghost has been changed a little, he acts and fights fairly normally at first, but if the fight drags on for too long or his opponent runs away he's going FULL HORROR MOVIE VILLAIN. That first fight in the mansion was a lot longer and made Danny genuinely fear for his life. Let Vlad be MORE unhinged when he's pissed off I say.

[fatuismooches]

HAHXHDHSHS FRAGILE!READER GAME PLAY HUT WHEN SHE THROWS A PUFFTORRE IT EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI 😭😭 (it was dottore's idea, you were very upset at this!!!)

ALSO JXHDKFHDKEHKCDHI 💥💥💥💥💥 THE THE.. IDEA I GOT... WHAT IFFFF dottore n fragile!reader are 2 characters as 1 unit? Like Clara n Svarog in HSR... Dottore is main dps while ur doing healing on one skill, which is using the Pufftorres/Foxttores JDHDKHDKEE IDK I JUST THINK IT'S SOOO CUTE n one idle is just them being silly together.... Hfjdekgrke dottore holding reader's cheek and reader gigglinh before he huffs and turns cuz u gotta fight and all!!! If reader gets hit n hp goes below like what, 40%? 50%? Immediately switches to dottore n he gets buffs cuz no body hurts his beloved and gets away with it!!! 😡😡😡 reader having favoritism with characters... Fatui and dottore almost getting huge number healing while others get almost none (esp the archons 💀) :33

ALSO VISIONLESS CHARACTERS!!! I need that too... Dottore with a vision is SOOO off putting

Also my voice lines. I'm OBSESSED... maybe... in game interactions when in battle together??? 💥💥💥💥💥💥I can't.... Officially my Roman Empire 💔😭

IM GOING INSANEEEE RAHHHH THIS IS SO FLIPPING CUTE I CANT- Not the confetti!! The poor Puffttores didn't consent to this!! 😭 BUT BEWJDE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY... imagine you have a Treasure Hoarder or someone cowering in fear because you're playing around with the Puffttores in your hands menacingly... and you throw it at them ready to end the guy but!! Instead both of you are freaked out by the confetti floating everywhere! Dottore gets a very passionate rant from you later that day >:((

But like. Let's not forget about how many other possibilities there are. FRAGILE READER TEASER. It is mostly scenes of them and Zandik during the Akademiya. Except, current fragile reader is there in the background, forlornly watching their former self and Zandik's memories. With every new scene, fragile reader walks behind them, their gaze growing sadder and sadder the whole time, but they do not say a word. Until, it gets to a point where their former self starts to fade away, and in a panic they run after themselves, only to be met with nothingness. They have to accept that they'll no longer ever go back to their old self. (Kind of like Raiden's teaser)

DEMO. I imagine it's kind of like Furina's in a way. Because fragile reader's demo is all in their head/a dream. It begins deceptively happy at first, bright sunlight, joyful music, and smiles. They are finally doing the things they wanted, traveling to other nations, doing things that any normal person would do. Showing Foxttore the world too. The segments are there as well, bickering as usual while fragile reader looks on happily, interrupting them and pulling them to see all the sights the world has to offer. There are no worries, nothing bad happening at all... which makes it all the more unsettling. And at the end- fragile reader wakes up with a start, in complete and utter darkness. For it was all a dream.

COLLECTED MISCELLANY. Dainsleif introducing you, but surprise surprise! Dottore takes over instead to describe his beloved!! EBWDIEWB him explaining all of the silly moves you do with Foxttore and Puffttores... 😭 all with a straight tone. You guys are so married couple 😭

AND YESSSS BRO IM LOVING THEM BEING A 2 IN 1.... do NOT separate them!! In reality... Dottore doesn't really need your support skills (he's incredibly strong after all) but!! He doesn't have the heart when you're so excited to finally be near him... :( AND OH MY GOSH A SHARED IDLE WITH BOTH OF THEM... also consider: Dottore playfully ignoring reader by looking at his notes and clipboard... and you get all pouty until you snatch it out of his hands and he chuckles... ugh so many possibilities...

Immediately getting swapped out when you get too hurt 🥺 i was thinking that happens when you're about to take a killing hit but!! That's more accurate because he'd never let it reach that point! OKAY BUT ALSO REAL. I always thought it'd be cool if certain characters got special buffs based on their in-game relationship with others (like members of the Qixing, or the Knights, Lyney and Lynette etc) We love fragile reader doting on their fellow Fatuis and shitting on the Archons!! They can stay on life support for all you care!!

AND THE BATTLE INTERACTIONS- okay hear me out. For the 2 in 1 character, you get two different ultimates depending on who your active character is. If it's fragile reader, it starts with Dottore ready to do the job for you, but you valiantly put your arm out in front of him, because you wanna protect him!! He watches on with amusement as you assault the screen with tons of Puffttores :3 (they're unlimited) If Dottore is the one on the field, before he brutally annihilates the enemies, you give him a little kiss for good luck and jump around in the background cheering him on totally ignoring how those guys are completely dead!! :3

Okay and your death voice line too - "Zandik... save me..." <3

[jadetheblueartist]

JADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I FINISHED IT. I FINISHED EPIC THE MUSICAL AND IT IS SO SO SO GOOD!!! NSAXKJNCSDJKNADKJNCSDKJNCADKJANCDJKSNDCKJWDNCJK

OKAY FIRST OFF ODYSSEUS IS SO FUTURE LEO ITS INSANE.

AND SECOND JUST AGH THE WHOLE THING IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO MAD WHEN HE DROPPED THE STINKING BABY. AND ALSO HE IS A GENIUS THE WHOLE I AM “NOBODY” AND THE CYCLOPS BIT EVFNIHEFVNIHERFNIHREFNIRHE

WHEN STUPID WHATEVER HIS NAME IS (Best friend to Odysseus) DIED DURING SURVIVOR I WAS SO SAD. LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYY

OKAY I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU!

Favorite song?

Favorite animatic? (If you watched them)

Any scenes you wanna explode about?

Any songs that remind you of Spider’s Web Widens (or just tmnt in general)?

ALSO WAIT DID ATHENA LITERALLY JUST DIE??? BRO. IJCDWNWDIJCNCDWJI

THIS IS SO LONG I NEED TO ADD A CUT

-NYEHEHE YES HE IS VERY FUTURE LEO CODED

-YES AND LIKE I LOVE HOW HE WENT FROM “I KEEP THINKING OF THE INFANT FROM THAT NIGHT” TO “AND IF I HAVE TO DROP ANOTHER I FANT FROM A WALL IN AN INSTANT SO WE ALL DONT DIE? THEN ILL BECOME THE MONSTER” BRO SWITCHED UP 😭

-OH MY GOSH YES POLITES BROOOOOO idk which version you listened to but due to some licensing issue maybe they updated the first two sagas and in the new survive song you can hear bro hit the ground and like fhshdvjsjdbsjsk

-Ummmmmm favorites are tricky so I’ll actually just give you lots hahaha (by saga of course)

Troy Saga: it’s gotta be the horse and the infant bc that’s such a nice starter and it was the first I’d heard of the musical and it got me hooked

Cyclops Saga: I really like my goodbye bc daaaaaaaang their friendship breakup thing makes me saddddd :((((

Ocean Saga: I LOVE ruthlessness it is just soooooo fantastically stimmy and crazy powerful (and keep your friends close is a close second)

Circe Saga: Done for is just the best song from two really powerful and cunning people going head to head and duking it out and like sggdhdkdhfjdkdkskd yeah yeah yeah

Underworld Saga: HANDS DOWN ITS NO LONGER YOU IVE LISTENED TO THAT SO MANY TIMES ITS INSANE (and you NEED to see the future Mikey animatic for this song bc it’s partially what got me hooked)

Thunder Saga: I love all of these ones it’s so hard to choose 😭 so much happened but I’ll say suffering and different beast bc when those two play uninterrupted one after the other, it is magnificent!!!! I love how he’s so silly in the first one and then so FREAKING ANGRY IN THE SECOND LIKE DHDHSHHSKS BUT THEN THERES SCYLLA I LOOOOOOOOVE THAT ONE

Wisdom Saga: I love the beginning of love in paradise however god games has my HEART I love I love I love!!! I especially really like Aphrodite her part is just so addictive shdhdjdhjsjd

AND THEN TECHNICALLY THE VENGEANCE SAGA AND ITHACA SAGA ARENT OUT YET SO I CANT SAY. However I am really looking forward to get in the water for the vengeance saga and the challenge for Ithaca saga (oooooooh also king from Ithaca saga)

And then if you’d like I’d love to hear your favorites ^^

-my favorite animatic is like all of them hahaha tho I especially like the ones Gigi does they’re so cooooool

-bruh literally all the scenes all the time man i swear October 31 i am gonna be actually going insane for that release

-erm okay sooooo yes for sure, Camille got no longer you as a song for her but that was first draft camille so it doesn’t really apply anymore 😭 buuuuut the underworld DEFINITELY DOES. Also I’m not sure if I should say, but the part of the Scylla song where she’s singing at them is pretty important and could be an animatic of her backstory one day perhaps

And this is sort of sww, but more so just all of the turtles together fighting as one. I imagine in survive when ody’s barking out orders that’s Leo being a leader (awww proud of him) and then everyone else is so in sync and their a well oiled machine and there would be individual shots of each of them doing a great job and just fhdhhsjshdhdhs it’s hard to explain but it’s awesome

OHMIGOSH IM SO CONCERNED IDK FHDJDHSJHDDHSJKSHDHD ITS SO VAGUE LIKE I GOTTA FIND OUT PLEASE

[ourlittleuluru]

New screenshot spamming time now that I have the new outfits and ultimate ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

I honestly wasn't expecting the normal weapon skill to go so hard... And neither was I expecting them to literally explode the whole trial arena and just win like that 😂

That immortality reference :v

Myth MC so pretty

Can't help but love a battle couple who're so in sync

Look at these two being so cool 😎

And that planetary space background in the ult???? Hello???? Y'all went off to the speed of light that the whole place ended up in space??? But that's uber cool xD (gosh I sound like a boomer there...)

Also I somehow can get this out of my head now... The fact that they always face away from the explosions behind them...

🎶💥Cool guys don't look at explosions

They blow things up and then walk away

Whose got time to watch an explosion?

There's cool guy errands that they have to walk to💥🎶

[goldenbi]

Could you please write more !nicest fics with Reg and Sirius and James joining them

oh gosh I definitely plan to!! Here is the thing: I am a terribly slow writer. I apologize to everyone for this because really I have these great fic ideas and write as much as I can and then totally lose momentum and don't write for weeks. ANYWAY, here is a snip from a fic I started for Blackcest Fest but it went in a different direction than my prompt so I just made two different fics:

(context: regulus has moved into the Potter Manor with one goal: get Sirius to fuck him)

Regulus would have to adjust to Potter—James—in the room. He was sure he could get Sirius alone eventually.

The most that he’d gotten so far are a few offhanded flirtatious remarks and dazed looks. Both were intoxicating, but not enough. Not what he needed.

So today he would escalate.

They’d spent the day playing Quidditch, quite awkward with a Seeker, a Chaser, and a Beater, but somehow Potter and Sirius made everything into a game. Everything was a race or a competition. Who could eat the most (Potter), who could do a handstand for longer (Sirius), who could carry the other the furthest (Potter), who could stack their exploding snap cards the highest (Regulus, this was the only one he deigned to play and only because he was certain that he would win).

When they got back to their rooms Potter immediately pulled his shirt over his head and tossed it to the hamper. James Potter was fit, that was undeniable. Everyone knew he was fit, but unfortunately so did Potter. It made him unbearably cocky, and Regulus refused to fall for it. He’d only loved one person his whole life and he couldn’t lose focus now, not when he was so close.

Potter was distracting though, with his easy smile and the sweat trailing down his chest and—

Regulus looked to Sirius who seemed to be ogling Potter. If Sirius could fall for Potter, then surely Regulus could use the same tricks.

Regulus pulled his shirt off as well and watched Sirius’s eyes go wide as saucers. Regulus heard James choke a bit in the background, and Regulus turned smug.

[zeno-zero]

A honest review of The Reckoning Of Roku.

Spoilers! Beware!!

While I do have complaints and deemed some of the changes uncanon because it doesn't fit at all in the narrative of "The Avatar and The Fire Lord (S3, EP 6)" and definitely had a hard time comprehending with the changes in Bendings, I actually did had an enjoyable reading experience.

Sure, Randy Ribay's writing has an odd pace and I get lost in the novel sometimes mainly because one, I forget things easily and two, I genuinely don't understand wtf is going on most of the time due to how I accidentally skimmed through it to which I'm sincerely sorry for. I will definitely re-read it sooner or later.

But my gosh, this book actually deserves some at least a chance to give a try in reading. I was actually skeptical about it at first because I only knew some leaks and the retcons actually made me frustrated to the point I just didn't wanna hear any about it anymore. If it weren't for one of my closest friends that brings a shining light upon the book that changed my perspective as a whole, which piques my interest and my curiosity growing bigger and bigger - I wouldn't even be making this! This book definitely deserve the praise on some areas that should be known for while also needing some criticisms.

I liked some of the cast [kinda], the world-building and the expansion is great! But what I really love the most is there are definitely some Filipino culture being influenced into the story instead of being simply being brushed aside (which isn't really a suprise! Randy Ribay is a Filipino author after all.)

Gyatso and Roku's arc compliment with each other so well, and the intimacy between the two of them is really sweet that it made me teary-eyed. It's a rough patch at the start that turned into such a wonderful, lovely friendship that really impacted Roku as a whole during his adulthood. Though expected yet endearing, it really explains why Roku's ideology and philopshy is similar to an Air Nomad. Yet, in a desperate and cling to life situations, that ideology and philopshy also have to be let go (Gyatso.)

AND I do know the whole plot happened because of Sozin, but I'm so pissed at him before he had done so diabolical that I literally had my hand over my head - stressed and hurt. I just.. genuinely hate it when Roku's perspective shifted to Sozin despite the circumstances that has given to Roku is so much more important to whatever Sozin is doing right now, but I understand that it's supposed to keep us tensed and it is to want us to delve deeper into the story. But oh my gosh I kept wishing Sozin just explodes so Roku can be much more focused!! His name is in the title!!! This isn't the "The Significance of Sozin" 💔

Ta Min being so much more than Roku's wife and actually has two professions, her insightfulness is interesting as well as Ta Min taking a liking on a boyfailure of an Avatar a.k.a Roku. While I do wish we could've seen more about it, especially in their adulthood where it will definitely feel more established. But it is still nice either way! <3 Ugh, I love Ra Min (along with Gyatku..)

There is so much to talk about it and I still have mutiple opinions that is packaged with issues.. and overwhelmed feelings... and lots of headcanons - but this is my first time reading an actual book from of the Avatar Studios, and oh boy, it's awesome!

[crnillabud]

that one time i was swirling into insanity (diary entry)

July 14th, 24

I can’t keep it inside anymore! i’ll explode!  i don’t know exactly what i’ll explode from. is it this new job i started? i’m completely new to it hence it’s overwhelming. i’ll slowly get used to it though, today was only the first day. 

maybe the job was just a straw that broke the camel’s back and triggered what was underneath. or maybe i’m just overromanticising the…i can’t even say it.

i keep finding myself wanting to tell him all the good stuff that happens, i want him to hear it first. all the bad as well, it’s like i just…WHAT THE F-Hell AM I EVEN THINKING??? this is absolutely nuts. at one point doing the job, i was a bit overwhelmed and thought that maybe accepting it was a mistake and then wished he was there so i could cry on his shoulder. i don’t know where to start on how crazy that thought is itself. number one, cry in front of him??? 

but it’s been months. months!!! get out of my head already!!! i’m not the type of person for relationships. i can’t bring myself to ever ruin the friendship we have. besides, anything more than a friendship would never work between us. i can’t risk losing such a valuable connection. i… GOSH I can’t rolL it off my tOngue. i just can’t. 

this better be reciprocated because if i’m the only one oVer here stuck in a lovEsick mess tHen that’s straIght up insane.

i wish i was exaggerating right now, but i could sit near hiM doing my work, while he’s doing his work, and we wouldn’t have to say a word to each other and i would be so content. i get absolutely tongue tied recently and just lose my sense of… existing, when he’s around.

I can’t sleep at night, he’s invading every corner of my mind and never clocks out!!! as if that’s not enough, I wake up with the thought of him as well! and then throughout the whole day, whatever i do, i think of him. good, bad, i wish i could just call him and tell him all about it. the most random shit i do! the important things as well. i even catch myself talking out loud in an empty room as if he was right there, as if i was talking to him.

i wonder sometimes if it’s obvious. looking back, definitely was at some moments. if it’s obvious to me who’s barely admitting to doing it, then it must have been obvious to him as well. wait, was what obvious? he’s the most puzzling energetic pull i’ve ever felt. absolute menace, who the hell let him do this to my head??? 

i respect him so much i can’t imagine hurting him. in any way. how did i ever even have the heart to be mean to him. sometimes i do tease as a love language, but i devoured this man and did not feel an ounce of repentance. that was the biggest lie of all, i absolutely wanted to eat my own liver whenever i was mean to him (yes, mean even as a joke only, it still wasn’t nice). out of such respect i’d leave him untouched and just admire from afar, because i can’t take care of him up close, no matter how much i’d want to. it’s just not professional and besides, we come from 2 completely different worlds. 

in some way, our differences balance us out. his silliness reminds my reserved demeanor it’s okay to loosen up. my skeptical views on the world, people and issues balance out his idealistic approach. 

i just heard something in my head. as if i was him. i was in his head for a moment and just…knew. he knows. he guesses it, but doesn’t want to say he’s sure, because it’s unbelievable to him. why is it unbelievable to him? i wish i could tell him we’re on the same page.

i must stop now otherwise i’ll never stop writing about him! i thought this would help squeeze him out of my mind a little bit, but now it’s even worse! i have more and more thoughts just waiting to be spilled out. it’s 6am, i know he’s awake, i wish he was here now and that we were talking. i must sleep. hopefully I’ll dream of him. dreams are a place where i’m sure we are both awake and aware of it. it’s where he shows me what he thinks. i’ll go now before i invoke a wave of nausea with this sentimentality. great heavens. good night. 

I'm not exactly sure what this feeling is called, but I think I was in great denial.

[eirianerisdar]

Don't have an AO3 account, so I'm going to flail about Icarus here --- my gosh, this chapter just came in and hit me in the stomach like a tennis ball. I genuinely love how you describe things, I can see them so clearly in my head. Like this:

'Above them, Carlos and Charles catch each other’s hands and brace the flats of their racing boots together, bringing their knees into their chests as their wings flare to catch the air; their descent turns into a controlled, but terrifyingly fast horizontal spin. Charles’s giggle rings across the paddock, mixed with Carlos’s dolphin-like cackle.'

This is so good! You captured the carefree recklessness so well!

And Lando --- bless his heart, he's doing his best, and that's all that can be asked, isn't it?

Those scenes with Jos were scary, and I don't get scared when I'm reading that easy. Someone get that man out of here, he's not helping anyone.

Poor Dan --- it's going to get worse, isn't it? At least he got to spend some time with Max.

I'm going to reread this when I'm off work, this was an awesome update!

Thank you for your love for Icarus! I know this is a terribly late reply to your ask but I finally have a little time (super typhoon's hitting my city tomorrow so I won't have to work, hurrah to that, here's to hoping my windows don't explode) so I'm getting to replies now!

As you can probably tell by now, I have a soft spot for Charlos. Ferrari soldiers who have learned to only trust in each other. Their journey of wings and trimming and Ferrari expectations is different to that of Daniel, but it's no less important.

I'm about 4400 words into the newest chapter of Icarus, covering Bahrain 2022, so as you might expect, Charlos feature prominently. I'm can't wait to share it with everyone. Fans of Charlos hurt/comfort, fluff, and whump might like this one.

Thank you so much for pointing out how scary Jos is. I think I was proudest of the writing in his section out of the whole chapter. One thing I wanted to make sure to convey is how every word and action of his is poison and gaslighting. From the moment Max turns up Jos belittles anything that makes Max Max and praises an idea of him, not Max himself.

Another thing I wanted to show was how Jos uses touch as a weapon (something I am unfortunately familiar with because of my parents). I wanted to remind the reader that each time Jos touches Max there is an intent to control. When he grabs Max's elbow to look at his wing he is taking away Max's autonomy for his wings like Jos forced him to trim his wings for the first time at eighteen. When he squeezes Max's arm at the entrance to the operating theatre he is reminding Max that Max has to trim, because Jos wants him to. When Jos gets mad at Max in the car about Daniel he grabs him by his most vulnerable part both mentally and physically - his newly trimmed wings. It says several things at once: that Max is only of value to Jos with his wings mutilated; that Jos can hurt Max at any time; and that any weakness, over trimmed wings or friends, will not be tolerated. It is sick sort of power play and it is very, very effective.

Anyway, I'm popping off tumblr to write some more. I hope to post the next chapter tomorrow.

[sortanonymous]

I saw your post comparing Elfilin and Hyness and thought you might appreciate my slightly (very) off topic ramble that got too long for a comment

I personally don't think the Jamba heart corrupted Hyness by itself, I think it absorbed the hatred and negative energy Hyness poured into it, and then that ended up corrupting him the longer it festered in the Heart (since it would have absorbed it without a release.)

So possibly a metaphor for what happens when people allow just anger to fester and become an all consuming hatred. That's just my interpretation though.

Oh and the Friend Heart might have come from the loyalty and good intentions which simply got overpowered by the negativity. (similar in a way to Elfilin being a manifestation of the small level of Elfilis' compassion but being overpowered when the two are brought together)

And furthermore, when the ritual went wrong and the heart split, the small amount of positive energy left in the Jamba Heart was gone, which may have tipped Hyness over the edge and into Insanity.

This interpretation comes full circle when the Friend Heart purifies Hyness at the end of Heroes In Another Dimension.

Ok I'm done now, sorry for the long sentences. Thought you might this silly little theory/headcanon, farewell 👈 ⁠(･⁠ v ⁠･👈)

Oh my gosh, I actually got a real ask. Alright, don't blow it, Sorta.

So I have heard of the whole "exacerbated his hatred" thing and that metaphor is pretty cool.

But forget about that, I wanna focus on that positivity part! I'm pretty sure that even if he understandably hated the scientifc Ancients for taking everything away from him and destroying his people, at least Hyness's initial ideas were to reach some kind of promised land to reunite with his lost people. And obviously his corruption wasn't exactly a quick one considering that "If my heart goes crazy..." pause screen.

What I find especially cool is the idea that Hyness's last remaining bit of positive energy was lost when the Heart exploded and led to the Friend Hearts. Maybe he still had just enough good left in him to realize how badly all of this was about to go and put in the Friend Hearts as a way to give at least some chance of himself being stopped (and perhaps saved). Maybe that good was the last remaining parts of his care and love for his adopted daughters (at least, that's how I always view the dynamic between those four). And of course, that last shred of positivity comes back around and allows him and the Mages to finally get the peace they needed for so long.

(Funnily enough, I've had not necessarily a headcanon, but just an idea in my head for years that Francisca and Flamberge were more concerned and upset about Hyness's corruption than Zan, who was all in on that stuff, and snuck in the positive energy of the Friend Hearts as a last-ditch attempt to not only prevent Void's rebirth, but give just a chance for their family to be saved. Not sure if that's a very smart idea (after all, 2019!Sorta wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed), but just a more emotional idea that's lingered for years. Yours might be better though!)

Man, am I starting to love this odd, messed-up family as of late!

[mtefil]

Maybe you'll find the beauty in this word God has made.

Fight for yourself, for your loved ones, for the beauty of this world, if you can do that...

You're invincible.

Are you sure the place they are going to send it to is safe? The witches will go hogwild if they'll learn that a demonic fragment was purified back in it's original form.

Well, if it won't be safe there it won't be safe on any place on this Earth. Anyways let's kill two birds with one stone and finish your report?

Sure. No casualties, no injuries. Raphael's light had every citizen of the town experience a brief episode of blindness with no lasting side effects, according to the nuns. There's a huge crater in the outskirts though...

We already got that covered, a comet that exploded upon impact is the story we'll be running with. We got the military to put up parameters for radiation protection.

...How's the girl...?

"The girl is fine, Sister Lucianna is watching over her. She would be regardless but antibiotics do truly speed up the regeneration progress....except, concerningly enough, her right eye, doesn't seem to go back."

"She gouged it out herself while trying to overcome Asmodeus, I suppose there's no freebie for self mutilation. Regardless the cardinals must be salivating at the opportunity of turning it into a holy relic."

Another issue....we haven't found the eye yet... it's bizzare ...the apostles turned the whole town upside down but...

Maybe... the demon snatched it up and I didn't notice...

That's the worst case scenario...it must be somewhere....we'll search every nook and cranny in the couple of days before we entertain the notion that it was stolen. That's it, thank you for you cooperation, i take it you won't be in Italy for long?

Indeed, I only came here to oversee the girl....oh also...one more thing Daniel...please take care of her, the poor girl hides it admirably but she's in so much pain.

*16 years later, Rome.*

May I come In?

"...You may."

"Merciful be the heart oh blessed one."

"Is something the matter?"

"Well yes...A claim of responsability has been sent by Satan. An Abbot and two of his friars have been martyred."

"The claim was made at 3am at the abbey of Nonantola. It was performed under the posession of Abbot Nicholas."

what about the contents of the message?"

"Scroll a bit further, you'll find a recording that we were able to recover from the Abbot's cellphone."

"I invite the Guardian of the "Evil Corridor" and her Loved Ones to Gehenna."

"...evil corridor...?"

"Oh, um...yes..."

"It's a special exhibition by American-Italian painter Lucrezia de Valentina."

"She just returned from her exhibit in London, you see , in the past couple of years she has gained quite a bit of notoriaty in the art world .Her paintings mostly focus on depicting biblical events, maybe that's what put a target on her back..."

"What is that we call "love""

...

"Here we are. She's probably in her studio, all the way down on the first floor. Everyone else is backup due to running risk of possession."

"Virtuous be the Heart, Blessed one."

"God bless."

"Miss De Valentina? I'm from the Church."

"Ah, right. I was called before you arrived. Gosh seems like it's become a whole ordeal. Give me a second, please."

"Azazel." "You're from the Church all right."

"Azazel...God entrusted him with the duty of watching over mankind to make sure they didn't fall from grace. He himself ended up falling in love with a human and thus was banished from Heaven. A foolish Demon."

"It's quite romantic."

"What was so special about this woman I wonder...? For him to go as far as betray his Father's trust...I can't wrap my head around it...

Excuse me, i got sidetracked.

"Ahahahaha! I'm not an angel so I wouldn't know!"

"But I have a theory. The graver the sin the further the fallen angel plunges into darkness. Thus making the gravest sin in the world...Love

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

That poor guy :((

Ope hi Owen

Hmmm uh ohh

I wouldn'ttt Owennnn

Idek if it's Thunder that's the problem, I don't think it is xD

Just noooott a good ideaaaa

Oh no 😬

Oop we confessing it o.o?

See I am wondering if the thing he was saying is something he like said to Robert's wife but idk

Ahhh yeah no nobody knows :(( 😬🥺😭

Hmm

Nahh that dog knows something 😬😬😳

Okayy okayyy

Goshh this is so sad :(((

Awww :'((((

Aww yeah :'))))

What about your wife lol

Probably already said it xD and more to her I think

I wonder how much she knew

I think maybe she might've suspected

Idk

Goshh this is so sad :'(((

Oh no D': what a rough thing

Like yk to say I won't lose my nerve

:((

Okayy okayy

Oh gosh

oH GOSH

THIS DOESN'T SEEM PAINLESS O.O 😳😳😳 ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Maybe it's just the deprivation of oxygen but not "pain"

Ohhh noo

This is awful to watch DD: 😭

OH GOSH

OHH NOOOO

OWEN HAD TO OUT IT BACK ON 😭😭😭😭😭

Oh gosh that is horrifying

It must be haunting

Like the death is bad enough but I think that's what's kicked it up to the next notch

Gosh :((

I mean I suppose you could've let him and say "hey so was that an automatic response and you still want this after having gone through it or no xdd' because like yeah people can make decisions and say no matter what I say I'm sticking to this but like. How can you ever decide when you're of the most sound mind xdd

Gosh

That's probably the thoughts Owen has :(( 😬🥺

Poor guy

Owen why do you look like that

Like why do you look so bad 😳

Ohpe?

OH GOSH??

Uhh Owen I know you have a propensity to hallucinate but-

Is it-

IT'S THE HORSE 💀💀💀 O.O??

That's taking it a little bit too far lol 😭😭 xD

OH GOSH

Is it just her like standing behind him and he thinks it's the dog xD

Ahhh nope yep 😬😬😬

Ahh crap

AHHHH CRAP UH OH O.O

Ohh gosh no it's like a gas leak isn't it o.o 😬😬😬😳

Ohhh nooo xddd 😭😬

This is awful xd

Heyy girlyyy

Well I guess he could've been- but nahhh he wasn't kicked 😬

Nooope

OH CRAPP we don't want to be filling aaaanything or using FIRE right now O.O

CRAP GO GO GO

Okay good plan good plan

PHEW THERE HE IS GET HIM

Nice Owen 😭

Where are you going- okay yeah good my bad get him away in case it explodes or something xdd

Just want the horses to be alright lol

Owen what are you doing 😭

Right okay checking to make sure he's alive and okay my bad again xddd I promise I care lol

OKAY GO GO GO

Nice Owen nice :'D

Okay okay okayyy nice

Just Thunder now?

OKAY GO GO GO!!

Thunder please 😭😭 come on he's getting you out you had a whole conversation just TRUST HIM

Also go Marlene 😭😭😬

Yeah exactly Thunder!!

Oh gosh look at the hole in the ground o.o

Okayyy y'all gooo go go xdd

Uh ohhh

OKAY NICE :DDD

Ouope- WHERE IS HEE

D A N G O.O

He's fine xdd

But how thought 😳

Owennn

Imagine if he just died lol

YEEAHHHH NICE :D

Phew he's okay xD :D

Phew <33

Nice job everyone :'))

I was wondering if Thunder was gonna allow Owen to ride him to get out in time :D

Nice <33

What are you doing Mateo lol

Hey guys :'))

(the two of them)

Awww it's okay honey <333 you're here now :')

He gets it :'))

Ahh yeah D':

It'll be alright honey, no matter what <3

And I'm so glad Nancy realized she needed to ask for help and have people by her 😭😭🥺❤️

Yeah what are you doing lol?

AWWW were you prepared to shave her head?- or your-

AAWWWWW YEEAAHHHH :'))) :D 😭😭😭❤️❤️🥺🥰

STOPPPP HE'S SO SWEEEET

AND HE'S SUCH AN IDIOTTTT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH <333

AAAAHHH SLFKFJDKDG THAT'S AN ICONIC REASON 🥰🥰

AWWW yeah :')))

They're so sweet <333 literally the sweetest :')) love them sm ❤️🥰

Cuuuuute

And a kiss 🥰

Oop 😬😬 o.o

It'll be alright honeys <33 no matter what

Gosh xd

[silvermistcosmos]

▬▬ enhypen headcanon - when their s/o calls them bro/dude

PAIRING. enhypen x reader 

GENRE.  fluff, crack // headcanon

WARNINGS. mentions of kissing, not proofread

A/N. im not back to posting yet, but it was 11pm when i suddenly got the inspiration to write this so~~ here’s a little headcanon. 

# Heeseung 

When I say this man whines. I mean he WHINES 

like full on 😯😒🥺😢 maybe some mood swings here and there.

You two would be playing video games on the couch and he was, well, winning as much as you hated to admit it. 

so you started to complain, “Dude, why are you so good at this game?” 

He goes blank, mouth hanging open. Did you really just call him, dude? 

He will seriously be a drama king about it! 

The controller fell out of his hands, you managing to cross the line before him making you raise your arm in victory while he just stares at you. 

“I won!” You laughed

“Yah...” He started, “You dare call me dude?” 

“I mean, aren’t you a dude?” You asked, raising a brow at him. c’mon, what’s the harm in calling your boyfriend dude? 

He questions all his life choices, just sitting there, blank. 

you had to shake his shoulders to get his attention again, “Heeseung?” 

He suddenly screamed making you jump back from shock, “Hee, what the actual heck!?” 

“Y/n, I think we should break up.” He takes in a dramatic breath. 

“Um, what?” you looked at him, “So suddenly?”

“I won’t have my girlfriend call me, dude.” He said the last word disgustedly, treating it as if it were a swear word. 

“Oh my God-” 

“Maybe...maybe we weren’t meant to be.” He fell to the couch. 

“you are so gosh darn dramatic.” You shook your head, “ok then, if you say so.” You stood up, grabbing your purse, before he grabbed your wrist. 

“No, don’t go!” 

“Dude, make up your mind!” 

He acted as if he was stabbed in the heart, “No more dude, okay? I ban that word from your mouth!” 

“And who says-” 

“Nope! Or no more hugs and kisses!” 

“Evil. You’re evil.” 

“I will if I have to be.” 😇 “Deal?” 

“Okay fine.” 🙄

# Jay

Will give you a whole butt lecture on why you shouldn’t call him bro. 😂

like i can totally see him letting it slide maybe once or twice, maybe give you a little brow raise, but when you did it a third time, boyfriend mode is unlocked. 

So you thought you could get away with it when he didn’t mention anything after the second time you did it so you were now a little confident and decided to be cheeky. 

and guess what you decided to do? You had a fake phone conversation with someone. bad idea. 

Hiii, yeah, me? I’m with my bro right now, sorry!” Man, did Jay’s eyes shoot up to look up at you in an instant, “Okay, bye!” 

“Who was that?” 

“Ah, it was Jake’s girlfriend” You told him putting your phone down. 

“Okay, but don’t call me your bro, y/n...” 

“Why not?” You asked ‘innocently.’ quote marks on innocently. 

“Because I‘m not your brother? It’s like if I called you my daughter or my cousin!” 

“No it’s not!” You defended, holding back your laughter

“How’s it different?! I’m your very amazing boyfriend, not your brother! Bro is just an abbreviation for brother. It’s like if I called you cous. That wouldn’t be right because you’re NOT my cousin, right??” He ranted in one breath, wide eyes on you. 

Your held back laughter exploded and you rolled on the floor, holding your stomach. “You’re ridiculous, Jay love.” 

“It’s not ridiculous. It’s a real thing. Why are you-” You interrupted him by ruffling his hair. 

“You’re reaction was perfect. Niki was right.” (poor niki is always the victim in my headcanons 😊)

“niki put you up to this!? Now THAT’S ridiculous. Why am I even surprised?”

“I don’t know, but you always seem to make these sort of situation hilarious” 

He shook his head, “Just please don’t call me bro anymore.”

# Jake

he won’t even confront you. He’ll just be very extra with his endearing names for you hoping that you would get the hint 😂

“Dude, this video is so funny!” You tilted your phone so that he could see.” You didn’t even mean anything by it. You’d just been talking with a lot of people who used the word ‘dude/bro’ a lot and you adapted to it. 

“You’re funnier, snickerdoodle.” 

Okay, that’s a cute nickname, but it kept going. and every time you would call him bro/dude, he would come up with some weird name. 

“Sugar snap tea, can you hand me the remote?” 

“Would you like to cuddle, honey butter biscuit?”

“Are you talking to me?” You asked, confused by the strange behavior of Jake. 

“Of course I am, baby bugga-boo. Who else would I be talking to?” 

Yeah, you were a bit clueless to say the least.

“Okay, what’s with these very um...cringe sweet nicknames?”

“I just love you so much, cuddly-wuddly.” He smiled and you raised a brow. 

“Okay what is it, love?” 

“Woah...I think it’s the first time I’ve heard you actually call me by a pet name all day!” 

“What?” 

“You’ve been calling bro and dude all day.” He complained, “It’s about time you called me, love.” 

“So that’s why?” You laughed, “I’m sorry, it wasn’t on purpose. I’ve just kinda adopted the word after hearing it so much. Didn’t know it bothered you.” 

“Well, now you know, butterbuns.” 

“Okay now you have to stop with these nicknames!” 

# Sunghoon

Sunghoon will 100% look at you like you just committed a crime. 

like, you weren’t even doing a prank or anything. You were just cooking in the kitchen and ‘bro’ slipped from your mouth, 

“Hey, bro! Can you grab the oil from the cabinet?” You asked, as you stirred the pot. 

Won’t even bat an eye before raising a brow at you like, 🤨🤨 “Yeah, Once you stop calling me your bro.” 

You only turn your head quickly to glance at him, crossing his arms and you stifle a laugh, “Seriously, Hoon?” 

“‘Seriously, Hoon?’” He mocked, rolling his eyes. 

“I don’t know, bro. Bro has a nice ring to it.” You teased, seasoning the food. 

He scoffed, “Do bros usually do this?” He turned the stove off, turning you away from the oven and placing a quick kiss to your lips. 

You scrunched your face, “Depe-” 

He interrupted you, “No. No they don’t.” 

You laughed, “Alright alright, I get it! Can I go back to cooking now?” 

“mmm, what’s my name?” 

“Baby, love, Sweetie, love of my life, my handsome boyfriend, please?” 

He nodded, “That’s more like it.” 

“petty.” you smiled

“Whatever floats your boat.” 

# Sunoo

He’ll just...ignore you. 

pftt you actually had the audacity to call him something that wasn’t a personal endearment by you? no way.

literally, you’ll just be like, “Dude, let’s go cuddle!” 

like, this man won’t even bat and eye. he’ll just pretend that he didn’t hear you 

ok? 

“Bro?” You poked him...and poked him until you FINALLY got his attention. 

“That’s not my name.” He rolled his eyes, going back to scrolling through his phone. 

You shrugged, “I quite like it, bro.” 

and he ignored you...again. 

so you just left the couch to do something else for a little bit. 

after about two hours, you decided to try again. 

“Hey bro, can you give me the blanket behind you?” 

he didn’t say anything. 

“Sunoo?” 

“Oh sorry, were you talking to me or your bro?” 🤷🏻‍♀️😇

“Both?” You replied

“That can’t be. Cause I’m not your bro. I’m your boyfriend and since that’s the case, my name is, “Sweetie, love, or Sunoo to you.” 

“Okay, sorry, bro.” You ignored his small lecture with a teasing smile. 

“Yah,” He he widened his eyes, “I’m going to go cancel our reservations!” He shook his head, rolling his eyes once again before grabbing his phone. 

“Wait no no!” You giggled, pulling his phone from him, “Let’s go eat, love!” 

“Hmm” he put his finger to his chin in thought, “promise no more calling me bro?”

“I promise!” you held your pinky out and he hesitated before connecting his pinky with yours’ “You better not be lying or I WILL give you the silent treatment.” 

No really. He will.

# Jungwon 

Ok, he would be kinda confused and also shy about confronting you about it unlike Sunghoon. :))

like...this was so unlike you?? you always called him by a cute nickname of some sort and in his opinion, bro was NOT a cute nickname. 

So hear me out, you two would be on a date at some restaurant that the two of you picked out and that was where you decided to tease him by calling him bro. 

Bad timing, you know, but that’s what made it exciting. 

When the waiter came up to you and he asked him what you wanted, you replied with what you wanted and asked Jungwon, “Hey bro, what about you? What do you want to eat?” 

His face seriously went from 😊 to 🤐 

in front of the waiter??

but nonetheless, he ordered and the waiter gave you a small smile before leaving your table. 

Did he just smile at you? 

Rude. he rolled his eyes. well, in his head at least. he wouldn’t do that in front of you. not a chance. 

So the entire dinner, you just called him bro/dude/bruh, whatever floated your prankster boat. and you thought that it wasn’t working on him considering his coolness about it 

but hold up, he was cool on the outside, but the inside was boiling. like, not mad at you, but in public like this? in front of boys who were smiling at you. nooo

you didn’t notice him wince every time you called him something other than a nickname. 

It wasn’t until the waiter came back that you seemed to get some sort of reaction from him. 

“Hope the food was good. Can I get you anything for dessert?” 

before you could reply, Jungwon was already up and putting his hand in yours’, “Sorry, my girlfriend and I have other plans.” when I say he was passive aggressive. He was passive aggressive. 

poor waiter was left confused when Jungwon shot a glare at him before pulling you out of the restaurant. (of course paying for the meal first) like, he was just doing his job. but Jungwon was also doing his job as a boyfriend 😉 (his words when you asked him later. not mine) 

when you were both walking back to the dorms, you nudged him with your shoulder, “What was that back there?” You started, “Sorry, my girlfriend and I have other plans.” You teased, laughing. 

“Stoooop” He whined, “It’s your fault! Why were you calling me bro?” 

“Just wanted to get a reaction out of you. i thought it wasn’t working, but apparently...”

“Yeah, well we were in public. Of course I’d be upset if some guys were smiling at my girlfriend thinking you were my sister!” He mumbled. 

Yes, of course you told the boys about your lil’ prank. And yes, of course they teased him later, but it’s ok cause he would get back at you.

# Niki

Will do it right back at you. 

I mean, did you really think you could pull this little prank on him, savage Riki?

no. 

“Hey bro, can you get me a cup of water?” 

He’ll look at you for a millisecond before he catches on, “Yeah, sure, sis” 

Now that took YOU by surprise, like what? He just called you sis?

Now you are the one upset, but you were not going to be the one to stop first. oh no. 

So when he comes back with water you thank him, “Thanks bro.” 

“No problem, sis.” 

you cringed in your seat, hating to hear him call you sis. what? you know you started it, but you just wanted to be called ‘love’ :( 

What’s funny is the fact that in the middle of you boths’ petty game of ‘who would stop first’ the boys came back to the dorm to find you calling each other bro and sis. 

they’re just like 🤨🙄 ok? but by now, they were already used to your guys’ odd behavior. 

at the end of the day, it was you, the one who started the prank, who stopped first. 

“Babyyy, I’m sorry!!! Can you stop calling me sis now?”

“I don’t know, I think you need to learn your lesson further...sis” He raised a brow at you, but laughed at your 😲 face. 

“noooo” you dramatically fell to the ground 

he chuckled, “I’m joking, but I hope you won’t call me bro again.” 

“lesson learned”