#god men a stupid

[anxiouspepper28]

I shouldn't be teaching a fucking footy star how to do pr, but for fucks sake hire someone competent, because this is making you look like an idiot. If you wanna stage photos at least make them look like they're taken by fans and not paid paps or something.

I've been to Venice, with amount of people crammed in tiny space, no one is noticing your ass, like people try not to fall into canal taking photos. Wtf kind of paps are hovering in Venice waiting for random B level celeb to show up, it's Venice not LA.

[onnahu]

I want a batfam fic where Jason dissapears, so Steph and Cass break into his place to investigate, and all they find is a note like that:

I got married and am now on a space honeymoon, where we get married at every single planet we can.

Xoxo

Jay

Ps.

Whoever found it - Get everybody's (especially B's) reactions on camera and give to me as the best wed gift in the world, and you'll be my favourite forever.

If you're B - Fuck you, you always ruin my fun, and you're not allowed at my place, so if it's you I hate you. Fuck you, B.

Is it a joke? Did he really eloped? And with who? Because he sure as hell didn't tell anyone. Like, WAS HE EVEN DATING?

Anyway, Steph and Cass have a blast out of it.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

give me some whiskey and ill draw The Most Thing i can come up with

bonus:

[katabay]

”—ah. seems like mother goose has been playing around in your egg salad. if you won’t dance to that tune, I got others.”

honestly, the would you kindly scene is whatever to me*, code yellow is the more interesting violation/betrayal of the body because of how beautifully it escalates the Fontaine reveal/betrayal and shows how ugly some of those ‘locks and keys’ that Tenenbaum mentions are. not only have you been a tool in another man’s hand this entire time, it goes deeper. your body is not your own.

*there used to be a meandering thought here about the would you kindly scene, but it was really just talking around the fact that I spent way too many years seeing people discuss it in the most insufferable and reductive ways possible when it’s a combination of three or four other things that make that moment compelling lmao

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[professorjirt]

I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO

[iamtheunicornwizard]

they're so cute frfr

[tiredyke]

every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant

[n0anix]

like fire and ice

[marzipanandminutiae]

people really watch/read that scene in Emma where she talks to Mr. Knightley about how he can say whatever he wants because he's never been a dependent, and doesn't know what it's like to "have tempers to manage" and say "wow that's so sad that this adult woman has to walk on eggshells to keep the people who control her life- specifically, a man, her father -happy, and thus keep her place in the household"

and then turn around and insist that it's women's job to keep men from trying to violently take our human rights away, by just being ~sweet and kind~ to them at all times

[ama-kuri]

i am not immune to old man yaoi propaganda.

[freaky-flawless]

I'm reading Frankenstein, and the Monster is outright described as being yellow, so I'm curious about where the depiction of him being green came from.

However, I'm absolutely tickled by the idea of him being yellow while his bride is blue, to make Frankie's green.

[self-restra1nt]

i hate when i come across girls posting gifs of Men licking pussy.. Men should never be expected to pleasure their fucktoys. its an abomination tbh

[nikola-waa]

boys from my class really pissed me off today

[rystiel]

au where fiddleford ends up coming back after stan loses ford and they work together to fix the portal

(and also they fall in love)

[icarus-is-obssesed]

Okay just saw this amazing animatic

Evelyn Evelyn [Malevolent] by Pikachic (on youtube!! Go watch it the way they draw expression is amazing)

I think this song is absolutely perfect for J&A

"don't you feel like severing?"

This is perfect for when Arthur got Yellow back instead of John, neither of them wanting anything to do with each other, Arthur basically keeping him away from the dark world, his "home".

"At your side, I feel like a ghost

I wake up first, and I stare at you sleeping"

John not being to make any decisions on his own talk to anyone but Arthur, feeling trapped inside of his mind. In the hospital just waiting for Arthur to wake up.

"A parasite needs a host"

Basically Arthur at ANY point when John pisses him off.

"I’m only trying to do what is best for us"

John feeling guilty for things but at the same time he didn't ask for this either.

"Well, I never asked for this, I never wanted this"

Arthurs breakdowns over how much things changed since they started sharing bodies.

"Looking in your eyes, I’m coming home"

This fits Kane saying Arthur has only got eyes for John.

"I just want (you here with me/my privacy)"

"God (can't we just get along/ won't you leave me alone!)"

These last two i think are perfectly describing how much they've changed over the episodes, at first wanting nothing to do with each other to loving each other and keeping each other safe

(we'll ignore the many secrets they still keep from each other as of right now lmao)

There is definetly more things that would fit but these are just the ones i could come up with from the top of my head, hope you enjoyed!

[everyones-least-favorite-bard]

so ive succumbed-