#god possesses pentious au

[emositecc]

I just finished reading the latest installment…

I love this fic so muchh

based on @peppermint-whiskers au

[xxx-sir-pentious-xxx]

Au idea

Everything is the same but sir pentious becomes Gods mouth peice and sometimes gets possessed to put the fear of God back in the angels the minute Sera slips up.

Idk I just want Sera to get "Get in the water"'d by Sir Pentious cause its objectively badass.

Btw Steal this idea plzz except Peppermint cause yeah

Original

I thought of it first.

[grimfurbybitch]

I read @peppermint-whiskers 's zestious fic "Message Received" after a reread of their "God possesses Sir Pentious Au" seris and this is all I could think about during it

(I didn't have a picture of Elohim so they stay as Jesus for this meme lmao)

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Gabriel and pentious for @peppermint-whiskers ♡♡♡

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@peppermint-whiskers so I’m working on a story board for that animatic I was talking about-

(This took way to goddamn long)

[ask-lute]

Brittle Shells

Part 3: On Egg Shells

Pentious sits on Emily's couch, knowing that any day Lute will make her move. He's nearly sick with anxiety. Emily tries her best to calm his worries, knowing that the only thing she can do is assure him he'll be safe in her house. He is frustrated with this idea, he wants his freedom, he wants to be able to walk the streets of heaven without a mask like everyone else.

“Pen, I know it's difficult but...we'll figure it out, I promise.” Emily says trying to maintain her optimistic tone of voice.

“The most dangerous exorcist in heaven wantsss my head, Missss Emily, pardon me if I'm not the mossst posssitive about my situation.” He knows his tone was harsher than he'd like with someone who's been so nice to him. “I'm sssorry, Missss Emily, I-”

His phone rings, Emily and he share a worried look. It shows a text from Vienna. She's asking to meet him in Samson's Glade two hours from now.

“Emily, this isss it, I need you to tell Sera that it'sss happening, she's making her move. I have sssome plans to make.” Pentious says with a look of fierceness Emily has never seen before.

“Pen, you...aren't going to face her alone are you?” Emily says almost pleading him to say he'll stay here.

“No, my dear, I won't be alone.” His fierce expression becomes a sly grin as he looks at his eggs. “MINIONS! We have been training for this, ready yourself!” He kneels to Phil and whispers something

“Yes, Boss! It's right here!” Phil says much louder than he should while patting his coat pocket and Pentious flashes him a look telling him to keep quiet.

“Ope! Sorry, Boss!” Phil then nods silently.

“Minionsss, come with me, we mussst get in position.” Pentious says as he glances at the phone. “We don't have much time, I have to respond back sssoon. Emily, tell Sera to meet us in about 2 hours, we'll have this under control.”

Emily opens her mouth to speak then stops and thinks for a moment. “Pen, please don't underestimate her, and don't get too close.” She says as she leaves to tell Sera.

About 25 minutes pass as Pentious and the eggs make their way to the glade. Pentious points his eggs in different directions, takes Shelley and finds a shallow cave to hide in. She's likely to be a bit blinded by her need for revenge so chances are she'll only survey the immediate area. He takes the next 20 minutes to steady his nerves. He finally sends his response. A few moments pass and he hears heavy wings and a slight squeak of a branch under someone's weight. It may be a bit early for the agreed upon meeting but Pentious knows his plan is solid.

“Here you go Shelley, just sssit right there and we'll be ready to get this project ssstarted, eh, Lute?!”

His throat fills with a lump as she lands in front of him but he takes a breath and gets ready to put on his strongest voice.

“Pentious. You know what this is.” She says feigning the same confidence she had when she thought the element of surprise was hers.

“Yesss, I had caught wind of your little revenge plot, my dear. Miss Vienna was a good ssspy, I admit it took me a moment to catch on, but ssshe knew a little too much about me, from sssources that would never reveal it.” Pentious says with some smarm.

He watches as Lute grips her sword and he narrows his eyes. Now or never. He thinks as he glares at her.

“Phil now!” Pentious gives the command and Phil jumps to his feet, having been disguising himself as a rock. But Eggbert and Gregg come out of each side, flanking Lute. Each equipped with a death ray made by Pentious himself. He knows this won't do much damage but that isn't the point because as Lute is caught off guard by the two on her sides she feels a sharp pain in her back.

Lute screams and turns her head to see Phil holding a golden stained angelic blade. Her eyes show a fury only seen when the battle was turning for that hotel.

Phil looks at her expression, then looks at Pentious and flashes a soft smile. “Bye, Bo...Dad.” And he tosses the blade to Pentious's feet.

Pentious looks at Phil, “N-no, get out of there!”

A sword slides through the poor egg and he's gone. The first egg Pentious found in Heaven, the little egg he viewed as one of his children is gone. He picks up the blade and looks back to Lute. She's staggering and bracing against her sword for balance but her eyes still look like golden flames ready to go scorched earth.

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I just finished catching up on this au and YOUR ART IS SO GOOD OML!!!!!

If you saw this before, no you didn't

ANYWAY eye strain and blood under the cut uwu

[theshipperqueenisnotdone]

Question. Have you considered adding the Archangels and God to the yandere list?

Also, have you thought about including the Hazbin Hotel cast finding out about Sir Pentious being alive in heaven and more or less being held against his will by all these yandere angels?

Like I imagine a scene where he somehow manages to contact his friends and he's just so terrified that he could barely speak, and when Charlie/or some other character finally manages to calm him down and ask what's wrong, Emily or Sera gently pulls him away, making up some excuse or another. Telling the sinners they have nothing to worry about. Sir Pentious is fine in heaven...

Information about the AU

Emily And St Peter

Romantic yandere?

Yes, the archangels and God will be in this story, and yes, they are also ensuring that Sir Pentious stays in Heaven and doesn't leave. I'm not done writing their characters yet, and I still haven't memorized every archangel's name, as they weren't really in the original series and are technically my OCs. We might see them in later seasons, but for now, I'll create my own version of them. However, I will tell you this: God is like White Diamond in this cartoon called Steven Universe (that will give you an idea of what type of personality God has).

About the Hazbin Hotel cast? Oh yeah, they wouldn't know about Sir Pentious being redeemed and coming back as an angel until two years later (Yes, it was a very long time). Sera probably lied about how long Sir Pentious had been in heaven and said that he appeared "a few days ago". I will write their reactions to Sir Pentious being redeemed, Sera's suspicious behavior, and learning the truth later as I am still studying their personalities and how they will react to things. But I will say this: Vaggie might be the most suspicious about this as she used to be an angel herself and knows that Sera won't just accept this change immediately if Sir Pentious has only been there for "a few days". Vaggie might not have a very close relationship with Sir Pentious, but even she noticed his discomfort and the fact that he barely speaks when he contacts them. Once Sera "gently" pulls him away from their point of view and keeps him under her wings, Sir Pentious stays quiet for the entire time, which is enough red flags for her. Does this mean Charlie and Vaggie will go to heaven to save him? Maybe. I'm not done writing this yet.

My gosh! The scene you describe hurt my Sir Pentious fan's heart 😭. The feeling of you thinking that you are safe, just to have that hope ripped out of you. I might add this scene to the AU! Thank you for the ideas! Also I absolutely do not see Emily being Possessive or a Mastermind Yandere. I do see her helping Sir Pentious to escape and got trouble for it.

[hiemaldesirae]

Swap AU:

No one knows that Alastor can possess his Shadow, not even Vox. Vox himself is more comfortable around the Shadow because it didn't join Alastor against Vox in there fight. He's still terrified of it, but not as terrified as he is of Alastor himself.

Before Husk and Vox joined the Hotel crew, it looked like canon, but now it's starting to look like it's on a busy street (and the hotel itself isn't ramshackle!)

Angel Dust is the Vees spy, and Sir Pentious joined the hotel because his Favorite Vee was there!

Vox got the Geotia's soul during the 7 years he was gone. He was running from the Vees (mostly Alastor) and ran into Vox. Get eaten or live as Vox's contracted Soul. The Geotia attempted (many, many times mind you) to get Vox active before he was ready. Since he's very young by geotia standards, him taking a sabbatical for a few years wasn't unusual.

And there is a happy ending! For one of them. I mean, in the one you write you could totally give them a happy ending. =)

oh.... ough.,. hole punched through my heart im imagining (and this is solely bc ive read Top fucking Tier fanfics where vox and als shadow are friends) vox just trembling in fear looking at als shadow, who he once loved to be around because it was so much more affectionate than his former friend but now everytime he looks at it he can only remember alastor looking down on him before he struck that killing blow, calling him pathetic and all the other insults that piled up in his head-

coughs. anyway. i see!! husk and vox platonic power couple so true <- said in a weird ass family qpr dynamic. dont fucking ask me anything about my thought process or so help me god ill implode on the spot guts and all. okay okay so angels the vees spy? so they sent him there to make sure vox was okay??? im actually awwing rn irl this is adorable actually. i love the idea of them sending him over to take care of their friend when they cant.. family!vees hc save me

blinks. so, hear me out, younger stola- (i am shot thirty times in the back and the rcmp declares my death a clear suicide)

oh.. nonny.... youre breaking my heart................ rughd....f.................. if i explode tomorrow it will be because of you trust

[chronicbeans]

Alright I am FINALLY Making a Fandom/What I'll Write for List

Current Hyperfixation(s): Batman Rogues (Scarecrow Especially), Hades (Games), To Eat a God (Visual Novel)

I'll edit this list as my interests change. Also, there are some notes for each fandom. I'm adding a read more because it is probably going to be long. Some things I write for may not be listed, simply because I'm not taking requests for them. This list is mainly so people know what they can/cannot request.

As a quick note beforehand, though, I just want to post a link to a passion project I am creating! It is an original story, and is very personal to me. I really hope that anybody stumbling across my page or who already likes some of my fandom content will be willing to give it a read or look into it. More information is on my side blog, @tales-from-the-iolite-hospital!

CANDLE COVE:

Pirate Percy, Horace, and The Skintaker. A heads up that these are not the Wiki versions of the characters, and are simply my own interpretations of them.

WELCOME HOME:

Anyone, basically. Yes, this includes Home.

PERSONA 5 ROYAL:

Adult Confidants (just in case, yes, this includes Takuto Maruki) - I will write for them. I think they need more love, lol. I also absolutely adore Takuto Maruki so like... Please request him-

The Phantom Thieves - I will write for them, but no NSFW because most, if not all are in high school. Some might say that a couple of them are 18, but I feel like it would be unfair and still a bit weird for me to write that stuff for.

FNAF:

Adult Human Characters - Mainly William Afton or Henry Emily, but I will also write for the night guards and any other adult human character.

"Animatronics" - If I write for the animatronics, they won't actually be animatronics. I wouldn't really feel comfortable with that, just because most, if not all, are possessed by the spirits of children. So, if I write for them, it will be in a AU where they will just be anthropomorphic animals in their own little world. Kinda like if the pizza chain had a show, and it is the in show universe.

As a heads up, I am not too in the loop about where the FNAF lore has gone, and I only have the first book. So, a lot of the more lore based Headcanons or FICS probably won't be that accurate. I might also try making my own AU based on only the first 3 or 4 games, but I will probably only write one story for that, and decide if I will write headcanons based on that according to how well it is received.

WHAT REMAINS OF EDITH FINCH (WROEF):

Every Adult Character - same rules apply as the other adult characters. I will Headcanons or stories for them during the time they were alive, of course. I have also had an AU idea where the family haunts the house as ghosts, so I MIGHT write headcanons for that, too.

ANGELS OF DEATH/ANGELS OF SLAUGHTER:

Dr. Danny, Cathy, Reverend Gray - YOU CAN'T STOP ME. I LOVE THEM OMG. ESPECIALLY DANNY. I would write for Zack but like... Sorry guys I just don't really like him enough to have any ideas... (No shame to Zack lovers, btw. I just can't get the groove going for him).

FAITH THE UNHOLY TRINITY:

John Ward

STARDEW VALLEY:

All bachelors/bachelorettes. Especially Harvey he needs more love-

PORTAL/PORTAL 2:

Wheatley, GLaDOS, Caroline, Cave Johnson, Chelle, and Doug Rattmann

THE HEILWALD LOOPHOLE:

All doctors and nurses

BATMAN (in general + my own versions of the characters [Chronicverse]):

Just the villains (including Catwoman and those who play both sides). I personally just can't see the appeal in the heroes.

THE DARK PICTURES - LITTLE HOPE:

So I have only played Little Hope, so far, so I can't write for any other Dark Pictures installment. I'll write for any character besides Megan/Mary.

COOKING COMPANIONS:

Anatoly, Karin, Gregor and Mariah.

UNCANNY VALLEY SERIES (House Hunted, John Doe):

Maison Talo, John Doe

TENTADOR LECHES:

Koolie Sterling

ERROR 143:

Micah Yujin

Hazbin Hotel:

Alastor, Lucifer, Adam, Angel Dust, Husk, Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Sir Pentious

MY OWN CHARACTERS/ORIGINAL STORIES:

I'll write for most every character I create. I probably won't write "Headcanons" if nobody is interested, but I will still write stories for them. Those stories will include x Reader sometimes.

Currently I am working on a story/series called Tales from the Iolite Hospital.

WHAT I WON'T WRITE

No proshipping, MAP, Zoo (I don't count furries as zoo, because they have a human level of intelligence and consciousness), Noncon, Dubcon. Currently no NSFW, but that might change in the future.

WHAT I WILL WRITE

Yandere, chronic illness, specific cultures (It may not be the most accurate, but I will try. I think of it as a learning experience), LGBTQ+, mental health struggles.

THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT MY WRITING

Most everything I write will have some sort of horror or heavy topic in it, even if it isn't a yandere story. I LOVE horror. So, if you don't like horror and heavy topics, or can only handle it at specific times, I understand! It is just kinda my thing. If that is the case, then idk if this blog will be for you/be for you all the time. I will always make sure to try to put trigger warnings at the top of the post, though, so that people are comfortable.

[dusstey]

Im actually working on my own pentious fics collection on ao3 right now

Ive only got 21 bookmarked so far, theres still a lot of sifting through the sir pentious tag that i gotta do along with actually reading the fics

For some quick recs i can give:

Basilisk in the Grass by ckret2

The God Possesses Sir Pentious series by PeppermintWhiskers

The Sir Pentious and Lady Visse series by PeppermintWhiskers

Mind Wipe Au by PeppermintWhiskers

Up is Down, Sane is Insane by Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_moron)

Heres a link to the collection

where are all the pentious-centric fics on ao3 😡😡😡😡😡

[xxx-sir-pentious-xxx]

Legit dead ass Pentious at any given time in heaven

[grimfurbybitch]

I want to know the logistics of God fucking Sir Pentious, is it him possessing Sir Pentious in a sorta masterbation style?, does he possess another angel to do it?, or does he fully come down from his domain to rail him? I need answers

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God and Pentious cuddles for @peppermint-whiskers ~💖💖

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FIRST EVER ANIMATIC IS FINALLY DONE AFTER FIVE KRITA CRASHES AND AN ENTIRE NEW PROGRAM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@peppermint-whiskers I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT CAUSE IT IS TERRIBLE

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WRITING GODS! ALLOW PEPPER TO WRITE THE FUNNY [CATHOLIC GUILT] AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

can't wait to see Zestial's [CATHOLIC GUILT] (i am never letting this joke die. it's too good.)

Zestial's [CATHOLIC GUILT] will never not be funny XDD