#datedtech

[zestialmorde]

Zestial's Photoshop Adventures!!

Please keep in mind this is not a photoshop blog it's an rp blog (and I warned it'd be bad when y'all voted for this)

This was actually really fun?? so I mean im not against keeping requests open if there's anything anyone wants to see but no promises

celebrating the blogs success (Vix was in charge of decor)

He's having a blast and a half (@lil-bexie request: Cat Cafe)

he sleeps upside down like a vampire bat (and who doesn't dream of their best friend?) (anon request: sleeping)

Furthering personal ships (anon ask: Zestial loses his soul) anon did not specify to who so RIP you its datedtech now

Iykyk

don't make fun of his glasses he's self conscious (really proud of this one?)

showing off his living room that may or may not've been taken over by his crow friend

gossip sesh

[helluvabun]

a scene from this roleplay thread with @zestialmorde and @overlordvox

[pseudobun]

I literally have like 3 really mean anons (or the same anon how can you tell really lol) in my roleplay asks talking about datedtech but look at zestial's ship page (from Fandom.com) Zestmilla is prob canon or will be; Zalastor is like classic shipping but Zestious? ZESKITTY?? and ya'll wanna yell at me about Vox and Zestial? Also! It's called a crackship for a reason!

also: I'm aware why Zestious is a thing but that doesn't make it not a crackship. Zeskitty on the other hand... y'all wild as hell (/pos)

[tvoverlord]

Hi! you dont have to answer this ask but I run a Zestial ask blog ( @zestialmorde ) and I ship Zestial with Vox and was wondering if maybe you'd wanna rp datedtech with me sometime? If not no big deal and again no need to answer this ask just couldn't think of a better way to ask ^^

oh! that sounds so interesting actually. i personally dont ship them, but sure!

-admin

hey! won't you ask me instead of deciding over my head? and why that rusty old spider of all people?!

calm down. it's not like you can actually fire me for it. now shoo, as Vel would say.

-admin

[voxtek-official]

Hi! you dont have to answer this ask but I run a Zestial ask blog ( @zestialmorde ) and I ship Zestial with Vox and was wondering if maybe you'd wanna rp datedtech with me sometime? If not no big deal and again no need to answer this ask just couldn't think of a better way to ask ^^

// I honestly have no idea what that is 😅

[theduofinds]

Picked up this sweet RoboCop VHS at @guadvintageatx today! #1990s #robocop #marvel #vhstapes #theduofinds #ilovethe90s #90skid #datedtech #guadvintagemarket #vintagefinds #fleamarketfinds (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbEGAP1rwRI/?utm_medium=tumblr

[zestialmorde]

Since Carmilla quit who is Zestial going to love now

🕸️ I haven’t thought about it. I have a few rare pairs with Zestial I enjoy thinking about but I don’t know lol. Is it necessary for there to be a romance? 🕸️

[zestialmorde]

opinion on each of The Vees?

"The Vees, collectively, exhibit a deplorable lack of regard for the intricate dynamics among all overlords. Instead, they resort to unsavory tactics to achieve their objectives. Untrustworthy individuals indeed. They brazenly attempt to alter a game that has been in play since long before their inception.

Starting with Velvette, I find her demeanor to be disagreeable. She lacks understanding of respect yet insists upon receiving it in return. Like a child accustomed to always getting her way, she initiates conflicts without the capacity to see them through, presuming upon others' tolerance. One day, her recklessness will surely have consequences, though it astonishes me that it has not already.

Regarding Valentino, I shall not expend much effort. He is a vile individual, lacking any appreciation for the delicate craft of torture and debauchery. He masquerades as a paragon of masculinity, yet would a true man have to stoop to the depths of drugging others to satisfy his desires?

As for Vox, I surmise that among the three, he is the... least objectionable. Although, admittedly, that is not saying much. His arrogance may very well prove to be his undoing. Nonetheless, he does exhibit some semblance of competence as a leader... if only he were surrounded by better associates to lead."

[zestialmorde]

You'll fuck Vox but Valentino is where you draw the line? Yeah ok buddy

“I have not indulged in such matters with—” Zestial groans, rubbing his face in frustration. “I simply refuse to squander my time becoming acquainted with, let alone engaging in anything further with, one whose intelligence resembles that of a potato.”

[zestialmorde]

Spooky knocks off Zestial's hat and replaces it with Vox's own hat. Maybe this is how he'll gain more braincells

@spookypumpkinbun

"Could thou cease? Thou art causing a major hindrance to my affairs."

[zestialmorde]

🕸️I got a bone to pick with Y'all /lighthearted 🕸️

Nah cause I had this crackship before I was even teeny tiny micro popular. And you all said I was crazy! You all said "zestmilla or bust", You all told me my ship was dumb (paraphrasing lol). And all of a sudden!! two people semi jump on board (askoverlordvox and spookypumpkinbun) and you all fold like sheep! Sheep!!!

That is all.

Me: "That is all"

Also me: *adds a keep reading line*

Editing to add an old photoshop from my 100 follower special back in May to prove im not lying about being on that shit (there's a couple asks from April but this is much funnier imo)

[zestialmorde]

A box arrives, addressed to Lord Zestial. A note attached reads:

Lord Zestial, In the event you decide to change up your wardrobe, I thought it might be appropriate to provide you with bow ties that better fit your color scheme. I hope the quality is acceptable. - Vox

Inside the box are an array of green and black bow ties in a variety of patterns.

((@askoverlordvox))

Zestial reads the note and smiles before examining the bowties, all made of obviously expensive fabric. He tucks them away before penning a letter of his own and sending back the bowtie of Vox's he had inadvertently stolen at their last meeting.

"Dear Vox,

I extend my sincerest gratitude for thy most thoughtful gift. Perchance I shall even alter my usual garb to find occasion to wear them, for 'tis clear they were chosen with great care and consideration, which I do greatly appreciate.

Enclosed, thou wilt find thine bowtie, which I had not the fortune to return to thee at our previous meeting. Regrettably, I was unaware of the proper means to tend to such fine material, and so I leave its care to thy capable hands. Pray, do inform me of the cost, and I shall see it promptly repaid.

Thy humble servant, Z. Morde"

He seals the letter with the bowtie contained with his typical wax seal before teleporting it to its intended location.

[zestialmorde]

Carmilla? Nah

Vox😌

(ooc: but can you see the vision??? def a crackship but I'm in love)

Carmilla, a cherished comrade of mine, doth not occupy the realm of romantic contemplations within my heart. As for Vox, he is naught but an irksome hum that pervades my thoughts, akin to a ceaseless ringing within mine ears. I, being of advanced years, find myself impervious to the allure of romance, regardless of the cunning and charisma he may possess.

When I mention "he," I do indeed refer to "they." 'Twas but a slip of the tongue, perhaps. Naturally, I had no specific individual in mind. 'Twould be folly indeed to squander one's time contemplating such a notion.

[zestialmorde]

ARE YOU GOING TO DATE MR. VOX

"Ye all do ask far too many questions"

[zestialmorde]

Not until you give me an actual answer whether or not you have romantic feelings for vox, and not nudging around the question sir

"I shall nudge 'round whatever question I please, and none shall tell me otherwise."

[zestialmorde]

(ooc)

Not me saying I didnt do ships and then immediately turn around talking about some DatedTech.