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*Sigh*

Do I have to say it this bluntly? We’re asking you how many people you’ve had sex with.

I knew what they meant the whole time. -🗡️

You all need this.

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Have you read the Harry Potter books before? If so, which one’s your favorite? 📚🪄👓⚡️

No, and considering the writer's recent history I don't regret that decision.-🗡️

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Are you the big spoon or little spoon?

We switch.-🗡️

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Who asked you, get back to praying, mantis.-🗡️

thoughts on soup?

Uh... it's fine.-🗡️

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pop quiz what’s Sadie’s favorite dessert?

Dutch apple pie. Next.-🗡️

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[Lute regains her composure and clears her throat.]

Perhaps after dinner I can show you what it's for, Ma flamme chérie. -🗡️

[Lute flashes a sly smile at Sadie and lifts a wing to block the view of everyone and kisses Sadie passionately. Lute breaks the kiss and smiles warmly at her fiance.]

[Lute sits watching TV with her fiancee on the couch. She feels a little antsy, uncertain of how to solve her restlessness, her mind begins to wander. Suddenly an idea hits her and she smiles.]

Hey, Mon Eternité? Do you want to do something tonight? I had an idea if you're up for it.-🗡️

- @ask-lute

*Sadie had admittedly been dozing off a bit, only about half awake when Lute asks her the question. She twitches awake and lifts her head from Lute’s shoulder.*

Hmm? Sure, darlin’! What is it? -🔥

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(to the audience) Ok if none of you sissies are gonna come right out and ask it, I will.

(to Lute) “what is your body count?” as in… how many people have you slept with?

Well when the barracks were new the Exorcists slept 20 to a room but I have my own house off base now.-🗡️

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thoughts on soup?

Uh... it's fine.-🗡️

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Body count as in people laid.

Yes, I laid them to rest, I said that already. -🗡️

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[Sproing]

[Lute's wings spring out, answering Sadie for her.]

[Lute sits watching TV with her fiancee on the couch. She feels a little antsy, uncertain of how to solve her restlessness, her mind begins to wander. Suddenly an idea hits her and she smiles.]

Hey, Mon Eternité? Do you want to do something tonight? I had an idea if you're up for it.-🗡️

- @ask-lute

*Sadie had admittedly been dozing off a bit, only about half awake when Lute asks her the question. She twitches awake and lifts her head from Lute’s shoulder.*

Hmm? Sure, darlin’! What is it? -🔥

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That doesn’t answer the question. How did you kill half a person???

With half the effort.-🗡️

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Most recent movie you’ve watched?

I haven't watched many movies lately, but I have been watching Daredevil: Born Again. -🗡️

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It is baseball season in the United States now are you a fan of baseball at all?

I watch a game here and there, I wouldn't call myself a dedicated fan though.-🗡️

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happy Friday! what you and the missus got planned for the weekend?

Not this weekend, we've been so busy we just want a relaxed night at home.-🗡️

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Other than the whole Vaggie situation, has an exorcist ever gotten fired?

Fired, no, reprimanded yes. Also Exorcists have retired or quit before.-🗡️

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not body count as in k*ill count, silly bird

There's another kind?-🗡️

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[Lute hands Sadie the Crocs and looks up at Lee then back to Sadie.]

Hey, babe, I uhhh brought a bug home...at least mantises pray.

[She lightly laughs at her own dumb joke]

Anyway, Lee's here for some reason or another. I'll...uh be right back, something tells me I'm going to need ibuprofen

...for the first time ever.-🗡️

[She gives Sadie a gentle kiss and walks past her to the bathroom for the medicine cabinet.]

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Lee approached Lute in the midst of Exorcist training. She smiled widely and without a single word punched her on the nose.

GOOD FUCKIN' MORNING BITCH, DADDY'S BACK! -🍬

What in the FUCK are you doing here?!-🗡️