#godkiller headcanons

[child0feden]

CHERRIES WITH WHIPPED CREAM

bård “ faust ” eithun x reader - duke satanaël x reader - pelle “ dead ” ohlin x reader

- general headcanons for bård, duke and pelle dating someone with big boobs!

this is veryyy self indulgent, i love my boobs but i also hate them! sometimes they look so good and sometimes they do not… i am about to go to sleep so super sorry for any major spelling errors <3

- view my metal masterlist here

reading music recommendations: necromancer by mortuary drape - xxo by mia

⋆ ˚｡ ⋆ BÅRD “ FAUST ” EITHUN

- when you guys first met, it was backstage after an emperor concert and you had actually asked him to please sign your boobs! well, safe to say that this boy nearly dropped dead right there on the spot

✩ bård had never really been asked to sign anything let alone do anything even close to that, i mean, emperor was not even all that huge yet! his eyes literally just widened like big saucers, his mouth dried up within seconds and dropped open with an unfamiliar sense of pure shock before vegard came up from behind and gently smacked him on the back, laughing to himself and telling bård to just do it…

“ go on then, bård! do as the pretty lady says, hm? do you have a marker on you? ” ( you nod and chuckle to yourself as bård is still stuck in an obviously awestruck state in front of you, he thinks you are so insanely pretty and you have a great rack and you like his band? oh man, he can damn near feel himself hardening in his leather pants )

- and so he does, he takes the black ink marker from you with slightly shaking hands and hastily writes his messy signature on the soft flesh of your upper boob that is peaking out of your low cut top as you laugh at how blatantly nervous he is, thanking him with a lingering yet quick kiss on his corpse paint covered cheek when he hands the marker back to you! bård is beyond glad that the heated blush he can feel spreading across his pale face is covered up by white face paint

✩ yeah, i mean, bård was just kind of completely obsessed with head over heels for you after that first meeting and interaction! he does not even think it would have been possible for him to have not fallen head over heels for you after that night

- he quietly and almost timidly asks you if he could maybe take your number and go on some kind of a date together in the future! all whilst keeping his eyes trained on the boring ground beneath his black boot covered feet, knowing that if he was to look up, his big eyes would be drawn right to your boobs and he did not really wan to come across as desperate or maybe even nasty

✩ of course you agreed to give him your phone number, you did end up going on a unique cute little date together and voila, bård had landed himself a girlfriend for once! and he has landed himself a beautiful girlfriend with big boobs no less, safe to say that some most of his friends are very jealous of his predicament…

- after you guys have been dating for quite a while, bård starts wondering if you have ever had anyone else sign your boobs before him, he really hopes not! when he comes around to just asking you about it, he tries so hard to hide how relieved he is when you tell him that he is the only person you have ever asked to sign your boobs and he is the only person to have ever signed your boobs! you had always thought that he was a total cutie pie, you had always thought he was just that much cuter than most other men in the black metal scene, to you at least

✩ bård absolutely loves the gentle smell of the cocoa butter that you use on your boobs! literally every single time you walk past him and he gets a whiff of the heavenly smell still lingering on your skin, he is damn near drooling over you and the scent… do not be surprised if he ever wants to help you apply the cocoa butter to your skin too! he is always happy to help you with anything you do and need, especially when it comes with the major bonus of getting to massage and feel up your boobs

- you know how i mentioned that he often takes you on little shopping sprees as a date whenever he is not broke and has some money to spare? yeah, well, those shopping sprees are usually in lingerie and other clothing stores…

✩ it can be pretty hard to find bras in my size now in this modern era of time so i cannot even begin to imagine just how much harder it would have been in the early 90s, like oh my gosh!

- when you guys had first started dating, bård had surprised you one night with a super beautiful crimson red lace lingerie set that he had seen on show in the big glass window of a store and made the incredibly embarrassing and almost daunting purchase all on his own with one of his small pay checks from helvete

✩ but this caring and ever so thoughtful little sweetheart of a man just did not really understand the cup sizes at all and got a much too small cup size that constricted your much larger chest like a cobra on a death mission

- but either way, you thanked him for the obviously thoughtful gift with lots of deep kisses and many other more dirty things but you also made sure to tell him your cup size and kind of sadly explain to him that most stores in oslo do not actually sell your cup size at all…

✩ and oh, this man is beyond just upset and angry about it right alongside you! bård is so incredibly tempted to get some of his closest friends together and set all of those stores that do not sell your cup size ablaze! because to hell with them for not making all of those beautiful lingerie sets that you want so badly in your cup size! he thinks you deserve the absolute best and hates that often times, you just cannot actually have or even find the best

- bård is forever glad that he signed your boobs that night, he just cannot imagine what his life would be like now if he had gotten crazy nervous and accidentally said no to you… a life without you by his side? a life without feeling your euphoric titjobs? that is just no life that bård wants to even imagine living…

⋆ ˚｡ ⋆ DUKE SATANAËL

- duke absolutely loves when you wear certain tops that really show off your chest! he just loves seeing your boobs out and on display

✩ he is quite a simple man in that sense, he is just completely obsessed with watching the slight bounce in your boobs as you walk alongside him with your hands intertwined, he gets so lost in admiring how your boobs press out of the soft fabric

- but sometimes you do have to snap your fingers in front of his face in order to make him watch where the hell he is walking because the amount of times that he has walked right into a metal lamppost due to him being entirely distracted by your boobs is downright unfathomable and unbelievable

✩ what duke does not like so much is when he catches sight of other people gawking at you and your assets, oh nu-uh! they are his boobs to admire, no one else are allowed to stare at them like that… so he will often feel very inclined to wrap an arm around you and stare the person out with unwavering judgement and downright hatred until they get kind of freaked out and leave the vicinity…

- duke is an absolute god at giving you the most heavenly back massages known to man! if you even slightly mention to him that your back is kind of aching, he will be making you to lay down on the couch or on your shared bed before going to grab some of your favourite moisturiser from the bathroom

✩ even when you are out in public together, if he sees you standing kind of weird with your hands splayed out on your back and an obviously uncomfortable scowl on your face, duke will gesture for you to sit down on his lap and subtly give you a gentle massage through your clothes

- duke absolutely loves motor-boating you too and i am so not sorry for saying it… he just goes absolutely crazy for burying his face in your boobs…

✩ there are so many pictures of you two where his usually pristine corpse paint is just in a state of complete ruin on his face and a suspicious grey-ish mess of paint is covering the flesh on your chest! it does not take a genius to piece together what exactly happened

- there was one time when you guys were making out on your shared bed and it was very clearly leading into something much more, he had used a little black pocket knife to cut the straps of your bra off and you nearly killed him right then and there

✩ you were so utterly dumbfounded and pissed off, quickly asking him what the hell he just did that for… why the hell would he do that…

- poor duke was so beyond confused in the moment! why did you not love that? it was hot, no? you usually loved when he cut your panties off… you had never done this before…

✩ well, it was very hot, but also no it was not because what the hell, duke? that is literally your nicest bra, the most beautiful one you have ever found that actually had your cup size… and he just ruined it… only when you explain this to him with a both frustrated and upset tone in your soft voice does he fully understand why you are not turned on

- you give him quite the petty silent treatment as he apologises to you, only looking up at him and responding when he says he will make sure to buy you the most beautiful replacement, just show him what you want and he will buy it for you

“ baby, please… i have said sorry already! i will buy you the prettiest bra you find, just tell me when and i will buy it for you, okay? ” ( he has the smallest little pout on his face whilst he begs for your forgiveness, causing you to laugh softly at the sight of this big scary man in corpse paint pouting just because his girlfriend will not speak to him )

✩ when you finally do find a beautiful replacement for your old bra, his big eyes nearly bulge right out of his head when you show him the price tag attached to it

- but he does stay true to his word and he does buy it for you, all whilst grumbling under his breath about how you should not even wear a bra and he thinks you look fine without one, safe to say you set him back quite a bit that month…

⋆ ˚｡ ⋆ PELLE “ DEAD ” OHLIN

- pelle really loves just laying his head down on your boobs

✩ you will often lay flat on your back in your shared bed, just relaxing and reading a book in your head whilst his head rests on your chest, often bringing your hand down and gliding your fingers through his long blonde hair as he watches some nasty snuff film or shockumentary he has playing on his vhs player

- honestly, the rare times that pelle ever does get some small amount sleep is usually when his head is resting on your chest! it is just extremely comforting for him and the soft thumping feeling of your heart beating beneath his head lulls him to sleep

✩ pelle has absolutely drooled just a little on your boobs whilst sleeping on them before and he always gets kind of embarrassed and awkward about it when he wakes up so most of the time you do try to wipe it away before he wakes up and sees it, just to spare him the embarrassment

- pelle really loves to draw you totally nude too, but usually not even in a super sexual manner at all!

✩ he just thinks that your boobs are extremely picture esque and likes to illustrate how beautiful he really thinks they are, he likes to capture their beauty the best he can in his art

- another thing he often does that is not always in a sexual manner is sucking bruises onto the flesh of your boobs

✩ most of the time it is kind of very sexual but sometimes he just does it so casually whilst laying down on your chest, he will move his head just a little bit away from watching the tv screen and just kind of start sucking little blossoming bruises into the visible flesh of your boobs

- sometimes it scares the hell out of you because of just how suddenly he starts sucking your flesh which causes him to mumble a little “ ‘m sorry ” into your skin

✩ you are never mad though, you just stroke his long hair back out of his pale face and let him do his thing… pelle really likes pulling his mouth away to silently admire the bruises he left behind on your previously unmarked skin…

- pelle blushes so incredibly hard when he sees you wearing the small animal bones he gave you attached to a little rope necklace, the bones resting just on top of your boobs, he gets totally transfixed on the sight in front of him and usually only knocks himself out of it when you laugh and softly ask if he is okay… he will mumble a quiet response and dart his eyes away from your chest, he does not like being caught staring at your boobs…

[absolutionlacuna]

why did the author kill you off?

Morals=Mortality. Every story has themes, with lessons within those themes. Your death was in service of one (or more) of these, your life made forfeit in favour of imparting wisdom... or what the author presented as wisdom. Were you too kind? Too trusting? Too forgiving? Did a cruel author kill you to prove that happy endings do not exist? Or were you too proud to ask for help? Too angry to let the past go? Did the author hold a mirror up to the protagonist, showing them your death where the reflection was supposed to go? On one hand, your death is pitiable, for it does not belong to you. On the other, you have been granted a gift many spend their whole lives searching for: A purpose. May you find comfort and truth within the circumstances of your demise (and may we all).

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[frotees-corner]

A few thoughts on the Crows and Lucanis' situation at the end of Veilguard (this is just my opinion and no objective fact). I keep reading people's headcanons about how terrible and dangerous Lucanis life will be as First Talon because oh, almost all of family Dellamorte is gone, he's practically alone in his house, whatever shall he do once his grandmother dies, surely the other (lesser) houses will descend on him *immediately* to take over House Dellamorte / the position of First Talon? I mean, yes, Lucanis never wanted to be First Talon and he will probably hate all the administrative aspects of the role, as well as having to actually deal with people outside of going out to stab them. However. I think it's easy to forget that a Crow House is not just comprised of the (actual, genetically related) family that leads it. I'd go so far as to say that most aren't, actually. Look at Teia and Viago - they weren't born into their house. They worked (likely murdered) their way up to the position of First Talon of their House. And they have a full house of working Crows, regional commanders, bodyguards etc. working under them. They are not "hanging on by a thread" just because their leadership isn't comprised of a family of generational Crows. (They remark on how unusual it is that they weren't even allowed to bring servants and bodyguards to the Talon meeting in Eight Little Talons). For all intents and purposes, House Dellamorte should have (at least) the same kind of staffing. Considering that a House's standing is heavily influenced by their power and influence (read: money and ability to enforce their will), House Dellamorte should be *fine* outside of the number of remaining members of their leading family. And Lucanis came back from the dead once, along with bonus Demon powers (scary) and is literally a Godkiller (hella impressive) by the end of Veilguard, who is experienced in using the crossroads to get around Thedas in mere minutes.

Yes, they may try to come for him eventually, but considering there's still an ongoing Antaam invasion in other parts of Antiva, the Crows may actually be busy for a little while, and by the time that's dealt with, he'll likely have consolidated his power (especially when Rook is helping).

Also, hot take: I don't think Viago was Fifth Talon yet when Lucanis had a crush on him.

[triforce-of-mischief]

ur legend headcanons, hand em over (/nf ofc ^^)

we're doing a relationships list!

legend and wild: wild gets on legend's nerves faster than he would care to admit. he feels for the kid, almost to the point of stepping on eggshells around him, but sweet hylia his "no map no problem" attitude makes legend want to rip his hair out. legend isn't afraid to snark at wild's bad decisions, but he cares for him and wants to see him safe just like the rest.

legend and sky: legend tries really hard to respect sky as his senior, and isn't sure what to do when sky fluctuates between vulnerable and godkiller. sky is also good at offering nonjudgmental cuddles, even when legend is in a prickly mood.

legend and wind: unfortunately for legend, the big brother role doesn't exactly come naturally to him. also unfortunately for legend, he has no idea how to react when wind big brothers him. legend also has a lot of respect for wind, child hero to child hero. to balance things out, legend treats wind like an equal unless wind explicitly asks otherwise.

legend and time: legend is quite happy to relinquish the leader role to somebody who more looks the part. they usually let each other do their own thing until something goes wrong, then one will feel horribly guilty for not noticing sooner. legend is glad to be time's equal but sometimes he finds himself needing a dad figure, which time is surprised but grateful to provide.

legend and hyrule: legend definitely has a soft spot for hyrule. the kid can be softspoken but with a secret sass to rival even his predecessor. legend trusts hyrule to take care of him, and does his best to return the favor.

legend and four: legend and four get along very well, whether they're infodumping at each other or quietly reading books together. legend enjoys talking to four, who is emotionally intelligent enough to help the veteran sort out his feelings. the colors are very fond of legend as well, especially red.

legend and twilight: legend is a bit wary of twilight at first, but relaxes when he learns that twilight is a gentle giant in both forms (relatively speaking of course, legend just happens to be tiny compared to twilight and even wolfie). legend shies away from the rancher's attempts to big brother him, but enjoys his company as a friend. legend hopes to get to know twilight better, and spend some quality time that doesn't involve one party grievously injured.

legend and warriors: legend has a lot of respect and trust for warriors, as a brother and a leader. it took some work, with legend uneasy around the confident knight, but now they're practically inseparable. legend's constant quips aimed at the captain are a barely-disguised sign of the connection that not many of the others notice they have.

legend and malon: legend isn't used to having a motherly figure in his life, and malon fills an emptiness that he wasn't even aware of. malon is quick to earn legend's trust, and skilled at soothing his worries. legend is very impressed by her ability to practically run the farm by herself.

legend and ravio: after koholint, legend was convinced that he could never feel close to someone again. he was only partially right, as he found himself in a not-quite-romantic relationship with the bunny who stole his heart. legend's barriers have to broken, as he is working on believing that he and his partner can truly be safe and happy together.

[gethoce]

New Galacta ref all done! Some headcanons below ~

He has an Irish accent.

Galacta was personally trained by Morpho Knight from a young age and later by Dutch (Red Kirby) as well. He views them as part of his family.

Most of the terrible things he did, such as the planet destroying, happened after he was originally sealed. Fueled by all kinds of negative emotions upon being betrayed, locked away and taken away from his family and friends, he lost his sense of self.

The crystal he was sealed away within is called a heart crystal. It was not only responsible for locking him away, but also charged him up with positive energy to make sure he doesn't turn into Nightmare Matter.

The seal reapplied itself whenever Galacta was growing weak, allowing for the crystal to easily form around him while he is sitting still for a bit.

While in the crystal he was capable of dreaming, yet they ceased to be good dreams after a while, to say the least.

One of the people who was responsible for sealing him away was Dutch. Upon meeting him again for the first time Galacta stabbed a heart spear straight through him, almost killing him. The scars still remain yet Galacta doesn't remember the encounter.

Morpho Knight took away many of Galacta's memories from when he was sealed to ensure he could be safely reintroduced into society. Morpho never told anyone about this. 

It was Morpho Knight claiming his soul which broke the seal, since it was never meant to house him as a corpse. Morpho, however, never told him about the details, though those closest to them know enough about their powers to have figured it out. Technically he is undead now. Morpho simply allows him to roam free out of a deep sense of guilt, wishing for him to live a happy life for a bit longer. Galacta remains ignorant about this to this day.

Kirby was born from the dream matter of Galacta's feathers and the soul of Galaxia mixed together. They consider each other family since they found out about this.

Galacta was hoping to befriend Void originally, yet had to opt into sealing them away instead with the intention to save them on a later date.

One of the few times he came back to his senses while sealed away was during his battle against Meta Knight, recognizing his sword instantly.

The terrifying legends about him deeply unsettle him, so do depictions of him in the media. He tries his hardest to appear friendly hoping his reputation will once again be that of a hero one day. Also he gets especially angry when his old friends are being mischaracterized or left out entirely in media. Entirely false tales, negative or positive, simply make him sad.

The idea of being sealed away once again is a deeply rooted fear of his. He faints extremely easily when seeing heart crystals.

Not much of a reader, but a good listener.

He gets along with kids greatly and is a fantastic choice for a babysitter.

Early bird, will wake up as the sun rises.

A master of Dream and Heart Magic, was told to actively avoid learning Dark Magic since Dream Matterborn often take recoil damage from casting spells of this kind.

Was raised by noddies, which is why he has the sleep ability.

Before he got the name Galacta Knight he was called "Godkiller". Yes, even as a newborn.

Instead of using regular words for spells he shouts specific numbers assigned to each of his spells, much to the confusion of his opponents and the mages in his life.

He and Fecto Elfilis fought before they made their arrival to the New World, weakening them significantly leading to their capture.

Galacta is capable of wielding Galaxia without being harmed.

[lorianbladeoflothric]

I'm bored, have a bunch of random headcanons about swearing in the lands between

Followers of the golden order swear by Marika and the Erdtree, obviously, but fundamentalists tend to be uppity when you use Her name in vain. Marika herself doesn't care, as long as you're not using another god's name you can say some pretty blasphemous shit ("Marika's tits!" for an in-game example) and you still get a pass.

Speaking of Marika's tits, Godfrey's balls. Cock and balls if you're really mad. no further notes....Radagon's tits too actually. If you say that and he hears it he'll kill you instantly though.

"Flames" is used as a mild swear used by pretty much everyone, bc there's like 6 different flames and most of them are enemies of someone. Are they talking about Giantsflame? Frenzied flame? Ghostflame? Godkilling black flame? Blood flame? All of the above? Who cares. It's the drat/darn/shoot of the world.

Liurnians of all types swear by the stars, though Carians also incorporate the moon and the Raya Lucaria sorcerers sometimes invoke their weird sky shit of choice. Also, when Radahn stopped the stars, he kinda became the guy everyone blamed when shit went wrong, like in a "Thanks, Obama!" way.

Also, it’s not a swear, but people will say things that are unfair, confusing, or illogical are “Shabriri’s will”, which in itself isn’t a bad thing to say, but it’s an insult to say someone is acting under his influence

[facelessxchurch]

The Godkiller Sword is done.

10 won but it really didn't work out with the colouring I had in mind which I didn't notice until I started to actually colour it, which is awfully on-brand for me-

Second place was a draw so I just went with design 11 bc I couldn't be bothered to do another poll.

Also, I headcanon the runes weren't originally on the sword, but Mevolent etched them in to 'reclaim' the sword for the Faceless Ones.

[onestrangechild]

HELLO WARFRAME TUMBLR!

So I’m a Vauban main and I thought he was really niche until I cruised down Vauban tumblr (it’s small but it exists =u=) and now I wanna share my silly little headcanons with yall

- His Tesla Nervos are his kids, they’re named Sizzle Snap Pop and Crack. He loves them dearly.

-The Bastille is the play pen, the Minelayer is the toys, and the Photon Strike is for when you get too cloSE TO MY FUCKING KIDS 🔫🤡

-He e a t s oxium. Literally. Slurps that shit up like a vacuum cleaner. He also feeds it to his kids. (It’s why his prime costs 7k of the shit)

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-His Proto-frame is a real skinny gangly dude. I caution to smack the dreaded Tism card on him, but I imagine him as a quiet engineer guy who likes to tinker with his machines he treats like his kids (and then later proceeds to call them everything sans a child of god when they start malfunctioning because insulting something that won’t insult you back is quite cathartic)

-His favorite color is black and his favorite number is 4

-Consistently talks to himself

-Chronic Shittalker

“Grineer are stupid, but you walked headfirst into a vortex of pain! You’re not stupid, you’re Fucking stupid!”

“This could’ve been so easy. You could’ve seen me, the immortal godkiller, walking down your hall and you could’ve stepped aside. But no, you tried to do something stupid. And now you’re dead”

“ -Laughing- Look at his stupid face! I need to build a camera, hang on…”

“ -Interrupting a boss monologue- No, see, I’ll stop this now. Either you quit this now, or I show you how I turned a proto-god into my Bitch.”

“You’re talking mad shit for someone not immune to blast damage…”

“GROUP HUG!” -said moment after throwing a Vortex

“I’m gonna kill you with a machine so complex you couldn’t understand it within your natural lifespan. Do you understand? Do you?! It’d kill you before you could tell me how this works! I’m a fucking Genius!!”

-Yes he is incredibly unhinged like that c:

[morverenmaybewrites]

Omg yes PLEASE show your snippets!!! I LIVE FOR THEM!!!

What OMG? Rly? :> This makes me so unreasonably happy :’) If you’re interested, here’s a list of flashfics/drabbles/headcanons/random shit I’ve been working on. Send me an ask and I’ll post something!

Nope, I’m not offering to post a snippet of the next Pizza Girl chapter until I think it’s good and ready. Yes, some of the titles are incomprehensible. My brain is incomprehensible.

How mornings are with them DC cozy (DC)

Diluc’s glove (Genshin Impact)

Diluc Fire draft (Genshin Impact)

Cozy Dick and Jason (DC/Arkhamverse)

Environmental Story Telling (DC/Arkhamverse)

Genshin Men in a Royal Fantasy AU

Winter in Mondstadt (Genshin Impact)

Godkiller Masterpost (BNHA AU)

Genshin Men in a Fae! AU (Genshin Impact)

As Mortals Do (Hades)

Rewrite RK AU (Demon Slayer/KNY)

[nihilityart]

Just got into Helluva Boss recently. This right here is a combination of both my current hyper fixations. This is from the most recent episode of Helluva Boss. This took a lot of courage to post, but I worked so hard on it that I had to post it!

Due to his tragic past, he is really protective of his friends. He takes that shit seriously, and if anyone and I mean ANYONE insults mortals he…”discourages” them from doing it again.

Ultra Vegetto the Godkiller, decides to show off a little in front of two of the seven deadly sins. He is insanely strong, even if he is just a clone of the real deal with only a infintesimal percentage of the real deals strength.

(This is my own headcanon, the alternate character Ultra Vegetto the GodKiller belongs to CallmeARJ) (Let's get him to a million subscribers pronto!) (https://www.youtube.com/@CALLMEARJ)

[darkpuck]

Gimme the Sonitus AU headcanons. I want all your Sonitus headcanons.

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

But I have so many AUs, Rie. SO MANY AUS.

So we'll cheat a little. >:3c

Pokémon AU - Sonitus has a Lapras that was almost certainly stolen from a Niflheim labratory in Altissia. Given her nature, ability, and moveset, Soni thinks she may have been created as a godkiller. We'll never know. He spoils her rotten.

Wings AU - In a world where most people have wings pertaining to birds, bats, or insects, Sonitus' wings are quite unusual indeed. Oddly shaped and transluscent, they're of no aid to him in flight, but put him in the water...

Harbinger AU - We do not speak of the time Sonitus summoned a waterspout in Leide. We all agreed that was a fever dream. It never happened. It didn't happen okay--

BotW/TotK AU: Former Yiga turned Murder Bard, mostly for the sake of a Hatenoan farmer and his three young children.

That One AU Where Ifrit and Ramuh Literally Throw a Coeurl at Tredd So He Finds and Saves Crowe Thus Thowing The Entire Plot of Kingsglaive Off The Rails: Sonitus and Lunafreya should never be left alone together. They will go missing for two days and return with a forcibly-adopted Loqi.

[child0feden]

ABOUT ME

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to keep it short and simple, i am a bisexual 18 year old british girl from england who goes by she / her and you can call me vera, or anything else you would like to call me, i am completely okay with nicknames of any kind <3

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[absolutionlacuna]

Make a dessert based on your muse!

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[koryxx]

exactly that.

reading through the responses and seeing people talk about how there are endless platonic relationships in media has me scratching my head. when i say “i want more platonic relationships in media” or “i want more platonic relationships that are treated with the same importance as romance” i’m not arguing friendship is not something commonly depicted in media or that there aren’t scenes in nearly every piece of media where characters “hang out as friends,” as someone mentioned in the notes.

i’m saying i want a piece of media where the platonic relationship is the driving force, like a romance would be; where the platonic relationship is big and important and life altering, like a romance would be; where the platonic relationship is committed and intimate and the most important in those characters’ lives, like a romance would be. when i talk about platonic relationships, i’m not talking about run of the mill friendships that ultimately take the backseat to romance.

i’m also very much not talking about my or other people’s ability or willingness to interpret a relationship as platonic. there’s a huge difference between what is actually being canonically written and what i can turn that into in my head or what others in fandom spaces turn that into--when i say i want platonic relationships in media, i want them written and portrayed in the way i’ve described above.

telling people to just turn their shipping brain off when they say they want important, meaningful platonic relationships in media that are treated with the same importance and focus narratively as romance is the same as telling people who say they want more queer representation to just headcanon characters as queer. it’s condescending and dismissive and entirely misses the point.

two last things: people who are desperately seeking platonic relationships in media probably aren’t the same ones romantically shipping every set of characters who so much as look at one another or think every close relationship must secretly be romantic deep down. and if one needs to look outside of young adult novels (or any genre or age range or form of media, for that matter) for important platonic relationships, then there is in fact not enough platonic relationships in media.

some books for your reading pleasure:

minimizing marriage: morality, marriage, and the law by elizabeth brake (nonfiction, book where amatonormativity was coined)

the other significant others: reimagining life with friendship at the center by rhaina cohen (nonfiction)

weapon uwu vol. 1: godkillers by s.j. whitby (young adult, fantasy, centered on a queerplatonic relationship)

dear wendy by anna zhao (new adult, contemporary, centered on platonic relationship between two aroace characters)

our bloody pearl by d.n. bryn (adult, fantasy, centered on queerplatonic relationship)

market of monsters trilogy by rebecca schaeffer (young adult, fantasy, centered on a queerplatonic relationship)

the actor and the housewife by shannon hale (adult, contemporary, centered on a platonic relationship)

we could be heroes by mike chen (adult, science fiction, centered around a platonic relationship)

the liar’s guide to the night sky by brianna r. shrum (young adult, survival?, centered on a platonic relationship)

loveless by alice oseman (new adult, contemporary, aroace main character, lots of good platonic love content)

also: the tv show dead to me follows the platonic relationship between the two leads, and while they both have romances, their friendship remains the focal point of the show. will & grace is actually a really good depiction of two people who prioritize their friendship over romance and struggle with the judgement and pressure from friends and boyfriends to not do that (including the revival, which in my opinion, corrects the original show’s biggest mistake regarding this)

“we need more platonic relationships in media” your inability to turn off your shipping brain is a You problem

[angels-and-demons]

Ares trying to bond with Godkill Toby: It would appear the boy has no interest in larceny or vandalism. And obviously, he's too young for whoring.

Ares: So to keep this excursion from being a total waste of time, I threw him in this dumpster, and told him he wasn't allowed out until he'd killed six rats.

[tricksheart]

Pacts with the Demon Brothers.

Out of the seven brothers, Akira only has a pact with just a handful of them. Accident summoning is a meme in Persona, so that is how Akira has a pact with Satan. By accident, like in his original game’s lore. The others he has contracts with are ones that he can summon in the game as well. Those being Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Belphegor.  Thus Akira has more a connection with them than he does with the others, who he actually fights in his own game. That being Mammon, Leviathan, and Asmodeus. It’s very hard for Akira to interact or get close to actually hang around with those he doesn’t have a connection to, along with him just hiding in his room all day. And the one Akira did try connecting to, Mammon, hasn’t really gone the greatest in hindsight.