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Tis done!
Nothing like a good luck kiss to send your almost bf back to Hell uwu
#pepper's art#every day I torture myself with backgrounds#but I'm slowly getting better#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#god hazbin hotel#god x sir pentious#huehuehue#heavenly serpent au#I saw emo make angel blushes yellow and just realized that would make more sense lmaooo#anyway I'm experimenting uwu
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*sees Alastor and Vox arguing*
Gen!Z reader: Gurl bye, itβs giving enemies to loversπβ
*arguing stops*
Alastor: π???
Vox: ..Itβs giving WHAT?!π€¬
#cmon vox we all know the truth#like bffr it ainβt even that seriousπ#god I love bullying himπ€ (affectionately)π«ΆπΌ#meanwhile alastor is just confused as fuck#and probably plotting for murder#but he wonβt do it cause he knows weβre entertainingβΊοΈ#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#vox x reader#alastor x vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#hazbin vaggie#hazbin charlie#hazbin lucifer#hazbin valentino#nifty hazbin hotel#hazbin sir pentious
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π»βοΈ π π΅π Finally colored these! I was struggling with Luci for a minute there.
#hazbin hotel fanart#radioapple#alastor#lucifer morningstar#lucifer x alastor#what kind of drinks do you guys think everyone else drinks#i feel like sir pentious either drinks tea or like... shotguns monster energy and theres like no inbetween with those headcanons#god what if he boils it#the real reason they had to kill pentious
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I haven't posted my Hazbin drawings in a while..
So here are my newer ones!
#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#drawing#hazbin hotel fanart#vox the tv demon#sir pentious#alastor fanart#alastor#hazbin alastor#bill cipher#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls art#god hazbin hotel#radiostatic week#alastor x vox#radiostatic week 2024#radio static#staticradio#onewaybroadcast#valentino#vees#vox#voxval#vaggie#vaggie hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#chaggie#charlie hazbin hotel#angel lucifer
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I read @peppermint-whiskers 's zestious fic "Message Received" after a reread of their "God possesses Sir Pentious Au" seris and this is all I could think about during it
(I didn't have a picture of Elohim so they stay as Jesus for this meme lmao)
#God is just worried about his lamb#his ass does NOT trust Zestial π#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#zestial#zestious#sir pentious x zestial#zestial x sir pentious#sirzest#slitherweb#cobrasilk#cobra silk#ancientsnake#snakespeare#god posseses pentious au#god possesses pentious au
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Β°βΒ°Hazbin Gods AU Incorrect quotesΒ°βΒ°
Lucifer: *About to cry* I miss my wife, Alastor.
Alastor: Well, I miss my clown and I'm not acting like a baby
βββββββ βͺ Β°βΒ° β« βββββββ
Alastor: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Vox: And?
Alastor: And you are.
βββββββ βͺ Β°βΒ° β« βββββββ
Vox: Are we fighting or flirting?
Alastor: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Vox: Your point?
βββββββ βͺ Β°βΒ° β« βββββββ
Vaggie: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Charlie: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
βββββββ βͺ Β°βΒ° β« βββββββ
Angel Dust : Husk, you know how much I love youβ¦
Husk: Whaddya want?
Angel Dust : A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!
βββββββ βͺ Β°βΒ° β« βββββββ
Carmilla: Do you know why I called you in here?
Zestial: Because I accidentally ate your cat again?
Carmilla: *Starts pouring two glasses of wine.* Exactly.
βββββββ βͺ Β°βΒ° β« βββββββ
Sir Pentious: Crushes are the worst. Whenever Iβm near mine, I start acting stupid.
Cherri: You always act stupid.
Cherri: ...
Cherri: Wait...
βββββββ βͺ Β°βΒ° β« βββββββ
Alastor: *Singing* He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice
Niffty: *Also singing* Santa Claus is calling you out!
βββββββ βͺ Β°βΒ° β« βββββββ
Rosie: *Watching Alastor manipulate Charlie to get Vox back* I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
βββββββ βͺ Β°βΒ° β« βββββββ
Emily: *Watching Sera singing in front of the fireplace like Frollo*
Emily: ...
Emily: I think it's time to book a therapy session.
#hazbin gods au#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel au#stray gods#hazbin alastor#hazbin lucifer#lucifer x lilith#lucilith#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin lilith#hazbin niffty#niffty#hazbin cherri bomb#cherri hazbin hotel#cherri bomb#cherrisnake#sir pentious#hazbin husk#hazbin angel dust#hazbin charlie#hazbin carmilla#hazbin zestial#hazbin vaggie#vaggie#staticradio
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ok but like-
Vox tells Sir Pentious to off himself in ep 2 right? Alastor finds out about that. he and Vox got beef and they both are willing to punch below to belt just to get the upper hand on each other. soooo-
Alastor starts fake dating Sir Pentious after the incident. Sir Pentious is just obvious to this whole fake dating, he's just happy that Alastor is finally noticing him, Vox is screaming and crying in a corner like "it should'a been me!" and the entire time Alastor is just laughing in aroace
(bonus Alastor starts wondering if it's all worth it because he starts feeling emotions towards sir pentious that are less "im gonna kill you in your sleep" to "some days i can tolerate your presence"
#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#alastor#hazbin vox#radiosnake#but like in a queer-platonic way#I don't ship it because they have feelings for each other I ship it because it's a frickin' wet dog x literal god dynamic#i need more vox and sir pentious interaction#the angst#it's like right there#CEO of sir pentious simp#i can deny it no longer#teehee
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Howdy! π Salutations! ππ¦π»
Here is the next chapter of the Deer Gods AU ^^ I already post it on AO3 but I'll soon post it on Wattpad.
Emily wants to make amends with the Deer Gods despite it being against her mentor's beliefs.
And Charlie still hopes to be able to establish contact with Humans.
Will they be able to find each other and establish a bond?
The next chapters will take a little longer to be posted but this fiction is not abandoned. We even have big plans for the future ^^ We will post them as soon as they are finished.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel au#deer gods au#radioapple#appleradio#lucifer x alastor#deer lucifer#deer alastor#deer charlie#hazbin lucifer#lucifer morningstar#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#charlie morningstar#hazbin charlie#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel emily#vaggie hazbin hotel#sir pentious#hazbin pentious#hazbin hotel pentious#niffty#niffty hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#hazbin hotel adam
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Hello!
I figured Iβd dip my toes into writing (and matchups) for Hazbin Hotel!!
MasterList :)
Requests:
Won'ts: NSFW
These will most like be blurbs or headcanons! I'll also just post my random thoughts!
I will write for every character even the angels! You can request Alastor and Nifty, but only platonically!
Iβll do my best to keep them in character but for more the toxic characters they will be a bit ooc but hopefully not too much!
Request humans au or any au really!
For Matchups:
tell me as much as you want itβll lead to a better match! Definitely pronouns and sexuality of course, but your demon form would be cool too!
Update: theyβre only closed because Iβm going at such a slow pace and my break isnβt long! Iβll open them again when Iβve done them all!
Also: If you want to know who I'm really picturing when I do this think of Chol's design
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel imagine#hazbin hotel x reader#charlie x reader#vaggie x reader#valentino x reader#vox x reader#velvette x reader#angel dust x reader#angel x reader#husk x reader#sir pentious x reader#cherri bomb x reader#lucifer x reader#I think thatβs everyone? god this is a lot of tags#oh wait#lute x reader#adam x reader#rosie x reader
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hiii can i request a silly little scene i have in my head? ok so!
alastor x wife! reader- theyve been together since they were alive, legit partners in crime they both encouraged eachother to kill and when they reunited in hell after around 8 years they were independent once again UNTIL They got in trouble with Lilith and she took reader to be like her slave until Alastor finished helping Charie with her dream (until he helped prove that demons can be redeemed) so they didnt see each other for another 7 years (his absence)
And all throughout the first season hes like βI miss my wife, Husk. I miss her a lotβ (while drunk-) like that one sonic dub meme and starts shaping his shadow creature into reader and talking to it and everyone is like βm yep heβs officially lost it.β
BUT then Sir Pentious is redeemed and Lilith sees and shes like βdamn :/β and send reader to the new hotel via portal and reader just. falls on the ground in front of the big entrance and everyone hears it and they rush out and Alastor is quiet, wide eyed and reader goes smth like βi know- i shouldnt have accepted it in your name but-β blah blah she rambles on about it and Alastor just goes βYoure as beautiful as the day I los you.β LIKE THAT HEARYBREAKING SCENE FROM HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 ;-; and everyone reacts in their own way
I REALLY NEED THIS BUT I LACK THE ABILITIES TO DO IT HEEELP (love u)
A/N oh bestie,, i got you. I was actually planning on something similar where Alastor was getting drunk at a bar and talking about the love of his life (I'm still gonna write that one too but I really like this prompt!!) You guys really come up with the best requests, please keep sending them in.
Fuel and the Fire (Alastor x Wife!Partner-in-Crime!Reader)
Pairing: Alastor x Reader
Warnings: ANGST also bad words (idk why i wrote the warnings like this). Also Angel Dust is in this one and I love him but he is a warning on his own.
Word Count: 2,392
Master Lists:
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Hazbin Hotel Master List
Alastor and Y/n, partners in crime, the fuel and the fire. On a first glance, it would be assumed she was his fuel, the coal and dry leaves he fed himself by. Once anyone got to know them -- and god, what trouble a person was in if they got to know them -- they quickly realized it was the other way around.
Hand in hand from day one, from childhood. Running from the cops, washing the blood off one another's faces. In the living world and life after death, nothing could tear them apart. He was the soil she planted herself in, he was her rock and Y/n? Well she was Alastor's everything. He'd do anything at all for her, all she had to do was ask.
For a decade, they terrified the living world. They were the reason to double check the lock on the door before bed, they were the ominous shadow at the corner. When cold death wrapped them in his reckless grasp, they turned their terror on Hell.
The pair made a name for themselves quickly, filling up the airwaves and making waves in the underworld. For generations, they reigned supreme. For generations, they knew no fear. Then one day, they simply disappeared.
When Alastor reappeared on the streets seven years later without his shadow, the town was alight with gossip. No one knew where he had been, where she still was, or why he had returned but Alastor quickly rebuilt his operation, setting up shop at Lucifer's daughter's Hazbin Hotel along with several of the souls he owned.
The hotel's other residents and workers were distrustful of the man, to say the least. He was shifty, wore a constant smile, and rumors circled around him like birds of prey. That was until about three months into his stay, at least.
Angel hadn't meant to eavesdrop. He'd been coming down to the bar for a drink and a rant of his own when he'd heard the familiar, crackling voice of the Hotel's host.
"I just... I miss her so much, Husk."
He sounded sad, utterly dejected. Angel crouched down on the staircase, hiding his slim body behind one of the ornate posts supporting the railing.
"You keep saying that but do nothing to go find her. She disappeared the same time as you, you know." came Husk's gruff reply.
"I know she did."
"You keep saying that, acting like you know something. Admit it: you don't know shit, Alastor."
Alastor's radio waves faltered, squeaking slightly. Angel tensed in terror, wondering if he'd been found out. This was clearly a private conversation, and the Radio Demon was testy at the best of times. Right now he seemed positively furious.
"Don't test me, Husk." Alastor said after a moment, breaking the tense silence, "She... we both got roped into something. I am doing my part, she is doing hers."
Angel straightened himself up, deciding it was high time he entered the room. He still wanted that drink, after all. He let his feet fall heavily on the stairs, alerting the others to his presence. Husk turned toward the sound, meeting Angel's eyes as he entered the bar. Alastor, on the other hand, kept his back to the spider demon.
Taking a seat beside Alastor, Husk immediately poured Angel a drink and slid it across the counter towards him.
"So, tough night, Smiles?" Angel asked, turning to Alastor who downed the rest of his drink in a single gulp.
"I don't know what you're talking about, my good fellow." Alastor hummed in response.
There was a threat in his voice, but Angel could tell the demon's heart wasn't in it. Everything was just, odd.
"Yeah... sure..." Angel scoffed, taking a sip of his own drink.
"Radio man was crying to me about his wife five seconds ago." Husk grumbled and Angel's eyes went wide.
"You have a wife?" he asked, turning back to Alastor, "I mean, I get it. I'm in to the whole 'tall dark and creepy' thing too but, you care about someone? I donβt know if I can see it.β
Alastor's eyes narrowed as he turned on Husk. The cat demon rolled his eyes in a brazen display of disrespect. He knew his master well, knew this was the only thing he had any leverage with the man on. With a deep breath, Alastor placed his hands firmly on the bar top and pulled himself to his feet. Not saying another word, he disappeared into his shadows.
That had been the first odd occurrence. Of course Angel had told Charlie and Charlie had told everyone, had even approached Alastor about it. The Radio Demon brushed it all off with skill and for a while, things were quiet.
About a month later, the second strange thing began happening. Alastor had always had a certain sway over shadows, everyone knew that. However, he very rarely used them, brought them out if it wasn't to hide him or take him where he needed to be. Then, suddenly, one began to follow him.
"Uh, Alastor?" Charlie had timidly approached him the first time she saw this happening.
"Yes, Charlie my dear?" Alastor asked, turning to face her as he tossed his microphone in the air, catching it neatly in the center of the stand.
"Well, we were just wondering if everything was... okay?" she asked, her hands behind her back and a pointed gaze on the shadow.
"If everything..." Alastor trailed off, following the path of Charlie's gaze and realizing what was going on, "No, no my dear. Everything is quite all right, quite alright indeed."
"Well, okay... If you say so." Charlie had relented after a few moments, unsure of what else to do.
Eventually, the members of the Hazbin Hotel grew used to the shadows, they too slipped out of their minds. Overcome with impending doom of the extermination just a month away, Alastor's strange behavior was no longer a priority.
That had been until the third odd occurrence came into being. It was Sir Pentious who had noticed it first, drawing it to the group's attention as Alastor walked through the lobby and past the group doing trust exercises there on his way to some meeting or another with the other overlords.
"Sir Pentious?" Charlie had called, trying to bring him back to earth as he watched the place Alastor had occupied, "Sir Pentious?"
"Pentious!" Vaggie yelled and his head snapped to her, "You're not coming up with some new plan to attack Alastor, are you?"
"No!" he quickly exclaimed, waving his hands frantically in the air, "Not at all just..."
"What?" Vaggie asked through gritted teeth, advancing a step forward, her spear in hand.
"It's just... doesn't that shadow Alastor has had following him well.... doesn't it kind of look like a woman?"
Husk broke out into wild laughter while Angel widened his eyes.
"Oh, he's definitely lost it now." Husk exclaimed as he calmed himself, clutching his stomach, "If I knew Y/n was the secret to breaking him down, I woulda done something about it years ago."
"No you wouldn't have, ya big talker." Angel teased, elbowing the cat demon lightly.
"Y/n?" Sir Pentious asked.
"Alastor's wife. That was her name." Husk replied.
"Did you know her?" Charlie asked.
Alastor had left the hotel, the threat that had held their questions at bay for months was gone and the topic was right. Husk nodded.
"So, what's she like?" Angel asked suggestively, "Is she more of a dom? Does deer boy like to get dicked down by his lady?"
"Gross." Charlie shook her head, her hands to her temples, "I do not want to know that."
"She's a good kid." Husk said after a moment, "She's nice..."
He trailed off.
"But?" Vaggie prompted, sensing there was more that he wanted to say.
Husk sighed.
"If you think Alastor is trouble, she's a fucking house fire set for the insurance money."
"So probably not interested in being a guest." Charlie dejectedly stated.
Husk shrugged.
"You never know. It has been seven years since anyone has seen her. Alastor allegedly knows where she's at but, he hasn't gone after her. Just keeps whining to me about it so, I don't know. Maybe she's changed. I doubt it though. Sweet as a pea, sharp as a knife."
Charlie had never felt such relief as when she learned Alastor had not died in the chaos of the battle. The hotel was destroyed, heaven was pissed, Sir Pentious had died but, at least he was alright. They rebuilt the hotel, Alastor's same shadow of a woman trailing after him wherever he went. After about a week, thanks to all the angelic and demonic powers involved in the construction, the new Hotel was finished.
It was just as they put the finishing touches on the place, hung the portrait of Sir Pentious they'd commissioned above the fire place, that a portal opened in the lobby. Everyone tensed, banding together behind Charlie and Alastor. Angels were coming, they were sure of it.
A crash echoed from the other side, a sharp yell and then something tumbled through the portal. With a flash, the portal disappeared behind the shape of a person huddled on the floor. She coughed violently.
Alastor's eyes went wide. Everyone else was too distracted to notice, but if they'd have been paying attention, they would have seen his shadow disappear.
The girl was filthy, her clothes torn and her hair tangled. She let out another, sharp cough before slowly lifting her head. Alastor took a trembling step forward.
"Y/n?" he asked, his voice soft in disbeleif.
A smile, wide and sharp, split the woman's bruised face in two.
"Hey hun, I'm home."
In a flash, he was at her side, helping her to her feet, checking her for wounds.
"Jesus, Y/n." he sighed, "You're a mess."
"I know."
"Y/n-"
"I know. I shouldn't have done it, you don't need to lecture me. I didn't have a choice. It was you or me, Al. I couldn't... I can't... I had to. You've gotta understand."
"Sweetheart-"
Y/n cut him off again, her speech a single, constant, stressed-out stream.
"It was stupid, I know. I know. I really do but, she gave me the option and I couldn't say no cause then if I said no you'd really be the one in trouble a-"
Alastor raised a hand gently to her cheek and Y/n's words caught in her throat. She looked up at him, meeting his eyes at last.
"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."
His voice was soft, so quiet the others could barely hear him. Y/n's cheeks flushed a bright pink. Her hands found the lapels of his jacket, holding them lightly.
"I.." she stuttered, her mind racing.
With a sigh and a slight shake of her head, she gave up in the search for words and buried herself in his chest. Alastor wrapped his arms around Y/n, pressing her tightly into his frame.
"God, I missed you." she said, her voice muffled by the fabric.
Alastor pressed a gentle kiss to the top of her head.
"I love you." she continued, "I'm so sorry."
Alastor pulled her off of him, leaning down the slightest bit so they were eye to eye. Y/n, wiped a stray tear away, letting out a slight, sad laugh. Alastor's eyes traversed her face, caressing every crevasse.
"I'm so glad your alright but, I don't understand." he said at last, "How are you back? The deal..."
Y/n nodded and Alastor's eyes went wider still. Leaning on Alastor's shoulder for support, she turned her eyes onto the rest of the group.
"You must be Charlie." she hummed softly, meeting the young demon's gaze.
Taking a deep breath, Charlie stepped forward and nodded.
"Yes, I am. I run the Hazbin Hotel, which is where you are, to help rehabilitate sinners."
"I know." Y/n nodded, her voice quavering slightly, "I've heard so much about you. You... my dear, it worked."
"I- what?" every other question died in Charlie's throat, shock shot through her body like a bullet.
"It worked." Y/n confirmed, "You did it. I had a deal, a deal which Alastor went to your side to get me out of. If you succeeded in redeeming a soul with his aid, I would be free. And here I am."
"Here you are." Alastor repeated, spinning Y/n to face him once again.
She wobbled unsteadily on her feet. Catching sight of this along with the numerous wounds all over her body, Alastor scooped Y/n up into his arms like he did when they had first been married, when they had crossed the first threshold together. Y/n looped her arms around his neck, exhaustion seeping in with the relief as she let her head fall on his chest.
"Vaggie..." Charlie began as she turned to her girlfriend, "you don't think..."
"Pentious?" Vaggie asked and Charlie nodded.
"It's gotta be." Angel confirmed.
"You did good, kid." Husk smiled, patting Charlie on the back.
Y/n raised her head at the sound of a familiar voice, her eyes opening.
"Husker?" she asked with a smile.
The cat demon stepped forward, bowing slightly.
"Husker! I-"
"Enough of that, my love." Alastor cut her off, tapping her nose gently, "You need a shower and some rest. You can meet everyone in the morning."
Y/n crossed her arms, narrowing her eyes as she looked up at her husband.
"Promise?"
"Yes, I promise." he sighed.
"Does that mean you're staying?" Charlie asked tentatively and the couple turned to her.
"Whatever the little lady desires." Alastor stated, looking back down at his wife in a lovestruck daze.
"Yes, Charlie. We're staying." Y/n laughed, "Things need to start changing around here and I don't see anyone else doing a god damn thing to make that happen except for you."
"I.." Charlie was speechless, the kindness this fear inspiring woman was directing towards her, having never met her before. What Husk had said made sense, she smiled, "Thank you. I don't know what you did, but that you both so much."
"Anything for my favorite girl." Alastor kissed Y/n softly.
"Oh, get a room." Angel scoffed, rolling his eyes.
#x reader#fic writer#x reader one shot#x reader fics#x reader writer#alastor#alastor the radio demon#alastor x reader#fanfic#fanfic writer#please request#requests open#requests#request#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor fanfiction#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#hazbin spoilers#the radio demon#radio demon#x reader fanfic#x you#x reader fanfiction
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Guess who's playing with God designs??
#my brain FINALLY decided HEY lets give them a body!!#first picture was from a concept a friend had#i desperately wanna ramble but idk how much would be spoilers ughh#anyway the ship has sailed im finally admitting to myself i fully ship tiis#this*#f u c k#god x pentious real#whats the ship name? heavenlyserpent?#is there a space in between??#got so many eyes and for what??#all for looking at his cute bf uwu#pfpfpffjf ive rambled enough-#pepper's art#traditional art#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#sir pentious x god#god x sir pentious#heavenlyserpent#heavenly serpent#im going with both-#heavenly serpent au#god hazbin hotel
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*On the phone*
Reader: I wanna do bad things to you~π
Valentino: Oooo yeah? Like what, amorcito?~π
Reader: Like break your FUCKING NECK and gouge your eyes out and RIP-
Valentino: πΆ *hangs up*
Angel: *recording in the background, dying of laughter*
#angel be like: youβre doing amazinβ dollfaceπ#val wouldnβt stand a chance#put reader and niffty up to the task and theyβll get the job done#anything for my spider boyπ#Vox and velvette be like: yikesβ¦rip I guess?#anyway Iβm back on my bullshit with another one of these!#since yall liked the vox one so much#this is from vine god blessππΌ#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin angel dust#hazbin alastor#hazbin husk#hazbin vaggie#hazbin valentino#hazbin vox#nifty hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie#hazbin velvette#hazbin lucifer#hazbin sir pentious#angel dust x reader
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La Vie en RoseπΉ - Alastor X Reader
Requested by @hitherethea
"Ugh FML!" Groaning out loud, your body was slowly making its way to somewhere quiet. Today was a very unlucky day, as there was many mishaps that left you feeling frustrated and emotionally drained. Earlier in the morning, you dropped a few plates while putting them away for Niffty. Niffty said it was fine and cleaned up the mess, but it left you feeling extremely guilty. After that incident, you were tasked with getting some groceries for the kitchen, only to being catcalled and nearly sexually harassed by some grotesque reptile demons once you started to head back to the hotel. Nothing happened to you physically, but god, why do some people have to be so gross?! Once you got back, your head got nearly speared by Vaggie on accident when you walked in through the door. She wasn't aiming for you thankfully, she was trying to hit Sir Pentious after he accidentally blasted her favorite ribbon with a laser gun. She grabbed the spear and ran away to catch Sir Pentious, yelling out an apology to you as she chased after a screaming snake slithering down the hallway.
Lord you couldn't catch a break. Your only place of sanctuary was the porch in your room. The view always helped you relaxed and the breeze was nice, despite the mass pollution in the air. Entering your room, you slowly made your way to the porch. The sky was covered in stars, but instead of pitch black, it was a dark vermilion. Well, this was Hell, so it was better then nothing. Heaving a sigh, you moved to one of the chairs on the porch and took a seat, throwing your head back as you tried to relax from the migraine that was starting to form. A few minutes went by as you continued to lean back in the chair, listening to the sounds of the cars screeching below and people yelling profanities at one another. "Why the long face my dear?" A static voice appeared next to your head, causing you to jolt and nearly fall off the chair. Looking up, you see a certain deer demon, leaning down due to his tall height, smiling like a jester at your reaction. "Not funny Al." Grumbling from your position, you got up and sat back properly in your seat. Alastor stood up to his normal position, and broke into a fit of laughter, probably still finding your reaction hilarious. "HAHA! Apologies, my dear! I didn't expect you to take a tumble!" He made his way over to the other chair and sat down, placing his microphone against the wall, before turning to you with his legs crossed and hands on his lap. Finding his response ridiculous, you rolled your eyes. "Yeah right. You enjoy scaring the crap out of everyone."
Shrugging his shoulders, he continued to stare at you, smiling widely. "Anyhoo! What seems to be troubling you, my dear?" Alastor asked you, as he continued to stare at you. His sharp smile turn to a more soft grin as he awaited your response. Sighing again, your eyes turn back to gaze at the view. "Not a very good day today. I made a mess for Niffty, almost got raped by some gross lizard-like demons when I left the grocery store, and then the icing on the cake was getting nearly speared by Vaggie from her chasing after Sir Pentious." Alastor continued to listen to you, his face changing a bit from slight sadness to extreme anger, especially when you mentioned the demons who tried to assault you. Looks like he has some hunting to do later. He may be a serial killer, but any inappropriate actions towards a lady infuriates him. Pushing his feelings of carnage away, he continued to stare at you. Your body was slouched on the chair as your eyes continued to stare at the sky. Instead of the kind smile you usually wore, it was replaced with a somber frown. Moving his hand slowly, he placed his clawed hand on your head, giving you a slight rub. He wasn't use to acts of affection, so this was the best he could offer. "Is there something I can do to make that frown of yours turn back into a smile?" Surprised by Al's words, you looked back at him. He was still smiling, but he was staring at you with kind eyes. You found it sweet that he wanted to cheer you up instead of leaving you alone in your negative emotions. Thinking long and hard about what you wanted, you came to a conclusion.
"Um, could you sing for me perhaps?" Al nearly froze at your request. Out of all the things you wanted, you wanted to hear him sing? Oh what a charming doll you were! Alastors smile grew tremendously, almost to the point it broke his face. Grabbing his microphone, he turned to you, positively joyful at your request. "My my! What an adorable request! Now then! What song would you like me to sing my dear? Request away!" Alastor was beaming at you. He was surprisingly cute like this, but you wouldn't tell him that. Any song? This was tough. You knew he was a fan of oldies and jazz and detested some music genres. Soon you came up with the perfect song for him to sing to you. Blushing at him, you looked away from him, twirling your hair with your fingers. "La vie en rose, please." Alastor was actually surprised at your choice, as he tilted his head. "Why that particular song, my dear?" You looked back at him, face flushed. "Well, I heard that you knew how to speak French, so I kinda wanted to see if it was true or not." Twiddling your fingers, you continued to stare at Al, who was still smiling. "Can you really? Speak French, I mean?" Alastor nodded his head: "Oui mon cher!" Oh no, that made your heart race. Al's voice was already amazing as it was, now you get to hear him sing to you in French?! Someone better pinch you to make sure this is not a dream.
Clearing his throat, Alastor adjusted his position, placing his mic in front of him, as he was preparing for his small performance for you.
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Two words, HOLY S***! His voice was incredible! The whole time during his performance, you were blushing madly, but also it felt like all the frustration you were feeling before slowly diminished. Singing out the last of the lyrics, a sound of applause radiated from his microphone. "Enjoyed the performance, darling?" Alastor looked back at you, noticing your flushed face and wide eyes. "Darling?" Alastor tilted his head at you, confused at your reaction. Breaking from your trance, you started nodding rapidly. "Yes! I enjoyed your performance very much!" Satisfied that you enjoyed it, Alastor gave a nod, as he placed his microphone back to where he left it. Looking back at you, he raised his hand and grabbed your chin with his fingers. "Feeling better, chΓ©rie?" His ruby eyes gazed into yours, almost as if he was staring into your soul. Heat rose to your cheeks as you suspected you were as red as his hair. "Y-es I am. Thank you again Al." No longer feeling upset about the day, your emotions improved and you gave Al a warm smile. Humming with approval, Al still held your chin, but not before leaning closer to the point your noses were touching. "Wonderful my dear! Glad your smile has returned especially since you are never fully dressed without one! If you desire another performance in the future, seek me out."
Goosebumps began to form on your skin, as you continued to stare at Al. He is so close!!! Tongue-tied, you nodded your head. Pleased with your response, Al let go of your chin and stood up from the chair, adjusting his suit and hair. He remembered his previous mission, before he sang to you. Feelings of wrath and rage bubbled inside him, but he hid it as not to alarm you. "Well then! I have some business to attend to at the moment! Have a good evening my dear!" Alastor bid you a farewell, as he diminished in a black shadow, and disappeared from your eyes. Watching Al leave, you covered your face with your hands. It was true you were no longer feeling upset about today, but now you were starting to feel other emotions. Your heart was pounding and your palms were sweating. What was this feeling? It wasn't fear, cause you knew you weren't scared of Alastor, so what was it? Admiration? Or was it something else?
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Hi again, I'm the awkward anon (lol)
So I had this scenario in mind and even though I'm new to this fandom, I haven't found anything similar.
So, reader (gn) is Lucifer's partner and is a fallen angel too, but not as powerful. During the final battle they fight with Adam, and just when he is about to eliminate them, Lucifer arrives and saves them and goes full demon mode.
You're obviously not obligated to write it, and please take your time!! Thank youπ₯°
AWKWARD ANON, YOU GENIUS π Iβm in love with this prompt oh my god. And thank you for being so polite, what a gentleman, what a lady, what a scholar. Enjoyyyy!
Notes: gn!reader, fallen angel!reader, reader has their wings still, reader is sort of a parental figure for Charlie
TW: blood, bruises, fighting, cussing
Lucifer x reader- To the Rescue π
It had been a long, grueling battle so far and watching Sir Pentious disappear into nothing within just a split second brought tears to everyoneβs eyes. βUgh! Razzle, Dazzle!β Charlie summons her fuzzy companions who magically morph into giant, elegantly fierce dragons.
You stood beside the others as you watched Charlie and Vaggie charge forward towards Adam on Razzle and Dazzle, the entire group cheering them on before continuing the battle against the exorcists. Upon seeing Vaggie and Dazzle fall at the hands of Lute, your eyes then land on Charlie next, a cry of worry leaving your mouth as you watch Adam smack Charlie so hard she goes flying into the lights of the hotel sign. βCharlie!β Using your wings, you race to get to her, dodging other angels as you fly. You had no time to waste- sure Charlie is powerful but Adam is quite the equal match. If anything, you worry that he will conquer her if she fights him alone.
The moment you step foot on the roof of the hotel you take a moment to watch as Charlie stabs Adam with her weapon and swings it around, sending him crashing down as she glares at him. βThatβs princess of hell to you, pig.β Despite the tense and scary situation, a proud smile grows on your face as you watch her. βIβm here. Iβm with you.β Your words grab her attention and she smiles at you before you both raise your weapons up in defense.
βAh! I see another traitor has come to die, huh?β Adam teases you as he gets back to his feet, a shit-eating grin on his face. βLong time, no see, babe. So this is what youβre up to since you fell? Hm, you seem to fit right in with these idiots.β As she suddenly charges forward, Adam quickly flies out of the way of Charlieβs attack and instead grabs a hold of her weapon, swinging her around by it and knocking her down again, this time tossing her weapon far aside where she couldnβt reach it. Before you could get between them, Adam hits Charlie hard across the face then raises his angelic weapon above her. Sprinting to Charlieβs side, you manage to stop him in his tracks by putting your weapon up against his, a loud clash of metal sounding between you two. After a few moments of struggling against each other, Adam uses so much force that it brings you to your knees and you watch as your weapon begins to bend and buckle under his. Pushing back against him, you manage to make him stumble back for a moment. Tossing your own weapon aside then grabbing a hold of his weapon with your bare hands and not letting go, you panic as you realize thereβs no where else to go and no way youβre getting out of this alive. You just have to hold on and push back for as long as you can.
βNO! Adam, please. You donβt have to do this. You donβt have to kill these people. Pleaseβ¦Itβs n-not too late-β
Within seconds, Adam has you knocked to the ground right beside Charlie with a brutal punch to the face. βYou donβt know anything! I know itβs been a while since you were in heaven with us but things have changed, hun.β Weak and exhausted from the fight, you stay down beside Charlie, even reaching over to put a reassuring hand on her shoulder. βYou really think these disgusting vermin can change? HAH! You are so stupid. Even more stupid than I thought you were before!β Adam crouches down to get a closer look at your bruised face covered in streams of gold blood.
You saw your chance and took it without hesitation, reaching forward to grab Adam by his clothes and slam him down to the ground. βIβm not stupid, you asshole!β The words come as a guttural scream from you as his back hits the hard ground. As fast as you can, you climb on top of him, straddling his waist as you begin landing blow after blow to his face. After only a few hits, his mask falls off and clatters to the ground beside him. βYouβre disgusting! What kind of angel are you?!β And before you can get another punch in, he has you by the throat. His fingers dig in to your skin, his face now matching yours with patches of gold blood staining it. It made you feel somewhat proud to know that you made those marks on him.
You continue swinging on him but to no avail, he just wonβt let up on your neck and your chest is starting to burn from the lack of oxygen. Finally, your hands find his, frantic fingers trying to pry his off of you as you gasp for air. β(Y/N)!β Charlie scrambles forward to try and stop Adam with a fierce expression on her face but it only takes him a second to remove one hand from your neck and latch it onto hers with deadly force. With your throat in one hand and Charlieβs throat in the other, Adam squeezes with all his strength, making your vision start to go dark and fuzzy. βA-Adam. P-pleaseβ¦β you squeak out, still trying to get his hand to loosen up. Your wings pop out again, trying to flap and get you away from him but he had such a strong hold on you. You suddenly worry that Charlieβs whines and choking beside you will be the last thing you ever hear.
βThis fight was cute and all, but itβs time to die with the rest of them.β He uses his leverage on your neck to pull your face close to his. βIm glad you fell. You didnβt deserve to be up there with someone like me. Youβre just a stupid little-β
Without another word, Adam was flung to the side by a hard punch from a suddenly appearing Lucifer. The blow had you swiftly dropping to your feet before Lucifer catches you, kneeling down as he cradles you and Charlie gently. βIβm so sorry Iβm late, my darlings.β He looks back and forth between you and Charlie with apologetic and loving eyes. βAre my loves okay?β Charlie nods with a sweet smile towards her father while you give him a smirk and a wink. βTook you long enough.β You teasingly reply as Adam finally crawls his way back to the fight.
βHmmph! Ughβ¦how man of you freaks do I have to fight?β
βOh Iβm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter and my partner and now, I am going TO FUCK YOU!β You actually face palm as Charlie steps closer to her dad with an embarrassed look on her face. βItβs βfuck you upβ, dadβ¦β βWait, what did I say?β
As Luci and Adam fight and soar around in the red sky above you, Lucifer shape shifting and bullying Adam, you notice Charlie running to help Vaggie who was still fighting with Lute. Just as you began running to assist her, Adam hit the entire hotel with an extremely powerful blast, slicing the whole building into two. You trip backwards, thankfully avoiding the huge canyon that had formed in the middle of the hotel. All you can do is watch with fearful eyes as Charlie goes falling down into the deep pit, Lucifer chasing after her with impeccable speed. In just seconds, he catches her and circles around back to check on you.
βI got you.β βDad, look out!β You flinch as Adam approaches but fortunately, the two demons with you were prepared and countered his attack, Charlie sending Adam crashing down to the hard asphalt. Lucifer then scoops you up and holds you and Charlie up in each of his arms as if you weigh nothing, then he flies all three of you into the air together. You couldnβt help but admire both of their passion, their anger and burning hate for Adam radiating off them. Charlie looks so much like her father and Lucifer looks so protective- both of them with glowing red eyes, horns fully protruded from their heads, tails wild and whipping behind them.
βYou come at me and my family?! Donβt forget-β In the blink of an eye, Lucifer has cautiously set both of you down before rushing to Adam. βYouβre in my house, bitch!β Within seconds, Lucifer has reduced Adam to a golden bloody pulp as you watch, arms crossed and a vengeful smile on your face. βWhoa, whoa! Dad!β Charlie grabs her fatherβs shoulder and gains his attention. βHeβs had enoughβ¦β
Lucifer complies with his daughterβs pleas and retreats back with you and the rest of the group as Adam crawls forward, whining and bitching about how cool he is and how he started all of mankind and blah blah blah. Luciferβs hand slips into yours and his other finds Charlieβs hand. Just as you think youβve heard enough of Adamβs bullshit ranting, he stops very abruptly and falls to the ground to reveal Nifty to be the one who finally took down Adam. Of course the entire group was shocked but relieved nonetheless.
βOh, damn.β You canβt help but pity Lute as she begs Adam to get up and cries over his slowly dying body. βItβs over.β Charlie spits out as she stands beside a beaten up Vaggie. βNow take your little friends AND GO HOME! Please~β Lucifer growls out.
Lucifer watches as the exorcists retreat before he heads over to bring you and Charlie into a crushingly tight group hug. βIβm so glad my babies are okay. I love you both so much.β βI love you too, dad.β Charlie replies as she smiles, her eyes fluttering closed. βI love you, too, Luci.β He pulls away and sweeps your hair out of your face before letting out a soft sigh. βI canβt ever thank you enough for protecting my little girl.β All you can offer him is a smile and dreamy eyes. βSheβs like a daughter to me. Sheβs our daughter. I love her just as much as you.β And this time, you initiate the group hug, cherishing the feeling of knowing both of them are safe and in your arms.
And Lucifer couldnβt be more happy and proud of his family. Heβs so thankful to have both of you in his life now and he feels truly blessed to have you both safe with him again.
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God cursed me for my hubris by making my OTP only have 3 AO3 fics but she was merciful enough to make one of them Omegaverse smut
#zestious#slitherweb#zestial x sir pentious#sir pentious x zestial#snakespeare#spidersnake#sir pentious#zestial#omegaverse#god i love the omegaverse#and smut to tbh
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Welcome! πΈ
Hazbin Gods AU Chapters:
Hazbin Gods AU basic information
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
What Alastor really wanted
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Day 1 / Day 2 / Day 3 / Day4 / Day5 / Day6 / Day7 / Extra
TWST Fusion:
β Meet the fusions
β Memes
My AO3:
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