#datedtech

[zestialmorde]

Zestial's Photoshop Adventures!!

Please keep in mind this is not a photoshop blog it's an rp blog (and I warned it'd be bad when y'all voted for this)

This was actually really fun?? so I mean im not against keeping requests open if there's anything anyone wants to see but no promises

celebrating the blogs success (Vix was in charge of decor)

He's having a blast and a half (@lil-bexie request: Cat Cafe)

he sleeps upside down like a vampire bat (and who doesn't dream of their best friend?) (anon request: sleeping)

Furthering personal ships (anon ask: Zestial loses his soul) anon did not specify to who so RIP you its datedtech now

Iykyk

don't make fun of his glasses he's self conscious (really proud of this one?)

showing off his living room that may or may not've been taken over by his crow friend

gossip sesh

[helluvabun]

a scene from this roleplay thread with @zestialmorde and @overlordvox

[askoverlordvox]

An imp scurries to the door of Lord Zestial's manor and sets down his burden, then rings the doorbell and scuttles away just as swiftly. On the doorstep is a small basket, much like another left on the esteemed Overlord's property. Attached to the handle is a note.

You asked me if I truly desired something more than a fling, rightfully recognizing the ardent passion in my eyes and suspecting it would be short-lived. It's not but I fear my actions have made you think otherwise. A man of your stature need not debase yourself with lowly suitors who fail to properly manage their affairs. But, Lord Zestial, if you permit me the chance, I can learn from my mistakes. I may be foolish and reckless at times but I am resilient and persistent. If I have failed to meet your expectations, I will take my leave, but accept this as thanks for daring me to be better. Your Humbled Admirer,

Vox

The basket is much like the first- treats from the cafe, hemlock tea- but with a few added items: treats for Kitty and an onyx spider broach with emeralds for eyes.

((@zestialmorde))

[pseudobun]

I literally have like 3 really mean anons (or the same anon how can you tell really lol) in my roleplay asks talking about datedtech but look at zestial's ship page (from Fandom.com) Zestmilla is prob canon or will be; Zalastor is like classic shipping but Zestious? ZESKITTY?? and ya'll wanna yell at me about Vox and Zestial? Also! It's called a crackship for a reason!

also: I'm aware why Zestious is a thing but that doesn't make it not a crackship. Zeskitty on the other hand... y'all wild as hell (/pos)

[zestialmorde]

the grip this man has on meeeeee

edit: I reblogged this to the wrong blog but now i might have a fav crackship just imagine:

Across vast epochs do we reside, thou and I, in realms apart. His mastery of technology eclipses all I have dared to behold. Perhaps, were we to merge our powers... Yet, such a union would defy convention, casting doubt upon my honor. What destiny awaits me in such an entwining?

I love my tv headed twink

[tvoverlord]

Hi! you dont have to answer this ask but I run a Zestial ask blog ( @zestialmorde ) and I ship Zestial with Vox and was wondering if maybe you'd wanna rp datedtech with me sometime? If not no big deal and again no need to answer this ask just couldn't think of a better way to ask ^^

oh! that sounds so interesting actually. i personally dont ship them, but sure!

-admin

hey! won't you ask me instead of deciding over my head? and why that rusty old spider of all people?!

calm down. it's not like you can actually fire me for it. now shoo, as Vel would say.

-admin

[voxtek-official]

Hi! you dont have to answer this ask but I run a Zestial ask blog ( @zestialmorde ) and I ship Zestial with Vox and was wondering if maybe you'd wanna rp datedtech with me sometime? If not no big deal and again no need to answer this ask just couldn't think of a better way to ask ^^

// I honestly have no idea what that is 😅

[theduofinds]

Picked up this sweet RoboCop VHS at @guadvintageatx today! #1990s #robocop #marvel #vhstapes #theduofinds #ilovethe90s #90skid #datedtech #guadvintagemarket #vintagefinds #fleamarketfinds (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbEGAP1rwRI/?utm_medium=tumblr

[pseudobun]

Crack ship crack ship crack ship

Request by @pseudobun

[zestialmorde]

Since Carmilla quit who is Zestial going to love now

🕸️ I haven’t thought about it. I have a few rare pairs with Zestial I enjoy thinking about but I don’t know lol. Is it necessary for there to be a romance? 🕸️

[zestialmorde]

opinion on each of The Vees?

"The Vees, collectively, exhibit a deplorable lack of regard for the intricate dynamics among all overlords. Instead, they resort to unsavory tactics to achieve their objectives. Untrustworthy individuals indeed. They brazenly attempt to alter a game that has been in play since long before their inception.

Starting with Velvette, I find her demeanor to be disagreeable. She lacks understanding of respect yet insists upon receiving it in return. Like a child accustomed to always getting her way, she initiates conflicts without the capacity to see them through, presuming upon others' tolerance. One day, her recklessness will surely have consequences, though it astonishes me that it has not already.

Regarding Valentino, I shall not expend much effort. He is a vile individual, lacking any appreciation for the delicate craft of torture and debauchery. He masquerades as a paragon of masculinity, yet would a true man have to stoop to the depths of drugging others to satisfy his desires?

As for Vox, I surmise that among the three, he is the... least objectionable. Although, admittedly, that is not saying much. His arrogance may very well prove to be his undoing. Nonetheless, he does exhibit some semblance of competence as a leader... if only he were surrounded by better associates to lead."

[zestialmorde]

Spooky knocks off Zestial's hat and replaces it with Vox's own hat. Maybe this is how he'll gain more braincells

@spookypumpkinbun

"Could thou cease? Thou art causing a major hindrance to my affairs."

[askoverlordvox]

Oh and who’s that?

(Vampire thing)

LET ME PITCH YOU AN IDEA!

A dark and gloomy street lit up by a single, flickering street lamp. Clouds roll across the half moon sky as a light rain splatters all around you. You’re walking alone and then you feel something- eyes watching you. From the shadows steps a man- tall, imposing, with an easy, sharp smile and a glimmer in his eyes. He speaks softly, the words pouring like fine wine, inviting you in from the awful weather. He holds out his hand and that’s when you see the glint along his fangs, the hunger in his eyes, and you know what he is. Are you taking his hand?

What I’m saying is, yeah, I’d let Zestial bite me, hands down.

Not that I don’t like the idea of, say, a more flamboyant vampire. All fangs and flirts, temptation and promises of an eternity spent in debauchery… but I’m kinda already there. I’m in Hell!

[zestialmorde]

A box arrives, addressed to Lord Zestial. A note attached reads:

Lord Zestial, In the event you decide to change up your wardrobe, I thought it might be appropriate to provide you with bow ties that better fit your color scheme. I hope the quality is acceptable. - Vox

Inside the box are an array of green and black bow ties in a variety of patterns.

((@askoverlordvox))

Zestial reads the note and smiles before examining the bowties, all made of obviously expensive fabric. He tucks them away before penning a letter of his own and sending back the bowtie of Vox's he had inadvertently stolen at their last meeting.

"Dear Vox,

I extend my sincerest gratitude for thy most thoughtful gift. Perchance I shall even alter my usual garb to find occasion to wear them, for 'tis clear they were chosen with great care and consideration, which I do greatly appreciate.

Enclosed, thou wilt find thine bowtie, which I had not the fortune to return to thee at our previous meeting. Regrettably, I was unaware of the proper means to tend to such fine material, and so I leave its care to thy capable hands. Pray, do inform me of the cost, and I shall see it promptly repaid.

Thy humble servant, Z. Morde"

He seals the letter with the bowtie contained with his typical wax seal before teleporting it to its intended location.

[zestialmorde]

You'll fuck Vox but Valentino is where you draw the line? Yeah ok buddy

“I have not indulged in such matters with—” Zestial groans, rubbing his face in frustration. “I simply refuse to squander my time becoming acquainted with, let alone engaging in anything further with, one whose intelligence resembles that of a potato.”

[zestialmorde]

🕸️I got a bone to pick with Y'all /lighthearted 🕸️

Nah cause I had this crackship before I was even teeny tiny micro popular. And you all said I was crazy! You all said "zestmilla or bust", You all told me my ship was dumb (paraphrasing lol). And all of a sudden!! two people semi jump on board (askoverlordvox and spookypumpkinbun) and you all fold like sheep! Sheep!!!

That is all.

Me: "That is all"

Also me: *adds a keep reading line*

Editing to add an old photoshop from my 100 follower special back in May to prove im not lying about being on that shit (there's a couple asks from April but this is much funnier imo)