#gon-and-killuas-mother

[cyb-by-lang]

remembering that Kei cleans when stressed:

Bruce comes home one day to find Tim in the main hall with his head tilted back to stare at the high ceiling, munching on some chips as he does so. A few towels are placed on the floor, and Tim moves them with his feet every few moments to catch falling dust and chips of old paint.

Muttered curses come from above, drawing Bruce's attention.

Their most recent guest has apparently raided the cleaning supplies, judging from the bucket of spray bottles, brushes, and dusters placed on the sill of a window only reachable by the tallest of their ladders (and one determined, ladder-less Dick Grayson). Kei, with bright yellow gloves, a flowery apron Bruce knows to be Alfred's, a bandana keeping her bangs out of her face and another wrapped around her mouth and nose, has stuck herself to the ceiling (again) and wields a push broom with the same ferocity and finesse as she does a blade. Her face is pink with the blood pooling there from however long she's been upside down, and her mouth is pressed into a grimace as she tackles the years of dust and cobwebs Alfred could never quite reach.

Bruce looks to Tim, raising a single brow.

Tim shrugs with a grin. "She's a little stressed." He moves a towel just in time to catch a bundle of withered cobweb that floats down.

Bruce glances back up at Kei. "I see," he says, lips twitching. He raised his voice to her, asking, "Alfred hasn't left anything else for you to clean, has he?"

"How the hell does he do it?" Kei asks, scrubbing at a corner near a window, and Tim rushes to move a towel. "This fucking place is huge and he's one guy, but no, the rest of the manor is fucking spotless at all times. Sneaky son of a--"

"You could just ask," Tim suggests. "He wouldn't mind sharing some chores, right?"

Kei snaps her head to glare at him, and Bruce almost laughs at the idea of Alfred willingly allowing a guest to do housework. But, judging from how Kei battles the dust bunnies into submission as though bearing a personal grudge, maybe Alfred would make an exception.

Apparently satisfied with this section of the ceiling, Kei holds the broom out in a gesture before dropping it into Bruce's waiting hand.

"Does he have any wood polish?" she asks, studying the aged wooden vaults and accents. "This could do with some touching-up."

Tim exchanges a look with Bruce, his face split in a grin. "I think Alfred's gonna miss her the most."

This is one of the cutest things I've ever laid eyes upon in my inbox. Ahhh, I love it when people remember and take note of these kinds of fun character quirks, especially for comedy. And for fun character interactions.

And coincidentally, I was just talking to Beta the other day about how Wayne Manor is way too big to have only one staff member and that the Bats had better all have chore lists a mile long to help their grandpa with the house. In every continuity.

Mind if I link to this when I post the next chapter?

EDIT: Permission was granted. :)

[waitinqroom]

hey so idk if you can see everyone's individual responses from the art motif quiz but. i want you to know how jarring (and amazing) it was going from question 8 to getting the answer.

i'm the one that wrote the little ode to night owls and the sun, about spending my nights awake and creating things for the sun? (i didn't copy/paste to save it to my notes or anything and i'm a little mad but i'm gonna rewrite it anyway) i wrote that because i had just woken up at 6 pm, when the sun was already beginning to set, and i've been missing it dearly. but i've done my best to embrace the time i am awake, when everything is quieting. it feels empty sometimes, but that quiet is now a friend to me, i think?

anyway, then my answer was "dappled sunlight" and???? hello??? Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

thanks friend that was something

hello!! i get a lot of people taking that one quiz so i have not been able to see your response just yet 😭 but i am so so flattered that you left this sweet little message and those lovely words (i think they sort of read like a mary oliver poem) in my inbox. i am also glad to hear that you thought the dappled sunlight result suited you in that way…. i am so deeply serious in saying much much love to you xxx

[lilolilyr]

bruh i didn't even notice the goncharov poster until you pointed it out 😂

Just took me a moment to remember what this might be about because I never check my inbox regularly enough but I think it's this post, right?

Yeah, it's just smoll in the background so don't feel bad about not spotting it but after a week of Goncharov madness, my entire dash being gonchified, and actually writing a few fics and making manips, I just Instantly recognize any Gonch related content in the wild xD

[paintbrushfrog]

How the main 4 spend their mother's day! ❤️

[sabreurs]

i'll be having a good day and then i Remember and suddenly i'm taking psychic damage

[imsnazzysowhat]

This is all your fault Gon

Killua’s pov

Gon was such a fucking dumbass. Killua had always known that so why the hell was he so surprised?

It was just supposed to be him and Gon picking up his stuff at his parents house so he could live with Gon for the summer before college. (And maybe forever?) His plan was to just walk in, grab his shit with Gon, load it all into Gon’s beat-up truck, and stay for the night so that they wouldn’t have to drive home in the dark. However, that is not at all how it had gone and Gon was the reason.

It all started off fine, Gon had picked him up in his crappy beat up red truck. He was wearing a forest green hoodie with jeans and his hair was freshly wet from what Killua can only assume was from a shower. It was fucking hot, he had to admit, although Gon was always way more attractive than he gave himself credit for.

Gon smiled and asked Killua to get in. Shit, Killua hadn’t even noticed he had been staring at Gon. Killua hopped into the passenger seat as Gon cranked up the volume on his busted CD player. The rest of the drive was spent singing pop music from 2010 (because of course that’s the type of music Gon listens to). God, Gon is so beautiful when he sings. Granted, he’s not the best at it but damn, the way he gets so lost in the music is enough to make even the strongest men fall to their knees.

When Gon drove into the Zoldyck family's driveway, he gave Killua’s hand a reassuring squeeze before dropping it and walking out of the car. Before Killua follows out after him, he takes a deep breath before finally walking out of the car and closing not only his door but Gon's because that fucker left his door open.

Normally if he wasn’t at his parents house and fearing his life because he knows his family isn’t going to be to keen on him moving out (even though he hasn’t been home in months because his high school had dorms), Killua would tackle Gon until he closed the door himself but he was at his parents house so he just let it go.

Killua’s family was not expecting to see a smiling Gon at the front door and almost slammed the door on his face, luckily they saw Killua and reluctantly let both boys in. When Killua walked in, he saw most of his siblings playing Mario Kart as Illumi sat in the corner reading so dumb book and acting like he’s better than everyone else. What an asshole, Killua mumbled under his breath only loud enough for him and Gon to hear, Gon chuckled softly. It was one of the most beautiful sounds Killua had ever heard and he swore to himself that he would make Gon laugh like that again.

Killua had a clear plan. He was going to grab only the stuff he really cared about and take in a small bag and after staying the night, he was going to get out of there and never look back. It was so simple and so easy. Why couldn’t it have just gone right?

It was time for dinner and everyone sat at the long table in a very very tense silence, Killua could tell the quiet was really making Gon nervous and uncomfortable. Killua shot Gon with a reassuring look that didn’t go unnoticed by Illumi.

Suddenly Illumi stood up and decided this would be the perfect time to remind Killua that he would never be loved by anyone other than his family and that without family he would be unlovable to anyone. Instead of someone doing anything, the rest of his family continued to eat and ignore the whole situation. Killua could practically see Gon’s blood boil and he couldn’t remember the last time he had seen Gon so angry.

Before Killua could even continue eating, Gon shot up and angrily replied with that’s not true, only to be met with oh yes it is from Illumi. Killua knew that look on Gon, he was going to say something impulsive and frankly, it kinda amused Killua.

What happened next shocked everyone, especially Killua. Gon quickly blurted out that it couldn’t be true because he was dating Killua. Killua, mortified, yanked Gon's arm and dragged him to his room before anyone could react. Killua was completely fucked and he knew it but he was also compleatly red. "What the fuck, dude?" Killua asked in a panicked tone, he was pacing the room as Gon (who had somehow ended up on the bed) giggled softly and told him to relax because it wasn’t like he was gonna see most of the people in this house ever again so he shouldn’t worry about it.

This did not seem to make Killua feel better, it was like he couldn’t even hear Gon. Before Killua could start rambling, he felt Gon’s lips on his. Killua couldn’t breathe. What the fuck had just happened? The kiss only lasted about two seconds but it felt like a lifetime that ended too short. "What the hell was that, Gon?" Killua asked. "It was the only thing I thought of to get you out of your head," Gon responded as he rubbed the back of his neck and Killua could have sworn there was a slight hint of blush on his cheeks.

Gon’s pov

Gon really hated Killua’s family, but he especially hated when they treated his best friend like shit. He regrets nothing except the fact that it freaked Killua, out but other than that, Illumi and all the other family that sat back and said nothing could kindly choke on an egg.

Gon had been more than happy to help Killua grab his stuff from the Zoldyck family estate. He had only ever been there once when he tried to break Killua out (successfully might he add), but even though he had only met some Killua’s family once, he already hated them (and they hated him too).

They were laying on Gon’s bed talking and goofing around after school like they did everyday when Killua had asked Gon to help him move out. Gon loved Killua and would do anything for him no matter what, so of course he said yes.

Gon stopped his car in front of Killua’s dorm before texting his friend that he was there. Gon waited as his friend slowly walked to his car almost like he dreaded getting in.

When Killua opened the car door there seemed to be a slight pause. Killua stared blankly, although Gon could not tell what his friend was looking at or thinking. “Are you coming in?” Gon asked with a smirk.

Killua jumped into the car almost like he was startled from a trance. Gon mentally shrugged, chalking Killua’s strange behavior to nerves. Gon turned the volume of his radio up in hopes to try and distract Killua from his nerves. Even though Killua would never admit it Gon knew he enjoyed the 2010’s music blasting in his ear maybe even more than Gon.

Killua was wearing a baggy purple hoodie with a big middle finger in the center and black ripped jeans with a pair of gray combat boots. Gon had to stop himself from staring at Killua and focus on the road (more than once), but everytime he looked back at him, he could see Killua instantly look away from him. This didn’t shock Gon as he hummed along to firework. Killua never really liked eye contact.

As Gon drove into the driveway of his best friend's family home, he could sense Killua getting more tense. He decided to give his hand a reassuring squeeze before getting out of his car. He purposely left his door open hoping that it would spark some sort of reaction from Killua, distracting Killua and maybe making him laugh a little. Gon was a little surprised that Killua just closed his door.

Killua’s family was not expecting to see a smiling Gon at the front door and almost slammed the door on his face. Luckily, they saw Killua and reluctantly let both boys in. When Gon walked in, he saw most of his friends siblings playing Mario Kart as Illumi sat in the corner reading a dumb book and acting like he’s better than everyone else. "What an asshole," Gon heard Killua say under his breath and had to laugh. Moments like this reminded Gon of why he fell for his friend.

Gon knew Killua had a plan, since Killua had told him multiple times. Killua was going to grab the stuff he wanted and put it into a small bag. Then after staying the night, they were going to get out of there and never look back. That is not what happened.

As Gon sat down for dinner, he was drowning in the heavy tension radiating off of everyone in the room, except him and Killua. It was all starting to get on Gons nerves. Killua shot Gon a reassuring glance that was very much appreciated by Gon. It was a small gesture that reminded Gon he wasn’t alone in this unfamiliar hostile environment.

Suddenly Illumi stood up and calmly spit some BS about how Killua would never be loved by anyone other than his family. Gon wasn’t listening closely, he was too busy seething. "How dare anyone talk about Killua like that…" Gon’s blood was boiling. Gon could tell that Killua was looking at him amused, almost seeing what he would do.

Gon angrily challenged Illumi by shouting "That's not true!" Illumi, who seemed a little taken aback that anyone had responded to him, kept his cool and slyly shot back "Oh yes it is" Before Gon could even think, he stood up, and in front of everyone, he loudly proclaimed, "That's not true. I'm dating Killua. And you can all suck on an egg."(okay maybe he didn’t tell them to suck on an egg but he was thinking it).

Before Gon or anyone could react, he was yanked out of his seat and dragged by Killua to his friends room, and could have sworn he saw a slight blush on the white haired man’s face. Killua was freaking the fuck out, pacing around the room, mumbling to himself. Nothing Gon said seemed to be heard by the pacing boy, so Gon did the only thing he knew would make the other boy stop. He kissed him. The kiss seemed to last a lifetime, but ended too soon. "What the hell was that, Gon?" Killua asked. "It was the only thing I thought of to get you out of your head," Gon responded as he rubbed the back of his neck as a faint tint of blush flushed his cheeks.

ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44322784

[wingscreation]

Well. I like hxh. Still

[darlingbabyboo]

Can you guys imagine the potential of a trauma dump candy salad with the HxH characters like it's the only thing on my mind 😭

Gon: Hey it's Gon and my father left me when I was just a baby so I took up the same field as him so I could understand how he could abandon his newborn son.

Gon: And I brought the jelly beans!

Killua: What's up I'm Killua and since I was young my family trained me to be an assassin and when I finally escaped by stabbing my mother and assaulting my brother I was dragged away from my few moments of freedom by my over-controlling brother who stuck needles in my head.

Killua: And I brought some chocolate robots!

Alluka: It's Alluka! And I was closed off from my family because they feared my abilities/wanted to control me and was continually dehumanized and misgendered by them and for a good portion of my life I was separated from the only person who saw me as a person.

Alluka: And I brought some mentos!

Kurapika: Hello, I'm Kurapika and all my friends and family were slaughtered by a notorious gang who stole their eyes and sold them on the black market, now I'm empty and angry at the same time and will dedicate my life to revenge at the cost of my life.

Kurapika: And I brought sunflower seeds!

Leorio: Heyyy it's Leorio and my motivation to become a doctor comes from the fact that my childhood friend died because of a preventable disease all because he didn't have the money to afford healthcare.

Leorio: And I brought Warheads!

Kite: It's Kite and I met Ging

Everyone: We're so sorry man that's tough (╥﹏╥)

Hisoka: I wasn't invited but I came anyway~

Hisoka: I like kids :)

Everyone: *sideyes*

Hisoka: I brought my restraining order 🥹

[junesilk]

hiii just saw you were a new account and decided to drop by 🙉 loving the account btww

as for a suggestion, how about some kurapika dating head canons? thank you🫶

DATING HEADCANONS

aka: how the hxh main 4 act in a relationship!

characters: kurapika, leorio, killua, gon

gn!reader

kurapika—

The way your relationship started was a slow ordeal. And by that, I mean, it was a gradual shift from friendship to something… more.

You fell first, but he fell harder type of relationship.

It took him a while to realize that what he felt was love, but when he did, he was quick to act.

Sitting you down and having an adult conversation about how he felt was how he confessed.

He’s a soft lover, and protective of you. It can feel a little overbearing at times, but really he’s just trying to keep you safe.

Not the most physical out of the four, but he often has his hand on your waist or holding yours.

It would have been a while into your relationship when he finally relayed what had happened to him as a child, with his clan & all.

He’s very open about everything about himself to you after that. You’d ask him to tell you stories about his family, and he would gladly oblige, avoiding sensitive topics.

His hands would be combing through your hair as you laid your head on his lap, looking up at him as he quietly told you about his mother. His other hand would be tangled in yours, drawing little circles on the back of your hand.

He lives for those hushed moments with you, tangled in sheets as he memorizes the details of your face, just talking about anything and everything that comes to mind.

leorio—

He’s a very sexual lover in my opinion, so you’d have to be okay with that before being in a relationship with him.

He’d probably confess his love to you on a whim, probably when you’re least expecting it. He fell first and harder, that’s just the way he is.

Genuinely thinks you’re the most beautiful person he’s ever seen, and he treats you like it too.

Takes you on romantic, candlelit dinners at least once a month. An allotted day, in which he makes sure you’re free from work or any distractions, for the two of you to get dressed up and go out.

He’d be insistent that he needed to be in your arms in order to go to sleep. He claims he can’t sleep without you, but you’d occasionally find him with his head on his desk, glasses lazily strewn aside while soft snores leave his lips.

Loves it when you tie his tie. He knows how to do it himself, yes, this is true. But when your hands diligently and softly pull the fabric together around his neck, he falls even deeper in love with you.

Listens to jazz music. I will die on this hill. Pulls you into his arms when you’re trying to make dinner, and sways with you to the sound of the song playing in the background.

killua—

His favorite pastime is being with you, playing videos games. It doesn’t matter what, even better if it’s some low-quality game for duos. It’s endearing how competitive he gets, jokingly betting that he could finish the game so much faster than you could.

His fashion sense infects your fashion sense, and before long, you’re wearing his clothes. Loves when the two of you wear matching outfits, or even just similar styles. Out in public, at home, wherever you are.

Dates with him usually reside in arcades, malls, or wherever you like to go. He never lets you pay for anything, insisting that it’s nothing, even if the sum is well into the thousands.

Sharing earbuds with him is also one of his favorite things to do. You two have a shared playlist of all of the songs you like. After a few months, you notice how he has begun adding songs he thinks you’d like, and you had been adding songs you think he would like.

Buy him candy, and he will serve his heart to you on a platter. The first time you bought him those beloved chocolate robots he had loved so much, he seriously considered marrying you. Only to be dismayed when he realized that people his age shouldn’t be getting married.

He’s very sarcastic. You’ll have to put up with some downright sassy responses if you want to be in a relationship with him.

Prefers texting over calling if you’re long distance.

gon—

He radiates energy and loves to be doing something at all hours of the day. This can be good or bad depending on the type of person you are, as he adores going on hikes and traveling with you.

Likes it when you brush his hair. He doesn’t know what exactly about it he likes, but he finds himself leaning in to your touch when you card your fingers over his scalp.

Picnic dates for life. Just being outdoors with food and his partner, he could die of happiness.

Wears earth-toned clothing. You find yourself stealing his tank tops most often, because he always buys pure cotton clothes. They’re just comfier, he argues, and not at allll because he loves how they cling to your scent after you wear them.

Isn’t on his phone very much. You’ll text him asking what you think you should wear that day, and he might respond two days later with an answer. It’s frustrating sometimes, but being with him is like a breath of fresh air from such an online world.

Always loses at board games. No matter what game, from Monopoly to Life, he just can’t fully grasp the rules. Hey, at least that means you always win.

His body naturally runs really warm, so you’ll wake up in the mornings find all of the blankets are on the floor. You don’t really need them when you’re stuck to him like legos when you’re cuddling at night.

guys…….. two weeks turned into an entire month and a half IM SORRRYYYY. anyways i keep getting requests for singular characters and i always turn it in to requests for all four because honestly there’s not enough content out there for characters like leorio and gon and they deserve love too.

as always, likes and reblogs appreciated but not necessary!

[moretheta]

what to bring to a knife fight: hxh edition

gon: nothing but hands

killua: brings his ipod for when he gets bored

leorio: brings a knife.... and a first aid kit

kurapika:  s h o v e l

hisoka: shows up naked to throw off his opponent. 70% success rate 

illumi: at least twenty-two knives 

phantom troupe ensemble: 90% chance at least one of them is bringing betting money

chrollo in particular: brings a bible

pakunoda in particular: brings a gun

bisky: brings a gun....for YOU. to make things more fair. turn it into a teaching experience

netero: brings a nuke. 99.99% success rate.

cheadle: already called the cops on you

mizaistom: "this is the police."

pariston: brings a folder with blackmail material conversation starters!!! namely: proof of  embezzlement at your company, along with the deed to your house, the psych eval you had to take for work, a picture you drew in kindergarten, your last seven bank statements, a diary entry from your first year in high school, the jingle he wrote to remember your social security number, a voice memo of your mother begging for help as she's held hostage, and an exact marble replica of your dick. 

ging: doesn’t show.

[illubean]

HIHIHI!!! I've been following you for a while and i recently saw your toph! reader HC and I've been wondering if I could request for a katara! reader who's really good at waterbending and specialises on healing and blood bending? Could the characters be Gon, Killua, Illumi and the phantom troupe? Hope you eat well and stay healthy!!!

HXH W/ a Katara!Reader

Characters: Gon Freecs, Killua Zoldyck, Illumi Zoldyck, The Phantom Troupe Type: Headcanons, Fem!reader, Platonic

tried making this gn but then I ended up using fem labels a lot >.< also when I see "the phantom troupe" in headcannon requests im just going to write them collectively unless otherwise specified

Warnings: None

Gon Freecs

your older sister/eldest daughter syndrome is very evident around him

he probably doesn't pick up on it but everyone else sees how fiercely protective you are over him

you have a soft spot for children and Gon is literally the sweetest ever so you can't help but want to keep him safe

before the hunter exams, the only role models Gon has ever had in his live have been maternal figures (Mito and his grandma)

you end up becoming another one

which may also be part of the reason he is so respectful and kind

he's ok with your motherly nature mainly because he's very used to it and he can understand where you're coming from

he cares for you as if you guys were blood related

when he went cray in chimera ant arc you were the first person Killua and Leorio thought to call

yk because of your healing ability

you healed him the best you could before Alluka showed up

and scolded him immediately after he recovered

Killua Zoldyck

he likes someone with Toph's rebellious personality but you?

you're a total wet blanket...

your such a stickler, always trying to stop him when he's feeling mischievous

you remind him of how things were back at his estate...

you are not his mother stop acting like it

but whenever you protect him from getting seriously hurt or heal him he's reminded you have good intentions

he knows you're not trying to be manipulative and controlling but god pls loosen up

despite how distant he might present himself he can't help but grow a little emotionally attached to you

he's never had a healthy relationship with his mom...

you are the only normal motherly figure in his life

he acts like he can't stand how you fuss over him but in reality he cares for you deeply and kind of likes that you feel the need to be protective over him

Illumi Zoldyck

unlike his brother, he likes you a lot more than if you were to have Toph's personality

because you remind him of his mother

he doesn't mind your protective nature as long as you don't get in the way

your 'blood bending' technique is of great interest to him..

you are able to use it on normal days and don't have to wait for a full moon because this is my fanfic and I said so

it just happens to be at it's strongest on full moons

he probs starts keeping track of the moon cycles just to take you on missions and see you in action

with the blood bending technique you could literally stop any enemy

a very OP ability indeed....

which is why he keeps you around

you're strong and have a pretty normal personality so there's really no reason for him to dislike you

The Phantom Troupe

it's pretty 50/50 with them

and by that I mean some of them don't mind your motherly personality while others think it's annoying...

mainly Phinks and Feitan; they feel you're too bossy

but the entire troupe can agree that your nen is impressive

1) they have a healer now and 2) your blood-bending is some sort of secret weapon

you get along well with Nobunaga, bonding over your shared soft spot for children

Chrollo probs personally recruited you for your abilities seeing as he couldn't really steal them..

Machi likes having you around because now she has to stitch people up less often

when Kalluto joins, he becomes the one you're most protective over

the younger members see you as an older sibling figure

aka Shizuku(18) Kalluto(12) and Kortopi(he has no canon age as far as I know but I like to imagine he is a child rather than a small adult...)

[cyb-by-lang]

i had to do the thing again recently. the thing being, when i was telling one friend about A Ninja's Guide to Gotham (this friend has been regularly the receiver of my info dumping on this fic) ANOTHER friend asked about it, which required me to say

"Ok bear with me ... this is a Crossover Fanfic of a self-insert Naruto fanfic with the Batman Universe."

and at their baffled "what?" i say with a dramatic mysterious voice, "So it all started with a fanfic called Dreaming of Sunshine....."

this has happened on multiple occasions. i almost have a script for it at this point.

This is a story that I will hold close to my heart.

Love it.

[bwabys-scenarios]

After months of Killua making fun of Kurapika for crushing on you, he accidentally calls you “mom” in front of the group. Finally, Kurapika has SOME sort of ammo against him. It doesn’t seem to work for long though, because you laugh it off, honored that he sees you as a mother figure. And honestly, it makes Killua feel a lot better about going back to picking on Kurapika, especially after Gon accidentally calls you mom too.

“Hahah you like (name)”

“Oh, you mean your mom?”

“Nice try, that’s not gonna work anymore. Gon called her mom by accident yesterday, so it’s not THAT out of place. Plus she was happy about it.”

“You got over that quickly.”

“Yeah, too bad you can’t get over your crush as quickly as I got over the mom embarrassment”

When the group meets up to do anything fun, you’re the one that organizes it. Whether that be for a movie, a trip to the zoo, or even a vacation to the beach, you’re sending them all a list of what they need to pack and how much money they’ll need to bring to cover their tickets and food.

At least, you do that for the adults. For the kids, they stay with you so often that you have two suitcases full of their clothes and a list of the products they use.

Killua can’t stand mint tooth paste, so you buy him the bubblegum flavored kind instead. Gon is picky about what shampoo he uses, so you make sure that you get the scentless kind.

When you arrive at the beach with the boys in tow, you already LOOK like a mom. You’re carrying an umbrella and big bag full of towels and are yelling at them to put on sunscreen. Especially Killua, with his pasty ass.

He tries to run away from you, but Gon helps you catch him.

He grumbles as you cover him in sunscreen, calling Gon a traitor. As you do this, Kurapika and Leorio show up, carrying the ice chest full of drinks and fruit you’d packed before you left.

“Hello (Name). I see you’ve managed to catch Killua.”

You giggle. “With Gon’s help.”

Killua turns back, his eyes narrowing.

“Mom, don’t tell h-“

He pauses.

They all pause, everyone except you.

“Hmm? Don’t tell him what?”

Killua literally looks like a fish gasping for air, his face red and barely able to breathe.

“I-you-“

He runs off, dragging Gon behind him as they rush into the water. You can see Gon ask Killua something, the latter responding by throwing him into the depths.

Kurapika lets out a snicker, storing this information for later. “So you’re mom now?”

You shrug, standing up and pulling your dress off to reveal a two piece. His teasing is quieted when you drop your dress onto the ground and stretch.

“I’ve been called mom before, by a lot of people. It’s really not a big deal.”

You hand Kurapika the bottle of sunscreen. “You two make sure you put some on, alright sweetheart?”

You took off for the water. “I’m coming, boys, make some room!”

Kurapika could understand why he called you mom, but that doesn’t mean he would let Killua slide that easily.

As you and Leorio play 1v1 volleyball on the beach, Kurapika and Killua sit next to each other.

Killua KNOWS what Kurapika is going to say. He already knows, yet he can’t get up until you come back and reapply his sunscreen.

“I didn’t know you were a mamas boy, Killua.”

The white haired boy shoots him a glare, his cheeks pink. “Shut up.”

“Why? Am I not stating a fact?”

Killua huffs. He watches as Gon joins your team, saying Leorio was being to hard on you. He wants to join, anything to get away from Kurapika’s smug smirk.

“Missing your mom right now?”

Killua throws sand into his face. This results in the two fighting, getting your dress and towels covered in sand.

When you finish your game, you come back to see the two glaring at each other, wet sand clinging to them as they attempted to clean off the towel.

“I KNOW you two didn’t get sand on my dress.”

You stand before them, your arms crossed over your chest. Right now, you’re giving them the angry mom look, and even Kurapika feels a little scared.

“He started it mom! I didn’t e-“

Killua groaned loudly and slapped a hand over his face. He said it AGAIN.

“I’m sorry I-“

You sigh and pat his head. “Don’t be sorry, I don’t mind you calling me mom. I’m honored even.”

You smile at him and brush the sand off of your stuff.

“Let’s eat, you’re both probably just hangry!”

———————

“Hi mom!”

Gon waves at you from across the store, not even realizing what he’d called you. Killua startles next to him, grabbing his shoulder.

“Gon, you just called her mom.”

Gon slaps a hand over his mouth. “Oh.”

“I told you I don’t mind.”

You appear in front of them, the boys instantly taking the shopping bags out of your hands. “Aww, my sweet boys. I can carry them myself, you know.”

Gon shakes his head. “Aunt Mito said men shouldn’t let a lady carry stuff all by herself!”

“… they’re too heavy for you.”

You laugh and ruffle their hair. “Alright, alright. Let’s go home.”

Killua follows behind you. Home. Your house was home to him, more than the place he’d been born and raised was. You never placed expectations on him, you allowed him to be the kid he was. Although it was a bit annoying when you were too overprotective, he knew it came from a place of care, and he was okay with being babied if it was you.

You really were his mom, weren’t you?

“(Name)?”

You hum in response, peeking at Killua.

“Is… is it really okay if I… call you mom?”

“Yeah, why wouldn’t it be? You’re both basically my kids already. Especially with how much you make me worry.”

You rub your face. “Look, I’m getting wrinkles.”

The two laugh, catching up to walk on each side of you.

“Alright, alright. Sorry… mom.”

You smile and ruffle his hair. “It’s okay.”

—————

You get home and ask for them to get the groceries put up while you go to shower.

Kurapika gets home shortly after, shrugging off his coat and placing it on the coat hanger.

He looks into the kitchen to see Gon and Killua sorting through the groceries, the two sneaking a few pieces of the candy you’d bought as they did.

“Your girlfriend is in the shower.”

Kurapika takes a second to process what Killua said before snapping back. “You mean your mom?”

“Kurapika, you sh-“ Gon is interrupted by Killua crossing his arms and blowing a raspberry at Kurapika.

“She said I can call her mom if I want. But you can’t call her your girlfriend, can you?”

The two stare at him in shock. Kurapika can’t speak, his eyes and face turning red.

“You little-“

You step out of the bathroom in one of Kurapika’s shirts and a pair of shorts. “Oh, Kurapika, you’re home!”

You run up to him and give him a big hug, placing a kiss on his cheek. “Did your mission go well?”

Kurapika was already reeling from Killua’s words, and now he was the brightest shade of red he’d ever been. Did you just… kiss his cheek? His cheek? HIS? And you’re… wearing his shirt. Oh god.

“I-um it’s-“

Killua snickers from his seat on the counter. “Who’s the mamas boy now?”

The two start fighting, you confused.

“What does he mean by that?”

Gon shrugs. “Dunno. You should probably just let them fight it out though.”

You pout, but he’s probably right. If you stepped in, they’d just be passively aggressive to each other all night, and you didn’t want that.

“If you two are going to fight at least do it outside, I have breakable knickknacks.”

[hellodaydream1111111111111111]

More HxH headcanons!

Leorio has had a mullet.

Hisoka shows up at illumi's window frequently.

Mike sheds his summer coat all at once but he still loses a lot of fluff, Illumi uses so many lint rollers it's insane.

Killua and the gang buy random phone numbers on Craigslist to bully Illumi and whenever he gets these texts, he kicks his feet like a little girl.

Silva told all the other Zoldycks not to buy Killua a birthday present so he could seem like the best dad ever and comfort his son when the rest of the family “forgot”

Kikyo is a flat earther.

Hisoka finds Illumi’s hair everywhere in his apartment.

Hisoka is actually a natural ginger but he covers up his freckles with texture surprise and dyes his hair.

Milluki hates Killua because in his eyes his brother took everything from Illumi (he did but it wasn't his fault) and he knows Illumi won't hate him so he feels like he has to do it for him.

Milluki is always worried about Illumi because well... He's Illumi.

Milluki and Illumi flip each other off if they pass by each other in the hallway.

Chrollo spams Illumi with texts equivalent to “Quit your job, join my emo band”

Whenever Illumi returns from an especially long mission, Kikyo picks him up when she hugs him.

Zeno gave up his role as head to Silva on the condition he got a say in what happened to Killua, he doesn't care about any of the other kids and won't do anything about Silva being a terrible human being as long as it doesn't affect Killua.

Illumi talks about his siblings so much (Especially Killua but that was implied) that sometimes Hisoka feels like he’s dating a single mom.

Illumi loves his mother but secretly feels that he would be a better fit as Killua’s mother despite being a man.

Zeno constantly makes fun of Silva for letting Kikyo dress their sons up as little girls and “Giving in to his woman”

Since the Zoldycks are immune to poisons, Kikyo wears dresses in authentic scheele’s green and to build up tolerance the Zoldycks would give their children toys painted with it.

When Killua was little, Illumi used to just sit on his bed and watch sleep all night; gently stroking his hair every now and then.

Kikyo is manic, she hurts her children and then cries about them being hurt while bandaging them up.

Kikyo’s mood changes rapidly, with Illumi she is jealous of him and berates him half the time and is the most supportive mother the other half.

Not really a headcanon but if Illumi can sharpen his nails like Killua, which I assume he can, I feel bad for Hisoka though he probably enjoys it.

Illumi can crack all his joints and it freaks Milluki out.

The Zoldyck siblings are mad creative with insults.

Kalluto has 3 dads and none of them are Silva (Chrollo, Phinks and Illumi)

Illumi is very nitpicky once he comes out of his shell.

Hisoka and Illumi have specialty weapons that are a lot higher quality for when they eventually fight each other.

One time Illumi was in a really good mood and got way too excited to see Mike, the giant beast had lipstick stains all over him.

Illumi tried to summon a demon because Hisoka told him he needed a hobby and he wasn’t sure what to do, Chrollo happily volunteered as the sacrifice.

Illumi enjoys embarrassing his siblings.

The phantom troupe members always ruffle Kalluto’s hair when they walk by him.

Hisoka blasts music while getting ready and Illumi smashes dishes to drown out the sound because he thinks Hisoka’s music is trashy.

Illumi has all of his siblings baby teeth in a jar on his nightstand.

One time Gon tried to make his own orange juice but he added salt instead of sugar to it and cried.

Kalluto knows fan language and uses it on Zushi who is absolutely oblivious.

Illumi organizes when he’s stressed but eventually he runs out of things to organize som he goes into Milluki’s room and cleans. Milluki used to get pissed but now he’s found out that he can pretend he did it an only gets slightly annoyed.

Kalluto and Illumi have a long standing game where Kalluto will try to land a hit on Illumi as he goes about his day to day, he’s only be successful four times and usually ends up getting held upside down by his feet.

Hisoka actually has a lot more aura than it seems, he just uses a lot of it on bungee gum to keep his ridiculous outfits in the right places.

Illumi throws pins around his room when he’s bored but it drives Milluki nuts because they share a wall.

[hinakazino]

Marriage || Killua/Reader

summary: killua and you are finally joined in holy communion, but he feels that it's not enough. he still has one last thing he has to do to make sure you don't run from him. (Killua is aged up here, he is an adult, 18+! This is part 2! For "Love?")

warning: yandere themes, forced relationship (?), gaslighting (from killua & towards yourself), forced marriage, toxic family (zoldycks are a warning), manipulation, forced/tricked pregnancy, toxic stuff everywhere.

The following day you had woken up as usual, but you were accompanied with a heavy weight on your shoulders. You softly jolted as you felt the bed dip beside you as Killua had arose in bed, softly wrapping his arms around your waist.

He gently leaned against you, his face squishing into yours as he snuggled with you. "Today's that day," he said, with a bright smile. Yeah, it is, you thought nervously, the previous nights event still vividly in your mind.

Killua didn't say much as he saw the smile painted on your face and got up, "we gotta get ready!" he said cheerily giving you a kiss on the cheek before getting up from bed. It was almost like old times you thought, almost like the Killua I knew.

The day went on normally, except there was clearly a more livelier feel to the halls of the Zoldyck mansion. Which although shouldn't be a big deal, was, because the Zoldyck's rarely had guests. Also, because they were a family of assassins meaning they had strict privacy standards.

Truthfully, the festive mood had begun yesterday, it was in full swing now. With guests already pouring in just before lunch time. Many of these guests were family members of Zoldyck servants, Killua's mothers family, his fathers family, and of course, Gon, Kurapika, Leorio, and, you couldn't believe it but Hisoka too?

Clearly they've been expecting a wedding for quite some time, you thought. Honestly it wasn't a surprise, after all Killua's father didn't care to hide his birthing agenda for you. It made you wonder whether anyone in this family actually saw you in a normal light.

Before you could even say a word to the guests though, you were ushered by maids into a room. A wedding dress and veil had been chosen by you a week ago, the one you were now currently dressed into. The wedding was to be quick, that much was obvious.

In around an hour you were ready to walk down the aisle, with none other than Killua's brother, Illumi. Illumi hadn't said anything, he just looked at you with an endearing smile and helped by brushing some of your hair behind your ear.

The large wooden doors were parted by servants to reveal a beautiful scenery outside. A beautiful floral stone decorated floor, filled with guests. There were many white clothed tables with food, gifts were already piled on one end of the area, and everything was all surrounded by the Zoldyck's lovely garden now decorated with ribbons, flowers, and stars.

You walked with Illumi down the soft creamy white carpet sprinkled with petals by Alluka, your chosen flower girl. You smiled as this was a celebratory occasion, albeit the pressure and the feeling of being trapped.

The wedding still turned out amazing. As when you had finally approached Killua he was already crying. It made your heart flutter, this was the man I love, you smiled at the thought, giggling slightly.

The hired priest went on and on for what felt like forever, while saying your vows your mind was in a haze. Killua could tell from your eyes how your mind had seemingly drifted off. Only to snap back into focus when Gon came holding the rings.

Killua trusted Gon with two roles that night, right hand man and ring bearer. He saw no other person quite as fit. Soon Killua grabbed your hand, softly slipping on the ring as you did the same.

The wedding was sealed with a kiss between you two, as you broke away and stared at Killua you couldn't help feeling joy. Maybe things were rushed but you genuinely loved him, you thought. You watched as Killua was hugged by Gon tightly, and as they both laughed.

The wedding went on fairly normal, music was played and a dance floor was set. Cake was served and champagne popped. You were introduced to many guests by Killuas father and you didn't fail to notice how he called you his daughter-in-law. It was quite heart warming seeing the whole Zoldyck family seem so ordinary.

Last on the agenda was a big feast, as you sat next to Killua with his family and later his friends. There was a lot on the menu with curry, to sushi, to baked goods, and drinks that were clearly all of high quality. It felt great to down one of your favorite drinks Killua passed to you, the Zoldyck's do consider my requests they're amazing, you thought in a frenzy to yourself.

As the wedding night came to a close guests were ushered off Zoldyck property. All the Zoldycks came to show them off. Killua had given Gon, Kurapika, and Leorio hugs as they smiled wishing him the best of luck. You thanked many of the guests who left through the large doors out front, taking care to show appreciation and waved Gon and the others away. The night had gone from festive to calm, which was a surprising mood for you as often the zoldyck family was quite serious. Especially when all in the same room, tension could be high and only small talk would be made. Today was clearly different as with a bright smile Silva Zoldyck had wished you both the most splendid tonight.

After taking his wife's hand as she giggled at his romantic gesture. Your in-laws left following soon, with Alluka giving you one last hug and Illumi giving Killua one small nod that you caught in the corner of your eye. Don't know what that's about, you thought.

You and Killua retired to your rooms soon after, changed and got comfortable. You just hopped onto your shared bed exhausted, stretching your arms out and yawning. "Great day yeah?" Killua asked, laying down beside you with a smile. You smiled back, nodding, "it was a wonderful day," you replied cupping his face with one hand, turning to fully face him. You took your time examining his face, those pretty white locks framed him so beautifully. The gentle shining in his sea blue eyes, and his little curve of a smile as your thumb brushed his bottom lip.

The night proceeded to be a blur, you remember initiating the kiss, your lips pressing against his as you both began to melt into one another. Then, you began to feel yourself grow semi-conscious. You felt yourself filled with pleasure, sounds falling from your lips as you chanted his name over and over. Your hands tightly wound the sheets beneath you but just as much let go to relax as your eye lids grew heavy for a moment before becoming aware again of the heat surrounding your body. Killua was above you, his hair now messy, kissing you and whispering how much he loved you, that this would be ideal for the future.

Then you found yourself wide awake the next day, you weren't alarmed no. It was a lovely night, it's a shame I can't remember well, you thought. As the soreness began to hit you and you noticed how you still had some bruises from your love making session.

You felt like you'd finally gained peace, that nothing could be better than this moment. It was just right, but you hadn't really thought it through fully. It was all very suspicious, you just let it all fly under your brain because the night was going so positively well.

What you hadn't realized was what Killua's words truly meant, that he had planned everything previously, and that all Zoldyck's knew about it. No, you didn't connect the dots, it didn't even cross your mind until a month later when your period was much later than usual. When you were standing in the bathroom, in a state of shock as everything crashed down on you. Realization hit you like a brick, you were pregnant, but how? You'd took every precaution so far, and-- oh, but did you during that night when you weren't fully aware of what it was you were doing?

There was only one explanation, your first night with him. Everything began to fall into place, and you felt a shiver run down your spine as Killua knocked on the bathroom door. "Hmm? Y/n is something wrong? Open up! Come on!!" The drink. The nod. The bed. Talking about your boundaries. Everything you'd planned out for that night you'd forgotten about. Shaken by the previous night to your wedding, and you being unable to execute your rights the night of your wedding. It couldn't just be purely coincidence. It all fell into place as when you turned the door knob and revealed the test to Killua. He did not looked shocked at all, rather happily relieved and slightly sinister as he gave you as kiss. "This is going to be awesome! Don't worry y/n, I'll take care of you forever!" Killua said, his eyes glimmering albeit holding your now shaking hands.

Forgive me for taking so long. :,)

© 2023 by Hinakazino, do not translate/edit/claim or use my work in any form.

[kiame-sama]

Hello! I love your “28 years” series in your blog! Is it alright for me to ask for head cannons about the reader’s reaction when she found out about what happened to Killua?(Like Illumi making him fail the hunter exam, and being in isolation) Thank you! (/^▽^)/

- She knows Silva does torture training with the kids, but she is furious and appalled to know her son was put in isolation and needlessly whipped. That is not torture training, that is flat out pointless abuse. (She thinks torture training is abuse as well, but this crossed beyond every other line too). Of course, she only learns all of this after Killua leaves with Gon, and boy howdy is there zero rest for anyone.

- It starts with her refusing to play videogames with Milluki- as they can often play games remotely together- because of Milluki's behavior towards Killua while he was in isolation. The fact his mother refuses to play videogames with him actually bothers him and he knows no amount of demanding or pleading with his father will help him. Silva already doesn't like the fact that she can play games remotely yet still multiplay with Milluki, so he sure as hell isn't going to make his darling wife continue playing games with Milluki if she doesn't want to.

- Illumi is next on the chopping block and when I say he cannot handle his mother yelling at him, I mean it. Illumi adores his mother and will do anything for her, so when she raises her voice at him for intentionally making Killua fail, he is going to react as if his world is falling apart. The last thing Illumi wants is to upset his mother, so her harsh words and anger with him will burn like a branding iron would to someone without torture training.

- The only person who could ever make both Illumi and Milluki apologize to Killua, it is their mother. Silva avoids blame in this regard because he didn't tell Milluki or Illumi to act against Killua, and he is thrilled that his wife is angry with the two attention-stealing offspring because it means more focus is on him. He is already receiving extra affection because he let her say goodbye to Killua and talk to Gon. The added fact that she is angry with her sons just makes it even sweeter to Silva.