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Favelal au has me in a chokehold so... Favelal locksmith (dealer)
A Puerto Rican baddie who is somehow jaxs new girlfriend. (And you already KNOW she made him her bitch)
This au is so bizarre and unique I absolutely adore it. This au is by @ozzaban and make some really cool comics abt it. Check em out.
she runs a successful arms dealership and is very well off, and has a lot of connections. When they all found out about her dating jax, they're shocked he actually listens to her and puts in the work, also she's the longest girlfriend he's ever had.
#tadc oc#tadc update#the amazing digital circus#the amazing oc circus#tadc fanart#artists on tumblr#i am cringe but i am free#tadc jax#the update ocs#update series x au#the update series locksmith#the update series tadc#update au#the amazing favelal circus#favelal circus#tadc au#the update ocs locksmith#jax x locksmith#locksmith fans ur eating good tonight#i love these idiots
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trying to figure out a new oc. shes trans n butch n probably works as a clock- or blacksmith... still unsure abt that
#sushart#ocs#furry#shes also a corriente cow#but yea i kinda want a blacksmith oc but idk if thats like... the most interesting option for this character#like it makes sense for the big butch to be a blacksmith. so thats why i wanna kinda try having her do something more 'delicate'#for the lack of a better term#locksmith is also another option... something where u need to be good with ur hands
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GUYS I GOT MY BROKEN KEY OUT OF THE LOCK I CAN OFFICIALLY GET INTO MY HOUSE LIKE NORMAL
#‘I commend your locksmith ambitions but it’s a specialist lock you won’t be able to get the key out 🙄🤣🫵🏼’ SUCK YOUR MOTHERRRR#daily reminder that landlords and estate agents will take the most expensive route always#why spend £4 on pliers to fix the issue when you can pay them £40 for a new lock#hella goes to uni#I’m in such a good mood now I acc physically feel like a weight has been lifted#ty to everyone who sent me books recs btw I’ve seen them coming in and I am gonna respond#but it’s been a very stressful few days for me lmao 😭 BUT I AM FREE ONCE MORE
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Btw, upon reflection, I do think every love confession scene should contain a pronouncement along the lines of "I still don’t know one style of snail fork from another, and I can’t jigger a Triple Crow lock."
#also slamming one's horse into another's like bumpercars to start the scene off. very good.#btw i did have to look these up and it seems like snail forks are definitely real (they look like sharp tuning forks)#but triple crow locks may not be. then again I just looked at the first 3 duckduckgo results not a locksmith site#i do have one more joke to make about luck in the shadows but i can't come up w a way to phrase it nonawkwardly#so it may just live on my kindle. oh well.#cc#nightrunner series
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GUESS WHO'S OFF TO HER NEW JOB STARTING TOMORROW
its MEEEEEEEEE
#windchime song#last day at Hell Locksmith was today!!!#i handed in my key to the store and LEFT#IT FELT SO GOOD TO LEAVE#I NEVER HAVE TO GO BACK THERE AGAIN
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York, to Carolina: Please, picking locks is my speciality
York: [Picks up a random brick and throws it through a window]
York, while already climbing through said window: Okay, let's go
#this was when he met Carolina for the first time#he forgot his keys like an idiot and was to impatient and shitfaced to actually pick the lock#Carolina was NOT impressed#but she's also the person to forget important pfl things at the club#York helped her break back in to the club when it was closed to help her get the stuff back#that she was impressed by and his very good stealthy skills#he did it to be a good person of course#definitely not to help a smokin hot redhead nope not him#that's how pfl gained their best locksmith (when it's not holo locks) and how Carolina gained a secret boyfriend#but York's temp. roommate was not happy with the broken window#but he decided he was to stoned for this shit#agent york#agent carolina#rvb#red vs blue#inccorect quotes
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oh god Astarion really is literally the lockpicking lawyer in the most authentic way
#squirrel plays bg3#I've been watching one of the lockpicking guys on youtube because why not#and ive already said this but#cybersecurity and lockpicking/locksmithing are a lot alike#in that my only experience with it is watching someone really good at it do their thing#and that most definitely makes me feel very very unsafe#like. certain locks can be opened by literally whacking them together#so many can just be opened with a technique called “shove it in there and jiggle it around”#oh god i can see the obvious joke in here but I'm not gonna say it#yeah i can believe that you only need one set of thieves' tools until you fail#there are many locks for which you need. a pick. thassit.#or they're spring-loaded for some reason and you just need to whack 'em. bare handed even.#so fucked#save me thesaurus. assist me. help.#(fixed a word repetition)
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so funny story, i did a pub quiz today, and during the break the quiz master came up to me and was like "where were you last time??" and i was like ??! because i don't know this man and this was my first time at this particular pub quiz, so i was like "umm idk why?" and he said "because we had a question about arctic monkeys last week and no one knew the answer!" so again, i was like ?? until i remembered i was wearing an arctic monkeys shirt lol.
so then i asked him what the question was, and it was just 'guess the intro' and it was do i wanna know?? and no one knew???? what the heck. so i told him even my mum knows that one and he was like "i know right??" so i said "okay well clearly this town needs to be educated so you should do an entirely arctic monkeys themed pub quiz sometime" and he said "maybe i will" and i think he was joking but obviously i am now going to email them about it every week until it happens
#unfortunately when i got home#fairly intoxicated#the lock to my flat broke and i was locked out lmao#and then i had to call an emergency locksmith because it was sunday evening#and then my landlord got into a fight with him because he thought the rates were extorionate#anyway so that was fun#good thing i was with friends lol so we just ordered pizza and smoked and let them argue#i'm finally inside now#so yes i've had a day#anyway not sure why i'm telling you all this bc no one care but if anyone read this far:#hope you're having a lovely sunday evening! 💛#arctic monkeys#minnie talks
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Soo,… Phrike hates the Legions and Tantalus hates the Legions, too.
How would your boy react, if Phrike would try to get him into his ranks? He is always in need of capeable people and Tantalus, as skilled assassin, would definitely be someone Phrike would have an eye on. Promising him a high rank - a bright future in his group.
Would Tantalus accept his offer or would he decline?
(@wilsons-journey)
Gonna answer this in-character. ---
Tantalus listens intently to the recruitment, a face fully serious, never betraying an emotion. That is until he hears that last part.
His expression immediately sours, scoffing and turning his head so that his scarred side is hidden, his luminous amber eyes peek from the shadow of his hat. "You had good bait there, til you mentioned ranks."
His voice shifts from interest to dismissiveness. "High rank? Bright future? Spent over a decade in the Legions slaving away for that, it's the reason they tortured me too, like hell would I willingly get into another."
Tantalus' head angles to the side, showing more of his shadowed face. "Don't get me wrong though, not saying you're just like them. I just can't stand being ruled over- Told what to do and when to do it. I'm a free charr, more than anything, my freedom is what matters most to me."
He faces forward again, and leans his elbows on his knees. "So I'm gonna have to turn down this 'recruitment.' You stick to your ways. I'll stick to mine, I work better alone anyway."
#gw2#guild wars 2#charr#tantalus locksmith#answered#The only place Tantalus is affiliated with is his Thieves Guild#And there's no real ranks in that place; only trading of information and goods
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the edits i’m about to make with this ep…
#simple like 17 carlando#lights on landoscar#locksmith maxiel#good to know brocedes#october 25 dando#the possibilities are endless#hang on i’m gonna make one of those photo + lyric collage posts to convince more people of this agenda#sadie jean#f1#f1 edits
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*leaving for work*
*can't find car keys*
*is now late for work*
*texts supervisor apologizing and explaining*
*keeps looking for keys*
*over two and a half hours go by*
*panic attack*
*calls off work*
My boss: "Yeah ok, as long as you have the leave to use. Seems like you need to have less anxiety."
Cheers Dave, I'll try that next.
#you dont say#dont be mean to dave tho we like dave#panic attack#anxiety#I KNOW my keys are in my house somewhere#looked everywhere they could ha e possibly gone with out being walked off with#turned the ground floor upside down looking but no luck#at this point im worried one of my cats walked off with them and ill find them months later behind a pile of boxes i still havent unpacked#we moved over a year and a half ago but theres still a couple of room with piles of boxes#depression will do that to ya#panic disorder#mental health#lost car keys#i had to call a locksmith#it was expensive#im too poor for this shit#like no really#if the bank hadnt been all you do good money but you poor here have more borrowing power even tho you didnt ask for it#i would not have had anyway to fix this problem#screaming
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yall...if you have ac units in the window, make sure that shit is locked in there with some additional mechanism. a wood bar blocking it in, some zip ties fixing it into the window. but also don't if youre like me and it was the only point of entry into an otherwise locked abode and no locksmiths that apparently are in your area actually service your area.
#anyway#im in pain now from forcing it in#thank fuck N's old car is still here and tucked next to that window#i also need to order a new debit card cause that method did not work#locksmith#locked out#personal#please dont burgle people use this knowledge for good not bad
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tw/ hórny èx bf, hè ís à crèèp, nôncôn, èxplïcït ând nsfw thèmès.
It’s hard to break up with someone like him because he doesn’t get the hint- it’s been barely 6 days and he finds himself right in front of your door.
Really horny. And quite frankly messed up.
He bangs on your door- at first he’s gentle, but then he finds himself losing his patience when you don’t open up after a few bangs at your door, even with the bell It’s not working.
He just might have to be a little bit more aggressive with it. See now, he doesn’t like being aggressive with you. He knows that you hate this side of him. That’s why you broke up with him in the first place.
It’s not really a break up to him though because you’re just trying to break and he thinks that this break has lasted way longer than it should have in the first place. So he takes deep breath, and he starts banging at it like a maniac.
“Yn! YN OPEN UP!” But you don’t. You’re really trying to test his patience and then you try to lecture him on his aggressive nature.
His pupils are dilated at this point, he’s feeling so crazy right now, it’s aching and his pants, and he has missed you like crazy-staring at your pictures is not enough anymore. Not at all.
It’s your fault, you know.
It’s your fault that you’re so beautiful and that you have his heart in your hands… he closes his eyes for a moment, and then he takes out the spare keys he had to your apartment-of course, you don’t know about them, but he had a locksmith make them for him.
Without any rational thinking- he unlocks your apartment with ease.
And soon the familiar scent of your home hits him and your ex boyfriend finds himself relaxing, his head feels a little better now. “Yn!~~~” he calls out your name with affection but you still don’t respond.
Weird.
So he decides to check if you’re home. He really hopes that you are because he needs to talk to you and… a lot of other other things.
First to fall of course it’s gonna be your bedroom, his feet, take him to the familiar room so easily, because he remembers every single room in your home, like the back of his hand.
And to his surprise? He hears the shower running. A Cheshire Cat smile spreads across his lips. But before he can think anything else, the shower drops sounds come to a halt.
Oh, so you must be done..
He waits- by sitting on your bed and waiting for you to come out, and he doesn’t have to wait long, so he unzips his pants, creepy? He doesn’t give a fuck.
He needs to fuck you and get you back. He has everything you ever want. Quite frankly, you can be ungrateful. Anyone would kill to be in your place… but too bad he wants you.
And there you are, in all your wet glory-with a towel loosely wrapped around your body, you gasp, expected, in surprised to see him, he smirks.
Your eyes widen and you open your mouth to scream at him, he doesn’t mind you can because he’s missed your voice a lot.
“Hi baby.” He greets you. Licking his lips, because he feels himself getting harder when he stares at your soaked, freshly washed body.
You look so sexy like this I can’t help but remember all the times he would fuck you senselessly in the shower or sometimes when you were done with it.
You’re just so irresistible. You get him so horny for no reason at all. It’s your fault and now you’re going to have to help him out.
“W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?” You finally say something to him, even though you’re screaming at him like a maniac, he doesn’t mind.
“I can’t help it baby you know I love you and I can’t live without you-and I’m so horny right now.” He licks his lips again, getting up from your bed to walk towards you.
He needs to touch you right now.
“I told you you couldn’t break up with me but you thought you could.. so I just wanted to give you a little break, but I think it has lasted enough now I need you back.” He groans. You smell so good even his muscles are pulsing.
His eyes are you like a predator and You should know that you cannot escape.
He is way too strong for you.
“Come on now- look at me? I’m so fucking hard because I was thinking about you- and look at you.. fuck…” he breathes out, taking you by your waist.. but then he gets another idea.
So instead of holding you, he drops to his knees.
This is gonna get you so weak for him.
“Let me eat your pussy. Missed it so much.” He looks into your eyes when he grabs your legs. You barely manage to hold onto your towel, which was about to fall. And something switches in your eyes.
You have missed him too.
He smiles. “I bet you missed me too. Fuck- baby let me have a taste please- I’m doing this to make it up to you. I know I pissed you off, so let me make it up.” He breathes, slowly, removing the towel and he starts to tease you by rubbing his hands over to your clit.
You whimper, you’ve always been so weak for him.
He knows you need him-equally as bad as he needs you. And he’s going to make you realize it tonight. He leans his face closer to your cunt, and you grab his wide shoulders for support.
“Oh look at you baby- you’ve already started to get wet.” He coos, pressing a kiss to your thigh, and then his kisses get closer to your heat, “f-fuck. You’re so fucking bad for this.” You moan out. He knows that you’re trying to reject him still even though he knows what your heart and body really want.
Him.
“I know yn.. but fuck- you’re my bad habit.” He replies before he takes one of his fingers out of your pussy and he smashes his mouth into it- his tongue starting to eat you out.
“Nghhh fuck.” You moan as he starts to tease you again with his teeth- he’s so messy right now, all sloppy as he pushes his tongue in deeper and deeper.
That’s how you like it.
His mind is in a frenzy because the noises you’re making are purely sinful- your towel gals to the ground and your back arches.
He won’t let you fall.
He will make you cum in his tongue.
“Ugh fuck..” he groans as he eagerly laps at your juices, you’re giving him so much.
And he knows you’re already going to cum.
“A-Agh fuck don’t stop- don’t fuckin stop.” You command him and grab on his locks- that arouses him anymore- you taste so fuckin good.
He can kill anyone for you.
“O-Oh fuck- baby cum on my tongue- you can do it.” He praises you- his hands on your ass as he squeezes it, you pull on his hair.
His teeth graze your clit.
“Should I fuckin bite? Since you’re so *pants* fuckin mean to me? Nah.. I love you..” he barely manages to speak because you’re suffocating him and you’re going to cum.
“You can *pants* only cum if you come back to *pants* m-me.”
BNHA- hawks, aizawa, bakugo, deku
JJK- gojo, geto, toji, sukuna
#yandere#smut#yandere jjk#yandere bnha#yandere jujutsu kaisen#yandere smut#boyfriend#boyfriend scenarios#jujutsu kaisen smut#boku no hero academia smut#yandere my hero academia#yandere gojo#yandere x reader#yandere imagines#yandere au#yancore#bnha smut#jjk smut#toji smut#hawks smut#deku smut#bakugou smut
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This is Louis XVI slander, he had a better grasp on mechanics
#his hobby was locksmithing actually#and he was pretty good at it#also I would blame the previous king for most of the mess#he couldn't really fix much and the wrong people paid for it really#neither marie nor their children deserved what they got#And Robespierre can suck my nonexistant dick
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Percy: Bad News - Annabeth locked her keys inside her house. Percy: Good News - We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Percy: Bad News - Annabeth finds it concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tries to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at eleven, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls... Percy: Good News - I think it worked cause we're married now
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