#zestial x sir pentious

[erifefism]

hey you! yes you. can you take a little closer to this picture 4 me?

good! but just a little close...

a bit more closer..your not going enough!! fine. let me help you see this.

THAT. THAT IS MANHANDLING!!!!!!!!!

[koitarou32]

Zestious!!🕷💚🐍

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestial: *knocks on the door of the hotel*

Angel Dust: *opens door* we're accepting anyone ya don't haveta fucking koc- oh it's you, I'll get Penny boy for ya

Zestial: delightful

Angel Dust: PENNI, YA FUCKING SUGAR DADDIES HERE!

Sir Pentious: *coming from a different room* OH MY GOD! HE'S NOT MY SUGAR DADDY YOU PERVERT!

Angel Dust: whatever you say toots

Several days later

Zestial: *sips tea* Carmilla

Carmilla: *also sipping tea* yes Zestial?

Zestial: what doth sugar daddy mean?

Carmilla: *chokes on tea*

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Its official. I'm a fanboy for them lol

[omni-present-god-send]

I'm sharing this to excite the hazbin hotel fans about this

I’m still freaking the fuck out about this! What do you mean the official VA knows we exist!!!??!!??

[linkoleg]

DON'T ASK ME I'M JUST AAAAAAGHHH no full version sorry-

[peppermint-whiskers]

In other news, I jumped on the Sir Pentious/Zestial ship

For @temporarylyexistant uwu

[zestialmorde]

Since Carmilla quit who is Zestial going to love now

🕸️ I haven’t thought about it. I have a few rare pairs with Zestial I enjoy thinking about but I don’t know lol. Is it necessary for there to be a romance? 🕸️

[star-sara]

Mara! My FanKid zestious ✨💚

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Mara → me pertenece

Zestial y Sir Pentious → Vizviepop

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[hideawayfairy]

Someone posted this autograph they got from James and I'm just....

This person did us all a service by asking him to sign it like that. Thank you, kind person.

(And just in case the link doesn't work; the picture is a print of Zestial sipping tea with the writing being "Sir Pentious! Who dares use such a cute scream to disturb my tea time!")

[my-dark-lord]

For the ship asks: Sir Pentious and Zestial?

Ship Bingo: Accepting

I have never heard of this ship, but I must say that I am intrigued. I feel like they could have an understanding, and I'd like to see how it would play out.

[erifefism]

guys I realized a preference to Zestious which is a reason why zestious exists..

we see both of his twinks have the same tongue correct?

while these two have no tongues, yes?

so if asmodeus and fizzarolli have the same tongues as zestial and sir pentious does...

then.. we could see another reason why zestious exists

[koitarou32]

🕷🐍Zestious

[grimfurbybitch]

Sir Pentious: *sneaking in after "hanging out" with Zestial*

Charlie: *Turns on a lamp* Where were you!? We were so worried!

Sir Pentious: GAH!- I-I wasss at.......work

Angel Dust: *turns on second lamp* we both know ya ain't got a job toots

Sir Pentious: Ugh fine, I wasss.... battling my nemesssissss, Cherri Bomb!

Cherri Bomb: *turning on a THIRD lamp* try again bitch

Sir Pentious: Sssshit

Inspo

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

are you familiar w/ zestious/penzest by any chance? Ik you mentioned that you didn't like zestmilla, but what about zestial x sir pentious?

I'm quite familiar with it actually! Considering that I already ship those two quietly and in silence lmao. But yeah, tbh, I thought it was a cute ship until I was like "aw, fuck, I'm starting to like it." To me, I've find it for me a breath of fresh air since all those zestmilla posts are making it stale 4 me (srry to zestmilla shippers out there), and another ship I don't like is cherrisnake (same reason: overrated). Plus, I was wondering if ppl were gonna ship pentious w/ someone else in the show (a couple of my favs with pentious has to be pentniss (arackniss x sir pentious) baxtious (sir pentious x baxter) along with radiosnake (Alastor x sir pentious) and sirdust (angel dust x sir pentious).

Plus, I LOVE rare-pairs and crackships, including small ships that rarely got any attention or have died out. I have a few ships myself that are both crack and rare--buuuut my insecure ass would NEVER reveal them unless I get to show them in confidence lol. Don't get me wrong, I love popular ships, but I hate ones like blitzstrike and charlastor since I have certain views and critiques on them aaaand cuz of how the fanbase flat-out ruins them. So seeing a ship of zestial and sir pentious gives me a new pair of shipping visions and ideas and many more galore!

Additionally, I am now dedicated to this ship. And for that, I already made them a daughter as a fan-kid (if you wanna know more abt her - hit me up with another ask and I'd be happy to give out info)

[omni-present-god-send]

Pentious: Fight me!

Zestial, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.