#google translate fails

[depressed-cherry11]

Will and Mike’s Rain Fight S3-E3: Google Translated Version

Original Version

Google Translate Version

Basically I put the rain fight through a ton of languages on google translate and then back to english.

Mike: Will, come on! 

Mike: SI Blog, Establishment of 'Je'el!

Mike: you can’t leave, it’s raining!

Mike: You can't go, it's raining!

Mike: Listen, I said I was sorry, alright?

Mike: boring, sorry, ma'alob?

Mike: It’s a cool campaign, it’s really cool!

Mike: very beautiful, beautiful flower!

Mike: We’re just not in the mood right now…

Mike: Now scratch that out of our heads…

Will: Yeah, that’s the problem, Mike!

Will: Yeah, that’s the problem, Mike!

Will: You guys are never in the mood anymore!

Will: you are not willing!

Will: You’re ruining our party!

Will: You ruined our happiness!

Mike: That’s not true!

Mike: ¡That's not true!

Will: Really? Where’s Dustin right now?

Will: TRUE? Keystroke

Will: See, you don’t know and you don’t even care and obviously he doesn’t either and I don’t blame him!

Will: Look, you know and you don’t care, maybe they don’t either!

Will: You’re ruining everything, and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?!

Will: Do they want to lose everything and why? And can you leave a trail behind?

Mike: El’s not stupid! It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!

Mike: He's not evil! It’s not my fault I don’t like women!

Mike: I’m not trying to be a jerk, okay?

Mike: I'm not trying to be rude, am I?

Mike: I mean what did you think, really? That we were never going to get girlfriends?

Mike: So what exactly does that mean? Don't you want to see these kids again?

Mike: That we were just going to sit in my basement all day and play games for the rest of our lives?

Mike: Are we going to sit in a room all day and play games our whole lives?

Will: Yeah, I guess I did. I really did.

Will: Oh, maybe we will. Yes, there is.

Mike: Will! WILL! Will, COME ON!

Mike: to do it! It happens all the time! Come if you want!

[kenora-pizza]

Here’s “Escape!” for @viktuurishipper96 ! Hope you enjoy! “Oliver owns up” to be coming soon.

Enjoy your life!

One day, while Edward and Trevor are talking, Douglas comes out of the fire. He pulled a large truck full of coal out of the train.

"Edward, don't look at the sun while you work."

Then I talked to Edward Douglas.

“Trevor and I are old friends. You spend a lot of time with people.”

"Why are we doing this?" Douglas asked the question. "What?" There's no one. It’s not there.

"Eventually." Edward seemed satisfied.

Douglas took a deep breath.

“President Sami. Don’t say that.”

Brother Edward told Trevor the same thing. This article was originally published but has been edited. Everything is working fine now. But I need another car.

“Hey, run away!”

Douglas was busy that night. A freight train can head north to a gas station on the island. When I left, the door opened.

It thinks like a generator. Another photo: who? "There's nobody," he said.

“I have a question: Do you have Topham shoes? Ask your son, too.”

“I'm proud too!

"My name is Oliver and my brother's name is Todd" I don't understand coal.

“How are you?”

"Well, let's go!"

“But why? There's nobody," he said.

"Eventually.”

Douglas was surprised. Then I remembered that Edward saved Trevor’s life.

“I'll help you.” Edit: "I have something I want to show you."

The driver and firefighters agreed to participate. Everything happened so fast.

"We don't have time to go back. He's getting better."

(bag).

But he stopped leaving the beach.

"I know! there is nothing. It's called Ranger," he said. Pesticides and repeated artillery fire from the west did not deter him.

Yes, but we were told to listen to General Douglas.

The police check Oliver.

“Well, look at it.”

(Douglas and Oliver are still alive)

“Everything is ours.”

"I'm sorry," Oliver told her.

By the time we reached the end of the road, it was too late.

"Let's go home," he said to Douglas.

Driver: Yeah, we'll see Oliver up ahead.

Oliver thanks Oliver for his blessing and Douglas leaves. The next day, Douglas tells Oliver about another car.

“You have to be careful about looking for obesity,” Jacobs said.

Now I want to talk to Douglas. Gordon added.

“Yes, I heard that. How are you today?”

"There's nobody," he said.

"Dad, I need another car."

"Well, let's meet Gordon." "It was a car."

“So, if you don't fall into the trap, there's hope.”

But God said:

Yes, that’s right. Fortunately, Douglas is still alive. Oliver is exactly what we expect from a blue shark.

Everyone is happy, Oliver and Todd have now reconstructed and painted the sunset. Bud and Oliver loved this apartment. First, some people took the name West. Bud and Oliver are nice and the light lives on.

[thinkingabouttheimplications]

I was rewatching google translate and decided to do this: High School is Killing Me Google Translate

became

Blood gushed from his head.

This is where it all begins. And now it has spread.

Your heart rate tends to slow down.

We recommend using a rickshaw.

Afraid

I'm ready no matter what.

I sweat while waiting.

I can't rest.

What, you know hell on earth?

I said all this on Twitter.

Download

But I don't want to cry. I don't want to cry

It's time to pack your bags and book your accommodation.

High school is killing me.

All this has changed my thinking and peace of mind.

This is not true and is a lie.

Harder and harder to find.

You can only live so long.

High school is killing me.

I want to die like this

The competition has begun. This is a test! I would be happy if you read this book.

Mr. Rotor!

Evil

I can not sleep at night by reading books.

I will not come.

She took to Twitter to defend the dog's plight.

Dog problem

I have a heart attack

Try trading cryptocurrency during lunch.

It's not grass after all.

Class of 1920

High school is killing me.

It changed my thinking and my inner peace.

my song

my song

False democracy

This is the most popular option.

My father once said

My father once said

My father once said

And you can buy things.

High school is killing me.

Soybean bread...

Hello! Hello monkey

I

Your name is Peter

Correct

Information

We've been in the same room for a long time, right?

I want to die like this

Beginning of the first chapter

Don't introduce me.

Stephen Zoya

I want to die like this

I know the older child's ways.

But Stefan needs him.

We're friends, Pete.

I want to die like this

I don't know;

Or say any school

Literary game

- But there is a peaceful relationship between us!

We are classmates, friends and night owls.

We keep everything to ourselves.

I left this morning.

Stupid driver.

So I experienced both success and failure at the same time.

I am not the chosen one. I tried, Peter.

If I'm not an idiot.

fraud;

I want to die like this

Head down on the desk at 8:00.

Please check and send it to me. I wrote my name there.

It's time, can I rest?

It is fun but also satisfying to the creator.

Any problems?

from 3 o'clock.

Caring and integrity every day

Does God tempt you?

Aren't injuries a problem for us?

The necklace is in Mr. Pete's hand. I can help you.

This is the best.

Fraud!

What! Supreme God

Let's go!

High school is killing me.

It changed my thinking and my inner peace.

my song

my song

Nothing.

Wolves meet

God

God

What!

Can you survive? (rescue)

Limited Time (Limited Time Only)

I hate it (I still hate it)

After leaving

High school is killing me.

Thanks

Biology I will love you

This is impossible.

High school is killing me.

Mr. Sean, you are a liar!

I want to die like this

Correct

[cannedpeachess]

Throwback to that one time I couldn’t think of the word “retirement” in my native language so I tried to work backwards from my second language using google translate only to be faced with a highly inconvenient reminder that google translate is vastly inferior to the universal translators from Star Trek

[sweetie-peaches]

Me: *trying to translate something that is very clearly Russian*

Google translate: “oh yeah, see that? Look real close? Spanish. Mhm. You don’t think so? Get fucked, have you considered that?”

[fetchmearum420]

This is your sign to put 1776 lines into google translate and then translate them back 😂😂💀💀💀😭😭😭

[caveguy22]

Highlight from part 1 of my Ratchet and Clank 2 Google translated series!

Use this funky audio for your #lobotomycore videos!

[oodles-of-noodles]

GT WRITES MY BOOK

do you guys ever have google translate write your book? you should, here's why 😭😭😭 (part one)

"I never wanted to be a hero. This has been evident since ancient times."

"All these characters have special abilities. I have never carried a 2-2 foot suitcase on a plane in my life. All these heroes are truly honest people. I am a student who forgets homework and exams. These heroes have nerves of steel and hearts of gold. I’m a scaredy cat and my morals are not good. (Humans aren’t, I’m afraid.)" hello??? afraid of what??? gt what are you tryna tell me girl

"Anyone who writes my star (in fine print) calls me a ‘good guy’ and randomly throws a fireball." i felt this babe

"As a child I washed my mouth, washed my mouth, washed my mouth, washed my mouth, hit the plate with a metal spoon." me too i also washed my mouth 4 times 😭

"Brad A. Jones played a father role (some say) and was 20 times more than the typical Pentagon. I grew up and didn’t know I was flying alone in a helicopter, but my dad was happy, secure, and happy. Oh. . .nice guy." i'm so confused what-

"Raised eyebrows. I have taken many pills before but none of them worked as nuclear waste. When the tongue is removed, it freezes." ?????? DONT TAKE NUCLEAR WASTE PILLS????? SAM??????

"“What is this?” I asked as I ran my cold fingers over the blue surface of the pill. When I touch it, I get so vaporized, I almost die" oh my god sam are you okay???? don't- don't touch any pills they're clearly nuclear waste (they're supposed to be OXYGEN)

"The smell of the hills rotting in the sun for three years, nosebleed, and carrot, was just as disturbing."

"Mana my dad would go into stress rima mode and inchana everything and clean it up, the reaction was I would roll chay eyes and say, “I got it, you’re okay, calm down.” But Kesla Avan T FIRST T Process T Thinking Kinapoduna Avan T Tongal FIRST T Process Thinking." um what did i just read

"“Who doesn’t drink alcohol?” Church.

798. . .

800, 800 ice cream"

part two is coming soon 😭😭🙏🙏

[bigfatbreak]

Does Chloe tone down her direct bullying/harassment of Marinette after that day to just the dead mom jokes out of guilt, or is it more that Marinette now being homeschooled means Chloe just lost access? Also, does Lila try the whole lying/sabotaging thing on Marinette and just fail or does Marinette just not care?

Lila has no reason to sabotage Marinette because Marinette isn't threatening her little empire she wants to build. In fact, she really wants Marinette on her side BECAUSE she's not apart of the school, so she doesn't need to keep up an elaborate web of lies! She can just try to befriend a talented girl who makes AMAZING food and try to get freebies~

meanwhile, with Chloe, things got really complicated after the pool incident...

Tom was not in the mood to put up with this crap.

[mrrayneysstuff]

Team RNJR Propaganda

[grimm-the-tiger]

Misadventures with Google Translate

I put Life Series quotes through Google Translate too many times. Please help me, I can't stop.

The Names

Bdubs -> Bduby

BigB -> Capital B

Cleo -> Language

Etho -> line

Gem -> Decoration

Grian -> Shooter

Impulse -> Road

Jimmy -> Jimmy

Joel -> Hurrah

Lizzie -> Lizzie

Martyn -> Martyne

Mumbo -> Explosives

Pearl -> Beer

Ren -> Ren

Scar -> Right

Scott -> Scott

Skizz -> Writing

Tango -> Background

The Watcher -> Inspector

Some highlights

Scott: this house Jimmy: And street. [Original line: "It's home?" "Home."]

Language: Be good to me: die for me. [Original line: "Do me a favor: Die for me."]

Lizzie: And I left this world the same way I entered it: troubled. [Original line: "And so I left this world just as I had entered it: confused."]

Shooter: Scar, I think we are spirit descendants and you are too busy catching fairies!! [Original line: "Scar, I think we're soulmates and you're too busy chasing fairies!"]

Scott: They tear up carpets and kill farm animals. It immediately burst into lava. [Original line: "They break carpet and kill cows. And they mine straight down into lava."]

Language: Look, if you have a lost father, you might lose it? [Original line: "Look, if you're gonna be an absent father, could you be at least absent?"]

Scott: Our theme is ABBA's summer house, is it there now? Dead metal?! [Original line: "Our theming was once Cottagecore ABBA, now it's what? Death metal?!"]

Martyne : Tell me something before you go. Why are you attached to the sun? Inspector: Hmmm... HE. It was never meant to be. He just wanted to look. [Original line: "Just... tell me one thing before I go. Why were you so set on Grian?" "Hmph... HIM. He was never meant to be there. He was only ever meant to watch."]

line: I'm a good person to have someone light my tree. [Original line: "I was a good person till somebody burned down my tree."]

Decoration: God, that seems like a recipe for anxiety. Yes I am. [Original line: "God, that sounds like a recipe for angst. Yeah, I'm in."]

Lizzie: Follow it! No friends! [Original line: "Ha! You've got no friends!"]

Beer: Something bad is happening here. [Original line: "Something wicked this way comes."]

Shooter: Here we show our true truth? For yourself or for someone else? Are we all excited? [Original line: "Is this where we show our true allegiance? To each other, and no one else? We turn on everyone?"]

Background: It's not fair, it's not fair, I'll come back to it. [Original line: "This is unjust, it's excessive, and I will return."]

Capital B: No holes! [Original line: "There is no hole!"]

Some notes

I thought it'd be funny if the translations I used were all into languages I either knew off the top of my head that the creators speak or are official languages where they live. This got really convoluted really fast, because Ren was the only person I could think of who speaks a language other than English and I completely ran out after French and Scottish Gaelic, so I added languages spoken by Hermitcraft members instead, then threw Maori on for good measure because New Zealand's close enough to Australia (sorry, New Zealand) and I couldn't find any aboriginal Australian languages on Google Translate. So the translation order roughly went Afrikaans -> French -> Scottish Gaelic -> German -> Swedish -> Polish -> Maori -> English.

Ren's line "Red Winter is coming, me laddie" line got translated as "The red winter is coming, my lady." Honestly, it still kind of works?

"Watcher" got translated as "Inspector", which gives me the mental image of Inspector Gadget in a Watcher costume.

I don't know where the extra e at the end of Martyn's name came from.

I don't know why Etho's name is the only name that got translated into lowercase.

The fact that Mumbo's name somehow got translated as "Explosives" made me start cackling as soon as I saw it.

There were several points where Grian's name got translated as "The Sun" instead, probably because "Grian" is the word for "Sun" in Irish and Scottish Gaelic is from the same language family, so they probably share the same or a similar word.

"Soulmate" somehow got translated as "Spirit descendants". I'm pretty sure it's because it got split up into its component words; "Soul" corrupted into "Spirit", and "Mate"...I honestly don't know.

I translated a grand total of one line from Bdubs, and for some reason when I translated the document back to English, that one line stayed stuck on what I'm pretty sure is Maori except the word "Boogey", which stayed exactly the same.

I'm genuinely surprised by how many lines stuck remarkably close to the originals. Aside from his name, one of Joel's lines ("Where's the fun in that?") somehow survived perfectly intact, and one of BigB's lines ("There is no hole!") got pretty close ("No holes!").

I think the best part about this is that you can tell how and why Google translated some things the way it did, and then others you're just left completely stumped about how the hell it happened.

[depressed-cherry11]

Mike and Will Van Scene: Google Translate Version

Read Mike and Will’s Rain Fight: Google Translate Version here.

Original Version

Will: Can I… show you something?

*Mike nods*

Mike: This is amazing! 

Mike: Did you paint this?

Will: Yeah, yeah, I mean- I mean… I mean El asked me to make it, she commissioned it basically, like she told me what to draw.

Will: Anyway, my point is see how you are leading us here? You are guiding the whole party, inspiring us. That’s what you do. And see your coat of arms here? It’s- It’s a heart, and I know it’s sorta on the nose, but- but that’s what holds this whole party together. Heart. Because- I mean, without heart, we’d all apart. 

Will: Even El, especially El. These past few months she’s been so lost without you, it’s just she’s so different from other people, and-

Will: When you’re… when you’re different, sometimes you feel like a mistake.

Will: But you make her feel like she’s not a mistake at all! Like she’s better for being different! And that gives her the courage to fight on. If she was mean to you, or it seemed like she was pushing you away, it’s probably because she’s scared of losing you, just like you’re scared of losing her. 

Will: A-and if she was going to lose you, I-I think she’d rather just get it over with quick, like ripping off a bandaid. 

Will: So yeah, El needs you Mike, and she always will.

Mike: Yeah?

Will: Yeah. 

Google Translate Version

Will: I can say the same thing

*Mike nods*

Mike: that's good!

Mike: Do you have a habit to work with?

Will: Yeah, yeah, I mean… I mean, when L told me what I could do, he told me to do it.

Will: My question is, how did we get here? You lead the whole team, you inspire. You did it. See that bag over there? It’s frustrating, I know it’s silly, but they worship four. Blind because if we don’t, we’re in danger.

Will: El herself, especially El. Over the past few months, he has disappeared, integrated and.

Will: Sometimes marriage feels like a failure.

Will: But you make them think it’s cool! That’s good because it’s different! And he found the courage to keep fighting. If they make you angry or worried, then they are equally afraid of you.

Will: A- And if you buy this, I think you should shoot it properly, like shooting a gun.

Mike: change?

Will: change.

sometime when you are different you feel like a mistake = sometimes marriage feels like a failure

[kenora-pizza]

Hey, what if I put "Off the rails" through 20+ languages on Google Translate?

Enjoy.

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I'm socializing

Gordon fights him. "Sometimes…" he thought. "…his engine ran out. I want to go to the cinema. " "Beep, beep, beep, beep, you fat boy!" shouted Henry. "That's a real bet!" Gordon shouted. “Henry can't drive. I love it when people tell me. I have never had an accident. "

Percy asked politely, "Is the problem resolved safely?" "No, Thank you." Hi, this can be done on all engines. Henry wrote. I also asked. Or really? "What is happening?"

Then Henry will speak. Gordon looked at him approvingly. "Be careful, Henry. Be ready with the network. Don't forget you're on the road today." Henry wakes up, Gordon ties him up and puts him to sleep.

Gordon stood up. The leader said. A special train is coming and we have to leave. "Is he in a car or a truck?" "Beach". The leader said. "Beach. Stop!" Gordon's fire burned slowly and Edward had to turn to Gordon to continue. "I won't, I won't." Gordon shouted. "Don't worry, don't worry," said Eduardo.

Finally, it was Gordon's turn. What happened is controversial. Now it burns and burns. Gordon was angry and ignored his heart. They wait until a skin connection is established.

"I'll tell you, I'll tell you." He took a deep breath. He came to Tvla for some cigarettes, but he couldn't resist and continued to smoke. "Eat!" He took a deep breath. "Let me go, let me go!" Nurses and firefighters: “There is no hope. "You're riding a big car that's moving slowly, do you understand?"

They call it "No Evil". That's why Gordon wants to take a special train. What is the meaning? The guard told Edward to take him out. Gordon? Oh, leave it where it is. "I don't have time to worry now."

There are children locked in the spring. "Aren't cows new? They don't work." They started singing. "Gordon Eom has fallen into the abyss of madness."

Gordon slept in the cave all day. "I think I love you. I'm not leaving." But that night, Gordon was wearing an ankle brace so he couldn't walk. A strong rope was attached to the wheel and James and Henry carried it to Syadourdy's door.

(Gordon will be in a safe environment. We will find the tire and approach him.)

Gordon caught the best and funniest of the night.

[that-handsome-rogue]

Oh comme ma femme et son stupide fils me manquent...

[clouds-of-wings]

Google is so good. Here it must have translated the word into English first (great idea), and thus made "miss (young or unmarried lady)" into "to miss (long for sb/sth not present)". Great work Google!

[Try for yourself]

[corvidconventicle]

This is what I’m “busy” doing on my phone when I don’t want people to interact with me