#god’s wisdom

[quinnduck]

Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

[im-an-apollogist]

Calypso I hate you but I love you but I hate you but I love you but I hate you but i love you but I hate you but I love you but I hate you

[stardayzzing]

[Athena & Apollo]

This is an absolutely shit doodle but all I can think abt is how funny it was that Apollo just went "Idk he killed some sirens and I like songs so that kinda sucks" and Athena was like "they were gonna kill him" and Apollo like "Damn ur right"

[thetiredprometheus]

[baambastic]

I see your “Apollo agreed so easily because he doesn’t care about Odysseus” and raise you “the god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so he’s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.”

[sloanslone]

Hey, so I thought of this! (Pls be nice)

Since Hermes comes to Uber Ody(spoilers)...

Hermes Vs Calypso :p

My designs might change though.... 😭

[woodlandcoffeiii]

Athena: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR, HE’S JUST A MAN! 🎀

I have no idea how Tumblr works but hello Epic/Greek mythology fandom I’m your new roommate now

[msbunnat]

🦉 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒂𝒓 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒓

Here is my Atena design!

I'm thinking of making her a little more muscular, but slender, as if she represented the agility of battles. She rarely smiles, like a strict teacher who wants the best for you and one way or another, she will always be remembered. Also her snakes re a refference to medusa, as they represent each other (as my friend told me and I love to see like that).

And! Apollo and Athena after 'God Games' in EPIC - the musical and she gets this lightning scar.

Zeus beat the crap out of her, but he would never kill Athena!! And I like that it suits him to be so strict with her, at least for me, she is the oldest daughter and the one who suffers the most pressure. What I dont like... its that in Epic, Zeus changed to look worse again!! ;w; really, he was way chill about releasing Odisseus and just wanted to not upset Poseidon in the process....

[caleohateclub]

OH MY GODS.

Jorge made his dad Hephaestus because his dad literally helped him build the booth that made EPIC possible.

Of course Hephaestus is the person who built the booth that the EPIC cast sings in, it only makes sense. Genius.

[tears-that-heal]

”That is why I tell you not to worry about everyday life—whether you have enough food and drink, or enough clothes to wear. Isn’t life more than food, and your body more than clothing? Look at the birds. They don’t plant or harvest or store food in barns, for your heavenly Father feeds them. And aren’t you far more valuable to him than they are?“

(‭‭Matthew‬ ‭6‬:‭25‬-‭26‬ ‭NLT‬‬)

https://bible.com/bible/116/mat.6.26.NLT

[sevensees7]

fun fact at the very end of the livestream you can see jorge's reaction to the crash. so i made a new meme template

[fabuloustrash05]

God Games in a Nutshell:

Athena: I played your game and won!

Zeus: Nuh-uh.

Athena: …

Athena: THE FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH-UH”?!

[im-an-apollogist]

Has this been done before? (probably)

[aureallegories]

Zeus really challenged his daughter, the goddess of strategy and wisdom, to a challenge of logic and reasoning and then got upset because he was surprised she won

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Athena’s arguements in a nutshell

Athena: (to Apollo) The sirens started it, now they are less dumb. (It worked, cause valid argument)

Athena: (To Hephaestus) His crew f***ing sucked, but he can rebuild when he gets home. (It worked because valid arguement)

Athena: (to Aphrodite) Heartbreak ain’t permanent. Suck it up. (It worked cause Athena is scary when mad)

Athena: (To Ares) Odysseus will kill SOO MANY people when he gets back. And if you ever insult Telemachus again, I WILL cut your nuts off. (It worked because Ares respects bloodlust)

Athena: (To Hera) Odysseus is so loyal to his wife, he resisted the advances of two hot goddesses, the later of which he was stuck with for 7 years. (It worked because she is the goddess of marriage and this is the biggest f*** you to Zeus so she agreed)

Athena: (To Zeus) I won your game, so release him. (It failed cause Zeus is a petty bitch with a tiny dong)

[asavt]

Once upon a time a small rat walked into my web...