#like 😒

[verified-villain-fxcker]

Y’all slept on Renfield 2023 so bad.

[firemenenthusiast]

they should invent a new movie where archie’s in it. that’d be so cool just think about it

[lottie-loo]

This??? Feels unprompted??? Unwarranted?? Ouch???

Pump the hate brakes fox and friends

Jokes on you I already tried but it didn’t work

[allthebestcowgirls]

kissing is overrated don’t worry about it

i'm so sorry but literally shut up

[se-dissimuler]

if he loses he should smash his racket it will create some funny discourse

[rainbowbuck]

“likes don’t do anything” okkkkaayyyyy so what. I need my mutual to understand how hilarious I think their textpost about their day is. how else can I do that

[ihophashbrowns]

(g)entrification-idle got some nerve dropping music today

[willabee]

she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)

[senruthmartinsbob]

What are you doing….

[kariningss]

so many new moonjo fics omg bless the lord

[coco6420]

PLEASEEEE you cannot convince me that Poseidon going "in all my years of living, it isn't very often that i get pissed off" isnt the same thing as your elementary teacher going "in my 20 years of teaching, i have never had a less well behaved class".

[nnikoneko]

Bkdk based on this manga panel i greatly misunderstood

[kittykatninja321]

Listen we all entitled to our pet headcanons but I must say this. I can tolerate a Jason Todd-Wayne but I draw the line at Jason Wayne. Jason is too insane about his parents to ever drop the Todd name be fucking forreal. That’s Catherine Todd’s son right there like cmon

[choccy-milky]

nothing like some rest and relaxation after a long day of travelling 😇💕 ((from my oneshot! ao3/wattpad))

[uniltsatirey]

Someone scream at me cause I fckin 🫠 why does my dialogue sound so fckin awkward and unrealistic

I’m really trynna finish writing this series so I can auto-schedule it 🙄🙄

[hopeswriting]

reminder that if you back tsuna into a corner he

A) sends you right back into the worst prison for mafia criminals you just escaped from, but even worse than before (enjoy being unconscious and tied up in your one room swimming pool for the next 10 years)

B) freezes you with flames burning so hot they turned into ice (< this isn't how the zero point breakthrough is explained in canon but it's the more dramatic explanation), fully knowing you were already frozen by similar ones for 8 years until, like, a month prior

C) burns you fucking alive and also undoes the last 10 years of your existence across all existing timelines. also he won't think anything about it afterwards ever (?????? like. it's not that he didn't deserve it, to be clear, but damn. 😭😭😭 middle schoolers when you just want to take over the world(s) for a bit, smdh 🙄)

D) is willing to become the boss of the most powerful mafia family in the world with a bloodstained history if it means getting the opportunity to get his hands on you and kill you beat the shit out of you. but you're lucky he likes you so you could stay on very thin ice long enough for both of you to clear things up

E) gangs up against you with all the current and future strongest people in the world, and then punches you so hard he makes you see the light of doing the right thing despite your centuries years old deep rooted hatred which singlehandedly kept you alive as an undead person

also reminder he did all that while he was only 14 years old. this is all things he did in less than a year.

this is tsuna's resume during the course of less than a year of proper mafia business.

so, you know. the next time he goes "i just want my friends and i to be safe and happy and live in peace. 🥺🥺🥺 please don't make me fight you to make it happen? 👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺"

just maybe, consider listening to him