#zestial x sir pentious

[erifefism]

bro manhandled that gyatt dayum waist

ANYWAYS UNFINISHED VER OF ZESTIAL MANHANDLING PENTIOUS (then I would probably make him peg pentious /hj)

for zestious shippers, I hope your happy with this

@grimfurbybitch

[zaebeecee]

I mean really do I need to say more than “the romantic Shakespearean x the eccentric Victorian” + spiders and snakes + the idea of the guy Alastor pretends is beneath him being so chill with the guy Alastor is clearly terrified of is really funny

But also Zestial is so wise and curious and supportive and that would mesh perfectly with all of Pen’s engineering and inventing, Zestial would make the absolute best cheerleader for our little snek boy

~RAINBOW LOVE~

Green - Sir Pentious x Zestial

SURPRISE BITCHES - it's these guys! I'll definitely wax poetic about these two and why I think they are a perfect wonderful fabulous ship with loads of space for complex development but not today. Let the energy speak for itself for now. Maybe @zaebeecee will reblog this with some of our brainsplosions

I really loved all the Greed Ring-inspired guesses y'all had.

Especially Mammom. Just Mammon.

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestial: *knocks on the door of the hotel*

Angel Dust: *opens door* we're accepting anyone ya don't haveta fucking koc- oh it's you, I'll get Penny boy for ya

Zestial: delightful

Angel Dust: PENNI, YA FUCKING SUGAR DADDIES HERE!

Sir Pentious: *coming from a different room* OH MY GOD! HE'S NOT MY SUGAR DADDY YOU PERVERT!

Angel Dust: whatever you say toots

Several days later

Zestial: *sips tea* Carmilla

Carmilla: *also sipping tea* yes Zestial?

Zestial: what doth sugar daddy mean?

Carmilla: *chokes on tea*

[koitarou32]

Zestious!!🕷💚🐍

[omni-present-god-send]

I'm sharing this to excite the hazbin hotel fans about this

I’m still freaking the fuck out about this! What do you mean the official VA knows we exist!!!??!!??

[linkoleg]

DON'T ASK ME I'M JUST AAAAAAGHHH no full version sorry-

[peppermint-whiskers]

In other news, I jumped on the Sir Pentious/Zestial ship

For @temporarylyexistant uwu

[zestialmorde]

Since Carmilla quit who is Zestial going to love now

🕸️ I haven’t thought about it. I have a few rare pairs with Zestial I enjoy thinking about but I don’t know lol. Is it necessary for there to be a romance? 🕸️

[star-sara]

Mara! My FanKid zestious ✨💚

❀•°•═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════•°•❀

Mara → me pertenece

Zestial y Sir Pentious → Vizviepop

❀•°•═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════•°•❀

[scun-gilli]

For anyone interested, I wrote a little Zespen one shot XD

[hideawayfairy]

Someone posted this autograph they got from James and I'm just....

This person did us all a service by asking him to sign it like that. Thank you, kind person.

(And just in case the link doesn't work; the picture is a print of Zestial sipping tea with the writing being "Sir Pentious! Who dares use such a cute scream to disturb my tea time!")

[erifefism]

hey you! yes you. can you take a little closer to this picture 4 me?

good! but just a little close...

a bit more closer..your not going enough!! fine. let me help you see this.

THAT. THAT IS MANHANDLING!!!!!!!!!

[my-dark-lord]

For the ship asks: Sir Pentious and Zestial?

Ship Bingo: Accepting

I have never heard of this ship, but I must say that I am intrigued. I feel like they could have an understanding, and I'd like to see how it would play out.

[grimfurbybitch]

Sir Pentious: *sneaking in after "hanging out" with Zestial*

Charlie: *Turns on a lamp* Where were you!? We were so worried!

Sir Pentious: GAH!- I-I wasss at.......work

Angel Dust: *turns on second lamp* we both know ya ain't got a job toots

Sir Pentious: Ugh fine, I wasss.... battling my nemesssissss, Cherri Bomb!

Cherri Bomb: *turning on a THIRD lamp* try again bitch

Sir Pentious: Sssshit

Inspo

[koitarou32]

🕷🐍Zestious

[omni-present-god-send]

Pentious: Fight me!

Zestial, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.