#golf rambles

[ihaveagolf]

pierre gives me genderfluid vibes but no no not like that… like…i see the flag and it reminds me of pierre, and i look at pierre and he’s giving genderfluid flag vibes u know what i mean

[tojisun]

hey what if golf dilf price met you at the club itself.

you're there as a bev cart girl and his friends were all like, "ah yes, the drinks here aren't really that good but there's that one sweet darling that makes them all so special which is why we keep buying them."

and john isn't like that. yeah he's old and divorced, and he's loaded as hell because he's got conglomerates and empires, but he's never been interested with women like that, especially those decades younger than him.

but then you came with your little cart and then john saw you in your pink and white cart uniform, and he realized he's just as bad as his friends.

so sure, whatever, give them six whiteclaws but—can you stay just a tad longer, sweetheart? can you give us a twirl? want to learn how to play?

[crazyforclones]

I am so ill over Mario and Peach

Continue reading to listen to me absolutely lose my mind over these goobers

Establishing character:

I just adore Mario and Peach so much. And before I get those funny people always like “oh Mario hates peach,” or “peach never “gives” Mario anything for saving her! He probably only does it to get something from her-“ Ima need yall to shut your trap ok 👹

First of all, Nintendo, especially with Mario characters, had no idea how to characterize their characters in the beginning. Peach changes in almost every single different medium. Take the old Nintendo power (I think) comic called the “super Mario adventures.” in which Peach is a lot more outgoing, strong, sassy, and a literal general.

Not saying this is a bad rendition of peach I actually like it! But I use it as an example of how these characters have changed over the years. And also, often times in games or stories like these where they focus more on the characters than gameplay, we see a more accurate and fleshed out character. Which is why in some other Mario games, characters often say things that might seem rude or out of character but is put there for comedy. (Nintendo obsession with making fun of Luigi in every rpg game is an example 💀). And the same goes for Mario, he’s changed a lot. But I feel in the current renditions of the characters, they have a much more stable idea of their character.

Also another cute picture from the comic-(sorry quality poopy I took it from mine)

This is peach dreaming about marrying Mario btw.

Mario’s character:

From what we see now, Mario is just an average blue collar man in his late twenty’s who is quite short and also plump. Despite this he is still THE most brave, athletic, talented, determined, occasionally hot headed, and an overall idol to the entire mushroom kingdom. He is often labeled as THE Mario. And people also express their surprised when they actually see what he looks like 💀. But the reason I bring this up is Mario is quite literally just some guy. He’s some guy who entered this foreign kingdom, heard there was a Princess in trouble, and as a New York Italien blue collar worker he could’ve easily just went on with his day or ignored these random peoples pleas, but instead, he immediately decides he will travel multiple worlds so he can save this princess and help the kingdom (also cause the game needed a incentive but still-). From the get go mario was ready to help people. He helps them not expecting anything in return, but because he has a good sense of Justice. There’s hundreds of side quests you can do with Mario, sometimes they’re ridiculous. But you know what? Mario will do it. Because he likes helping people. Because he’s a role model. And because he’s just a good guy.

Mario and Peach as a couple:

Most of the time, people who criticize or make fun of their relationship are often doing it as a joke which is fine, but this is for the people who genuinely think Peach is a jerk for not giving Mario “more” for what he does.

People often say “Mario has saved her so many times and all he gets is a kiss on the cheek!”

Now despite the fact Peach doesn’t owe Mario anything just because he saved her, I can see why people might be upset over this. However, like I said before, Mario does things not expecting rewards, but just because it’s the right thing to do and he has a duty.

People forget one dire things when it comes to love like this:

Love can be shown in many different ways

Peach kissing Mario in the cheek wasn’t proof that they were in love or together. I’d argue they weren’t really at all in the beginning. Except maybe a slight crush. A kiss on the cheek is often just a gesture of gratitude. Peach usually kissed anyone who saved her. It’s just her way of saying thank you.

What really shows that Mario and peach love one another is how they interact. The things they say and do. They don’t need to kiss to prove they’re in love, it’s simply implied with how they interact with one another. Whether it’s small gestures like holding one’s hand before a big game, or something such as trusting the other person to give you a boost so you can save your partners rabbid version of themselves from an evil space fish.

Or! It can be something more direct, like peach literally looking Mario in the eyes and saying this:

Or when she is scared but assured herself she will be ok as long as she has Mario!

It’s these little things that speak larger than words. Mario and peach simply have a relationship that is there but doesn’t need to be forced down your throats to convince you that they’re in love. They simply are. And their love is shown in many ways. Love comes in all shapes and sizes, and so does Mario and Peach!

Now have Mario dancing like a middle aged dad snapping his little fingers to make Peach laugh :)

[chronicowboy]

buck and eddie are ❌NOT❌ golfers, they're the least golfy men i have ever laid eyes upon - this is an issue i am incredibly passionate about and have been since 6x17 love is in the air, do not try to change my mind, it won't work. however, there is a way they could fix both of these issues in one fell swoop. so. buck goes golfing with gerard as part of the 118's meticulously hatched plan to get him not only out of their station but the lafd for good. buck is the obvious candidate, he's a cis white man who, in gerard's head, is half straight and that's all they've really got to work with. the problem? buck is truly and terrifically terrible at golf. clearly he'll need some tutoring in order for their plan to work. and buck's like "hey, eddie, you golf right?" so cut to the driving range, a cheesy sports film montage of eddie demonstrating how to swing and buck failing miserably, he looks a little flushed and maybe a bit distracted - wonder what that's about. anyway, sun begins to fade, we're going real campy humour, we break out of the montage and eddie goes to get another basketful of balls for buck to hit. he watches buck practice his swing and shakes his head. "alright, cowboy, this clearly isn't working". no shit. "maybe you should just go instead, show up with your half swedish side". eddie's not giving up though. he gets a little flushed and awkward and shuffles up to buck, scratching at the back of his neck. "it, uh, might be, um, easier? if i could... could i, you know, put my arms around you?" buck's mouth drops open in a little o, he doesn't say anything as he turns pink as the sunset behind them. "sorry, i made it weird, didn't i? forget-" "NO!" buck winces a little at his outburst. "i mean, uh, no, y-you didn't make it weird, that might actually work" so with the face of a man about to be sent off to war, eddie positions himself behind buck and wraps his arms around him, adjusts his grip on the club and leads buck through the motions of a good swing. everything's suddenly very tense and taut. they hit the ball, it's worse than any of buck's previous hits. it lands in the netting and only just rolls over the edge. there's an "ow - what the hell" from below. they freeze, buck begins to shake with silent laughter, eddie cracks slowly, then they're both giggling, trying and failing to muffle it, eddie buries his face in buck's shoulder and laughs, buck suddenly goes quiet, but he's still smiling. "if i knew all i had to do to make you laugh was be piss poor at golf, i'd have tried this the day after chris-" "hey, at least you haven't broken my ankle yet" "it was just a sprain" buck mumbles, eddie grins. "let's try again" they swing together once more, the ball goes soaring. buck whoops and does a dorky little victory dance and eddie looks at him, bathed in the light of the sunset, and oh, he's the most beautiful thing eddie's ever seen. buck runs back over "eddie, we've gotta go again, c'mon, c'mon" eddie breaks out of his trance "yeah, gotta learn to do it by yourself. i don't think gerard would appreciate you showing up with me on your back like a koala" and scene.

[fryday]

the heart eyes howell japhan photo plus “it hits different” combo is a strategic attack on our delicate phannie sensitivities

[shinobicyrus]

Liberals aren't freaking out because Biden had one bad debate performance. They're freaking out because the writing has been on the wall for years and meaningful discussion & concerns have been staved off by an aggressive enforcement of the party line by Democratic leadership, public assurances from White House officials, and glowing anecdotes from media allies about a "sharp" President Biden who exists behind closed doors, just trust us. If you tried to voice valid concerns about Biden's age, criticized his policies, or his stubborn support of Israel despite its egregious and endless war crimes, you were accused of "handing" the election to Trump.

But after the country watched that 90 minute travesty (or talked to people who did, or watched clips of it online), those years of suppressed and buried concerns have burst free all at once like a broken damn, because they were never properly addressed.

Now, there's calls for him to resign his candidacy. There's talk of an open convention. There's murmurs that maybe the reason why party officials agreed to such an early debate was so if it went disastrously bad (as they might have suspected, knowing the truth), they might have time to change course.

In less than 90 minutes, Joe Biden single-handedly flipped the status quo from "libs so terrified of Trump that they'd vote for Biden no matter what" to "libs so terrified of Trump they can't afford to support Biden."

Good.

[jesncin]

seeing all these white writers try to write an Asian Lois is like watching a golf match and they're all maxing out their strokes and never getting in the hole. Then Sarah Kuhn walks on the field and gets a hole in one on her first try.

[monsoon-of-art]

I kinda hope we get info for Alola.....I always felt like the story and ideas went through a lot of changes and development and I'd love to see if that was true

[citricacidprince]

I am none of those things in your dni? But being violent is really gross dude. Just say DNI . Like ew. Brother Ewww.

[suburbanbonfire]

sometimes when i have to google the roster i like to see what terrible pics theyve used

written captions below the cut if you cannot read my scratch

Dunn: glamour shot Montour: regular headshot Beniers: regular headshot Wright: Evil Vizier Tanev: (ghost) headshot Eberle: the kind of 'not the best' photo Wikipedia would pick McCann: regular headshot Grubie: clear bias from whoever picks these (most charming photo) Stephenson: THE PIC HAS A CLEAR WATERMARK OVER IT Daccord: regular headshot Burakovsky: Napoleon Dynamite

[simpalert]

Day 2-fav ship

Had to do tengolf

Also did a edit

This objectober is by @apandainoveralls

[ihaveagolf]

i want— no i NEED the season to start i miss my phone being full of pictures of charles constantly, i cannot go another month like this, my weekends have no use without f1 i have no use when these little fruity disasters don’t vroom vroom their cars around in those fvcking oddLy shApEd CircLeS bYE—

[dearreaders-things]

by golly are they putting that man in Situations. and i'll be damned if i'm not going to watch all of them

[yveltalreal]

Melt down every golf club in Alola and use the material for better things!

WHO'S WITH ME?

personally i feel the issue isnt the clubs and more the fact that golf courses themself are incredibly large areas of perfectly maingained open space where very few native flora and fauna can actually thrive that take an unreasonable amount of water to maintain, while only really being usable to peopl3 with not only a lot of money but that also enjoy golf. the clubs can have actual uses outside of the worlds worst sport such as for mini golf (the worlds best sport) or perhaps as a back scratcher. like if you want to play soccer you get a ball thats okay for kicking, walk outside, and decide what the nets are. for golf you need a huge amount of space and to pay a good amount of money every time you actually want to play actual golf and not one of those mini putter things you get for kids.

i like golf its actually somewhat fun to play with friends and family and stuff that being said the amount of fucking space and resources it takes up is not fucking worth it.

[p4rty4nim4l]

I just had a dream where I was at a veterinarian hospital and for some reason Four was there and the guy who was preforming surgery on the animals was a dentist and he was fighting with Four and Four was like killing everyone and he was saying that you have to kill people in certain ways for it to taste good or something and then there were some object show characters and some little objects there too there was a stick of butter and gold ball bfdi and then butter wanted to be friends with four oh puffball was there too and four and puffball because friends it was actually kinda cute and butter also became friends with four and then they did the gelatin and lollipop little foot thing from the dance they did and then uhh four went on a rampage again also the video was uploaded to YouTube it was called “(something I can’t remember) for kids” and it had four doing his zappies in the thumbnail. Wonderful Dream. Oh and one more thing my uncle for some reason worked with the dentist and they were taking care of a pregnant hamster and they said when it gives birth it will start pissing out from its nipples

[therealmaquaroonie]

im gonna fucking scream HELL YEAHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH