#goddamn it vampires

[frenchublog]

spuffy doodles

[laviebohemme]

just two disaster vampires and their electronical assistants against the world.

[verified-villain-fxcker]

The “Fucking Asshole” line had fuck all to do with the act of Armand turning Daniel and everything to do with the resentment of Armand leaving Daniel afterwards.

[s0fter-sin]

vampire au where they can only drink the blood type they were before they were turned. other blood has an almost poisonous effect, burning them from within like acid and drinking too much of it can kill them

in the old days, before the knowledge of blood types, it made humans they could feed on absolutely precious. they're kept safe, pampered and doted on; a vampire’s most prized possession

attacking another vampire's human is seen as the highest insult; not only is it a slight against them, it also carries the implication of "i want you to starve"

it's also used as the cruelest of punishments; starving a vampire for months, until they're feral with hunger just for their torturer to throw in a random human, watching them desperately suck down poison, their instincts begging them to keep drinking even as it kills them

ghost is one of the few who survived it; thrown in a pit so deep, he saw stars in the middle of the day, left with nothing but the dried bodies of the humans roba drained without care, others with their throats slit, blood he can't drink spilled out around them

a taunt of the one thing he needs but will never get

but ghost hasn't survived this long just to give up here

he refuses to die in this stinking, rotted pit

ghost is a force of nature as he descends over roba's manor; killing any who wander into his path until the halls run red. until he gets his hands on roba and tells him a secret:

vampires can feed on the blood of any vampire, regardless of blood type

it becomes a legend in vampire high society; if you starve another, you'd best make sure they actually die

otherwise you might end up piled in a dining room, the vampire you left for dead lounging on a throne of corpses with his fangs lodged in your throat

ghost decimates roba's empire, burning it to the ground until no one dares to speak his name in fear of incurring his wrath. it's incredibly taboo for a vampire to feed off another but ghost's too powerful for anyone to challenge him and the other vampires are too scared to try. scared of what he's willing to do, the lengths he'll go to; not that they'll ever admit it

soap is the first human he ever brings to court; delicately bathed in the finest silks and jewels, his throat always bare so he can show off ghost's ownership, his bite framed in lace

he's not like the delicate waifs the other vampires show off; he doesn't cling to his master, demure and submissive. he shows off his teeth as often as any vampire, fully willing to rip out the throats of any who insult him or ghost

a feral master needs a just as feral pet

[watcherglowcloud]

daniel molloy really went to the house of someone who could very easily and with little hesitation kill him. and then just decided to be a bitch to him the entire time. goals

[sophsun1]

ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand + Outfit Appreciation

[hellalugosi]

given Armand's skewed perception of time ("100 years ago, a week ago, what is time to a vampire?"), it would be kind of funny if he showed back up in 2026 acting as if he had literally just run to the store when he sees Daniel again

"Why are you so upset, we just saw each other."

"FOUR YEARS AGO, ARMAND. FOUR YEARS."

"As I said?? We just saw each other??"

[iwtv-az-hours]

Armand: 😭😭😭 I thought I would be able to prevent it, but the coven pulled the big guns on me

it was the vampire samuel with a prop scythe How could I have defended myself Louis oooh how they managed to outthink us

[definitelynotarabbit]

I don't think we talk enough about how Stargate's wraith aka space vampires had one of the most outside the box vampire powers to ever grace TV. Like kudos to whoever said "hey fuck it we're gonna take one of the most one dimensional villain races we've ever made which can very accurately be described as space vampires and just completely blow that idea out of the water with a single scene showing that they have miles more depth than you could ever guess".

I mean come on why am I not seeing more vampire fanfic where the vamp can give life in the same manner that they can take it?! It's such a groundbreaking idea in a trope that short of this the most recent big change of pace was glitter.

That single scene where it looks like Todd just killed John but then he turns around and gives him back more years than he took? Mwah chefs kiss. Possibly the most efficient story telling I've seen.

Anyway I support queer agenda that episode suggested and am eternally devastated that Todd didn't become a Teal'c level character but with extra gay because telepathy.

[the-crooked-library]

what I learned from season 2 of IWTV is that a distressingly large amount of people cannot tell the difference between a consensual BDSM dynamic and assault/abuse, nor do they know anything about how kink actually works

it’s not unhealthy for Armand to be submissive or delve into maître/slave kink dynamics. in fact it’s something people do to explore and get past their traumas all the time irl. additionally, he is like five times older and more powerful than Louis, he wasn’t being forced to do anything, nor could Louis ever actually force him. the kink was probably the healthiest aspect of their relationship, what fucked them over was a jumble of commitment issues, a lack of trust, and eventual murder - which is something that would cause problems in any relationship ever, no matter how vanilla.

the Point of the tragedy is that they were on the precipice of something happy, but Louis hesitated for too long and Armand couldn’t recognize when he was loved, and the kink had nothing to do with it, for fuck’s sake. Louis wasn’t abusive and it’s not bad or wrong for Armand to want to be a sub -

[attractive-nuisance-esq]

Louis in his New Orleans Saints cap is also driving me insane because he’s literally put his Saint Louis hat back on like

just watch my whole brain leak out my ears

[bunnykaye]

Polinween Week 4 - "Fangs For The Memories" Pen is noticing something different with her childhood best friend Colin (also, she's in love with him for 5eva).. will she find out what it is?👀👀

[eldritchearthworm]

ASTARION POINT (FROM THE DND STREAM WHERE HE FANBOYS ABOUT DRIZZT DO'URDEN)

[willowkatt]

mikey way you will NEVER beat the werewolf allegations...

honorable "how could i forget": mikey the whole time in the watchmen premiere interview

[yutapet]

Interview with the Vampire (1994) dir. Neil Jordan

[propertyofjameswilson]

Sookie, that's our vampire pookie