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★彡Leo and his muse
a/n: HI ok I have this little thing on Leo and I think it’s actually so cute but that’s gonna be on what u guys think. AH I will get to my 100 followers event requests dw dw
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Leo’s music pieces are often inspired by, well almost anything his eyes are able to feast upon. Little parts strung together to create a tune. He sings about everything and anything. But while you really enjoy his work, it doesn’t seem like he has ever written a song about you.
“Leo, you always mention that I’m your muse” you head cocking to one side, “but there hasn’t been anything written about me before”
Smiling mischievously, he slips up to your side, “hmm I never really thought about it, you're my muse well…” Leo stroked his chin, eyes deep in concentration “well, simply cause I love you!”
To tell the truth, Leo has attempted to write a song about you, but all it resulted in were crushed pieces of paper on the floor and rethinking of lyrics that played in his head. “There was just too much to say about you, everytime I wrote about one aspect of you, I felt like I didn’t amplify enough on another…” slightly embarrassed at his own honest words, he pulled you in closer, heads nearly knocking each other. “There’s just too much I want to say about how much I love you, a simple love song just wouldn’t suffice”
#leo tsukinaga#leo tsukinaga x reader#ensemble stars x reader#ensemble stars#i am soft#goddamnit leo
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i CAN draw shit that isn't turtles i say knowing this is related to a goddamn centaur AU of them that someone's haunting me with h elp
#centaur#centaurs#uhhhh#lamia#i guess also#naga#idk just snake lower body#i don't even know what the cat/lion body one is called#somthingpard?#not... sphinx I don't think#don't look at my centaur tag in here#or do and know I wasn't lying when I said I CAN draw shit other than turtles#my poor neglecte girls#she has a long noodly spine#she's fine she just sits Like That#once I figure out how to keep Karai's Chiaki Kuriyama nose consistent...#it's over#(for Leo ahuhuhuhu)#....i forgot her fucking littl goat horns goddamnit
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got to play a cleric in a little one shot d&d campaign on sunday and. Well.
#'his weapon doubles as his holy symbol!!'#'oh kickass!!'#'Its a big gun'#'GODDAMNIT LEO'#my DM hates me I make her life sooo difficult ❤#wolfwood#vash#trigun au#< i guess??? It was just me fuckin around & being annoying#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#d&d
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1. Grab a base
2. Make a list of 24 characters ya wanna draw
3. Randomly assign the characters to places in the chart with a random number generator
4. Procrastinate for months
5. Voila
#my art#art practice#i procrastinate a lot#rottmnt#Rottmnt Raph#rottmnt donnie#Rottmnt Mikey#Rottmnt Leo#monkie kid sun wukong#mei monkie kid#lmk macaque#Omori Basil#Omori Kel#Omori#spop catra#spop double trouble#spop entrapta#spop scorpia#xinyan#kazuha#hunter toh#willow toh#amity toh#luz toh#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#goddamnit this took ages#artists on tumblr
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CAN SOMEBODY (my friends) PLEASE GIVE ME 30 DOLLARS TO BUY STORMBRINGER IM BEGGING YOUUUUU I NEED TO READ IT OR ELSE ILL PERISH PLEASEEEEE
#leo's shitty rambling#IM GOING INSANE#GODDAMNIT#GETTING INTO BSD WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFEEEE#GRRRRR#死にたい#😭
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BITCH IM HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECAUSE OF THIS BITCH-
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt#rise leo#this bitch#the leader and faceman#bitch lfls is something ill never get over from#imagine he just sees it and like#AYO BRO TF IS DATT#again with my nickelodeon phase goddamnit#nickelodeon#?#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt
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Where the fuck is Leo whenever I need a social shield.
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If no one hears from me tomorrow, just pay your condolences and know I've passed away because of a dumbass club I chose to love :)
#pic is for attention#they got me stressed asf#and its a home game...#goddamnit#we cannot lose to them Hala Madrid boys of all people#i hope leo is there fr fr
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You might want to hook Tim up to a blood thing, he's been bleeding for a while.
'Blood thing'... a- an intravenous line? For a blood transfusion? what do they teach these guys in school nowadays?
...well, that idea's great in theory, not so much in practice. we have no idea what blood type the ha- um, the kid is, let alone whether our differing species would allow for a transfusion, and considering the amount of icky stuff they've been doing to these kids I don't even know if one of the others could give blood, not that I'd let them because they're also injured... it's a whole thing.
#Goddamnit donnie. Stop settin me off!#'hatchlings' this 'hatchlings' that im gonna go insane#rottmnt leo#rottmnt rp#rottmnt#asks#rottmnt rp blog#rottmnt ask blog#tmnt rp#rottmnt donnie#lore
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tmntcore
i am living for this trope i love it so much
obsessed with characters being saved against their will. being knocked unconscious and carried away from a danger they won't stop trying to fight. being shoved through a portal somewhere far away and safe right before it closes. trying to self-sacrifice only to have the exact person they're trying to save swap their places at the last second. getting the only cure to the disease or curse bc the person administering it loves them too much to give it to anyone else, including themselves. being thrown to safety right as they had accepted dying. someone else they thought had gotten to safety running back to drag them out of danger. it's so fucking tasty
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One 1/3: Lena knocks some feelings loose
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Leo: Yu... I'm... I think i'm ready.
Yuichi: Yeah?!
Leo: Yeah. Yeah! I want one.
Lena: peep
Leo: shit. sorry, sorry.
Y: fuck
Leo: can't swear around the baby
Y: goddamnit
Leo: pizza supreme stop
Y: oh we're so bad at this
Mikey: I leave you guys alone for two minutes...
#quarterdraws#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles#comic#clarification comic#rise leo#yuichi usagi#leoichi#rise mikey#lena atsuko#enjoy the happiness (:
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kinda wanna join the bandwagon lol
you don't have to share if you don't want to but i would LOVE to know
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50au part 31
After one big explanation, Leo finally felt like he was caught up.
Well, not really.
Because even though everything was fixed, everyone was still acting weird Around him. Except for Dad, who had disappeared after making sure he was okay and Leo hadn't seen him since. He was almost relieved that someone was acting normal, cause his brothers sure weren't.
Mikey asked for hugs a lot - which wasn't weird in itself - but then he kept asking Leo if it was really okay, if he was hugging too tight.
Which- of course it was okay! He loved getting a Mikey hug! So he just said it was fine and squeezed Mikey back tightly and pretended it wasn't as weird as it was.
Raph was being weird too. Even weirder than he had been. After the invasion, once Leo was all healed, it had been months of Raph avoiding him, of Raph not wanting to look at him. Leo had set him off on purpose once just so Raph would yell at him and it had ended in tears and a long, long talk about why Raph was acting that way.
And even though things had been getting more normal….Leo wasn't sure this was a step in the right direction.
Raph wouldn't hug him at all - he'd barely even touch Leo without asking. Every accidental brush or hesitant pat on the shell was accompanied with an apology.
Every time Leo would ask for a hug - because maybe he wanted a Raphie hug goddamnit! - Raph would avoid it by giving him a light pat on the shell and a weird, half hug.
It was actually starting to piss Leo off.
Donnie was the weirdest though. He wouldn't even speak to Leo, save for when he said he hoped Leo wasn't lying. And that was nearly a week ago now.
Leo’s leg was doing much better, and while Mikey had briefly explained what Donnie had said happened, Leo caught the way Donnie was watching him.
Wary, like maybe Leo was going to find out some sort of hidden truth there.
So who's to say if that story was true or not. Leo didn't like the idea that they were lying to him, that Donnie was lying to him. He was always confused enough, he didn't need this extra layer of lies clouding Hus mind.
That was the other thing, even though Donnie wouldn't speak to him, he seemed to be keeping track of Leo's whereabouts. He'd pop his head into Leo's room without a word, or just glance into the kitchen when Leo was grabbing a snack.
It was fucking weird. It was all too fucking weird.
So Leo did what Leo did best. He started snooping around.
Donnie didn't leave his lab often these days, unless it was for a meal, a hangout session or if he was asleep.
Thankfully, Donnie didn't seem to be getting a ton of sleep during the curse, so he was nearing the prime snooze time.
Leo snuck along the halls as quietly as he could, his limp much less debilitating now that he was resting. His brothers had explained that he'd been running around and trying to fight them a few times, even after the injury, so that explained why healing was being such a bitch this time around.
Even though he couldn't imagine running from his brothers, he guessed the reaction wasn't entirely impossible. He probably would have done the same if a stranger showed up in their lair and was telling him he was actually cursed to be a turtle and he was a human the whole time. Yeah, that would be pretty fucked up. He'd probably get a little rowdy In that situation.
Leo peeked his head into the lab, the door being open a good sign.
“ Donnie? You here?” He whispered, voice carrying into the echo-y lab.
Thankfully, there was no answer. Alright, time to get some answers on what had really happened during this curse.
It wasn't as if he didn't trust his brothers, but they were all acting too fucking weird for it to have been as cut and dry as they said. Draxum, who had also apparently been involved, had only really explained what they did to get rid of it. Which, frankly, Leo didn't really understand all that well either.
Something about cleansing his memories? He didn't really get that, but Mikey had said it was a bunch of mystic nonsense, that they had gotten rid of the entire curse without any issue. And then he and Draxum had shared a weird look and Leo decided he didn't actually want to know.
He could assume that there had been some sort of memory spell involved. And that yeah, they probably had to see some of his memories to…to cleanse them.
But he trusted his family. Maybe it had all been surface level stuff. Like the Shredder fight, or fighting Draxum that first time, or something like them completing the Death Maze at Hueso’s. Stuff they'd all seen too, all had their own versions of.
And not something like- well, if anything he knew Donnie would keep them from seeing anything from his time in the Prison Dimension.
Because Leo had done the good thing and had talked to his twin about it. Like with serious faces and everything. He had actually had a serious and real sit down conversation about something that was bothering him and hey- big shocker! Donnie had actually listened!
It just- it wasn't really worth sharing With his brothers. They'd been through enough, and telling them what had happened inside the prison dimension…he didn't want to make things worse for everyone.
Even so, something was going on. And Leo knew Donnie had cameras riddled throughout the lair.
He slid the lab door shut and gingerly walked around the stacks of paper and machinery littering the floor, his focus on the desk and the computer. It was off, which meant it was probably locked, but Leo had a great memory for passwords. And Donnie never changed his password.
Also, he'd literally watched Donnie type it in two weeks ago when he thought Leo wasn't paying attention. So there was also that.
He typed it in with ease and pumped his fists excitedly when it worked, hissing out a quiet ‘ yes!’ that bounced off the walls back at him.
Leo quickly minimized all of Donnie's tabs and got to work searching his files. Thankfully, Donnie loved to label these things as accurately as possible.
Under security cameras, in a file marked with last week's date, he found what he was looking for. Folders upon folders of footage, all labeled with the date and what room they were taken in.
Leo had seen the security footage before. Donnie loved to pull up embarrassing things Leo had done in the common areas, or use recorded moments to win arguments. So it was a little surprising when he spotted a new folded that was labeled ‘ Leo's room’.
Funny, because he hadn’t seen a camera there before.
He opened it and skimmed the thumbnails. It was a whole lot of his empty room, or him Sleeping. There was a weird one with him just staring at the camera, and another with him sleeping and Splinter standing in the doorway watching him - which would have been weirder if Splinter hadn't done that exact thing back when he was stuck in the med bay.
But there was another, at the bottom, that made his blood run cold.
The thumbnail was blurry, but the figures were definitely him and Donnie. Fighting.
He shouldn't watch it, he knew he shouldn't watch it, but Leo wanted to know the truth. and if this was why Donnie was acting so fucking weird.
So, he clicked on it and the video opened in a new window, the footage auto playing. It was silent, which Leo would soon be grateful for.
There was a bit where nothing happened. Donnie was adjusting the camera and talking, probably rambling about something or other, and Leo was watching him.
It was weird seeing himself on camera like this. Tense, like a spring ready to be sprung at a moment's notice. But sitting on the been and so clearly pretending to be calm.
Then something happened. Donnie was still rambling, but Leo had slumped forward, head lolling around like he’d fallen asleep.
In a moment he was awake again, blinking and glancing around the room in confusion. Until his gaze landed on Donnie.
Leo stopped and stared at him with a feeling Leo knew well. Ice cold fear.
Unmasked and unwilling to pull back with the knowledge that that was his brother he was looking at.
Donnie suddenly turned and stopped when he saw Leo, likely realizing far too late what had happened. He stopped to check his wrist tech and Leo could only stare as this video version of him calculated what to do. His swords were gone. There was nowhere to run.
Leo watched himself as he did what any Leo would do next.
He launched himself at Donnie and started attacking him. Donnie was strong, so Leo didn't doubt that he could fight him off, but still felt himself grow nauseous at the sight.
Because Leo knee himself too well. Be knew if he was in any real danger, if he was cornered like that he wouldn't be holding back. If he didn't know any better, he would-
He forced himself to keep watching. Eyes glued to the screen as Leo himself punched his twin and screamed at him.
He was so grateful the video didn't have audio. He didn't want to know what he was shouting.
Because he knew himself too well.
He knee himself far too well.
Donnie finally managed to grab- was that a gun - and shot Leo in the neck with it.
Leo grabbed at the spot, but it felt normal, if a little tender.
He collapsed on the screen and Donnie just…just stared at him for a long time.
Leo shut the video off after that. He shut it off and he closed the file. He didn't want to watch anymore.
His brothers weren't being weird because they were..were pitying him, which was his first thought. They were scared of him.
Leo didn't think of himself as scary, but he was suddenly afraid of the Leo on that video. Because even though he did know himself too well, he didn't know what that Leo might do if he was cornered. If he was confronted with strangers in his home trying to explain to him that they were his family.
He could think of a few things and none of them were pretty. None of them were friendly or kind or even funny. Not ways he should be treating his brothers.
Leo let out a shuddering sigh and turned the computer off. He made his way slowly to the door of the lab, worrying the edge of his hoodie between his fingertips.
He didn't know what he was going to do.
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A little drama before the end :) a treat for me mostly
Part 1 | Part 30 | Part 32
#rottmnt#art#fanart#digital art#rottmnt leo#rottmnt fanart#comic#rottmnt fanfic#rottmnt comic#rottmnt art#50au#rottmnt 50au#fanfic#fanfiction
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Seeing you draw cowboy Leo these days has made them brighter
Ok I think this is the last one for now...
#goddamnit#I hate him#i don't#sad yeehaw.#cool art#beautiful art#riseofthetmnt#rise of the tmnt#cowboy leo#rise leo#rottmnt leo#rottmnt fanart
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Talk To You //
Hopeless!Romantic!Donnie x Fem!Reader
author's note; kinda like a song fic (it's not) but yeah, super super late though!! Donnie's POV btw!!
yes it's been a 3 months 😋
Synopsis; Donnie has been keeping an eye on someone, being a hopeless romantic and his ”bad boy image“ isn't particularly helping.
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I hate this, I really hate this. Einstein, fucking help me. I wasn't supposed to like her! I wasn't supposed to like anyone!! I do not have any romantic feelings to her. But every single thing that I researched said otherwise. Even my own brother says so!! Why does everytime I look at you I get so— vulnerable? Staring at your face always made me calm. Admiring? Ew. But— those little short eye contacts are indescribably astonishing to feel. Maybe just maybe?
I don't know. You're messing up my mind- you little—
"Gahh, what should I do?" I groaned and slammed my head onto my table, a pencil fell from the said table. I stayed silent, frustrated at this ungodly useless feelings I've been feeling. I couldn't take her off my mind. All day long, I daydream about her which takes most of my productivity a waste. I haven't done anything but think about that little twat.
Reflecting doesn't help at all, all I think was her and her! Thinking about now, I just don't know why you keep being calm even though I've been so mean to you. I shouldn't do anything stupid like that but I can't help it, I'm figuring this out.
Feelings are so complicated to feel and such an unfortunate thing for me to have something people call as “humane“.
"Hey Donnie! Someoneeee~ got pizza!! She has your favourite!" Leo yelled at the other side of my door. Disturbing me from my reminiscing of this said person. Leo always knew about what our relation—rivalryship (even if it's partially one-sided) is. And he uses it as an advantage to tease me, specifically—fucking with me up.
I wouldn't blame him entirely though, I liked and hated this feeling. He doesn't know anyway. I wouldn't blame him aswell, she's really...cool, I guess.
I stopped myself from thinking about her before it gets worse. I fixed myself, not just physically but mentally, it's an eager to make her impress. But she wouldn't be impressed as I have been mean to her.
As I went to the main room, I wasn't particularly sure where they were but as I, the genius, were right. They were all huddled up with each other. Apparently they missed her for being gone for 13 days, 56 minutes and 12 seconds-
Goddamnit it...
"Ughhh, finally!! Some break from that shithole." She complained, I wondered. She picked a sliced pizza on the placed pizza on the ground and sat at the bean bag. She sighed releasing the stress and pain from her back...I suppose.
"Girl. Spill everything." Leo spoke excitedly like a girl's girl. Everyone gets their preferred pizza and/or pillows, blankets and sat with her. Curious on her new stories about her college.
I was really uninterested about school, but I find myself listening on her rantings about the latest drama, tea and struggles on her daily life of college. I somewhat don't understand her words, I don't care anyway. Her voice has always been nice to hear even if she stuttered sometimes.
But every flaws she had was attractive. It's...unfair. That she's so extraordinary and remarkable human that we happen to stumble upon. I looked at her longingly, eyeing her squinted smile, her pimples, her.
I wish I can talk to you.
To talk to you without any mean remarks towards her, to be able to hear her laugh and compliments towards my acts.
I want to be near her, to feel her presence all of the time. To spend time with her just like my brothers do. How I envy them, surprisingly.
It's so frustrating, it's been years. I've been struggling with my quote unquote "love" or "admiration" towards her. She must be a witch, no one can make me feel like a hopeless pathetic, lovesick dog!
Even if I wanted to confess, I wouldn't have the chance to, I'm way too vulnerable when we're alone. I get so shy and flustered to do it.
Let alone I'm horrible at confronting my feelings, I can even write a damn letter for Einstein's sake!
I just- can't do it now
I'm hopeless.
Yet I desire for you.
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author's note here; yes it's been months, i apologize deeply. literally fucking school is devouring my existence and motivation rn not to mention I have a deadline to finish (cough March 29 cough) and I haven't even started it.
credits to Rick Montgemery for his astonishing songsssssssssss
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Correspondence Between a Bat and a Turtle
(10.04pm) BoStaffsRCool: Occam's Razor.
(10.04pm) Oracle: Try telling that to Batman.
(10.05pm) BoStaffsRCool: Hm you may have a point. Raph is of the opinion that the simplest answer is to punch the problem.
(10.05pm) Oracle: See, this is why Raph and Damian get along.
(10.05pm) Oracle: Except Damian tends to stab instead of punch.
(10.05pm) BoStaffsRCool: Same difference.
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(2.11am) BoStaffsRCool: [attached image of a complex mathematics equation that gets increasingly illegible]
(6.02am) Oracle: That's what you get for trying advanced quantum-chemical physics at two in the morning.
(6.03am) BoStaffsRCool: no on eelse is gonig todo it
(6.03am) Oracle: oh my god please go to sleep
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(9.00pm) Oracle: About to start patrol but I think I might have figured out the issue with your equation.
(9.01pm) Oracle: Try this. [attached image of a complex mathematics equation, the numbers 25, 15, 21, 12, 15, 19, 20, 20, 8, 5, 7, 1, 13, and 5 are all underlined in red]
(9.01pm) BoStaffsRCool: Nice, thanks. Good luck on patrol.
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(9.58pm) BoStaffsRCool: FUCK YOU BATGIRL
(10.00pm) Oracle: 0:)
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(11.03am) Oracle:
(11.03am) Oracle: This you?
(11.10am) BoStaffsRCool: I'm still not speaking to you.
(11.10am) Oracle: lol
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(8.44pm) BoStaffsRCool:
(8.46pm) Oracle: I thought we weren't speaking.
(8.46pm) BoStaffsRCool: This is a peace treaty.
(8.47pm) Oracle: How do I sign?
(8.47pm) BoStaffsRCool: Solve for x. [attached image of yet another complex mathematics equation, with a big X = ? at the bottom]
(8.47pm) Oracle: You drive a hard bargain but I shall do as your request.
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(10.14pm) Oracle: Goddamnit.
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(5.03am) BoStaffsRCool: By chance have you ever dealt with anything involving tesseracts, string theory, quantum physics, and/or the multiverse theory?
(9.00am) Oracle: Not personally. I'll ask Batman about it. Something happen?
(9.32am) BoStaffsRCool: Seems like it. Not sure though. I'll get back to you.
(9.32am) Oracle: All right. You guys stay frosty. Call us if you need anything. We still owe you for the thing with the Foot.
(9:33am) BoStaffsRCool: 👍
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(12.04am) BoStaffsRCool: Something definitely happened!! I think we got teleported to Gotham! Not sure where we are though!
(12.05am) Oracle: Who are you and how did you get this line
(12.05am) BoStaffsRCool: I know I was just talking about string theory and the multiverse, but now is not the time for jokes!!!!
(12.15am) BoStaffsRCool: Batgirl?
(12.17am) BoStaffsRCool: Leo's hurt bad and Raph's unconscious please we need help
(12.20am) BoStaffsRCool: Barb please wejkahlgkdfhjg
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(4.01am) Missed call from Mikey
(4.34am) Missed call from Mikey
(4.38am) Missed call from Mikey
(4.40am) Missed call from Mikey
(4.51am) Missed call from Mikey
(4.53am) Missed call from Mikey
(4.55am) Missed call from Mikey
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(7.09pm) Oracle: Can we talk?
(7.11pm) BoStaffsRCool: Not like I'm going anywhere.
(7.12pm) Call from Oracle
(8.44pm) Call ended
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(12.13pm) BoStaffsRCool: Any chance of convincing this Batman to let us have pizza in his Batcave?
(12.15pm) Oracle: I would pay you to try.
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(5.24pm) Oracle: Where are you guys? We lost track of you.
(5.29pm) Oracle: Donatello, I need a report.
(6.01pm) Missed call from Oracle
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(2.16am) BoStaffsRCool: So
(2.16am) Oracle: Where have you four been!? We've been looking everywhere for you!
(2.18am) BoStaffsRCool: Funny story
(2.18am) BoStaffsRCool: You know how you told us to stay out of Crime Alley?
(2.18am) Oracle: Oh my god.
(2.19am) BoStaffsRCool: [attached image of a photo, Donatello is barely visible in the bottom right corner as just his eye and the top of his head, out of focus from being too close to the camera, he appears to be seated at a table. Michelangelo is kitty corner to him at the same table, a little farther back, with a big grin, throwing up a peace sign, and numerous fresh bruises. Just past him sits Raphael who appears to be fast asleep, head on his folded arms, fresh bandages on his skull. At the opposite end of the table is Leonardo, in deep discussion with a man dressed in black and red, with a leather jacket, and red helmet obscuring his entire face.]
(2.21am) BoStaffsRCool: Anyway he seems nice.
(2.21am) BoStaffsRCool: He gave us pizza.
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(10.19am) Oracle: Batman would like to know how you get past his security systems and got back into Wayne Manor.
(10.21am) Oracle: Donatello, I know you are awake.
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(7.04pm) BoStaffsRCool: Damian just challenged Leo to one-on-one combat.
(7.04pm) Oracle: Normal, by Damian standards.
(7.04pm) BoStaffsRCool: With swords.
(7.04pm) Oracle: Still normal.
(7.05pm) BoStaffsRCool: He was saying something about not believing that "Grandfather" could be beaten so easily by one of the world's slowest creatures. When Mikey told him how Leo kicked Ras in the balls, Damian got very quiet and then challenged Leo.
(7.06pm) Oracle: Ah. Hm. Maybe you should find Batman.
(7.06pm) Oracle: Actually I'm just going to call him.
(7.10pm) BoStaffsRCool: THIS SMALL CHILD IS TRYING TO GUT LEO HELLO??????
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(8.08pm) BoStaffsRCool: In what universe does attempted murder equal an offer of friendship?????
(8.09pm) Oracle: This one, apparently.
(8.09pm) BoStaffsRCool: Touche.
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(11.55am) Oracle: Intel says the last thing we need is coming in that shipment tonight. If we can get it out before the goons close in, we won't have to deal with any potential combat.
(11.55am) BoStaffsRCool: Got it. We'll set up a plan and rendezvous before we head out.
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(9.15pm) Oracle: Oh my god.
(9.15pm) Oracle: You guys are literally trained ninjas. How did you fuck that up so badly.
(10.20pm) BoStaffsRCool: srsly????????
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(3.03am) BoStaffsRCool: Are you awake?
(3.05am) Oracle: No.
(3.08am) Oracle: Sorry, that was supposed to be a joke. Everything all right?
(3.10am) BoStaffsRCool: We can't get the tesseract pathing to work.
(3.10am) BoStaffsRCool: Batgirl is usually the person I bounce ideas off of when I get stuck.
(3.10am) Oracle: Except I'm not Batgirl.
(3.11am) BoStaffsRCool: Sorry. That was tactless on my part.
(3.11am) Oracle: It's all right. I haven't been Batgirl in a long time. I've made peace with that.
(3.13am) Oracle: Listen, I'm not going to pretend to understand half of what you and Tim are doing with this tesseract thing. But you are one of the smartest people I have ever met and I've seen you and your brothers do some amazing things.
(3.14am) Oracle: I've been doing this a long time. Long enough to know that hitting rock bottom means that the only place left to go is up. Don't give up yet. Get some rest, eat a big breakfast tomorrow, and maybe take a break.
(3.14am) Oracle: Sometimes stepping away is the best way to find the answer you're looking for.
(3.16am) BoStaffsRCool:You're pretty good at this wise oracle thing.
(3.16am) Oracle: Shut up and go to sleep, kid.
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(12.10am) BoStaffsRCool: You are never going to BELIEVE what's been happening to us!
(12.10am) Oracle: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN!!!! YOU'VE BEEN MISSING FOR TWO MONTHS AND THAT'S WHAT YOU COME BACK WITH!!?!?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!
(12.10am) BoStaffsRCool: I will see at a form of endearment :)
#lmao what is this idk im very tired#batman vs teenage mutant ninja turtles#batman vs tmnt#i know so much about batman lore you wanna know about batman i don't even care about batman why tf do i know so much fucking batman lore#sage writes turtles
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