#god is our mom

[ink-the-artist]

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

This week's Discord Prompt!

JJK X OHSHC

Find @cocoabell drawing here

[petricorah]

scenes i loved from Real Enough to Get Me Through by @marriedzukka <333 [ids in alt]

[sporesgalaxy]

i feel so insane every time i hear someone say they dont have a dvd player anymore. what do you do when the dvd hunger possesses you? die?

[supercalime]

And then those bitches pulled a bait and switch and made it worse

[beeduoo]

HELLL NOOOOO

[morrigan-sims]

⚔ Nemesis's Golden Girl ⚔

aka, I got suddenly reminded that I have multiple pieces of laurel wreath cc in my game and decided it was a crime I hadn't put Odynia in one yet.

[electricpurrs]

god. we're fucked. we're actually genuinely completely fucked. my mother just said she got her paycheck cut. in january she's only receiving half her paycheck and in february she's not getting anything. all that we have is going to rent or we'll be homeless and that's it. we don't have money. for absolutely anything. we dont know how we're gonna pay the bills. i dont know what to do

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

it’s so funny to me that if I asked someone from my family (pretending they knew the mha characters) who I was in mha they’d probably say jiro or todoroki but if you asked my friends they’d probably say bakugo

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I'm sorry for posting so much about this but car culture gets me so fired up and it's obviously resonating with people. I've never had a post with so much interactions in the tags, it's so constant that my tumblr activity is only registering a few of them as new at a time.

[anneowl2803]

I’m really anxious. My parents are considering giving away our cat. I get that the new furniture is really expensive, but we already had a cat before they bought it!

And for the patio too?? That’s where the cat was supposed to live. Now they have him confined to the kitchen because he scratches the sofas. Hello??? We already knew that would happen! Why didn’t they plan ahead knowing we have a cat?

I can’t imagine them giving away our cat! Who knows what kind of family he would go to? My parents aren’t even considering temporarily covering the sofas and training him not to scratch.

I know they work all day, but they could keep him in the kitchen during the work hours and let him out during the night and train him then! My brother could do it if they don’t have time! I’d do it myself if I wasn’t studying away from home…

I’ll never understand why they bought a fabric sofa for our patio. They should have gotten something cheaper and tear resistant. I mean, the outside sofa is more expensive than the living room sofa, make it make sense!

[vynnyal]

Btw I'm basically speedrunning now

[empty-pringles-can]

Grappling with the fact i just submitted actual discussion of the relevance of fanfic to Twilight and its cultural reception to my actual thesis advisor. Like this is a 50 year old man I am now going to have to sit in front of and discuss how 50 shades of grey was originally edward cullen porn.

And I am going to have to present this to a panel for my thesis defense oh god

[yugocar]

for once in my life i SOLVED a problem and wasnt the source of the problem or made the problem worse and i must say it feels pretty damn good!!!!

[thunderheadfred]

partner is going through old photos and sent me this one of him at 18

he is 33 and has not aged. not one day. this is not a joke. I'm going to get arrested???

I am 36 and married to a Goofy Teen Boy. He has a masters degree and teaches teenagers who try to emasculate him all damn day and it doesn't matter because he does not fucking care?? lmao try again losers? he likes Gilbert and Sullivan and fixing typewriters and dressing up like a church-going senior citizen every day and his softness is The Whole Point

when we go to our prenatal appointments together the nurses are always looking him up and down before asking, "...and who is this?"

as if he's my fucking nephew or something

when actually this tween-looking megadork impregnated a six-foot tall giantess Viking woman on like, the first try

[definitionsfading]

we finally got power back around 3pm today (Tuesday) after losing it in totality this past Wednesday night (October 9th) when Hurricane Milton hit Florida, so I finally feel like I can start to return to normalcy in life again, thank god

there's so much to kinda like, Process, and I sound like a nutjob because it obviously wasn't even *that* bad compared to what the people in asheville are still going through. actually weathering the storm is only like 20% of the trauma though, it's the aftermath that really strung me out lol

my personal home didn't get damaged or flooded, thank god, but many of the homes around me took tree fall damage and some of my local haunts and roadways are still partially underwater. shit was no fucking joke! cleanup is going to take months, if not years. it's the nature of taking a hit from a storm of this magnitude but it never feels easy when it happens. the loss of electricity, flushing your toilet with a bucket of water from the bathtub, sleeping in total dark and silence other than a candle flickering, walking around a pitch black house with a flashlight, eating meals out of cans, feeling exposed to the world around you. it's kinda primal in a way?

for me the main issue was the fact that we live in hot-ass Florida, and with the power knocked out my mother insisted on us sleeping with the house WIDE the fuck open at night for air circulation. windows, sliding glass doors, everything. our fenced in back yard did take some wind damage, so part of the fence blew over flat and anybody passing on the roadway beyond the water behind us could shine their headlights directly onto our house. it was just incredibly eerie feeling so exposed like that, especially knowing that criminals take advantage of the power outages because they know they won't be caught on camera. I would keep waking up in the night at the slightest sounds. anybody who wanted to walk into our house fully could have done it. I'm just glad we weren't singled out as a target for theft.

there was also a big issue with the cats being outdoors in the storm aftermath. I was supremely stressed out with the fence being down, because any wild animal, dog, or person could waltz into our back yard and hurt the cats. there was one night where I got up to pee around 1:00 in the morning and I heard a cat screaming outside, and I literally flew out the back door in my goddamn Birkenstocks, ran through the hole in our fence, and bolted AROUND the water behind the fence without falling or tripping to try and find the cat that I thought for sure was being eaten by something. it turned out it was two stray cats fighting near the fence line of the adjoining subdivision lmfao 🙃 and my cats were all safe at my house and patio area. but I didn't know that! you're living in a pitch black world, there are no street lights, no house lights, nothing. no stars because of the cloud cover. it was just me, adrenaline, and a fucking flashlight.

anyway, it's mostly over for me now, and I know I'm lucky we weren't caught up in the freshwater flooding. I just had to vent a little bit and stress how paranoid and anxious a weather event like this can make people. I know many of you have likely never been through a major hurricane in the same way I have never been through something like a blizzard or a tornado, but for empathy's sake. here is my casual testimony lol. fuck global warming dude