#god what an ordeal

[ennaih]

Every Film I Watch In 2023:

75. The Winter Witch (2022)

[dreamaruu]

Hello RvBGTBQ+ community

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Introducing: Immortal Au

(With doodles because i can't for dear life work on the written explanation for it yet)

Aka: The daycare assistant seems to have a bit more of experience on things than they let on, though there's a lot of rumors about them from the Staff. Huh, wonder why's that

(Update: Changed the title from "my immortal" to just "immortal" because people were suffering mkdheiwhwi)

[royalarchivist]

Mike: I'll hold you son, I'll hold you son.

[They all "Awww"]

Mike: Increase the speed, increase the speed! I'm holding you. Faster faster faster! Faster! I'm holding my son, I'm holding my son! He's not gonna fall, he's not gonna fall– he's right here with me.

[Pac and Mike both laugh, and Fit smiles as he looks at both of them]

Fit: Yeah, doin' good!

Pac: Hold– oh my– Mike, if you don't hold him, he's gonna break, he's gonna break!

Fit: He's gonna get scrambled!

Mike: [Lets Richarlyson go temporarily and encourages him] Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. Nice, you managed to endure the– [Pac stands behind Mike and hugs him] Oh, you're holding me!

Pac: If you fall–

Mike: Hold Pac Fit, hold Pac Fit!

Pac: Nobody gonna fall!

Fit: Okokokok there you go. [He hugs Pac from behind too, and they all laugh, cheering on Richarlyson]

[torchstelechos]

People be like, how you doing? And I'm like, Loop is never going to see their family again.

[so-very-small]

the utterly apathetic scrutiny a scientific giant holds when analyzing a tiny? well. that’s enough to make a bitch swoon. (im the bitch).

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

The idea of people having so many theories about it amuses me to no end. Over the years the speculation could probably get really intense too- maybe people even write speculative fiction about it.

As for the mystery finally being solved like. One that’s hilarious. Two- would it be a whole event? Not just the fact there’s finally a building there and the whole process of it- but maybe Wanmin has the craziest opening ever with how much is going on in there Akskdkkfkf.

(And I love the idea of childe going from terrifying god warrior who beat down celestia to. Local mischievous cryptid. It reminds me of the bake danuki in Inazuma. He’s just a little guy your honor. Just a little fox.

foreigners: yeah they say liyue has this like- ultra-powerful god of destruction that put celestia in its place like thousands of years ago. how scary. i've heard that he also has an intelligence network of spies across the entirety of teyvat. i know it sounds so fake and tinfoil-hat conspiracty but i've heard it everywhere! and he's just there chilling? how do they not have a heart attack everytime he does anything...

liyue natives: yeah this is master childe. yeah he's a bit stupid. yeah he could kill us all if he wanted. yeah we love him. what do you mean he could cause armaggeddon? god forbid gingers do anything. how old is master childe-? too old for you AND he's married. stay away from our god, foreigners.

[nocreativityfornames]

I can't be the only one who felt super icky during the "God's love" moments in the new lesson, right?

Right...?

Was this supposed to be wholesome thing and this is just my religious trauma showing or did they meant to make us feel umcomfy? It's my brain cringing at the bad writing, I know it Because that felt SO off-putting to me, SPECIALLY coming from Lucifer.

Like...present Lucifer wouldn't be caught saying that shit ever 😅

So...is he okay? Did his head got mess up somehow? Or is he just having one of those classic daddy issues haver moment of “starting to trust my dad again just to be let down soon after” (oof--)

I mean.... s3 spoilers ahead!!!!!!>>>>>> God is literally his biggest fear in the present. Like, that's what the boogeyman takes form of when going up against him. His fucking dad.

What is going on right now?

[timelessbian]

dating apps scare me and i'm learning i might be too neurotic for a meet cute lmao at this point does someone just want to get arranged married? i feel like I could handle that better

[calaathmaza]

ID: the "swear on dolly meme" from derry girls where mary says "swear on dolly" and it cuts to an elegantly framed portrait of dolly parton on the wall. it's edited so that she's saying, "swear on Edrehasivar VII" and edited in place of dolly within the frame is an imperial portrait of maia in white finery sitting on the throne. end ID

i just needed this, pls feel free to save this for personal use

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

guy who got his 99 brothers murdered vs guy who cut out middleman and murdered all 99 of his brothers himself fight

[mymarifae]

genshin does intrigue me. i would love to play it and get immersed in the characters and story. however paimon will not shut the fuck up. ever. girl can you just go in your box and stay there

[bookwyrminspiration]

everything's good and fine👍

[rxttenfish]

listen to me. listen.

sometimes things are better when theyre worse.

[asclepyus]

I want. To have faith that FGO will pull its head out of its ass after the (rightly deserved) backlash for the choices they made for 9th anni but god it really does all seem like another desperate push for continued revenue during an excruciating slow period of content release. There’s multiple ways they could fix this but it’s all up to whether they’re willing to listen to their player base or not.

[pebblezone]

Thinking so hard about sertegra dancing fic that has not yet been created