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[Lute dodges punch after punch, watching Ava try his damnedest.]

You always were sloppy.

[Lute grabs Ava's arm and flips him over into the couch.]

So sloppy you couldn't even hit the right target, could you?-🗡️

@exorcist-ava

[Vienna opened her eyes slightly, sleepily wiggling her antennae. She slowly sat up on the bed and rubbed the bridge of her nose. Her head was splitting from the amount of alcohol she had drunk yesterday.]

[Before V could remember where the fuck she was, she winced at the sun, which mercilessly burned her eyes with its brightness. She covered her eyes with her hand, trying to find the edge of the blanket to hide from the light, but instead her hand caught something soft. Something soft and warm... What's it?]

[The mantis squeezed the thing in her hand, trying to figure out what it was without using her sun-blinded eyes. Then, even more confused, she finally pulls her hand away from her face slightly and peeks out from under it.]

[Oh my god.]

[Vienna squeaks in embarrassment, jumping aside in surprise. Just now she was holding and squeezing Ava's TITS. And as if that wasn't enough, she lands right on top of Timp, immediately rolling off her and falling face first onto the floor.]

...Ouch. -🌸

>> @your-favorite-therapist

Hmm?

Ava awoke to his tits being squeezed. When he looked up and saw his hot former therapist AND his girlfriend in bed with him, he put two and two together.

Holy shit...did I just get double laid???

...

YOOOO!!!

He stretches his wings out, groaning as he wakes up. He was not expecting to end up in bed with the two hottest chicas he's ever known.

Buenos días, mi vida y mi angelito! Looks like we got busy last night! Not complainin' a' course. From what I can remember, it was lit! For me, at least. How about you, Timp? -🚬

@exorcist-timpani

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i gather this will be sadie’s first holiday season away from her loved ones? hope you will provide some extra patience love and care because seems she will need it…..

Ah yeah, it'll be my first holiday season without my best friend too. I suppose it's good we have each other now.-🗡️

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lute, what is favorite sport?

Team sport? Probably hockey.

Individual sport? Martial arts or archery.-🗡️

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Lute check out my new puppy! He’s a mini dachshund and his name is August! isn’t he so cute?? (Sorry low quality pic my phone camera is mid)

Aww, Oh mon Dieu, un chiot si gentil, quel beau garçon!* Give him head pats for me!-🗡️

(*Oh my, such a sweet puppy, what a handsome boy!)

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can you play music?

A little bit, Adam taught me some string instruments.-🗡️

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just gonna leave dis here

@hellsfavoritesnowleopard

You left your sinner in the wrong afterlife. Please collect them before I drop them off in Cannibal Town.-🗡️

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what is your opinion about pentonius?

You mean the sinner who cheated his way into Heaven? Let's just say he isn't my favorite person...-🗡️

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Hello there :) let's remember some times before you and Sadie were fiancé's, the romantic stuff (the time you broke Sadie's bed-)

I have no idea what you're referring to.-🗡️

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wait hold up so you’ve NEVER been sick? no cough or sneezes or stomach flu or anything over however many years? that’s crazy. and Sadie does not get sick anymore in heaven now too? a perk of being angels?

There aren't diseases that pass around in heaven if you don't want them. I suppose if someone enjoyed being sick for some reason they could still get sick. I haven't seen Sadie get sick or anything, no.-🗡️

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do you ever worry what Sadie will think if/when she finds out what it is that you and the exorcists really do?

She won't, so I don't have to.-🗡️

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Do you like pasta?

Of course! My favorite pasta dish is probably penne alla vodka!-🗡️

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Are there ever any events to boost army morale? Like picnics or baseball games or emotional support cute animals or anything of the like?

Small pets are allowed in the barracks, other than that, yes, we do sports and other recreational activities. Our band sounds heavenly too.-🗡️

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So do you ever question why everything is a musical or no?

Is that not normal on Earth?-🗡️

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[Lute rolls her eyes, drops her hands to her side.]

I'm a monster? Is that what you really think?

[Lute stares at him with an oddly calm demeanor, with an expression colder than Ava has ever seen from her.]

Go on, take a shot. I promise you, you won't like what happens if you do.-🗡️

@exorcist-ava

[Vienna opened her eyes slightly, sleepily wiggling her antennae. She slowly sat up on the bed and rubbed the bridge of her nose. Her head was splitting from the amount of alcohol she had drunk yesterday.]

[Before V could remember where the fuck she was, she winced at the sun, which mercilessly burned her eyes with its brightness. She covered her eyes with her hand, trying to find the edge of the blanket to hide from the light, but instead her hand caught something soft. Something soft and warm... What's it?]

[The mantis squeezed the thing in her hand, trying to figure out what it was without using her sun-blinded eyes. Then, even more confused, she finally pulls her hand away from her face slightly and peeks out from under it.]

[Oh my god.]

[Vienna squeaks in embarrassment, jumping aside in surprise. Just now she was holding and squeezing Ava's TITS. And as if that wasn't enough, she lands right on top of Timp, immediately rolling off her and falling face first onto the floor.]

...Ouch. -🌸

>> @your-favorite-therapist

Hmm?

Ava awoke to his tits being squeezed. When he looked up and saw his hot former therapist AND his girlfriend in bed with him, he put two and two together.

Holy shit...did I just get double laid???

...

YOOOO!!!

He stretches his wings out, groaning as he wakes up. He was not expecting to end up in bed with the two hottest chicas he's ever known.

Buenos días, mi vida y mi angelito! Looks like we got busy last night! Not complainin' a' course. From what I can remember, it was lit! For me, at least. How about you, Timp? -🚬

@exorcist-timpani

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[Lute watches Sadie's wings taking a more natural movement and smiles.]

(She's getting it! She'll be soaring in no time.)

[Lute thinks about something for a moment.]

You're doing fantastic, mon éternité!

(I wonder if I could...)

[Lute begins lightly lifting Sadie off of the ground.]

I've got you, don't panic okay?-🗡️

*Nervous for her second round of flight lessons, Sadie holds Lute’s hand a little tighter than usual as they walk to where they’ll be practicing today. Lute had suggested that, as opposed to more regular outfits, they wear something they might workout in, so Sadie is in her favorite sports bra / running shorts combo and her running shoes.*

*Her mind is so occupied with hoping that her wings come through for her today so that she doesn’t look like an idiot in front of her fiancée that she hardly notices when Lute slows them to a stop right on the edge of a forest.*

Hmm? Is… this the place? -🔥

*Lute nods, slightly admiring Sadie in her workout clothes. She then looks around at the forest, making her eyes back to Sadie and giving her a warm smile. Lute gives Sadie a soft kiss on the lips.*

This is the place. You're going to do great, mon éternité.-🗡️

*She looks into Sadie's eyes and lets the warm color of them fill her heart. *

[ask-lute]

Do you offer incentives for high kill counts and does the exorcist with the most kills on extermination day get a reward or prize?

Oh yes! We do. We do insentivise with monetary awards or even extra vacation days. There are other rewards too but the two main ones are those.-🗡️

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you and sadie knocked it out of the park with halloween costumes, great job you two were and are so cute! what is next, matching christmas pajamas?

Not sure what our Christmas plans are yet, but that is certainly a cute idea!-🗡️