#gods will be wathing

[tequi1a-sunset]

Visual novel tier-list

[dewgongs]

pop!

[perilegs]

I wish I could like inquisition bc it's technically a good game and I would love it if it was just a standalone game that had nothing to do with dragon age, but it just doesn't feel like a dragon age game to me.

[chintzwife]

the amount of media i have consumed in one week of being sick . . . . i am horrifying myself thinking about it

[helssent]

ohg y god i have to make a fukicng story for my ELA class this week and my. rbain wont wshut. up.

its just circling this imag e in y brain and saying

""you could tooootally make this about tmc, you wanna make this about tmc sooooo badly, you wanna write a stupid hero story about tmc ooooooo, make this about tmc you pathetic brainrotting fuck"

[achingly-shy]

IS THAT A GODDAMN FUCKING PURRGIL

[kikis-writing-world]

Eddie Munson would end up biting his own tongue after insisting it was totally safe to go down on you with the cheap, plastic vampire teeth in. (they're plastic but if they have a sharp edge or if you chomp down by accident it can hurt)

"I promtih nothing ith gonna go wrong- It'th fine! Thee? It'th thexy!"

~Later~ "That wath tho hot." "I thought you took those stupid teeth out. Why are you still lisping?" "I bit my tong-e like a thon of a bitth. Ith it b-eeding?" "EDDIE! Oh my GOD, I told you-" "Tho worth it."

[sillygh0st]

GUYS GUYS

Pac and MIKE DISCOREVED A WAY TO BREAK PROTECTED BLOCKS!! AND NOW WE NOW THAT TGE FEDERATION IS WATHING THE PLAYERS ALL THE TIME GOD???? THEY ARE CRAZY

[florawsworld]

Halloween tradition

Per-apocalypse! Negan x reader

Summary: watching a scary movie with your boyfriend turns into something else.

Warnings: NSFW, 18+,jerking off.

The doorbell rang and you opened the door, there were children dressed up in front of the door. "Trick or treat" the children shouted in unison "You look all so cute dressed up" you gave every child a handful of candy

The children walked away happy with the candy they had received.

You closed the door behind you and walked into the kitchen where Negan was preparing snacks for movie night.

You didn't do much together on Halloween, just one tradition and that was watching a horror movie.

"How are the snacks going?" you ask as you stand next to him at the kitchen island."I'm almost done, I just have to put the popcorn in the microwave" Negan answers when he has some drinks ready.

"I'll take this to the living room." You grab two glasses of drinks and just as you turn around to go to the living room, Negan slaps you on the ass. You jump up a bit and smile and walk to the living room.

Negan walks over with a bowl of popcorn and sets it on the coffee table. He sits down on the couch. The living room is lit with candles and Halloween decorations.

He looks at your ass as you stand over looking for a movie "can you find it"

"Yes! I have one" you are holding a DVD of scream.

"Honey, we watch that every year" he grabs some popcorn and puts some in his mouth.

"Yes, I know, but that's exactly why we have to watch it because it's tradition." You put the DVD in the DVD player and sit next to Negan.

“You and your traditions” he grins and puts an arm around you.

When the movie is all in progress. You get scared at a scene.negan pulls you into his chest to protect you."just try to relax baby just focus on me" you press your head in his chest.

"Is the scene over?" He glance at you rubbing your back as the scene finishes."oh yeah it is over god dam that was scary, i almost jumped meself". He says this with a chuckle,trying to clam you.

You keep your head to his chest and wath the movie agian. As you keep watching you get scared again." Jesus christ baby do they really keep scary you like this?" He say this laughing to get your mind off the scene.

"Dont laugh at me" you say in a playfull tone." I cant help it you scare so goddame easy. You have scine this movie so many times. it hard to not make fun off you" he says while pocking you a little in your arm.

You push him playfully he chuckles as you push him back.

"Oh so now your a little toughie huh?he says this with a laugh pushing you back aswell.

" You know what means y/n now we gotta werstle! I'II show you show whose boss around here.

You laugh and dare him "show me "

"Oh i most certainly will baby!"he gets of the couch and grabs you by the waist and throws you over his shoulder. "Just so you know baby it's about to get rough.

He starts to run around the room with you over his shoulder and start play wrestling tosling you back on the couch stoftly and laying next to you laughing.

You laugh as well "now it is my turn"You climb on top of him and press your lips against his. You kiss him aggressively. His arms wrapping around you kiss more aggressively

"I see it all, you want to show me how rough you can be" you nod and pull your t-shirt over your head and throw it aside. He wants to take off your bra but you push him back "not yet, you have to be patient" he also takes off his t-shirt and you undo his belt "it's my turn first"

You pull his pants down to his ankles you see his length hard in his boxers you lean forward and pull off his boxers with your teeth. Negan looks at you in admiration no matter how long you have been together he has never seen you like this

Once his boxers are off, you take his length in your hand and stroking him. He groaned with every movement of his hand. After a moment you stop and take off your bra, crawling over him. Negan takes your breast in his mouth licking your hard nipple.

He rolls you under him and pulls your pants and panties out of your waist in one go. He moves his hands over your body and licks every part of you.

You feel the tip of his length touching your entrance you whisper in his ear "i need you inside of me" he smirks and brings his big cock inch by inch onside you until he fills you completely.

You moan digging your nails in his back "your so big negan" you moan out. " i know baby" he thrust inside you hard and rough. Kissing you jawling. You wrap your legs around his waist meeting him in place the tip of cock hitting your g spot.

You move your fingers to your clit rubbing to get you closer ro your orgasm. Negan moves your fingers away. " i want to make you cum" he touch your clit.

"negan im gonna a cum"you moan loud" yes baby cum over my cock.

Negan! You moan his name as your orgasm feels your body. He buries his face in your neck. He groans in your ear and cums deep inside you. You feel his cum feel your walks.

He pulls out of you and laysdown pulling you over to him putting your head on his chest.

"We should make this a Halloween tradtion" he says out of breath.

[icharchivist]

th.the jump SQ previews. ICha. ICHA.

We're. We're in past Laven territory. ICha hold me I'm losing my SHIT. With this being Nea cover volume too!!! Past Lavenea is a stupidly high possibility right now, assuming Lavi as a name is not fakeout and given how it's very unlikely to be Cross, unless Hoshino pulls a got you with it being him anyway, we are in. We are in past Laven(ea) territory. what the fuck. wath the fukc

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

OH MY GOD????

WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT TH FUCK??????

We never believed him to be Cross so that's cool but WTF???

tho remember they mentioned "Lavi" is the name of the records of this specific war. Is /it/ Lavi or is it just because the two Bookmen were recording this specific war after all?

BUT EITHER WAY THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT WHY THE FUCK IS HE NAMED LAVI

glad to see Lavi is joining Allen on "there's going to be multiple characters sharing my name on the wiki now"

ALSO E'S GORGEOUS WHAT THE HELLLLLLL GHAAAAAAAA

we're so fucked what the fuck. what THE FUCK

[rodolfoparras]

My god. Do you just log in to tumblr with one hand or something why are you so horny😭

Sguar wath in teh wlord woudl maek yuo thikn thta ����

[dont-f-with-moogles]

hello 💫 drunk bestie ✨

prompt:

"you should see the other guy" (/girl/person/titan/whatever)

ship: soukoku or levihan

and i'll leave the vibe up to you (though i'd be partial to some angst bc you're so good at it, but really whatever you feel like). can't wait to see what you come up with! 😘

A Crack of Thunder Characters: Dazai & Chuuya Soukoking; Sigma (Meursault sillies!)

A blurred cacophony of sounds reached Sigma’s ears before he could distinguish the source… there were voices arguing - remotely - obscured as though their enraged tones were reaching him underwater. Then, a distant crack of thunder…

Sigma’s head fell forward; he was caught between sleep and wakefulness. His tongue lay parched and heavy. As he attempted to move it, he took the coating off the roof of his mouth.

“Mmm…” he managed groggily, opening an aching eyelid. The effort was akin to rousing himself from what felt like a month’s worth of sleep. When Sigma finally did open his eyes, a small, white-walled room swam before him. And, standing in front of him was a man of a rather small stature with a shock of red hair beneath his black, pillbox hat.

“…tho… finally awake, theeping beauty?”

“Uh… sorry?” Sigma managed. The man let out a little huff of irritation.

“I thaid are you awake now-” Chuuya shook his head. “…know what? Never mind. We need to thake a leg…”

“…we need to what?” Sigma tilted his head, his white and lilac hair drifting over his hunched shoulder as he processed this unexpected interaction. “If… if you don’t mind me saying, your pronunciation is a little…”

“Thut it,” Chuuya seethed at him. “Think I don’t know that, you walking thcoop of ithe cream?”

Chuuya tried to still the trembling of his fists. Sensing a need to divert the conversation, Sigma decided to change tack.

“Is Dazai-”

“Thon of a bitch,” came Chuuya’s retort; his immediate response to the mention of his old partner’s name had become as instinctive as breathing. In answer to Sigma’s questioning gaze, Chuuya lifted his top lip with a gloved finger.

“Bathard thaid he had a quick way to get my fangth out…” he growled, “…uthed a motherfuckin wrench.”

Sigma inched closer, appalled to see the gap where Chuuya’s incisor had once been.

“Oh shit… I… I’m sure he was just trying to help…” the former casino manager fumbled, “…does it hurt?”

His new companion scowled.

“Yeah right. You thould thee the other guy.”

Wobbling as he climbed to his feet, Sigma peered over Chuuya’s shoulder. A pool of dark blood was spreading rapidly across the floor and, lying with his head submerged in it was…

“Dazai!” Sigma cried, turning his widened eyes to the man’s ex partner. Chuuya uttered a derisive snort.

“…tho what if I thot him in the head?” He laid a gloved hand upon his hip. “You think that wath wrong?”

Sigma, who had pressed his trembling fingers over his mouth, slowly began to lower them. He couldn’t believe that someone could speak so casually about such a brutal act of violence against an ally. Unless…

“Wait… you’re the gravity manipulator aren’t you?”

The casino manager’s legs gave way beneath him, forcing him to sink down on his seat once more. He heaved a great sigh as his shoulders relaxed…

“…thank God. You must’ve stopped the bullet before it went through his skull, right?” he laughed shakily. Chuuya glanced back at Dazai’s body, lying prostrate on the ground, before he quickly looked away.

“Uh… thure I did…”

A dark smile crossed Chuuya’s face, revealing the gap in his teeth once more.

Bonus:

“Anyway, at leathe he died doing what he loved…” Chuuya pronounced with feigned solemnity as he stowed his gun away.

“W-what?” Sigma gasped, appalled.

Chuuya shrugged.

“Dying.”

👉 Drunk Drabbles?

[paradoxbeta]

You like S.C.P's ?! Wath is your favorite ? (mine is scp 3008, it is pretty basic, I also like 3553(i think it is this one, the bottle of milk that makes disappear children) and the entire log who is written on it is really cool))

my favorite scp is 7078 but anon HOW in gods name did you find out im an scp fan

[memesandmusicalss]

hii 26 & 4

what movie would you want to live in: uhhh oh god i. dont know i dont really. wath movies really but pprobablyy like. star wars or somethinh. spaceship go vroom

what flower would you like yo be given: uhh ii dont mnow maybe something that smells nice and would last long in a pot 👍 or something that i could plant maybe

[specksizedgoddess]

Trying to jerk off a girls cock, but it's three times your height and you can barely get your arms around it. Eventually she grabs both it and you in one hand and gets herself off

ADJSHSHDHAS MHMM VERY VERY GOOD GOD NEED

Struggling to wrap my arms around it- her smirk as she wathes me try to get her off... kissing and licking, trying to get her off... watching me struggle just gets her more exited, reaching down to take care of it herself~ the next thing you know her little plaything is meared roughly against her shaft as she works herself... right in the splash zone for the inevitable release <33

[natequarter]

“I with to God,” said his lordship bitterly to his secretary, “I with to God I wath thtuck with the Crewth again. Even Boulogne and that damn rhymthter Thurrey wath plain thailing to thith.”